if i pry my brother's goddess

Kong Ruoyu and Yuan Xi's Koukou chat records are definitely appalling. Apart from the alcoholic one, there are too many things that make people doubt their IQ.

For example, Yuan Xi sent Kong Ruoyu a few days ago:

Don't worry about the rain:

【

I was on the side of the road and found a penny.

Give it to Uncle Policeman——嘿——Bian.

Uncle took the money and bought a pack of cigarettes.

I said something loudly, uncle shameless!

】

Kong Ruoyu only replied [read] silently after a long time.

And yesterday's:

No worries about rain: [One day, a cow was tired of eating the grass it used to go to, and wanted to change his taste, so he ran to another grass and asked another cow that had just eaten grass: "What does this grass taste like?" Huh?" The cow said, "Strawberry flavor."]

No worries when it rains: 【The cow excitedly started to eat grass. After taking a bite, it found that the grass here had no smell at all. It was very angry, and its nose started to smoke, so it rushed over to question The cow just said: "You lied to me! It doesn't smell like strawberries at all!" The other cow was also very angry: "Are you sick!? I mean! Grass! No! No smell!"]

Don't worry about the rain: [Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha senior sister, my stomach hurts from laughing]

……

Kong: [Read it. 】

Don't worry about the rain: 【...=_=】

And today it was voice again. Kong Ruoyu had nothing to do in professional class, so he plugged in his earphones and clicked to play.

After listening for two seconds, she left the classroom in a disguised manner.

Because he was afraid of being seen with a smile that could not be concealed on his face.

Yuan Xi's voice in the earphones is still singing that song:

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... floating around,

If I could stop with you,

I would like to be like a piece of meat, I would like to be like a piece of meat,

I would like to be like a piece of meat, to hold your vegetables, to hold your hands...

】

【Hahahahahahahahahaha, have you finished listening?Does it sound good?My Cantonese is not standard, but I really think this song is so cute! ! ! ~]

Kong Ruoyu hung his fingertips on the writing rail, hesitating again and again, leaning his back against the railing and sighing, he still edited the original [Good-sounding, very standard, very cute. ] Deleted one word at a time.

So what Yuan Xi saw was still the reply that had remained unchanged for thousands of years.

Kong: [Read it. 】

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and Mina came out of the classroom. Seeing Kong Ruoyu standing there leaning on the railing and meditating, she walked over and patted her, "What are you doing?"

Kong Ruoyu turned to look at her, "...I was wondering, can we take one more person with us when we climb the mountain?"

Mina's eyes widened, and she laughed a little, "It can't be that elementary school girl?"

"Can't you?"

Mina tilted her head, "Okay, why not? Hey, I told you that this is fate, she took you for a run, and you accompanied her to class, and you——have a good time now?"

Kong Ruoyu pinched and pinched the round headphone head in his hand unconsciously, and said with a smile, "She's really pretty good, very fun."

"Then why didn't you go to class with her today?"

"Her lecture seems to be an experimental class, and she hasn't told me where she is. I think she will contact me if she needs help."

The Yuan Xi that those two were talking about at this moment is just like wandering in pain in Abi Hell.

It's not a day or two that this damned electrical experiment has tormented her.

She connected the newly connected circuit to the oscilloscope, but the data that appeared frankly was wrong!

Yuan Xi was dizzy for a while, and hurriedly dragged a chair beside her to sit on it, preparing to calm down.Touched the mold text textbook and looked twice, she was still confused, thinking sadly, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah this experiment can't be successful again ... Suddenly the spiritual light thought of a thing , Hey, isn't this the one that Kong Ruoyu sent to the phone when the teacher asked a question last time! ? [When the voltage is lower than the theoretical value, it should be that the Zener tube has been broken down. 】

She straightened her back excitedly and began to search for structures in the circuit.

Zener tube Zener tube... Ah, I found it, but now the only two I have are on it... I can't be sure which one broke down... Hey, I will wait for the teacher to come and ask him to buy two. one.

Yuan Xi heaved a sigh of relief, sat on the chair and fiddled with the small resistor at hand.At this time, the person behind turned around and took a look at her and the equipment on her laboratory table.

The man shouted: "Oh, classmate, you are wrong."

Oh my god, I also know that my waveform is wrong!But can you not touch my equipment casually! ?

The boy had already reached out and turned the knob on her oscilloscope a few times.

Yuan Xi was very unhappy.

She still doesn't know the boy's name, but he has already started to move the tools on her desk very familiarly.

She was the boy she met during the experiment last week. She was unlucky that time. The circuit was connected, but there was something wrong with the waveform. , helped her adjust a few places on the function generator, and the waveform became normal after a while.

Yuan Xi was overjoyed. Looking back, it was a tall, thin and fair boy. The boy smiled slightly at her, "Look, your frequency is not adjusted properly, and the voltage value is a bit too high." Yuan Xi was so moved, After thanking him a few times, he smiled and said, "It's fine."

Yuan Xi thought that he was either the senior who came to guide them, or that he was a student who had finished the experiment and was wandering around, so he silently called him "Comrade Lei Feng" in his heart.

At first, I was in a good mood because I solved a problem, but then I didn’t know where it was and what happened, the output waveform was distorted, Yuan Xi wanted to cry, but that Comrade Lei Feng appeared like a holy light from heaven In front of her eyes, after helping her tinkering for a long time, sweat almost dripped down.

Comrade Lei Feng asked her seriously: "Have you moved the circuit?"

"No wow, who knows what's wrong with it, I'm going crazy!" Yuan Xi looked at the time, and get out of class was almost over soon, so what a fart.

However, Comrade Lei Feng, in line with the fine tradition of helping others, dismantled the circuit that she had painstakingly connected one by one, and connected it again in his own way.

Yuan Xi: Classmate Orz, you actually dismantled the circuit I connected by myself in front of me, I will really be angry.But since you helped me today and out of kindness, I will forgive you.

This person took her lab bench, and their teacher stipulated that no matter whether your experiment is successful or not, you must tidy up the lab bench.So Yuan Xi took the responsibility and couldn't leave for a while, so she had to put the bag aside, waiting for this overly enthusiastic comrade Lei Feng to try again for her.

While connecting the circuit, he looked up at Yuan Xi, and the corner of his mouth curled up into a smile, "I was supposed to do this experiment on Friday, so I came to see it in advance today, and your results make me really worried that something will happen to me then." .”

Yuan Xi let out a sigh, "Hey, you must be fine. I'm used to bad luck, so I always fail to do experiments. Most people can do it very successfully. Don't worry. Oh, right, then you will also do it on Friday." Is this a test bench?"

The boy nodded.

Yuan Xi didn't know what to say, so he watched silently as the boy connected the circuit, and connected the oscilloscope and function generator.

The two leaned over to look at the waveform on the oscilloscope, and both sighed in frustration, "It's still not right!"

Yuan Xi's brows were tied into a knot, "Hey, forget it, don't do it, let's go."

The boy ignored her opinion and raised his hand to call the teacher over.The experiment teacher came over and fiddled with the knob twice, and asked again: "Is the circuit correct?"

Lei Feng answered smoothly, "That's right."

Yuan Xi: =_=Hey classmate, this seems to be my desk, right?

The teacher pressed the function generator off, waited for two seconds and turned it on again.

Yuan Xi couldn't believe it when he saw it, "Wow! That's right! Why!?"

The teacher said lightly, "It's tired."

……

However, no matter what, with the obstruction of the arrogant and willful experimental equipment and the help of the over-enthusiastic comrade Lei Feng, Yuan Xi's last experiment was finally passed without any risk.

But this time, as soon as she arrived at the laboratory, she saw Comrade Lei Feng sitting behind her and greeted her, "Hi."

Yuan Xi was taken aback, "Ah... hello hello, we meet again."

She was a little embarrassed, this classmate probably didn't know anyone in this classroom, so should she invite him to do experiments together?But I really don’t want to be kicked off the lab bench by him, okay... From last time, I can see that this person is the kind of bad partner who occupies all the experimental equipment... Although I am a scumbag, I really want to clean up the circuit by myself, okay? ...But then, wouldn't he want to watch everyone do it alone...

The classmate pointed to a boy beside him and said, "This is my classmate, I will do the experiment with him."

Yuan Xi's inner drama was completely silent, and he smiled brightly at him with relief, "Oh, good."

Who knew this was just the beginning.

The circuit for this test was very troublesome. For the first few 10 minutes, Yuan Xi, a hand-shaking maniac, had been walking on thin ice to measure resistance, find capacitors, and connect circuits, for fear of making mistakes.

During the period, the later Lei Feng came over to glance at her at least three times, and asked her every time: "Have you connected the circuit?" …not yet."

Then there was Lei Feng's worried voice, "Oh...the circuit is really troublesome this time, it's good for you to be careful, connect slowly, don't rush."

Yuan Xi felt that the veins on his forehead had burst out.

Later, the circuit was finally connected, and the situation at the beginning appeared.

Yuan Xi took a deep breath and said to the person who pressed her oscilloscope: "I know it's wrong. It should be that the voltage regulator tube is broken. I'm going to buy two from him after the teacher comes." Their experiment teacher The first half hour of class is not in the classroom.

The boy said again: "Go to him now, and fix it quickly. The teacher's office is on the east side. Why don't you go? My classmates also went there just now. You must find it. Go."

Yuan Xi wanted to flip the table, who are you classmate!You have a very broad mind!Why do you talk so much!Why should I go!I just love to stay in the classroom and wait for the teacher to come!Who the hell knows where the east side is! ?

Fortunately, the teacher appeared at the door of the classroom in the next second, and Yuan Xi hurried forward to stay away from this place of right and wrong.

The teacher saw her coming and asked, "What's the matter?"

"...Teacher, my voltage regulator tube is broken."

The teacher nodded, "Well, come on."

Yuan Xi followed the teacher to the cabinet under the projector, and saw the teacher take out a bag full of voltage regulator tubes, "How many do you want?"

Yuan Xi made a comparison, "Two."

The teacher gave her five.

After Yuan Xi took it, he began to dig out his trouser pocket, "How much is it, teacher?"

The teacher raised his chin at her, and Yuan Xi saw that it meant no money, so he smiled at the teacher with the device until he lost his eyesight, "Thank you, teacher!"

When she returned to her seat, the classmate who had changed from "Lei Feng" to "Tang Seng" in her heart was finally gone.Yuan Xi breathed a sigh of relief, quickly removed the original voltage regulator tube, installed a new one, and looked at the oscilloscope again, yes!

Yuan Xi looked at the waveform on the screen excitedly, and almost wanted to go up and take a bite. He was about to sit down and draw on the graph paper, when he remembered that he had just lent a pencil and eraser to a girl he knew, so he sat on the high chair lazily. Shake your legs up, and draw a waveform when the girl comes back.

Unexpectedly, Tang Seng turned around again.Yuan Xi's heart twitched when he saw his face now, and sure enough, he saw that the waveform was correct. Why don't you draw a picture?"

Yuan Xi: Big brother, I beg you, please spare me T_T

"...because I lent my pencil to someone else."

"Oh."

You are so tall!At this time, shouldn't a species like you that will die if you don't help others immediately take out a pencil and eraser for my lord to drive! ?

The boy said: "Then you have to draw well later." Then he turned back.

Yuan Xi was left with internal injuries alone.After waiting for a long time, the girl who borrowed the thing returned the pencil and eraser with an apologetic face. Yuan Xi pulled the graph paper over and drew the picture while comparing the points with the oscilloscope.

Tang Seng came over again, and Yuan Xi, who was hanging her head down, felt a shadow covering her head, and trembling in fright, she heard the voice that made her wish she could poke a pencil into it, asking again.

"Why don't you draw with a ruler?"

Yuan Xi laughed angrily, "Because I don't have one."

The boy didn't hear clearly, "Huh?"

"Because I didn't!"

"Huh?" He yelled out, but he still didn't hear it.

It was like hitting cotton with a fist, and now Yuan Xi only felt a deep sense of powerlessness, "...because I think drawing with hands is better than drawing with a ruler."

Tang Seng said sternly, "I don't think so! It's better to use a ruler to draw pictures. The figures we draw must be horizontal and vertical. How can flat hand drawing meet this requirement?"

Yuan Xi was really angry and funny, he turned his back and ignored him, and drew his own handmade wave diagram.

Later, when the teacher came to her side, Yuan Xi hurriedly asked the teacher to check, tidied up the desktop like a wind, and took the elevator downstairs.

Brother, Iballballu, please don't come next time, I want to live a few more years!