[Comprehensive] Fandog with dead fish eyes

"Now the anchor Yuye will report on the scene for everyone."

As soon as the TV screen turned, the hearty smile of the anchor Yuye appeared in front of the audience.

"Good morning everyone, I'm Yuye. A few days ago, there was an explosion at the Future Star Children's Play concept store. Fortunately, no casualties were caused, but the incident has attracted the attention of all sectors of society. Now the government has issued The concept store issued a ban to prohibit the owner from continuing to operate, and a special team will be set up to supervise the places where children's play facilities are provided. The shop assistants on the scene are beating the owner madly, hoping to recover the relevant salary."

"Ah! This is the shop where we played with water guns the day before yesterday!" Kagura, who was eating soy sauce eggs, pointed at the TV and yelled, "What a pity, how could it explode, Alu?"

"Are you selective amnesia? Isn't it you who made it explode!" Shinpachi pointed at Kagura and complained.

"I didn't, I was just playing with water guns, Aru!" Kagura completely denied the fault.

"Your gun is not a water gun, is it a water cannon!" Shinpachi wiped off his sweat, looked at the TV and asked, "However, I didn't expect that the future star children's fun concept store would be shut down."

"Hmph," Charles snorted coldly, drawing everyone's attention, "How could such an unsafe thing exist? After such a thing happened, he still wanted to continue to open the water playground."

"What do you mean?" Shinpachi asked in astonishment.

Charles turned his head away and stopped answering.

Yinshi rubbed his chin, squinted his eyes and said, "Could it be the letter you sent yesterday? No wonder, I said you probably don't know anyone else."

Charlton paused, folded his arms and said, "So what?"

"I'm in charge of teaching Charles to send letters!" Kagura raised her hand and shouted, "I wrote the letters too!"

"Don't talk about unnecessary things!" Charles turned around and roared.

Shinpachi lifted his glasses and smiled helplessly: "Charles is a foreigner, so it's normal that he doesn't know Japanese."

"Hmph." Charles cast a glance at Shinpachi.

"However, speaking of it, we really don't know anything about Shire." Shinpachi held up his index finger and said, "What kind of life did Shire live before coming here? I always feel that Shire is very powerful."

Hearing Xinpachi's question, Charles was slightly taken aback, lowered his eyes, and said in a low voice, "There's nothing to say, it's not worth mentioning."

The atmosphere suddenly became silent, and the trio from Master House looked at each other, thinking it was time to stop the topic here.So they talked about happy topics one after another. Charles held his chin with a dull face, as if he didn't care about what happened just now.

"Little paper! Is the small paper here?"

'Boom! A big hole was knocked out of the door of Master House. A fist came in through the door and opened the door lock by himself.Then the man twisted his waist and walked in under Yinshi's panicked expression, and stretched out his rough orchid hand.

"You bloody monster!" Yinshi jumped up from the chair, pointed at Xixiang and cursed, "You can't knock on the door well, look what the hell you made my door look like! Lose money!"

"Really, the little paper is still so full of energy!" The strong and powerful ladyboy Xixiang grabbed Gintoki by the collar and threw him out.Gintoki slammed into the wall hard, slipped down, and weakly said 'I'm sorry, Mama-san', Xixiang nodded in satisfaction, "I'm not here to play with you this time, it's very important Things need your help."

"Mrs. Xixiang, what is the important thing that made you come here?" Xinba swallowed his saliva and poured Xixiang a cup of tea.

Charles frowned fiercely, looking at the muscular man in women's clothing and heavy makeup, showing disgust.A good man dressed in nondescript, completely incomprehensible.

"You kid over there, what kind of eyes do you have?" Xixiang's eyes turned cold, he grabbed Shire's collar and lifted him up, "Do you see me as a monster?"

"Let go, let me go, you rude bastard!" Charles cried out with difficulty, feeling as if he was about to suffocate.

"Hey, this kid can't stand being thrown!"

Suddenly a white light flashed, and Charles felt himself being pulled into his arms as soon as his body was lightened.

"Don't touch such a small brat, aren't you ashamed?" Yinshi put Ciel back on the sofa and scratched his head, "Tell me, what do you need us to do?"

Xixiang raised his eyebrows, looked up and down at the displeased young man sitting next to Yinshi, and then returned to the topic: "The girls in the club are all sick, I..."

"Wait a minute!" Yinshi seemed to have a premonition, and immediately interrupted Xixiang's speech, and shouted excitedly, "That's really a big deal, whether you have seen a doctor or not, there must be some! I think they must You can recover quickly, and you can return to the store vigorously tomorrow, don't worry, Mrs. Xixiang, go back and look at the store quickly! I can't see you off!"

"Quiet and listen to me, bastard!" Xixiang twitched his forehead, inserted two fingers into Gintoki's nostrils, and threw him back.

"..." Xia Er stared dumbfounded at Yin Shi, holding his nose and getting up from the corner of the wall, swallowing his saliva, thinking that everyone here is a pervert.

"It's like this," Xixiang sat back and took a sip of tea. "Originally, everyone was sick, and I was fine if I closed the door for a few days, but the problem is that today I was suddenly notified that someone from above will come to inspect."

"Inspection?" Shinpachi asked curiously, "Is it the kind of inspection of sanitation and liquor licenses?"

"No," Xixiang put down his teacup heavily, with a serious face, slightly lowered his head, the hair on his forehead covered most of his face, making it difficult to see his expression, "it's not that simple, but a big man. The person who passed it on did not explain, but it is certain that the big man came today to inspect the existence value of the club. If the big man cannot be satisfied, the club may have no future."

"Is it so serious? But isn't Mrs. Xixiang a very powerful person?" Shinpachi asked puzzled.

"My club is in normal business, okay?" Saigo sighed heavily, "Anyway, I need Miss."

Wanshiwu fell into an inexplicable silence, and even the air seemed to freeze.

"Well, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do, so I'll take a step first." Yinshi quietly left like a thief.

But he was quickly grabbed by Xixiang with one hand, picked it up, and asked with a gloomy face, "Little paper, where do you want to go?"

"As for me, it suddenly occurred to me that I didn't have a suitable kimono and I was about to find a set hahaha!" The corners of Yinshi's mouth twitched, and he said something against his will, "If Mama-san wants someone, how could the little paper not appear, right? !"

"That would be the best," Xixiang threw the man to the ground, and stabbed Shinpachi and Shire with a knife, "you two little devils are coming too, time is running out."

"Wait a minute, I want it too?" Charles pointed at himself in shock, and took two steps back, "Why are you!"

"Just because I can turn all of you into real girls in a second." Saigo smiled softly and crushed the teacup with his bare hands. "How?"

"Please, please let me help." Shire and Shinpachi shook their heads and stood up straight at the same time.

Ladyboy clubs are very famous in Kabukicho, and many people come to visit them.The feature there is to provide a healthy chat service, allowing people to experience the beauty of gender.

Mrs. Xixiang introduced it like this.

Ciel, who was helped by Gintoki to put on the light blue kimono, folded his arms and stared at the front with cold eyes.

The slender boy wore a long wig and a delicate kimono, adding a sense of the simplicity of a Japanese girl, which contrasted sharply with the lofty eyes and attracted more attention.

"This little lady looks so charming. She is hundreds of points better than the small test paper, and she can definitely become the top card in the store." The only big-chin Dongmei who is not sick is holding her heart, her eyes are shining with red hearts, and she looks very beautiful. I like Shire.

"Tsk." Charles turned his head impatiently, seeing Gintoki and Shinpachi dressed in twin ponytails, he finally felt a little more balanced.It's not that he doesn't wear women's clothes, it's okay, probably.

"Okay, okay, everyone has to cheer up and welcome our distinguished guests, Xia Zi, Xiaojuanzi and Bahui, you have to work hard." Xixiang clapped his hands domineeringly and said cutely, and in a blink of an eye He showed fierce eyes, "If you screw up, I'll make you all real girls, do you hear me?"

"Listen, I heard it!" The heart of the three new ladyboys tightened, and they nodded like chickens, not daring to move.

'ding dong'

"Welcome to the Shemale Club!" Dongmei stood by the door to greet the guests, looked up, her eyes turned into super bright red hearts, "Ah, this guest is really attractive!"

Charles flicked his hair, but he couldn't see the charm of a man with most of his hair in a long bun.

But Gintoki and Shinpachi turned to petrification, turned their heads slowly, and ran to the corner trembling.

"It's over, it's not only that it can't mess up this time, but it must not be messed up!" Shinpachi pulled his braids and went crazy.

"If you mess up, you will not only become a woman, but also a headless woman!" Yin Shi slammed his head against the wall.

"..." Is it that serious?Is this serious-looking man someone of high status?Charles pursed his lips in thought.

"Guest, please take off your shoes and sit down, what do you want to drink?" Dongmei took the man's arm and walked to the table, then turned her head and called to the three of them, "Xiazi, Xiaojuanzi, Bahui , come and greet the guests!"

"Hot tea, thank you." The man took off his shoes seriously and sat upright.He didn't look like a guest who came to play at all. Instead, he seemed to be attending a rigorous international conference, full of pressure.

Xia Er didn't know the origin of the man at all, but thinking of Xixiang's words, he could only sit by the table and reluctantly said: "Hello, I'm Xia Zi."

Gou Buyanxiao's man was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened slightly, his cheeks flushed suddenly, he clenched his fists on his lap, and bowed slightly: "Hello, Miss Xia Zi, this is Tokugawa Momo."