The face-slapping madman who lives in the cold palace

There have been several snowfalls in mid-winter, and the Canaan incense that has been smoking in the hall has long been replaced by fresh wintersweet branches, which are placed on the window sills everywhere.

The fragrance smells faint and cold, with the blooming posture of flowers blooming only under the bitter cold.Even if you can't enjoy the snow scenery, you can still feel the pride of not admitting defeat in the middle of winter.

As soon as Zhu Hen was able to turn over with the help of two attendants and Ji Li, he hugged his stomach with one hand out of breath, and continued to pull Shaodong's hand that was put aside with the other.

Shaodong is now being taken care of by Ji Li, from washing and dressing to feeding soup, medicine and massage, all are taken care of by him.And Zhu Chen is in charge of talking, just like Shao Dong is awake, talking to him, talking to the child in his stomach, talking to Xiao Zhuangzhuang.

And often complained to Shaodong, "Why are you still asleep? My son bullies me, how can you sleep so soundly? Why don't you get up and teach him a lesson, so that he can be more honest?"

Every time Zhu Hen said this, his eyes would turn red, but in the end he still rubbed his eyes, put on a smile, and then talked about other things, everything, except that his son in his stomach just kicked him hard a few times. feet, which made his stomach hurt and numb now.

When she was pregnant with Xiao Zhuangzhuang, Zhu Hen happened to lose her memory, so she had the purest feeling for Xiao Zhuangzhuang.But they often ignore the fact that there is an extra child in their big belly, and do some dangerous actions.

So thanks to Xiao Jiaojiao, it can be said that Xiao Zhuangzhuang was born by Xiao Jiaojiao, and has been guarded until now.

But Xiao Zhuangzhuang was well-behaved and quiet at that time, quietly matured, completely without the magic of the current one: punching and kicking in his stomach anytime and anywhere, as lively as if he was carrying a mouse that was kicking and kicking all day long , not a child, suffered for it.

So even if everything is ready, the closer the delivery period is, the more scared Zhu Hen is, and he tells Ji Li over and over again that Shao Dong must lie next to him, and he must be able to hold Shao Dong's hand.

Ji Li also looked at Zhu Hen's stomach nervously and agreed over and over again, and then comforted Zhu Hen, saying that he should have only one little prince this time, it will not be difficult, and everything is ready.

His words are so consoling, but the performance is that he walked with his head bowed for several days in a row, muttering non-stop, counting what things he has to do, what things are left, and what things are more...

Looking at Wu Shaodong, it seems that there is no backbone, and the two of them lived together like this "You are nervous, I am more nervous than you, you are so nervous, do I need to pretend to be less nervous".

But the last day of the labor period has passed, and the devil in the belly has no plans to come out, and it is still tormenting the father whose eyes are getting darker and darker.

Zhu Hen, who is his own father, woodenly holds his stomach, leans back on the pillow, and just looks at Shao Dong's face just after taking a hot bath in a daze.Shaodong's skinny cheeks were flushed red and moist from the steam, and his thick eyebrows softened his entire face with moisture.

Zhu Hen's heart is blank now, the most feared day has passed, nothing happened, everything is as usual.Shaodong still didn't wake up.

If the little devil is really clever enough to feel that the father is not awake, so he refuses to come out, it seems to be acceptable, so let's take it for granted.

Just as Zhu Hen made such a decision, his stomach suddenly hurt, and he felt a strange feeling of falling down.

With a pale face, he grabbed the cushion tightly and turned to look at Ji Li beside him.

Ji Li also looked frightened, and it took a long time before he rushed out yelling, "It's about to give birth, it's about to give birth, come, come, come!" He completely forgot that the medicine for the birth canal was in his arms. He always kept in mind that he only needed to feed the medicine, walk with Zhu Hen for half a day, and then help Zhu Hen give birth standing up, while the rest prepared hot water, golden scissors, the little prince's little clothes and quilt.

As soon as he yelled, the inner hall suddenly became noisy and lively. Before people were born, pots of water were brought in one after another, and there were people holding medicine, soup, and those who were about to wipe sweat. Come and see Pulse...almost everything I can think of is there.

You squeeze me, I'm next to you, squeezing the originally quiet inner hall so that there are all kinds of noises, and it is also full of people.

The most outrageous thing was that there were several people carrying new quilts that were as tall as several people and wandering around Zhu Hen.Xiao Zhuangzhuang, who was nestled in the innermost part, was also scared out. Seeing the situation, he called the guards directly.

But as soon as the guards came to take a look, they backed out with red faces, carried the little prince away from the inner hall, guarded him in the outer hall, and told him, "Congratulations, Your Royal Highness, after a while, you will be back soon." I have a little brother. But I can’t disturb you now, or my little brother will be scared and won’t come out.”

The serious man seems to be able to win Xiao Zhuangzhuang's trust better than those inside. Xiao Zhuangzhuang nodded thoughtfully, trying to hold his big brother's face with fat cheeks, but after a while, he Holding Xiao Jiaojiao who came over together again, she dozed off.

The guard looked at the sky. Although it was a new day, it was still bright and the prince hadn't woken up. Sleeping for a while was better than waiting for the little prince to come out.Quickly get someone to fetch a silk quilt, wrap it around the little prince, put it on the small couch in the outer hall, and continue to guard him.

And Zhu Hen inside is not as simple as what the guards said, his birth canal has not yet opened, but his son is trying to come out, at this moment, Zhu Hen is already in pain, and there are so many voices buzzing in his head It was buzzing non-stop.

So the evil grew out of the guts, and rushed towards Shaodong, who was more cherished than the eyeballs, and when he caught it, he started digging, scratching, and couldn't help it, so he bit and scolded, "Shaodong, you A bastard, a rogue, a rogue who only knows how to plant but can't give birth, next time you give birth! I will never give birth again! If you dare to let me give birth again, I will bite you to death, bite you to death! And you dare not wake up again , I want to kill you, kill you, kill you!"

The backs of Shao Dong's hands are already scratched, and there are several red marks on his face, looking pitiful and funny.Ji Li, who had been squeezed to the periphery, turned around in circles, not knowing whether he was dizzy or dizzy in a hurry.

Anyway, he saw that the corner of His Majesty's mouth seemed to twitch, and then his eyelids also twitched. When he wiped his eyes, he found that His Majesty seemed to be still the same.He continued to circle around, thinking why the child hadn't come out yet...

A calm but powerless voice was mixed in the noise, and was quickly drowned out. After a while, there was another voice, this time it was clear but dry, "It's all quiet, my head is about to explode."

Everyone didn't realize what Gu was, and they were still chattering anxiously.

"Quiet! Gu, say, An, Jing. And you, Ahen, scratch Gu so hard, are you jealous, Gu?"

Now someone looked at Shaodong in surprise, and slowly became quiet in circles.Then they bowed their heads silently and retreated one by one.

Zhu Hen was rolling in pain, he was the only one left panting heavily in the entire inner hall.Shaodong wanted to raise his hand to touch it, but he couldn't lift it up, so he sighed: "Ji Li, you are still so unreliable, you still haven't brought the medicine in your arms, feed it quickly, and then help him walk for a while. Wait for the pain If it becomes the pain of the opening of the birth canal, then you let him pull the sling to give birth."

Ji Li didn't have time to be surprised that His Majesty woke up just like that, and was able to see the little prince landed with his own eyes, which is really great and so on.He ran over with shame on his face, quickly poured water and medicine, and called a strong attendant, who walked around the inner hall with Zhu Hen on his left and right.

The medicine went off, and after a while, the pain pattern changed, and it was more severe than before, but Zhu Hen was able to go straight to the ground in pain, and insisted on raising his face to look at Shao Dong, with tears in his eyes. Laugh, sweet and happy.

When he walked into Shaodong, he kept saying intermittently, "Just, I know, I know, you, you, have no guts, no guts, no, look, I, live!"

Shao Dong stared straight at the top of the palace, and sighed long, "You tell me every day that you love me to death, but you still want me to give birth to a little prince. You can't do it until you wake up. If you go on like this, when you recover, you may be able to deal with me. There are no tigers in the mountains..."

Received a red stare silently, he changed his words silently, "There are no tigers in the mountains, there are hunters..."

With Shao Dong on the side giving instructions, Zhu Hen was relieved a lot, and Geely didn't appear flustered and forgot everything again, everything went smoothly.

When Zhu Henlei closed his eyes and went to sleep, there was already a soft, fleshy package beside Shaodong.The little guy didn't even open his eyes, so he spit out the saliva all over Shao Dong's face.The first toothless meal almost swallowed the wooden spoon that was put into his mouth.

Shaodong doesn't want to say that his youngest son has devilish nature, but only that he is strange.Zhu Hen was not so easy to talk about. He woke up and saw his little son who had been tormenting him for ten months. He snorted coldly, and directly tapped the little guy's nose and gave him a nickname, "Little Momo".

Ji Li at the side thought it was a little devil, worried that the little prince would be sad when he grew up to understand the meaning of this name, "My lord, will this name..."

Zhu Hen interrupted angrily, "That's all, that's right. Whoever dares to object, he will take Xiaomomo from now on."

Ji Li's eyeballs shone brightly in surprise, and just about to nod, he covered his mouth and burst out laughing.

Little Momo still didn't open her eyes, spit a bubble, raised her nipples in a very face-saving way, and urinated on the boy with Zhu Hen's face...

In the days to come, whenever someone called him Xiaomomo, he would always piss on people's faces with great accuracy.Until one day, as the elder brother, Shao Zhen wiped his wet face and said to the little demon king who exposed his breasts, "Why does your breasts look like a little meat worm? No, it's a little meat worm"

I don't know what the little meat worm is, and I feel that the prince's brother's question is not a good word to praise him. I am so sad that I don't dare to show it casually anymore. Even Zhu Dae came to change his diaper. They were so unhappy that they wouldn't pee on Zhu's face again.