[Comprehensive] Fandog with dead fish eyes
Chapter 23
"Sigh, I thought I could play jumping off a building like "Rooting Room", and I'm very disappointed." Kagura complained unhappily, jealous of Kombu.
"It's really great that there is no plot of jumping off the building!" Shinpachi, who was cleaning, stopped and lifted his glasses, "However, I didn't expect Mr. Bai Ze to make a joke at such an important moment. It's unbelievable."
"It's better if it's fake. I can't bear to experience those excitements even at my age." Yin Shi pinched his nostrils and said lazily, "Did that large white piece of garbage be properly placed?" A non-burnable garbage area, or you will be scolded."
Charles sat on the sofa, while reading today's newspaper, while listening to the noise of several people, he found helplessly that he had begun to get used to this kind of life where the ears could not be cleaned.
In today's news, apart from some compliments to the upper echelons, there is also a piece of news that caught his attention.
[Recently, Zhudi Xingren started the acquisition work, and is committed to developing the scientific industry to make Edo City a better place. ]
Are those alien creatures really as kind as the newspapers write about?
Charles sneered, it was just some false words, I don't know how many people believed the official words.
However, the recent situation should be very chaotic, maybe we can use this to do something to make Wanshiwu's income more stable.
'Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring! '
"Xinba, hurry up and answer the phone, your mother is looking for you." Yinshi looked up lazily, saw that Charles was concentrating on reading the newspaper, and took the newspaper away with one hand, using it to cover his face and block the outside Guang, "What kind of newspaper do you read when you're young? You should read Jump. Kid, I'll give you the money. You can buy it back. Remember to return the change you got back to me."
Shire's forehead twitched, and before he could speak, Shinpachi had already exerted his racial instinct and yelled: "Why do you want me to answer the phone, it must not be me, okay! Besides, you are the one who wants to see the jump." Now! The change will be confiscated, and there will be no travel expenses at all, so don't bully Charles too much, you bastard!"
"..." Charles rubbed his forehead, completely puzzled as to why these people could survive until now.
"Really, forget it, I'll go to the phone first, maybe it's a customer who came to inquire!" Shinpachi sighed, put the broom aside, walked to the table to answer the phone, "Hello, this is Wanshiwu .”
Charles took a sip of black tea and was thinking about the business situation of the store in his mind. He should take a look at the account book when he asks the banker another day.When he looked up, he just saw Xinba who was answering the phone with a look of embarrassment on his face, and he didn't know whose call it was.
After Xinba hung up the phone, he ran to the entrance in a hurry, ready to leave: "A Yin, I have something to do at home, I will ask for leave this afternoon!"
Then, the door was opened and closed forcefully, and Shinpachi disappeared within a few seconds.
"Did Shinpachi say something just now?" Yinshi slowly took the newspaper off his face, scratched his messy hair, and sat up, "What are you asking for? A treat?"
"It's a leave of absence." Charles glanced at Yinshi next to him, and said coldly, "There should be another commission today. When will you start working?"
"Mr. Xia Er, are you an unscrupulous boss! You put on a cold face and say heartless words all day long, do you know how cruel and inhumane your employees are living every day?" Yin Shi said with a righteous face. With clenched fists, it looks like a righteous friend who speaks out for employees.
"Working overtime until early in the morning, the salary has not been raised, and the boss is not considerate, and even makes the subordinates run around all day long!" Yinshi stood up, raised his head, and his whole person looked different, "But, now Times have changed, this is not acceptable, open your eyes and look at your employees, they also want to do their best for the company, but they are already miserable! It’s time to be liberated, come on, Pikachu!”
"..." What's going on!Why does it feel like they are not in the same era, but he has time traveled again?
Ciel stared blankly at Yinshi, expressing that he had no idea what Yinshi was going crazy at all.He rubbed his forehead, looking a little impatient: "After all, you just don't want to go to work, do you?"
Yin Shi said with an upright face: "Of course..."
'Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring! '
"Kagura, mother is looking for you, hurry up." Yinshi immediately sat back as if boneless, and lay on his side on the sofa.
"No, my mother is long gone, so I won't listen." Kagura, who was watching TV, said without looking back, "You adults are always lying to children, and you have lost the children's confidence in adults. The trust between people that was agreed upon has long since ceased to exist, Aru."
"I'm asking you to listen to a phone call, believe it or not, hurry up and take your vinegar kombu!" Yin Shi turned over and said lazily.
"A Yin is the most despicable!" Kagura slapped the table angrily, picked up the phone, "Where are you from the advertising phone, I'm here to kill you now!"
Ciel rested her chin and watched the farce with cold eyes, but she didn't expect Kagura to look very strange after hanging up the phone, as if something had impacted her world.
"Kagura, whose phone is that?" Charles raised his eyebrows and asked.
Kagura looked at Charles blankly, then clenched his fists angrily: "That's Shinpachi's phone call, he said he would take a few days off to roast chicken at home! It's disgusting, he didn't call us for delicious food, no wonder I ran away suddenly just now, and I want to go home to eat roast chicken Alu!"
"What? I didn't expect Shinpachi to be such a person!" Gintoki rolled over and sat up, hooked Charles' shoulders, and smiled at Kagura, "Fortunately, we haven't bought the ingredients for dinner, otherwise it would be a waste!"
"That's right, let's go now, or the roast chicken will be eaten up!" Kagura hurried to the entrance.
Ciel shook off Gintoki's hand, frowning.
But Gintoki didn't mind at all, and happily pushed Ciel to the entrance to help the boy put on his shoes.
Ciel felt that Shinpachi would not ask for leave for such a thing, there must be some reason.Although he didn't want to know, but thinking that Shinpachi is an employee here, and he usually helps him make tea and cook western food, he just reluctantly went to see what happened to him.
The Heng Dao Hall where Shinba is located is the dojo left by his father. Although there are no disciples anymore, the two siblings still work hard to run the dojo for their father's wish.
"Shinpachi, we are here, we can start roasting chicken Aru!" Kagura happily ran into the dojo, but stopped after seeing the current situation of the dojo, "Is the chicken roasted by Shinpachi too big? "
Shire and Yinshi followed in, and all they saw was chaos.The flowers and plants were cut to pieces, all the items were thrown to the ground, and the glass shattered all over the place.
"Hey, it looks like more than one chicken is causing trouble!" Gintoki scratched his hair, his original relaxed look disappeared, replaced by a serious look, "I have to find Mr. Shinichi and ask him about it." Now, what kind of chicken can make the dojo look like this, I really want to know."
Charles looked around, and it was obvious that this place had been deliberately sabotaged.He immediately thought of the news he had seen before, and had a guess in his heart.
"Kagura, call Shinpachi." Gintoki buttoned his ears, turned to Xia Er and said, "You brat, plug your ears."
Charles covered his ears in doubt, and in the next second he understood Gintoki's intentions.
I saw Kagura took a breath, and roared loudly beside Shire: "Xinpachi, where are you, Xinpachi, have you been eaten by a chicken?"
The sound made Shire stunned, and the whole dojo seemed to vibrate, and there was an echo.
"You were eaten by a chicken!" Shinpachi's voice came from the room, and soon the glasses with a more popular face appeared, holding a wooden sword in his hand, with a fierce look on his face, "And , don't make a scene in other people's place, okay, I thought those people came back!"
"I still want to ask you! Why didn't you call us your roast chicken? Didn't you say that you are blessed to share it? You are too stingy, Aru!" Kagura leaned forward angrily, desperate to eat.
"What kind of chicken is roasted? I'm telling you that you were attacked in the field! Is there nothing else in your head except eating?" Shinpachi was so angry that he wanted to knock people away.
"That's enough, don't waste time, let's explain what happened first." Charles raised his voice, and the powerful words made everyone quiet.
Several people were finally able to enter the room and get a better understanding of the current situation.
"It's like this. A few Zhudi Stars came here just now and said they want to buy the dojo. Naturally, we don't want it. The Heng Dao Hall is my father's painstaking effort. We have to protect it." After Xinba brought tea to everyone, his eyebrows The time was full of melancholy, "But those hateful gods smashed the things in the dojo. Fortunately, we are very poor and don't have any valuable things, otherwise we will really have to cut seppuku."
"So, they will come again." Yinshi took out a cream cake out of nowhere, cut one-eighth and handed it to Charles, and began to eat the seven-eighth by himself, "Where is your sister?" , what are your plans?"
Charles pursed his lips, seeming to be a bit contemptuous, but thought that it was a sweet, so he picked up a fork and ate it.
"Wait a minute, what are you coming to my house for, are you eating dessert? Pay attention to Shinpachi, I'm talking about something very serious!" Shinpachi growled while pointing at Silver, looking devastated, "Say, Why do I have cakes at home, why don’t I know!”
"Don't be so stingy, I just saw a cake in the refrigerator, and in order not to make your sister gain weight, I reluctantly shared it with the kid." Yinshi ate the cake contentedly, and turned to Charles, "You're right, kid?" No?"
Charlton took a moment, bit his fork, turned his head away for a while, his ears were a little red: "Don't talk nonsense, the business is important."
Yinshi looked back at Shinpachi with a clear face: "Look, he said yes."
"It's clearly not good, what are you guys doing here!" Shinpachi slapped the table vigorously, "My family is in a strange danger right now, please leave quickly if you don't help!"
"Shinpachi," Gintoki handed the piece of chocolate on the cake to Kagura, and then smiled, "Do you think we are the ones who will ignore our companions?"
Charles snorted coldly, as if he wanted to say something, but he held back in the end.
It was Kagura who bit the chocolate and said in a vague voice, "After the matter is over, you will bake me five kombu chicken Aru."
Shinpachi paused, his eyes widened with emotion: "Everyone..."
"It's really great that there is no plot of jumping off the building!" Shinpachi, who was cleaning, stopped and lifted his glasses, "However, I didn't expect Mr. Bai Ze to make a joke at such an important moment. It's unbelievable."
"It's better if it's fake. I can't bear to experience those excitements even at my age." Yin Shi pinched his nostrils and said lazily, "Did that large white piece of garbage be properly placed?" A non-burnable garbage area, or you will be scolded."
Charles sat on the sofa, while reading today's newspaper, while listening to the noise of several people, he found helplessly that he had begun to get used to this kind of life where the ears could not be cleaned.
In today's news, apart from some compliments to the upper echelons, there is also a piece of news that caught his attention.
[Recently, Zhudi Xingren started the acquisition work, and is committed to developing the scientific industry to make Edo City a better place. ]
Are those alien creatures really as kind as the newspapers write about?
Charles sneered, it was just some false words, I don't know how many people believed the official words.
However, the recent situation should be very chaotic, maybe we can use this to do something to make Wanshiwu's income more stable.
'Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring! '
"Xinba, hurry up and answer the phone, your mother is looking for you." Yinshi looked up lazily, saw that Charles was concentrating on reading the newspaper, and took the newspaper away with one hand, using it to cover his face and block the outside Guang, "What kind of newspaper do you read when you're young? You should read Jump. Kid, I'll give you the money. You can buy it back. Remember to return the change you got back to me."
Shire's forehead twitched, and before he could speak, Shinpachi had already exerted his racial instinct and yelled: "Why do you want me to answer the phone, it must not be me, okay! Besides, you are the one who wants to see the jump." Now! The change will be confiscated, and there will be no travel expenses at all, so don't bully Charles too much, you bastard!"
"..." Charles rubbed his forehead, completely puzzled as to why these people could survive until now.
"Really, forget it, I'll go to the phone first, maybe it's a customer who came to inquire!" Shinpachi sighed, put the broom aside, walked to the table to answer the phone, "Hello, this is Wanshiwu .”
Charles took a sip of black tea and was thinking about the business situation of the store in his mind. He should take a look at the account book when he asks the banker another day.When he looked up, he just saw Xinba who was answering the phone with a look of embarrassment on his face, and he didn't know whose call it was.
After Xinba hung up the phone, he ran to the entrance in a hurry, ready to leave: "A Yin, I have something to do at home, I will ask for leave this afternoon!"
Then, the door was opened and closed forcefully, and Shinpachi disappeared within a few seconds.
"Did Shinpachi say something just now?" Yinshi slowly took the newspaper off his face, scratched his messy hair, and sat up, "What are you asking for? A treat?"
"It's a leave of absence." Charles glanced at Yinshi next to him, and said coldly, "There should be another commission today. When will you start working?"
"Mr. Xia Er, are you an unscrupulous boss! You put on a cold face and say heartless words all day long, do you know how cruel and inhumane your employees are living every day?" Yin Shi said with a righteous face. With clenched fists, it looks like a righteous friend who speaks out for employees.
"Working overtime until early in the morning, the salary has not been raised, and the boss is not considerate, and even makes the subordinates run around all day long!" Yinshi stood up, raised his head, and his whole person looked different, "But, now Times have changed, this is not acceptable, open your eyes and look at your employees, they also want to do their best for the company, but they are already miserable! It’s time to be liberated, come on, Pikachu!”
"..." What's going on!Why does it feel like they are not in the same era, but he has time traveled again?
Ciel stared blankly at Yinshi, expressing that he had no idea what Yinshi was going crazy at all.He rubbed his forehead, looking a little impatient: "After all, you just don't want to go to work, do you?"
Yin Shi said with an upright face: "Of course..."
'Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring! '
"Kagura, mother is looking for you, hurry up." Yinshi immediately sat back as if boneless, and lay on his side on the sofa.
"No, my mother is long gone, so I won't listen." Kagura, who was watching TV, said without looking back, "You adults are always lying to children, and you have lost the children's confidence in adults. The trust between people that was agreed upon has long since ceased to exist, Aru."
"I'm asking you to listen to a phone call, believe it or not, hurry up and take your vinegar kombu!" Yin Shi turned over and said lazily.
"A Yin is the most despicable!" Kagura slapped the table angrily, picked up the phone, "Where are you from the advertising phone, I'm here to kill you now!"
Ciel rested her chin and watched the farce with cold eyes, but she didn't expect Kagura to look very strange after hanging up the phone, as if something had impacted her world.
"Kagura, whose phone is that?" Charles raised his eyebrows and asked.
Kagura looked at Charles blankly, then clenched his fists angrily: "That's Shinpachi's phone call, he said he would take a few days off to roast chicken at home! It's disgusting, he didn't call us for delicious food, no wonder I ran away suddenly just now, and I want to go home to eat roast chicken Alu!"
"What? I didn't expect Shinpachi to be such a person!" Gintoki rolled over and sat up, hooked Charles' shoulders, and smiled at Kagura, "Fortunately, we haven't bought the ingredients for dinner, otherwise it would be a waste!"
"That's right, let's go now, or the roast chicken will be eaten up!" Kagura hurried to the entrance.
Ciel shook off Gintoki's hand, frowning.
But Gintoki didn't mind at all, and happily pushed Ciel to the entrance to help the boy put on his shoes.
Ciel felt that Shinpachi would not ask for leave for such a thing, there must be some reason.Although he didn't want to know, but thinking that Shinpachi is an employee here, and he usually helps him make tea and cook western food, he just reluctantly went to see what happened to him.
The Heng Dao Hall where Shinba is located is the dojo left by his father. Although there are no disciples anymore, the two siblings still work hard to run the dojo for their father's wish.
"Shinpachi, we are here, we can start roasting chicken Aru!" Kagura happily ran into the dojo, but stopped after seeing the current situation of the dojo, "Is the chicken roasted by Shinpachi too big? "
Shire and Yinshi followed in, and all they saw was chaos.The flowers and plants were cut to pieces, all the items were thrown to the ground, and the glass shattered all over the place.
"Hey, it looks like more than one chicken is causing trouble!" Gintoki scratched his hair, his original relaxed look disappeared, replaced by a serious look, "I have to find Mr. Shinichi and ask him about it." Now, what kind of chicken can make the dojo look like this, I really want to know."
Charles looked around, and it was obvious that this place had been deliberately sabotaged.He immediately thought of the news he had seen before, and had a guess in his heart.
"Kagura, call Shinpachi." Gintoki buttoned his ears, turned to Xia Er and said, "You brat, plug your ears."
Charles covered his ears in doubt, and in the next second he understood Gintoki's intentions.
I saw Kagura took a breath, and roared loudly beside Shire: "Xinpachi, where are you, Xinpachi, have you been eaten by a chicken?"
The sound made Shire stunned, and the whole dojo seemed to vibrate, and there was an echo.
"You were eaten by a chicken!" Shinpachi's voice came from the room, and soon the glasses with a more popular face appeared, holding a wooden sword in his hand, with a fierce look on his face, "And , don't make a scene in other people's place, okay, I thought those people came back!"
"I still want to ask you! Why didn't you call us your roast chicken? Didn't you say that you are blessed to share it? You are too stingy, Aru!" Kagura leaned forward angrily, desperate to eat.
"What kind of chicken is roasted? I'm telling you that you were attacked in the field! Is there nothing else in your head except eating?" Shinpachi was so angry that he wanted to knock people away.
"That's enough, don't waste time, let's explain what happened first." Charles raised his voice, and the powerful words made everyone quiet.
Several people were finally able to enter the room and get a better understanding of the current situation.
"It's like this. A few Zhudi Stars came here just now and said they want to buy the dojo. Naturally, we don't want it. The Heng Dao Hall is my father's painstaking effort. We have to protect it." After Xinba brought tea to everyone, his eyebrows The time was full of melancholy, "But those hateful gods smashed the things in the dojo. Fortunately, we are very poor and don't have any valuable things, otherwise we will really have to cut seppuku."
"So, they will come again." Yinshi took out a cream cake out of nowhere, cut one-eighth and handed it to Charles, and began to eat the seven-eighth by himself, "Where is your sister?" , what are your plans?"
Charles pursed his lips, seeming to be a bit contemptuous, but thought that it was a sweet, so he picked up a fork and ate it.
"Wait a minute, what are you coming to my house for, are you eating dessert? Pay attention to Shinpachi, I'm talking about something very serious!" Shinpachi growled while pointing at Silver, looking devastated, "Say, Why do I have cakes at home, why don’t I know!”
"Don't be so stingy, I just saw a cake in the refrigerator, and in order not to make your sister gain weight, I reluctantly shared it with the kid." Yinshi ate the cake contentedly, and turned to Charles, "You're right, kid?" No?"
Charlton took a moment, bit his fork, turned his head away for a while, his ears were a little red: "Don't talk nonsense, the business is important."
Yinshi looked back at Shinpachi with a clear face: "Look, he said yes."
"It's clearly not good, what are you guys doing here!" Shinpachi slapped the table vigorously, "My family is in a strange danger right now, please leave quickly if you don't help!"
"Shinpachi," Gintoki handed the piece of chocolate on the cake to Kagura, and then smiled, "Do you think we are the ones who will ignore our companions?"
Charles snorted coldly, as if he wanted to say something, but he held back in the end.
It was Kagura who bit the chocolate and said in a vague voice, "After the matter is over, you will bake me five kombu chicken Aru."
Shinpachi paused, his eyes widened with emotion: "Everyone..."
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