[Comprehensive] Fandog with dead fish eyes
Chapter 26
After Mr. Jia Jiazhi's active guidance, the three people in Wanshiwu finally became outstanding ordinary ghosts.
Originally, everyone happily planned to send Jia Jiazhi away, but this gentleman, who is more terrifying than a ghost, seemed very interested in the act of pretending to be a ghost, and said that he would stay and see the results.
"As a professional tutor, I need to know the level of study of the students. You can understand that this is a final assessment." Jia Jiazhi put on his glasses without lenses, and black air suddenly appeared behind him, "If you fail the exam If you pass..."
Yinshi and the others did not dare to imagine what Jia Jiazhi would say next, and immediately promised excitedly: "We will definitely pass, teacher!"
"Very good, I like students who are self-motivated the most." Jia Jiazhi nodded with satisfaction, and then sat down, "I didn't expect teaching to be so interesting, I didn't even notice it at dawn. Everyone must be tired, and I need it too." Go take care of things, then see you at five o'clock in the afternoon."
"..." The trio of Wanshiwu looked weakly at Jia Jiazhi's leaving back in ghost costumes. Although they really wanted to yell 'Don't come back', they didn't have the guts to say it.
Charles had already fallen asleep in the corner of the room. Since he was not in a familiar and uncomfortable place, his brows were furrowed all the time, and he slept restlessly with his knees hugged.
"Hey, you'll catch a cold if you sleep here. I don't want to take care of a bad patient." Gintoki squatted in front of Charles, and patted Charles on the shoulder.
Shinpachi stretched his head over, saw Charles's childish sleeping face, and smiled helplessly: "I think Charles must be very tired, and he usually goes to bed early, so it's better not to wake him up."
Gintoki sighed, complaining that 'the kid is trouble', but he still carefully picked up Shire and sent him to the bed that Shinpachi had made.
When Charles woke up, it was already five thirty in the afternoon.
The sunlight from the outside penetrates into the room through the paper window, and the soft light makes people feel at ease.Charles rubbed his eyes, and saw that he was only wearing a shirt and shorts, and his suit jacket, tie and other clothes were neatly stacked beside him.
"What time is it?" Charles muttered to himself, looked at the alarm clock, then widened his eyes with shock, "It's so late! No one wakes me up? What are they doing!"
The paper door was gently opened, and a black-haired man walked in slowly.
Charles looked up, narrowing his eyes slightly.The man against the light looked down condescendingly, with a feeling of ruthlessness and coldness.
"You are yesterday's...Jagachi?" Charles frowned, got up from the bed, and slowly backed away, "I'm sorry, it's not a gentleman's behavior to casually enter someone's room, please leave."
"They were making the final adjustments to pretending to be a ghost, so I walked around casually." Gagazhi, who was wearing a suit, looked serious and didn't take another step forward. "I mentioned my curiosity yesterday, and I investigated after I went back. , found that there is no record of your existence."
Charles' expression tightened, obviously he was nervous, but he still puffed out his chest, and his momentum didn't drop at all.
"So I thought that you might be a foreigner, so I asked the envoys from the West to investigate," Jia Jiazhi said solemnly, with sharp eyes, "The conclusion is...you are not from this world."
"Who are you?" Charles stared at the ghost lamp, trying to figure out how to leave the room.
"My name is Ghost Lamp, and my occupation is the Assistant Officer of the King of Hades." Ghost Lamp said with a blank expression on his face, "It's your turn, who are you? Maybe I should take you to hell to study."
Just when Charles was at a loss, there was a soft knock on the paper door. This small sound was especially obvious in the quiet room.
"Teacher, we are already ready. We can start when the guests come." Yinshi held the door with a smile on his lips, "Isn't the teacher going to be assessed? Please arrive at the auditorium early to prepare. If you don't enter until after the opening We are not responsible for accidental injuries.”
Ghost Lamp paused for a moment, then turned and left: "Anyway, there will be a lot of time in the future, so I will talk about this matter later."
When the ghost lamp and Yinshi passed by, Yinshi narrowed his eyes slightly, lowered his voice and said: "Whether you are a god or a ghost, this little ghost is from Wanshiwu. If you are against him, even if you If you go to hell, I will drag you out and beat you up."
"Are you protective?" Ghost Lantern replied vaguely, and then left the sight of the two of them.
Charles pursed his lips, watched Yinshi come in, picked up his tie and coat, and asked unhappily, "Why didn't you wake me up?"
"Huh?" Gintoki pinched Charles' chin and lifted it, then roughly tied his tie, "Shinpachi won't let me wake you up, or you'd have woken up on the sand. Cooperate with me." Ah kid, the 'show' will start in a while, do you want to sit with that man, or wait in the room?"
"What about dinner?" Charles frowned, and gave Yinshi a displeased look.
"Little ghost, raise your hand." Yinshi's face turned blue, and then he put on his coat and buttoned it as if nothing had happened, "Children can't eat dark dishes, and I'll buy you a Happy Meal when things are over. And a Pikachu toy."
"Tsk, that kind of junk food." Charles turned his head in disgust, "Don't treat me like a child."
Gintoki pulled Shire up, touched his chin, and smiled badly: "I don't know who secretly ate Shinpachi's French fries last time, and played with toys non-stop."
"It's not what you said!" Charles glared at Yinshi, turned his head and said, "I just want to study the reasons for the success of this brand."
"Yes, yes, what the little earl said is correct," Yin Shi pushed Shire out, coaxing, "Then don't eat McDonald's for dinner, and buy a cold bento."
"..." Charles was stunned for a moment, but he pursed his lips tightly when he wanted to say something, and finally snorted.
Gintoki bent his eyes, looking at the awkward child and chuckling.
The sky gradually darkened, and finally the night covered the earth.
The normally bright Heng Dao Hall was surrounded by darkness, without any lights, the gloomy garden was a little more gloomy and desolate than usual.
'knock knock'
There was a knock on the door, and the man in black had a cigarette in his mouth. Seeing no one answered, he pushed the door, but found that the door was unlocked.
"The door is unlocked, and there is something suspicious inside. Do you want to go in?" Tufang asked, looking back at the Zhudi Starman with a hammer on his head, after puffing out his cigarette.
"Mr. Hijikata, why don't we throw the hammer in to find the way first? If there is a loud noise, the people inside will definitely move." Okita grabbed the hammer on the head of the Zhudi star and lifted him upside down.
"Put the man down quickly, we are going to protect him, do you want him to die?" Tufang immediately roared, and then pushed open the door, "Okay, I'll go in first, and you follow behind me."
A group of three people quietly entered the front garden, suddenly a gust of wind blew by, the back of the neck of the three people felt cold, and they saw a shadow in red clothes under the tree.The girl in red had long black hair covering her face, so she couldn't see her face at all.
She seemed to have noticed the appearance of the three of them, and walked over step by step, suddenly there was a piece of blood-red meat in her hand, she put it in her mouth and started to eat: "I'm starving to death, no, I'm already dead. Just eat this for dinner, one, two, three, the taste is just right."
"Wh-what the hell!" Zhudi Starman's face turned blue, and he pointed at the girl with trembling fingers and shouted.
"Shut up! Do you want to lure her here?" Tufang couldn't help but roared, his voice shaking the tree, "There are no ghosts in this world!"
"Mr. Hijikata, your voice is louder than a hammer." Okita took out the bazooka and pointed it at the girl in red, "Whether she is a human or a ghost, just blow it up."
The girl in red seemed to be angry, and suddenly rushed over, but was kicked away by a Kappa who came from nowhere.
Kappa squatted on the ground, touched his bald head with his paws, and said in a low voice: "I hate it, no, I'm dead. No money, no building, no car, no woman wants to be with me, one, two, Three, it is just right to make a car."
"What the hell is this! Who wants to be with the Kappa!" the Zhudi Starman shouted in horror, holding his head.
"It's so rude, you hurt the heart of the Wannian virgin too much!" Tufang turned around and yelled, his voice could be heard in the whole dojo.
"Mr. Hijikata, you are more rude than a hammer." Okita raised the bazooka again, "It doesn't matter if he is a virgin or not, just send him to hell."
The virgin kappa's eyes were red, he grabbed a piece of wood and rushed towards him, and was stepped on the ground by a pure white object.
At this time, two people were sitting on the roof, watching the farce on the ground without saying a word.
Ciel, who was sitting on the roof, had a black hair, and he didn't want to watch this farce any more.He pulled the blue blanket on his body, the wind was a little cool at night, and he felt a little cold.
The ghost lamp sitting cross-legged next to him glanced at Charles, took off his suit jacket, and put it on the boy's shoulders: "Do you want to go to hell with me? It's warmer there, and I want to investigate your identity by the way. "
Charlton paused, lowered his eyes slightly, then lifted the ghost lamp's jacket and stuffed it into the man's arms: "I don't have any thoughts of dying yet, and it doesn't matter if I tell you my identity, I come from another From a world."
He briefly explained how he got here, then turned his head, his nose tickled, and sneezed.
Ghost Lamp pursed his lips and stared at Charles' face, then stood up suddenly, glanced at the three people in Wanshiwu who were pretending to be ghosts, and said, "Tell them that they are all unqualified, but the punishment will be executed when they enter hell."
Charles raised his head in astonishment, and the man with fierce eyes was staring at him.
"As for you, I will go back and look for more information. This is a new case, and it may become a model for reviewing cases in the future. It must be dealt with seriously." Ghost Lantern looked at the coat in his hand, and threw it on Charles' head, " Hope to see you in hell soon."
Charles removed the suit jacket that covered his head, only to find that there was no one else on the roof except himself.He squeezed his coat tightly, then with a snort, pulled it back on.
"Help, ghost! What the hell is this place, I absolutely don't want to buy it!"
Charles turned his gaze to the direction of the voice, saw the Zhudi Starman running out of the Heng Dao Hall crawling and rolling, raised the corners of his eyebrows, and twitched the corners of his mouth.
It looks like things are coming to an end.
"Little devil, let's go to dinner."
Yinshi's voice sounded from behind, and when Charles turned his head, he saw a man in a white robe squatting aside without dignity.
"Do you want a bento or a Happy Meal? Tell me." Gintoki put his chin on his face and smiled slyly. Seeing the coat on Charles' shoulders, he was taken aback.
Charles took a deep breath and twitched his forehead.Why is this person always so hateful that he really wants to beat him up.
But he knew that if he didn't speak out what was in his heart, he wouldn't be able to eat dinner.
He pursed his lips, buried his mouth under the blanket, and said vaguely, "...Happy Meal."
"Got it!" Yin Shi curled his lips, hugged the little boy horizontally, and jumped off the roof, "Get ready to eat!"
"Ah!" Charles grabbed Yinshi's shoulder in horror, buried his face in that strong chest, cursing the man's madness in his heart.
Shinpachi and Kagura took off their strange clothes and cheered: "I want to eat a hamburger!"
Originally, everyone happily planned to send Jia Jiazhi away, but this gentleman, who is more terrifying than a ghost, seemed very interested in the act of pretending to be a ghost, and said that he would stay and see the results.
"As a professional tutor, I need to know the level of study of the students. You can understand that this is a final assessment." Jia Jiazhi put on his glasses without lenses, and black air suddenly appeared behind him, "If you fail the exam If you pass..."
Yinshi and the others did not dare to imagine what Jia Jiazhi would say next, and immediately promised excitedly: "We will definitely pass, teacher!"
"Very good, I like students who are self-motivated the most." Jia Jiazhi nodded with satisfaction, and then sat down, "I didn't expect teaching to be so interesting, I didn't even notice it at dawn. Everyone must be tired, and I need it too." Go take care of things, then see you at five o'clock in the afternoon."
"..." The trio of Wanshiwu looked weakly at Jia Jiazhi's leaving back in ghost costumes. Although they really wanted to yell 'Don't come back', they didn't have the guts to say it.
Charles had already fallen asleep in the corner of the room. Since he was not in a familiar and uncomfortable place, his brows were furrowed all the time, and he slept restlessly with his knees hugged.
"Hey, you'll catch a cold if you sleep here. I don't want to take care of a bad patient." Gintoki squatted in front of Charles, and patted Charles on the shoulder.
Shinpachi stretched his head over, saw Charles's childish sleeping face, and smiled helplessly: "I think Charles must be very tired, and he usually goes to bed early, so it's better not to wake him up."
Gintoki sighed, complaining that 'the kid is trouble', but he still carefully picked up Shire and sent him to the bed that Shinpachi had made.
When Charles woke up, it was already five thirty in the afternoon.
The sunlight from the outside penetrates into the room through the paper window, and the soft light makes people feel at ease.Charles rubbed his eyes, and saw that he was only wearing a shirt and shorts, and his suit jacket, tie and other clothes were neatly stacked beside him.
"What time is it?" Charles muttered to himself, looked at the alarm clock, then widened his eyes with shock, "It's so late! No one wakes me up? What are they doing!"
The paper door was gently opened, and a black-haired man walked in slowly.
Charles looked up, narrowing his eyes slightly.The man against the light looked down condescendingly, with a feeling of ruthlessness and coldness.
"You are yesterday's...Jagachi?" Charles frowned, got up from the bed, and slowly backed away, "I'm sorry, it's not a gentleman's behavior to casually enter someone's room, please leave."
"They were making the final adjustments to pretending to be a ghost, so I walked around casually." Gagazhi, who was wearing a suit, looked serious and didn't take another step forward. "I mentioned my curiosity yesterday, and I investigated after I went back. , found that there is no record of your existence."
Charles' expression tightened, obviously he was nervous, but he still puffed out his chest, and his momentum didn't drop at all.
"So I thought that you might be a foreigner, so I asked the envoys from the West to investigate," Jia Jiazhi said solemnly, with sharp eyes, "The conclusion is...you are not from this world."
"Who are you?" Charles stared at the ghost lamp, trying to figure out how to leave the room.
"My name is Ghost Lamp, and my occupation is the Assistant Officer of the King of Hades." Ghost Lamp said with a blank expression on his face, "It's your turn, who are you? Maybe I should take you to hell to study."
Just when Charles was at a loss, there was a soft knock on the paper door. This small sound was especially obvious in the quiet room.
"Teacher, we are already ready. We can start when the guests come." Yinshi held the door with a smile on his lips, "Isn't the teacher going to be assessed? Please arrive at the auditorium early to prepare. If you don't enter until after the opening We are not responsible for accidental injuries.”
Ghost Lamp paused for a moment, then turned and left: "Anyway, there will be a lot of time in the future, so I will talk about this matter later."
When the ghost lamp and Yinshi passed by, Yinshi narrowed his eyes slightly, lowered his voice and said: "Whether you are a god or a ghost, this little ghost is from Wanshiwu. If you are against him, even if you If you go to hell, I will drag you out and beat you up."
"Are you protective?" Ghost Lantern replied vaguely, and then left the sight of the two of them.
Charles pursed his lips, watched Yinshi come in, picked up his tie and coat, and asked unhappily, "Why didn't you wake me up?"
"Huh?" Gintoki pinched Charles' chin and lifted it, then roughly tied his tie, "Shinpachi won't let me wake you up, or you'd have woken up on the sand. Cooperate with me." Ah kid, the 'show' will start in a while, do you want to sit with that man, or wait in the room?"
"What about dinner?" Charles frowned, and gave Yinshi a displeased look.
"Little ghost, raise your hand." Yinshi's face turned blue, and then he put on his coat and buttoned it as if nothing had happened, "Children can't eat dark dishes, and I'll buy you a Happy Meal when things are over. And a Pikachu toy."
"Tsk, that kind of junk food." Charles turned his head in disgust, "Don't treat me like a child."
Gintoki pulled Shire up, touched his chin, and smiled badly: "I don't know who secretly ate Shinpachi's French fries last time, and played with toys non-stop."
"It's not what you said!" Charles glared at Yinshi, turned his head and said, "I just want to study the reasons for the success of this brand."
"Yes, yes, what the little earl said is correct," Yin Shi pushed Shire out, coaxing, "Then don't eat McDonald's for dinner, and buy a cold bento."
"..." Charles was stunned for a moment, but he pursed his lips tightly when he wanted to say something, and finally snorted.
Gintoki bent his eyes, looking at the awkward child and chuckling.
The sky gradually darkened, and finally the night covered the earth.
The normally bright Heng Dao Hall was surrounded by darkness, without any lights, the gloomy garden was a little more gloomy and desolate than usual.
'knock knock'
There was a knock on the door, and the man in black had a cigarette in his mouth. Seeing no one answered, he pushed the door, but found that the door was unlocked.
"The door is unlocked, and there is something suspicious inside. Do you want to go in?" Tufang asked, looking back at the Zhudi Starman with a hammer on his head, after puffing out his cigarette.
"Mr. Hijikata, why don't we throw the hammer in to find the way first? If there is a loud noise, the people inside will definitely move." Okita grabbed the hammer on the head of the Zhudi star and lifted him upside down.
"Put the man down quickly, we are going to protect him, do you want him to die?" Tufang immediately roared, and then pushed open the door, "Okay, I'll go in first, and you follow behind me."
A group of three people quietly entered the front garden, suddenly a gust of wind blew by, the back of the neck of the three people felt cold, and they saw a shadow in red clothes under the tree.The girl in red had long black hair covering her face, so she couldn't see her face at all.
She seemed to have noticed the appearance of the three of them, and walked over step by step, suddenly there was a piece of blood-red meat in her hand, she put it in her mouth and started to eat: "I'm starving to death, no, I'm already dead. Just eat this for dinner, one, two, three, the taste is just right."
"Wh-what the hell!" Zhudi Starman's face turned blue, and he pointed at the girl with trembling fingers and shouted.
"Shut up! Do you want to lure her here?" Tufang couldn't help but roared, his voice shaking the tree, "There are no ghosts in this world!"
"Mr. Hijikata, your voice is louder than a hammer." Okita took out the bazooka and pointed it at the girl in red, "Whether she is a human or a ghost, just blow it up."
The girl in red seemed to be angry, and suddenly rushed over, but was kicked away by a Kappa who came from nowhere.
Kappa squatted on the ground, touched his bald head with his paws, and said in a low voice: "I hate it, no, I'm dead. No money, no building, no car, no woman wants to be with me, one, two, Three, it is just right to make a car."
"What the hell is this! Who wants to be with the Kappa!" the Zhudi Starman shouted in horror, holding his head.
"It's so rude, you hurt the heart of the Wannian virgin too much!" Tufang turned around and yelled, his voice could be heard in the whole dojo.
"Mr. Hijikata, you are more rude than a hammer." Okita raised the bazooka again, "It doesn't matter if he is a virgin or not, just send him to hell."
The virgin kappa's eyes were red, he grabbed a piece of wood and rushed towards him, and was stepped on the ground by a pure white object.
At this time, two people were sitting on the roof, watching the farce on the ground without saying a word.
Ciel, who was sitting on the roof, had a black hair, and he didn't want to watch this farce any more.He pulled the blue blanket on his body, the wind was a little cool at night, and he felt a little cold.
The ghost lamp sitting cross-legged next to him glanced at Charles, took off his suit jacket, and put it on the boy's shoulders: "Do you want to go to hell with me? It's warmer there, and I want to investigate your identity by the way. "
Charlton paused, lowered his eyes slightly, then lifted the ghost lamp's jacket and stuffed it into the man's arms: "I don't have any thoughts of dying yet, and it doesn't matter if I tell you my identity, I come from another From a world."
He briefly explained how he got here, then turned his head, his nose tickled, and sneezed.
Ghost Lamp pursed his lips and stared at Charles' face, then stood up suddenly, glanced at the three people in Wanshiwu who were pretending to be ghosts, and said, "Tell them that they are all unqualified, but the punishment will be executed when they enter hell."
Charles raised his head in astonishment, and the man with fierce eyes was staring at him.
"As for you, I will go back and look for more information. This is a new case, and it may become a model for reviewing cases in the future. It must be dealt with seriously." Ghost Lantern looked at the coat in his hand, and threw it on Charles' head, " Hope to see you in hell soon."
Charles removed the suit jacket that covered his head, only to find that there was no one else on the roof except himself.He squeezed his coat tightly, then with a snort, pulled it back on.
"Help, ghost! What the hell is this place, I absolutely don't want to buy it!"
Charles turned his gaze to the direction of the voice, saw the Zhudi Starman running out of the Heng Dao Hall crawling and rolling, raised the corners of his eyebrows, and twitched the corners of his mouth.
It looks like things are coming to an end.
"Little devil, let's go to dinner."
Yinshi's voice sounded from behind, and when Charles turned his head, he saw a man in a white robe squatting aside without dignity.
"Do you want a bento or a Happy Meal? Tell me." Gintoki put his chin on his face and smiled slyly. Seeing the coat on Charles' shoulders, he was taken aback.
Charles took a deep breath and twitched his forehead.Why is this person always so hateful that he really wants to beat him up.
But he knew that if he didn't speak out what was in his heart, he wouldn't be able to eat dinner.
He pursed his lips, buried his mouth under the blanket, and said vaguely, "...Happy Meal."
"Got it!" Yin Shi curled his lips, hugged the little boy horizontally, and jumped off the roof, "Get ready to eat!"
"Ah!" Charles grabbed Yinshi's shoulder in horror, buried his face in that strong chest, cursing the man's madness in his heart.
Shinpachi and Kagura took off their strange clothes and cheered: "I want to eat a hamburger!"
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