[Comprehensive British and American] Where is the amazing Jason

It has been nearly a week since the commissioning of the little orange cat ended.

In Jason's original plan, Timothy should be beaten until he was lying on the bed, Batman would return to Nightmare under the disguise of mud face, and Jason himself would secretly return to Gotham to clean up in the filth and filth. Take half a foothold and use blood to pave the way for yourself.

But now, he didn't even take the first step in his grand plan.Timothy is not only alive and kicking now, but also has a cat, which is Jason's cheap orange cat brother.

He can't act according to the original plan, in case he suddenly transforms in a gun.battle.fire.fight...

Shit, he could imagine that scene.

In the empty warehouse, a group of bloody drug dealers were having a meeting, and Jason suddenly rushed out from the second floor with an AK4.7 to interrupt them. Bullets and gunpowder entertain everyone who disagrees with this.

Then, there was a "snap", like a witch cast a spell in a fairy tale, and the bloodthirsty demon holding the AK4.7 turned into a meowing kitten. A head is big.

Of course the drug dealers won't be obedient, because they can't understand cats!

Turning into a cat might be a relatively good result. If something like a hamster is entrusted, Jason still has to worry about whether his baby 47 will be crushed to death.

He contacted Thalia, and out of some inexplicable psychology, Jason didn't explain the real situation, only saying that he had been cursed inexplicably and would become an inhuman species for a period of time.Thalia promised to help him keep an eye out for information on disabling such spells.

And Jason stepped on the rain on a rainy day and returned to Gotham under the gaze of the gargoyle, the city where his childhood was buried, and his long-lost hometown.

With the current situation, there is no way to make big moves, but Jason can try to deal with some small problems.He temporarily hid in the slums of Gotham's East Side, which is a place where the Bat-based vigilantes don't pay much attention, but Jason is familiar with it.It just so happens that people here are not interested in the lives of their neighbors other than money and survival.

Taking the East District as a circle, he investigated Gotham's drug network, and returned several tomes from it.All powder crystals that should not appear will pass through their hands.If Jason wants to control Gotham's drug business, he must first find a way to deal with them.

Jason received news that in a few afternoons, the deputy of two major drug dealers would meet at a reception in the Venice Hotel, and they planned to sell drugs to the students of Gotham City High School.Before that, Jason would end their plan, saw off their heads, and cause a little panic for those above them.

It's just two scumbags, even a hamster can solve them!

The Venice Hotel is one of the few five-star hotels in Gotham.The reception they host requires a ticket to enter.And those two guys waiting to die discussing how to drag the student cubs into the abyss on this occasion deserved to be shot by the hamster sniper.

Jason didn't get a ticket, he didn't intend to be so public in the old bat's territory.But changing into a waiter outfit is as easy as getting an admission ticket.

The red hooded man who will be famous in the future is wearing a waiter's suit, with a thin waist and straight shoulders, holding champagne in his hand, and has been scrutinized by no less than five people, including men and women.The brave ones will go straight up and strike up a conversation with him.

Jason flirted with them absent-mindedly, while paying attention to the movements of the two waiting ghosts from the corner of his eye.Probably because of his inattentive attitude, the ladies who approached him chatted with him for a while, and left with subtle expressions on their faces.

The two drug dealers in the corner pretended not to know each other since they entered the venue. Halfway through the reception, the two of them exchanged winks.One of them put down the wine glass in his hand, raised his leg and walked towards the end of the corridor.

The reception site will pass the toilet through the corridor, and then go down the steps to the garden.It looked like they were going to talk about 'business' in the garden.

Jason waited patiently. A few minutes later, the other person also bid farewell to his female companion and hurried to the corridor.

Jason made a gesture and lost the tray in his hand, and the champagne fell to the ground. "I'm going to find tools to clean up!" He made an excuse casually, planning to follow him later.

No one paid attention to his situation here, and there was an exaggerated noise at the reception, as if some important person had arrived, causing the people on the field to buzz like bees in a hive.

Jason glanced sideways while cleaning up the glass shards on the ground, and it was this glance that knocked him out of his mind. Jason felt a beeping sound.

Timothy wore a hypocritical and artificial smile, like a courtesan swaying in the wind, talking and laughing calmly surrounded by men and women.

The total price of his clothes is no less than seven figures. Just the watch, Jason recognized that it was the cover of a well-known luxury magazine last month.This may be Timothy's low-key dress, because as far as Jason remembers, Bruce usually wears private haute couture.

No, his capitalism is not worthy of attention.

The point is, why is he, Timothy Drake here!

Didn't Red Robin just show up in Manhattan this morning with the Teen Titans?

Traveling between two places in one day, playing the role of vigilante and drinking party hipster, he is actually a Kryptonian, right? !

Jason has two ranking lists in his heart, one is "the person he least wants to meet today" and the other is "the person he wants to meet the most today".Sometimes the top positions of the two leaderboards will overlap.

But today, no, for a whole week, Jason swears that Timothy is a well-deserved number one on the "Least Wanted Person" list, and he guarantees that his name will not be on the second list.It is rational to predict that in the next month, Timothy will be on the list of "the person you least want to see". He will become a bright star in the sky of Jason's heart, and the farther the distance, the better.

Jason wished he was really a little hamster or a little bee now, able to sneak away from the reception without making a sound.His Jason sense told him that Timothy seemed to be looking here intentionally or unconsciously, which made his heart tremble.

Fortunately, everyone at the reception lived up to Jason's expectations, and occupied a favorable position to talk to Timothy from near or far, building a human wall between him and Jason.Jason took this opportunity to walk quickly into the corridor, and followed the drug dealer not far behind.

There was no one in the corridor, only him and the short-lived ghost he was eyeing.Jason could finish him right here, hide his body in the toilet, then turn around and finish the first one.After both of them cleaned up, he went to the toilet and slowly tried to separate their heads and necks.

Jason's footsteps speeded up quietly, and the distance between him and the person in front was getting closer.Ten meters, eight meters, five meters, within the range of three meters, Jason is sure to hit it with one blow.

The person in front obviously didn't know that the god of death had wrapped him up under the sleeve of his robe.Jason approached his prey like a lurking lone wolf, the saber slipping from his cuff and falling into the palm of his hand.

He stepped forward silently.

A bad premonition hit him.

Jason felt that this kind of bad premonition was not strange to him.

His legs tripped like God the god damn old man glued his legs together.His suit pants were torn apart and turned into a pile of rags.Jason's exquisite physical fitness and sharp reaction nerves were all used to keep himself from falling into the mud.

He put his hands on the ground and watched his target go away leisurely.Jason had a heart attack and touched his legs in horror.

oh fuck.

He touched something slippery and cool.

Jason Todd, a tough man who dared to pry the tires of the Batmobile just as high as Batman's chest, felt the fear for a long time.He dared not look down at his legs.

But the reality is to hit him bloody.Not only his two legs, but also his hands on the ground changed, his nails became sharp and slender, like five small daggers.A thin layer of webs connected his fingers, transparent but tough.

Jason's expression was blank because of the collapse. He touched his ear tremblingly, realizing that it was no longer a soft human ear.The petal-like thing should be called gills, or it may be fish fins.

The man with dead eyes lowered his head and looked at his two legs. Under the light, the magnificent red scales were sealed in the crystal like a burning flame. The color of the fish tail changed from light to dark, and then from dark to light.The wide caudal fin is like a crescent moon, and there is a little imperceptible golden light between the transparent fins. It is dreamy like a dream that only children who have heard stories and fell asleep can have.

However, no matter how beautiful it is, it can't change the fact that Jason is now a fish.

It's still a fish lying in the corridor of a human hotel, between the first person on the list of "the person you don't want to meet today" and two scumbags.

Years from now, he will surely become a professional performer with the "Scream" emoji.

But the sky is about to descend to the people, and the new little mermaid heard footsteps coming from the other side of the reception.

Jason:! ! !

The little mermaid flicked her tail hard, like a poor seal rolling and wriggling on a glacier that does not belong to her.

Who would have thought that he could use the fish tail to snap at lightning speed, Jason believed himself to be a genius.

After a lot of hard work, he finally arrived at his destined place of salvation, the toilet.

The Little Mermaid shuts herself in the toilet cubicle vigorously, panting while sitting on the toilet lid.Two-thirds of his good-looking but useless fish tail is still dragging on the ground.Jason tucked in hard, tucking the tail fin into the compartment.

A footstep approached, then walked away, paused, and turned back.

There was a polite knock on the door, "Is there anyone in the toilet?"

Drake, you Timothy of rabbit grass! ! !

Jason can't wait to rush out now, and slap the face of the lingering drake and rabbit grass with his fish's tail.He purposely lowered his voice, "There are people here, brother, unless you want to come in and fencing with me."

"Sorry to bother you, I'm just in a hurry." Timothy said from outside the cubicle door.

Hearing his footsteps going away, Jason just breathed a sigh of relief holding his fish tail.

A wire came in and jerked the latch of the compartment door. The door was flung open, revealing Timothy's hateful face.

Timothy stood outside the door, holding the wire in his hand, his expression was between surprise and surprise, "Wow~"