Caring for the god stick, the male god is responsible [Interstellar]

Ting Nan's expected punishment did not come, because Bei Shuai decided to save some face for his pet in front of his younger brothers.

Ting Nan blurted his face silently in his heart, what was he expecting? !

Closer to home, Moses didn't even lift his eyelids, "Now there is a chance for you to go home."

A stone caused a thousand waves, and the soldiers of the Independence Army were scared to pee, and howled in mourning: "Please don't kill us! We don't want to go back to our hometown!"

"Excellent!" Patton spat, "I'm sending you back to the territory of the Independence Army."

The soldiers were dumbfounded and looked at each other. Finally, a man who wiped the ground stood up. He seemed to be quite old, and he seemed to have a small military rank. The man rubbed his hands nervously, and asked cautiously: " Big, big brother, can you discuss it, can we not go back?"

Moses frowned: "The reason."

"Why, I'm not happy to let you go!" The star thieves were also very puzzled.

Seeing the approachable and easy-to-talk appearance of the deputy captain, the prisoners of the Independence Army became more courageous and yelled at one another.

"The treatment here is good, including food and lodging, and it would be perfect if you can give me some clothes!"

"Yes, there are still cigarettes here!" The soldier who recognized Ting Nan came back to his senses, and hurriedly added: "The officers of the Independence Army didn't get this kind of treatment, and it took a long time to secretly smoke one and cover it up Don't let people smell it!"

"You are much better than those officers, you can be killed in minutes if you get angry," said the young soldier, "Although Brother Qiang always comes to me in the middle of the night...but I'm still pretty good." ... quite comfortable."

The star thief known as Brother Qiang blushed immediately, seeing the teasing eyes of his brothers, he wanted to smash the window and escape.

"My family and children were unfortunately killed in the war," the oldest man said with red eyes, "Boss, let us follow you to be a star thief!"

"Yes, yes, let me hang out with you, boss!" The other soldiers also echoed.

"I can clean! I wiped the cabin door!"

"I have great strength and can do any heavy work!"

"I, I, I can drive. I used to drive ships."

"Boss, and me, my childhood dream is to be a free interstellar bandit!"

Ting Nan felt a little complicated when he heard these familiar words.

Those who want to stay are not all alone.

There are still a few soldiers who seem to be very hesitant. Although it is true that the living conditions of the Star Thief are better, but only by being a soldier can you be promoted and make a fortune, and you can get the distribution right of the guide. There are many, this is just one of them.

Bei Shuai had a headache from the quarrel, stretched out his hand, and his caring younger brother immediately understood, and handed him a big knife that was as tall as a man.

What the hell is this?

The corners of Bei Shuai's eyes twitched, and he stepped forward with the knife in hand, and thrust the old and heavy knife into the steel plate of the bilge, his handsome face darkened: "Return, or not."

The soldiers hugged together with tears streaming down their faces: "Hui Hui Hui Hui!"

Thus, the question of whether the prisoners of the Independence Army would go or not was decided happily.

The little Star Pirates were immediately overwhelmed with admiration, the boss and the deputy captain sang one = red face and the other sang bad face, they really matched their faces!

So, little San, why don't you hurry up and leave!Do you have any self-knowledge!

Ting Nan felt another shot in the knee.

A few men who worked hard to clean just silently picked up Wu Qi's smeared military uniform, and didn't put it back on again. Under the leadership of the older sentinel, they continued to work, but they obviously lost their enthusiasm.

The chattering soldiers also sat back, and the boastful soldiers glanced at Ting Nan, then hurriedly finished their cigarettes, for fear of being taken back by the Star Thief.

Little Carey and Big Jack exchanged a schadenfreude look.

Isn't Ting Nan considered a prisoner, so the boss finally turned his prodigal son back and sent him away!

The two were happily eyeing each other, but when they turned around, they met Bei Shuai who was smiling.

Fuck, the boss laughed so hard!

Bei Shuai said gloomily, "Now that the issue of the Independence Army has been resolved, shouldn't it be time to prepare for your wedding?"

Carey and Jack looked at each other and said in unison: "We choose death."

Swear to die, they are so moral!

"Having a wedding in hell is not bad, it's unique enough." Bei Shuai smiled wickedly, "I'll build a two-person freezing cabin for you, and then put your corpses in it and scatter the universe, how about it? Doesn't it fit the stars? Pirate temperament?"

Carey and Jack tearfully hugged each other: "Yeah, yip!"

Moses said abruptly: "Don't worry, since you are the first gay team on our spaceship, I will definitely give you a unique interstellar wedding."

After hearing this, Barton and a group of younger brothers disapproved all over their faces.

They are beautiful, deputy captains, you and the boss aren't the first pair of gays, they are all learning from you!

Really broke my heart for love!

Anyway, the issue of the interstellar wedding has been decided so happily.

As for the question of whether the magic stick or the master, Bei Shuai said that this is not the point, the point is that Krell, the lingering bastard!

When Bei Shuai firmly stated that he wanted to be alone with his pet, he should discuss it carefully.

It's just that that night, the younger brothers who were outside the cabin door biting small flags and listening to the corner, because they interrupted the boss's good business again, they were all beaten into melons.

……

July 921, 7 in the interstellar Francorian calendar, is quite a memorable day.

On the planet where most of the human beings gather, holographic players have been placed. People don’t even know when these players were launched. They just witnessed that these players started at the same time, projecting a huge holographic light screen , demonstrations generally straddled the city.

In the main star base of the Independent Army, Hans is especially numerous, even reaching the level of covering the whole area.

These sudden players, like flies, made the independent army helpless who wanted to control the situation. They couldn't finish playing all at once, and wasted shells.

Not only that, some main road communication systems of the Independence Army were also invaded by viruses on this day, and live video broadcasts began.

It's just that after knowing that this situation has also occurred on other planets, the Independence Army is not so anxious.

Of course, the central system touched by Osborn Thompson, the commander of the Independent Army, would not be invaded so easily, and the protective cover at the location also isolated the player.

However, unfortunately, Commander Osborne was in the parliament on this day to hold a memorial service for his stupid son Diff who died young. At the memorial service, he concealed the news that Diff brought back by Krell was attacked to death by star robbers, and announced to the public that Diff died heroically in the defense of the star station. In order to commend Diff for his deeds, a special medal will be awarded to the dead Diff at the memorial service. The names and video materials of the sacrificed sergeants will also be announced, and Krell will be awarded a major by the way. military rank.

Also because of the memorial service that was vigorously publicized by this parliament, most people gathered on the main street of Hans.

Commander Osborne witnessed this damn live broadcast together with countless people.

In the image of the holographic light screen, a group of demons dancing wildly appeared... Shamat.

The Star Thieves, who only change their clothes once a year, said that of course their brother’s wedding must be dressed up, so they put on all the tattered clothes, and their hair exploded like fireworks, and they learned from their boss , Dyeing magnificent and colorful colors overnight, I used the usual bomb-making pigments.

In order to express grandeur, the words f=u=c=k, s=m, etc. were wiped on the face. Every fancy pattern contains a strong star thief culture, which combines abstract beauty and unrestrained interstellar travel.

Tingnan stood next to Beishuai with a tortoiseshell cat face on his head. Beishuai had the same style of Tingnan painted on his face, but he used a black and autumnal color to cover his handsome face so that he couldn't tell the difference. Clear eyes and nose.

As the officiant of the wedding, Moses announced the start of the wedding with a poker face, with a small face drawn with a dog's head squinting.

The painting style of the newcomers who are slowly appearing on the stage is quite different from this group of so-called interstellar artists (capital killers).

Jack was wearing a handsome suit and bright black leather boots. His big painted face was painted by each of his brothers, and he had a tense expression of death.

Kelly was naked=naked=wrapped in a festive big red sheet, stepped on the fifteen-centimeter red high-heeled blood that the star thieves snatched from nowhere, the little bird snuggled up to Jack and was dragged mercilessly Walking all the way, sobbing and leaving two tear marks on the face covered with red paint, the whole person seemed to be lifted out of a pool of blood.

People who watched the live broadcast expressed that they were fatally polluted by spirits.

Krell stood in the middle of the crowd, staring intently at Ting Nan who occasionally showed his face. He had never smiled so happily in the star base, with two rows of white teeth dangling outside.

I didn't expect this kid's life to be quite tough.

Claire regretted not taking him with her.

And Commander Osborn's face at this time was as if he had swallowed a rotten egg raw, extremely ugly.

What a unique interstellar wedding.