if i pry my brother's goddess

"Nurse, let me tell you, I'm very sad today." Yuan Xi said to Qi Tiantian while sitting at the table eating instant noodles, without looking back.

Qi Tiantian stood up and slapped her on the back of the head, "How many times have I told you not to call me nanny!?...Why didn't I see that you were sad?"

Yuan Xi wiped his mouth with a piece of paper and turned around, staring straight at Qi Tiantian, he almost looked at her with goosebumps before he sighed heavily, put his hands on his chin and complained: "My brother Qi, didn't I say that Did he choose the school and major for me after the college entrance examination? I always thought that he finally had a brother-sister relationship, but it turned out! I just found out today! He meowed him because! His goddess is in this school! That’s why he wanted to take me □□Come to be the eyeliner!"

Qi Tiantian stared, "Huh? Oh, you are miserable enough... It's okay, it's okay, the water thrown by the married son—"

Yuan Xi interrupted before she finished speaking, "No, no, this is not what I'm most angry with! Do you know? That unbelievable thing has been favored by others since the beginning of freshman year, but now it's all I’m almost a senior! I don’t even know the phone number! I only know a button number! And I only send Happy New Year during the Chinese New Year! I’m really..."

Qi Tiantian recalled in his mind the smile of Yuan Xi's sunny and handsome brother Yuan Qi who killed all sentient beings in a flash, and couldn't believe it.

Yuan Xi was still complaining bitterly: "I asked him why you didn't know how to use me after you brought me in for more than half a year? He said he couldn't bear to use me and said he was afraid that I would laugh at him, ha ha laugh Dead father, it’s for sure to laugh at him, but if you don’t have the heart to use me, I gave him a punch at the time, not to mention wasting resources, and I want to clean up the house when I see it!"

Qi Tiantian knew that Yuan Qi could not escape Yuan Xi's beating, so she silently mourned for him for 30 seconds.

Yuan Xi waited for a long time but did not see any response from Qi Tiantian, so she asked her suspiciously, "Sister Tian, ​​why don't you ask me what I want?"

"I still need to ask? You must be helping the eldest brother to chase the goddess. I don't believe that you are protecting your shortcomings like that. I don't have any practical ideas." Qi Tiantian raised her eyebrows and glanced at her sideways.

Yuan Xi smiled and slapped his thigh, "Yes! But sister Tianjie, you must help others."

Qi Tiantian scolded me X in my heart, and then said calmly: "Your sweet sister can't catch up with the goddess, the male god can think about it."

"Who told you to chase after me? Just help me get their student number."

"Why don't you do it!? What if people think I'm a pervert!?"

"Sister, who asked you to join the Student Union of the School of Architecture? You just need to look through the list."

Qi Tiantian became interested, "Hey, that girl built it? Who is it?"

Yuan Xi snorted inexplicably, "Guess what? Let me remind you, my brother Qi has very good eyesight."

"Pan Li?"

Yuan Xi sneered and shook his head.

"Zhou Menghua?"

Yuan Xi raised his eyebrows, "Who is this? No, no, no."

"Wang Ke?"

Keep shaking your head.

Qi Tiantian didn't even get it right after guessing several times, she gasped as if she suddenly remembered something, "F*ck, your brother won't be interested in that one, will he!?"

Yuan Xi pursed her lips and nodded deeply, "I think you should be right this time."

She turned around and took a school brochure from the bookshelf, flipped through a few pages and took it to sit on the table with Qi Tiantian.Yuan Xi swiped his finger across the first two people who won the medal of "seeking truth, being pragmatic, and acting with discernment" last year, and finally stopped on the introduction column of the third person.

"Kong, Ruo, Yu. It's her."

"Big head, to be honest, you don't need me at all. The boys in your class definitely have a copy of Kong Ruoyu's phone number and personal information. You can ask me more information than you can find on the educational affairs website with your student number. But you Sister Tian wants to tell you that your task is too difficult, so I will step back to the second line and take care of your broken heart after failure."

After Qi Tiantian knew that the target person was Kong Ruoyu, he immediately quit the job, and Yuan Xi's newly ignited fighting spirit was instantly thwarted by more than half.

She sat on the bed and read the manual by the desk lamp.

The photos used are Kong Ruoyu's leisure photos.

The goddess stood in front of a big tree with a ponytail and trousers. This was probably a photo taken during a club activity. The black T-shirt also had "Student Union of the School of Architecture" printed in large white characters.

Because the distance is too far, and the pixels of the mobile phone may be too sloppy, her facial features are not obvious, but she can still see that she is smiling.

Kong Ruoyu.

This name is like a god in Gongda.

Yuan Xi will be promoted to sophomore after this semester, and she has heard about him when she first entered the school: Every year, the national scholarship and intercollegiate scholarship of the School of Architecture are all awarded to her, and she is a first-class modeler in North America The ranking of programming is higher than that of the master of information. As soon as she got the certificate, she worked on the best design of the year for a certain company. White, rich and beautiful girl.

Not to mention pure and holy, the family who does business is still a little famous in the local area.

A goddess of this level is like a piranha that is always invincible and kills without blood. Naturally, behind it is a bunch of crazy men and women who are like bees and butterflies.

At least the girls in their college hate her very much, because every time they complain about the difficulty of writing codes in class, or teach C, the old man in C++ will blow his beard and stare and slap the table, "You guys! It's so disappointing ! Learn from others..."

"Kong Ruoyu of architecture!" The students below could hear the cocoons in their ears, and they were very considerate of the old man every time, and answered the words for him.

The following is the professor's reminiscence moment, "She was only a freshman two years ago, and she asked me a few questions in my first class, which directly made me, who has been writing programs for decades, unable to help admiring her. Her thoughts are very orthodox and profound. You may have to graduate and work before you can truly understand what is object-oriented and what is the real programming idea. Her awareness of an architecture is far beyond yours. In addition, she He worked very hard, and as expected, he sent our information a thousand miles away. Hey——" The old man who sighed unexpectedly had a proud face on his face.

How can girls and women not be disgusted by the existence of such a pink top ten black?

There was once a very classic curse word popular among girls in the School of Information, "What the hell do you think you are Kong Ruoyu!?"

We often hear, in the dormitory:

"Hey, I don't remember, can you bring me some food back?"

"Why!? Why do you think you are Kong Ruoyu!? Get out and change clothes and go together!"

"Boss! The toilet is out of paper, bring me two!"

"You think you are Kong Ruoyu!? You don't even bring toilet paper!"

In the classroom:

"Hey, I don't want to attend class anymore, I'll play with my phone for a while."

"You're not Kong Ruoyu, you dare not attend class!"

In restaurants:

"You still eat!? Too little flesh? Who do you think you are!? Kong Ruoyu?"

At the mall:

"Um... I think this dress is not suitable for you. I thought only Kong Ruoyu could wear this style and this color."

Kong Ruoyu Kong Ruoyu.

Yuan Xi really didn't expect her brother Yuan Qi to fall in love with this kind of girl, but now it seems that she should be replaced by a goddess.

Yuan Qi is three years older than her. They have the same father and mother, but their temperaments are quite different.Relatives and friends often say that the two of them were reincarnated in reverse, that Yuan Qi should be the gentle and shy younger sister, and Yuan Xi should be the older brother who is in charge of everything.

Yuan Xi was deeply convinced.

Not to mention the fact that when Yuan Qi was a child, he ran back crying and said that the little fat man downstairs bullied him, and Yuan Xi rolled up his sleeves and fought with the little fat man until the sky was dark and dark, and finally beat the little fat man until his tears and nosebleeds flew together.

In terms of sexual relationship alone, Yuan Qi and Yuan Xi are separated by hundreds of Floyds.

Yuan Qi has never had any experience in love.Even when he wrote a love letter to a girl for the first time, Yuan Xi dictated it and he wrote it. In the end, Yuan Xi stopped the girl at the intersection where the girl must pass and sent it out under threat.

It can be said that every emotional experience of Yuan Qi must have the historic decision and monumental steps that Yuan Xi once made with all his blood and blood.

But Yuan Qi, who doesn't live up to expectations, always coyly picks her up on every date. The other girl is extremely embarrassed, and she also feels a heavy sense of guilt. But within an hour or two, Yuan Qi came back dejectedly.

"She said that we are more suitable to be friends." Yuan Qi answered her question with his head down sullenly.

Although Yuan Xi has a quirk of making Yuan Qi cry at every turn, she is a protectionist. If people say that Yuan Qi is not good, she violates her big taboo, so those girls will often be bombarded by her afterwards. ask.

"What's wrong with Yuan Qi in our family!? Tell us if you have the ability! Can't we change it!? As for hurting his self-esteem!? Why do you agree to a date if you don't like him!? Isn't this a joke!?"

Girls are always wronged: "The love letters he wrote make people feel sunny and gentle, but he is actually a boring gourd, more like a girl than me. What I am looking for is a shoulder to rely on, and I don't want to know another love Blushing girlfriend."

In the end, Yuan Xi had no choice but to cast his hating eyes on the eldest brother who was lying on the quilt and sobbing softly.

Before she could slap her to vent her anger, her mother stopped her, "Yuan Xi, speak well and don't move, just let your brother cry. You see him crying so sadly, do you still have the heart to teach him a lesson?"

I can't bear it! ?

In the end, although she didn't take the slap, she didn't forget to toss Yuan Qi.

Every day, he ran 5000 meters with weight, [-] sit-ups, [-] pull-ups, and Dao Kong taught him small grappling and Sanda through actual combat.Yuan Qi persisted under the supervision of the devil instructor Yuan Datou for a year, and his height has grown a lot, but his masculinity is still not a little bit more; he can barely pass Yuan Xi's seven or eight tricks, but seeing other girls still Such a shy look.Yuan Xi was so angry that his family was unlucky.Fortunately, I don’t know whether Yuan Qi has been drawn out or what. The previously non-existent facial features suddenly become so attractive, and because his studies are not bad, the reason why he will be issued a good person card frequently for a while— —Shyness—has become his advantage.

Yuan Xi and Yuan Qi studied in the same school for junior high school and high school.When Yuan Xi was just in the third year of junior high school and Yuan Qi was just in the first half of the third year of high school, school girls or schoolmates or classmates who came here often came to ask her to bring her love letters and beautifully packaged small gifts to her brother at the back door of the classroom.Someone told her with a shy face, because everyone agreed that the sunny and gentle senior Yuan Qi was so shy, so I was too embarrassed to tell him face to face, so I had to run errands with this future sister-in-law.

Hehe, the sun is soft and gentle.Yuan Xi said that he only saw a little bitch who loved to cry and act like a baby at home.

Later, Yuan Xi actually saw a senior who she had stopped for her disappointing elder brother once. When the senior saw her, the shy smile on her face froze immediately, and this was written all over her face!No!division!study!In the end, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he could only say in surprise and embarrassment, "Oh my god, Yuan Qi can't be..." Yuan Xi was overjoyed, and said with a sneer that he would not turn back, and then closed the door with a bang.

Cool, Yuan Xi sat under the desk lamp at night and read all the love letters with his feet upright, tsk-tsk with a look on his face.

Not as good as mine, she thought.In the end, I tore up the gifts that could feel bursts of pink bubbles scrambling head-on through the wrapping paper, and put them in the locker according to my preference, and broke a piece of chocolate As she stuffed it into her mouth, she chewed and calculated in her heart, Yuan Qi is now in the third year of high school, puppy love affects her studies, as a younger sister, she must protect her brother, um, so she will read all the love letters in the future, gifts She disassembles everything, eats all the snacks, and handles all the girls. The eldest brother only needs to study hard.

Yuan Qi did not know that he had become a new generation of male god template until the moment when the college entrance examination results were announced and he left school, because every love letter forwarded by his biological sister was answered with incomparable tenderness. In the reply letter, I thanked the girl for the lovely gift carefully prepared, expressed my appreciation and consolation to the girl, and poured out the invincible affection between myself and my childhood sweetheart, confidant girlfriend, and finally sincerely Blessings, I hope this kind and lovely lady can find her own belonging as soon as possible.The girls hugged the reply letter, wept loudly, commemorated their untimely love, and silently wished the male god and his girlfriend an early reunion. That scene was enough to make the listener sad and the hearer shed tears.

It's a pity that Yuan Qi, the person involved, didn't feel it, but his sister, who was always invulnerable, was a little troublesome to him.

"Xiaoxi, you have a toothache, so you should go to the hospital to see if you have tooth decay?"

"Shut up!" Yuan Xi rolled on the sofa in pain, covering his cheeks.

Why why! ?Why do girls choose confession gifts that are so sweet as to die for candies and chocolates! ?