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Yuan Xi and Xu Fangzhou walked into the classroom arm in arm.

The teacher stood in front of the computer and smiled slightly at the two of them.

"Hello teacher!" Xu Fangzhou smiled.

Yuan Xi glared at her, then looked at the teacher with a smile all over his face, and said dog-leggedly, "Hello, teacher~"

"Class is coming soon, find a cool seat to sit."

The two looked around, and the students in the classroom who were sitting in self-study saw that there was a class, grabbed their schoolbags and slipped out through the back door.

There was no one in the already empty classroom.

Yuan Xi was speechless.

This was her elective course. After the first class, she dragged Xu Fangzhou to take it with her life and death, and even paid the price of accompanying Xu Fangzhou to her elective course.

There is no other reason, too few people came, and she was under pressure.

She saw on the teaching administration course selection system that there should have been more than 60 people who had chosen this class, but when the first class came, there were only about ten people sitting sparsely in the classroom with 180 people.

The female teacher in front of the podium pushed her glasses, and sent out the roll call list for everyone to sign.

After collecting it, she said that students who have something to do can leave first.

Yuan Xi was dumbfounded.He hesitated, wanted to leave but dared not, for fear of cheating.

Halfway through the classroom, there are only four people left, and there is an old black.

The teacher nodded and looked at the people below.

Are you a freshman or sophomore?Which college?

Sophomore Architecture.

Freshman civil engineering.

Sophomore information.

Sophomore, School of Mechanical Engineering.

The four of them felt very uneasy after answering, and looked at each other a few times.

The teacher sat directly on the table in the first row and chatted with them.

You guys, you don’t have to use it for anything in the future, it’s okay.

I knew you were freshmen at a glance.Most of the other people who took this course are my students. They are all seniors in order to get credits. Now that they are doing graduation projects, how can they have time to attend classes?

I teach fluid mechanics and civil engineering, and the course "City Regulations" is just a casual lecture. This is all theory. I'm afraid I will fall asleep while talking, haha.

Hmm... well, I thought there would be no one today, so I didn't plan to talk about it, so let's talk about it now.

The intestines of the four are all regretful.

I didn't have any textbooks, so I just sat down and watched the teacher face to face with the teacher for a long time.

In the second week, Yuan Xi dragged Xu Fangzhou over with shamelessness.

At that time, including Xu Fangzhou, there were a total of four people, and the ratio of male to female was as high as 1:1. Perhaps the sense of honor of being a member of the civil engineering college and the nature of women's gossip inspired this teacher, and she stopped lecturing.

After learning that the two girls were single, she sat next to Yuan Xi and Xu Fangzhou and began to brainwash them.

Our boys in civil engineering, I didn’t say that, they are really good, not because I am a teacher in civil engineering... They are hard-working, responsible, and persistent. When you are free, you can Come to our classroom more, what if you see the right one?

Yuan Xi and Xu Fangzhou looked at each other and smiled dryly.

Teacher... We also want to know each other very much, but there is no way, and those who don't know civil engineering can take it.

The teacher said again.

Oh, why do you need someone to take you, just go to the classroom and sit down.Pick up whoever you like, happiness is in your own hands!

teacher……

Yuan Xi and Xu Fangzhou wanted to cry but had no tears.

The teacher, whose appearance was completely inconsistent with his occupation and conversation, turned around as if remembering something.

Do you two boys have girlfriends yet?

Yuan Xi and Xu Fangzhou looked at each other's tragic image of being hit by a bolt from the blue sky, and the two men behind them who were doing their own things with their computers on were also taken aback, saying repeatedly, yes, yes.

The teacher who has no intention of being a matchmaker turned around with regret and continued to educate them.

You see, there are two less choices!

Yuan Xi, Xu Fangzhou: ...

By this week, there was no one there.

After half a class, the teacher looked up at the wall clock.

Shall we dismiss get out of class after we finish this class?My husband has something to do today, and I have to pick up the kids.

Yuan Xi and Xu Fangzhou naturally wanted what they wanted, they nodded their heads, and then started chatting with the teacher again.

Teacher, is your baby a boy or a girl?

The teacher's expression suddenly became sweet and gentle.

She replied with a smile, the girl is only five years old.

oh.Yuan Xi and Xu Fangzhou racked their brains to search for topics.

The teacher couldn't stop the car when it came to family.

When I sent her to school this morning, I told her that my father would not pick her up in the afternoon, and cried miserably in the car, and finally told her that I was going. Can't find her.

The teacher suddenly changed the topic again.

Hey, are you two dating?

Yuan Xi and Xu Fangzhou were stunned. They didn't know which sentence reminded her, so they had no choice but to bite the bullet and shake their heads.

Oh, you guys have to hurry up, how happy it is to fall in love in college.

Yuan Xi and Xu Fangzhou: ...

The teacher sat on the other side of the aisle dignifiedly with his hands on his back and his back straight.

When I was in college, I was chased by many people, but I just wanted to find a boy who was tall, wearing glasses, gentle, and engaged in art and literature.In the end, I don't like anyone.As a result, this husband, who is fat and short, is still a businessman, and I am so mad.

Yuan Xi and Xu Fangzhou: ... Teacher, you are really good at changing your face.

Why.The teacher turned his head slightly to look at the two young girls.

So, when you meet someone you like, you have to fight for it yourself. Even if you don’t like it now, you may like it in the future. Even if you don’t like it all the time, what if there is that person among the people he knows?

In the second half of the class, the teacher started the topic on sexual relationship and autonomous initiative.

Yuan Xi and Xu Fangzhou were so tormented that they almost vomited blood, they could only listen with a smile and express their approval.

As soon as the bell rang for the end of get out of class, the teacher stood up with a bag in his hand, and dropped a sentence scraped from some women's society magazine:

Women, if you don't work hard now, you will only have endless street stalls and endless grocery shopping in the future.

Yuan Xi, Xu Fangzhou: I choose death.

The class Xu Fangzhou chose is called Mental Health of College Students. Generally speaking, there are not too few people who go there. Of course, this is obviously related to the schedule of the class. This class is in the evening, so everyone sits in the back of the classroom with their homework and listens to it by the way. attend lectures.

Today, however, the situation seems to be different.

Xu Fangzhou and Yuan Xi sat in their seats separated by most of the classroom, not knowing what happened yet.

The teacher briefly explained the rules of the game on the podium.

"...I'll give the last student in each vertical row a piece of paper with math symbols written on it, you can't turn around, you can't use your throat to make sounds, you can't use your mobile phone to send messages, you can't pass notes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Use the method you negotiated to pass the information to the front, and finally the first person writes it on the blackboard. Well, I will add other conditions. You have a group discussion first, oh yes, you have to name your team , choose the team leader, I will count down after 10 minutes, and everyone must return to their seats before I count to one, otherwise I will deduct points."

After Yuan Xi and Xu Fangzhou looked at each other affectionately across the vast crowd like a cowherd and a weaver girl, they obediently ran to their respective groups to participate in the discussion.

The two of them came late, ignorant and randomly divided into two groups by the teacher, and the rules were not clear.

Yuan Xi was lucky enough to be placed in the middle of the group, while Xu Fangzhou sadly sat in the last row of their group.Yuan Xi gave her a "sorrowful" look, then turned his head, folded his hands on his chest, and joined his team's discussion without interest.

The seven people sat or stood in the last row, all frowning and seriously thinking about countermeasures.

"How about we draw numbers on the previous guy's back with our fingers?"

As soon as someone made a suggestion, it was rejected, "No, no, the teacher said that the threshold of the back is very low, and we are very likely to make a wrong judgment."

The girl who was supposed to be sitting in the last row bit her pen and thought about it, "How about we tap on the back? One stroke represents 1, and so on."

A boy laughed out loud, "Then we have to dial 999 again?"

The girl took the pen out of her mouth, "We can tap 9 times first, stop for a while, then 9 times, stop again, and then 9 times. The rule is from high to low, and that's fine."

A boy wearing glasses pursed his lips and thought for a while, "Then why don't we just change to one that doesn't need to pause?... How about the left and right shoulders? Still use the method of slapping the left shoulder 9 times, and the last person passes forward one by one. After taking the first number, just switch to the right shoulder and take the second one, saving time."

Everyone heard that this method is very feasible, but new problems have emerged...

A classmate pointed out sharply, "The teacher only said that it is a string of mathematical symbols, it can't be just numbers, right? What if there are other symbols? Let's define it too."

Everyone in the circle, including Yuan Xi, was taken aback. They really didn't expect this.Yuan Xi really felt that he didn't even have the strength to complain, how could it be impossible to only have numbers?It's impossible for the teacher to be abnormal enough to get a lot of things like factorial integral differential convolution orz, I really don't understand the world of Xueba...

Gao Nan, sitting in the first row, said, "Then let's draw any symbols we use on the back. I think these should be easier to understand than numbers. Things like division signs and root signs are easy to recognize."

Another girl who had been silent for a while said, "Since we are talking about division, there is another question. Should we express the numerator or the denominator first? What should we express if we encounter a scum in the fraction with a fraction?"

Yuan Xi: ...=_=

There was silence in the group for two seconds, and then the atmosphere suddenly became like a tearing scene.

"False scores are the scum in scores, okay? It's too innocent to have scores!"

"False fractions and real fractions are the real fractions that are dignified. The intention of adding fractions is not righteous, insisting on kinship with integers. Isn't this enough to prove that it is an XX!?"

"False fractions are obviously integer spies! You have worked so hard to change your appearance and try to get involved in the circle of fractions. Only people like you who don't distinguish between right and wrong will think that it is a fraction, and it is the real trick. It's not good!"

……

Yuan Xi couldn't stand it anymore, what's the matter with this feeling so similar to elementary school students scolding and arguing?How long will it take to discuss the issue of scores! ?

Fortunately, both parties are people who take the overall situation into consideration, and they left each other's contact information to prepare to continue the unfinished business of score brainwashing.

But until the end, they didn't figure out how to express the thing with scores without conversion.

"9—8—"

The teacher has already started counting down, and the students ran back to their seats in a panic and sat down.

"2——1!"

The teacher looked back and forth slowly on the podium with his hands behind his back, nodded, "Yes, the efficiency is quite high, no one talks, now the team leader comes up and writes the name of his team on the blackboard, in order from left to right. .”

The first group first wrote their own names: picking shells by the sea.As soon as the second group finished writing, they burst out laughing. They were called: Cucurbita, and the third group was called the winning group. In the end, it was Yuan Xi’s group. Since everyone spent almost all their time arguing about the true and false scores, everyone Said to write the fourth group directly, we are so simple and unpretentious.

The tall man in the first row went up to write "the fourth group". The teacher stared at him for a long time, and stopped him before he threw the chalk, "Hey, I asked you to write the name of the group."

"Our group is called the 'Fourth Group'."

The teacher was speechless for a while, then let him go.

"The first round was 6 minutes, starting from when I handed the note to the students in the last group."

At the beginning of the game, Yuan Xi was very nervous. She couldn't figure out what made her so nervous about the game played by such a primary school student. When she was thinking wildly, the boy behind started to slap her on the right shoulder.

Yuan Xi's tiger's body shook, and he secretly said, here we come!

She was worried that if she counted and patted the person in front of her, she might get confused, so she just silently recited the number of slaps by the boy in her heart, and then reached out to the girl in front of her to pat the right shoulder six times. Fortunately, the boy did too. It took a while before she started tapping the second number on her left shoulder.Yuan Xi couldn't stop complaining, this time is too slow, what should I do if everyone in my group has not finished the transmission after a while.

After carefully finishing the two numbers, Yuan Xi found that there was no movement before and after.

Is this the end of the signal?Why didn't the tall man in front go up and write?

Yuan Xi resisted his desire to look left and right, and began to move his eyeballs and toes.

Then she actually heard the sound of someone tapping the table.Slightly looking sideways, Yuan Xi found that the third winning group across the aisle was actually using slaps on the table and hands to indicate numbers.

Yuan Xi was in a bad mood. At this time, the teacher standing on the podium moved a few steps to the left and right, and warned the gourd babies in the second group, "I will deduct points if I continue to communicate with each other, 10 points for one person, 20 points for two people." , three people 40, and so on, we have a total of three rounds of games, this round of winning group plus 60 points, No.

Although Yuan Xi didn't speak, he shrank his head guiltily.In the classroom where there were subtle human voices, now there are only the sounds of slapping tables and clapping hands.

The boy behind suddenly started patting her shoulder again, Yuan Xi thought, the second round started?

She didn't realize it until the two numbers were passed. Isn't this the same number as before?

The voices of the third group next to it are still one after another.

The teacher pushed his glasses, "Now half of the time has passed, and no group of students came up to write down their answers."

People below: orz

Say it earlier, teacher!

Except for the winning group that hadn't finished the pass, the other three groups had been waiting, and now the three people in the first row ran up to write the numbers they passed.Although the tall man in the Yuanxi group looked strong, he was actually a gentle person, so he didn't get the first one. As No.2, he wrote 67 under the "fourth group" box.

The third group, the winning group, finally got the data in the chaos. The students in the first row yawned and ran up slowly to write down a four-digit number.

The teacher marked the numbers in the boxes in the order in which the numbers were written.

Yuan Xi glanced at the blackboard, the first group and the second group were 384 and 210, and the third group wrote 5006, only their group had two digits.Yuan Xi's heart skipped a beat. She felt that the teacher would uphold the principle of fairness and impartiality to give everyone questions with the same number of digits, so...seeing that 1/2 of the results were three-digit numbers, they probably had to kneel.

In fact, four digits are also possible. Didn't they pass on two identical numbers later?Maybe 6767?

Hey, anyway, regardless of the four or three, they all lost...

The teacher looked at the four numbers on the blackboard, smiled inexplicably, then cleared his throat, "Okay, let us verify whether you are correct. The last student in the seaside shell picking group, please stand up and read your The data on the note in hand."

Yuan Xi rested his chin and looked over there, Xu Fangzhou stood up and held up a small piece of paper, "78."

!!!

How did this get passed on! ?Too much difference!

The teacher crossed out 384 with chalk, and drew a duck egg in the scoring column, "Unfortunately, it is not correct."

"The second group, gourd babies continue."

"...50."

The teacher crossed out 210 again, and still made a zero.

"The winning group."

"49."

Still wrong.

Everyone in Yuan Xi's group was upset.

"The last group...how about you in the fourth group?"

"67."

Wtf! ?Actually right!

The teacher wrote 30 in their score column, "Congratulations, you are the only group with the correct answer this round. Well, then, I may make it more difficult, so I will give you 5 minutes to correct your thinking and continue to discuss countermeasures. Old rules, let's get started."

Yuan Xi's group swarmed to the last row.

"Wow, our method is actually pretty good, it's worth encouraging~"

The team members applauded excitedly.

"Well, let me tell you something first. When I tapped the shoulder, I thought, let's represent the numbers separately. It's too easy to confuse without stopping. Is it okay?" The last girl stuck out her tongue embarrassingly.

"Hey, thanks for the pause, otherwise we would definitely have noted it, which is good."

"I think we have almost expressed all the special symbols that can be represented in the last round. If we have calculus factorial convolution, it will be our fate."

The boy behind Yuan Xi smiled incredulously, "Oh my god, is it human who can express these things in non-verbal and written form?"

Everyone followed this sentence and started laughing.

"But let's agree on a sign of the end of the signal, or we have to sit again. How about a pinch?"

"This is fine, how about this, if the first student has any doubts after all the data has been transmitted, just raise your right hand high, and the last student will pass it again. Is that okay?"

"Hey, this is not bad."

5 minutes is up soon, this time the teacher added a root sign, a percent sign and a division sign.

The other three groups were so dead that they were all written down with a bunch of super-large and strange pure numbers. Only Yuan Xi and his group were witty and could express the root sign, the division sign and the percent sign. However, in the end, it was defeated due to a slight error.

In the second round, no group scored, but the gourd babies were deducted 20 points for being too loud.

The third round was about to start, and during the 5 minutes used for discussion, Yuan Xi and the others began to discuss "winning through abnormal channels".

"That's how we are. The last classmate, as soon as you get the note, you run to the front and write the number on the blackboard. To end this round, we will deduct 10 points and get 60 points."

Before the other team members could speak, the teacher spoke on the podium, "I will add a rule: no one is allowed to leave their seats."

All members of the fourth group: ...

"Okay, let's think about it again, um, is it okay to send text messages? The last classmate took a photo and sent it to the first classmate."

Before the two people exchanged contact information, the teacher said to the class again, "Forget it, this time, if one person violates any regulations, 60 points will be deducted, two people will get 120 points, and three people will get 240 points."

There was a "wow" in the audience.

The members of the fourth group thought to themselves, fortunately, they knew it before they exchanged.

Yuan Xi coughed, "Uh, let's just pass the numbers obediently. I don't think we should be in the last place if we play steadily."

What else can I do?

The third round started, and after more than ten seconds, the boy behind drew a circle behind Yuan Xi.Yuan Xi was stunned for a moment, and after realizing that it was 0, she complained in her head with shame. We pigs, after discussing for a long time, we forgot how to express 0. Fortunately, the girl at the end was witty...she was behind the girl in front Also drew a round circle, and then saw the girl trembling before starting to pass forward.

Before Yuan Xi recovered, his arm was pinched.

???

I X!That's it! ?He hurriedly pinched the arm of the girl in front of him with great excitement.Seeing that the girl's reaction was exactly the same as hers, Yuan Xi leaned back in the chair with satisfaction.

Sophisticated, scheming, never tired of cheating, and so on are not enough words to describe this psychology teacher. Yuan Xi grinned, but their team is sure to win.

The tall man in front went directly to the stage after a few seconds and wrote a big zero.

Picking shells by the sea followed closely, and wrote a 5, and the gourd baby came on stage again, 7. Finally, the first student of the must-win group stood on the podium and hesitated for a long time, and wrote a, ∞.

The people below were shocked, and then began to admire the IQ of the teacher who made the question.

X, Infinity came out... By the way, Infinity is indeed a number... I can't refute it... Ah, the group that draws Infinity is so miserable, doubting life already... Definitely a psychological shadow...

The teacher smiled strangely when he saw the answer.

"How about this, let's ask questions in order of answer this time. The last student in the fourth group?"

"0."

"Correct. Congratulations~"

The people below applauded.

"Picking shells by the sea?"

"...3."

"Unfortunately."

The teacher crossed out 5.

"Gourd babies!"

"7."

"Correct. Not bad."

Well, here comes the main event.The teacher put his hips on his hips and looked at the last girl in the winning group with amused and puzzled expression.

"Student, come and read the numbers on your note."

Yuan Xi saw the girl stand up.She was very thin, with slanted bangs on her forehead, her hair tied into a ponytail, a pair of rimless glasses on the bridge of her nose, thin and light-colored lips, and a tall and aloof figure.

Everyone stared at her.

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I seem to take it upside down, should it be 8?"

Except for herself, both the teacher and the students were laughing like crazy.

Yuan Xi's stomach hurts from laughing, oh my god, what kind of wonderful flower is this?It’s okay to treat 8 as infinite, but it’s actually passed on.

The teacher laughed so hard that he could barely speak, "Indeed...it was indeed my fault, I will definitely not make a square piece of paper next time, I must make a long one...Since you think it is infinite, your team will make it If you write it up, then you are right...but you are really the first one I have met in so many years hahahahaha."

The unpretentious fourth group had the last laugh, and it was time for each group to share their success or failure experiences, and the highlight was of course that infinite classmate.

"When we first started, we were going to use binary to convey information."

The classroom was so quiet that a pin could be heard falling.

"We used the way of hitting the table and clapping the palms to represent 0 and 1 respectively, but then we found that there would be a danger of missing places by simply using binary, so we used the 8421BCD code..."

The people below were almost kneeling. When they heard that the girl in the second round even came up with the representation of calculus and factorial, some people had already started scolding her.

In the end, Yuan Xi was still talking about it when he went back to the dormitory with Xu Fangzhou on his arm, "...so funny, so funny, hahahahaha, I have never seen such a serious and funny person, I will never forget her for the rest of my life , Infinite Female Scholar."

"...If I told you that I thought it was ω when I saw 3, would you hit me?"

Slap, hit.