My boy god can't be this cute

Gong Shao carried a small bag of unknown items into the bathroom in a happy mood. The shocking "Pink Ta" on the pink bag made Mo Xiaoshou tighten his eyes when he typed a few words. Could it be that this guy is hiding in the bathroom to study the usage of lubricating oil? !

"Open the door, open the door, I want to have a bowel movement!" Mo Yiyun consciously found a reason and slapped on the bathroom door.

"It's not locked." Gong Shao said concisely.

Although he was mentally prepared, Mo Yiyun's heart still trembled when he entered the door and saw the naked Gong Shao. Is his skin as white as fat, ice-clear and jade-clean enough to describe?Well, the description of skin white, beautiful and long legs is finally simple and rude.At this time, Mo Xiaoshou was crazily clamoring in his head what Little Tail often said to himself: Big Daddy, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!

"Does it look good?" Gong Shao's voice became low and full of magic.

"It looks good." Mo Xiaoshou nodded, then shook his head, no, I came to expose his conspiracy, why was he tempted again, "What are you doing?"

"Study some magical things." Gong Shao felt a little lost, and his charm as an old married couple has declined.But it doesn't matter, this is not the point of today, raised an innocent smile, "Yunyun want to be together?"

"You don't need to play by yourself." Mo Yiyun shook his head reflexively, do you think acting like a wet brother will obediently submit?Don't be funny, brother is a man of integrity, "Is lubricating oil effective for constipation?" After saying that, I wanted to slap myself twice, lubricating oil peat, people didn't mention this thing at all, okay?

"Why don't you try it like this?" Gong Shao took out a small red plastic bag filled with English from the bag with lightning speed, tore it open and wiped it on his hands, making his fingers slick and oily for a while.

At this moment, Mo Xiaoshou's heart must have collapsed, he didn't want to have a bowel movement at all, okay!What kind of situation is it that it is hard to get off the tiger? It is now!

"I...probably don't need it." Mo Yiyun was weak, so he could only pretend to sit on the toilet, "What are you looking at, take a shower quickly! And those hands, oily and disgusting, remember to wash them clean."

"Okay." Gong Shao rarely nodded honestly, turned on the shower and let warm water pour over his body.

At this moment, Mo Yiyun has a deeper understanding of what it means to come out of the water lotus. Under the refraction of the water light, Mo Yiyun's fat skin exudes an ambiguous pink color. Standing, her face looked delicate and charming because of the water vapor, and her lips were red and her teeth were white, her eyes were bright and her teeth were white.

"You don't need to ask, it looks good." Receiving Gong Shao's teasing and smiling eyes, Mo Xiaoshou replied proactively.

"I just want to ask if Yunyun is really constipated." Gong Shao blinked his watery deer eyes.

Hearing that Mo Yiyun was in a mess, who could give him some comfort so that he could finish his work early and give birth early.

"Is Yunyun shy with the baby? This is a very serious matter."

Looking at Gong Shao's innocent face, Mo Xiaoshou was speechless for a while, you are really cute, but the young master likes you to do it like this.

Gong Shao took out a small red plastic bag from the bag again and tore it open, the colorless greasy substance inside dripped out along the crack.It is said that this thing is very expensive, why don't you take it apart and play with it, Mo Yiyun gave Gong Shao a helpless look.

"Be good, my baby will help you apply it." A bewitching smile climbed up Gong Shao's eyebrows again, not to be rejected, Gong Shao had already walked out of the shower.

I have thrown myself into the trap!Mo Yiyun, who was hugged horizontally, could wailed in his heart, letting Gong Shao's hand evilly walk behind him.

However, this time, there was nothing to interrupt Gong Shao, even the room service called by God's will was rarely delayed, after Mo Xiaoshou was eaten and wiped clean.

The sound of water in the bathroom sounded again, and Gong Shao carefully finished cooking for the two of them, then gently put his own little shou on the bed, covered him with a quilt, and went to sleep.

"Gong Shao, you pervert!" This was the first sentence Mo Xiaoshou said after seeing the messy sheets and the strange smell in the room.

"Okay, I'm perverted." It's rare that Gong Shao didn't bother with addressing, and just lay beside someone with his arms around him.

"Gong Shao, you beast!" Mo Xiaoshou struggled to stand up with his waist supported.

"Okay, I'm a beast." Gong Shao, a princess, picked him up, "Where are you going?"

"Wanwan's birthday is today, God's will said to go to their room to cut the cake later, what do you want me to do!" Mo Yiyun said unhappily, if anyone dares to write something in the article that is both painful and high, I will definitely buy a navy brush until she kneels Sing Conquer.

"Maybe they don't have time to receive us?" Gong Shao still hugged him and didn't want to let go, so why not just hug him back to the capital.

As soon as the words were finished, the doorbell rang. For room service, Mr. Wen next door ordered a case of beer, two foreign wines, a bucket of dark beer and a bunch of snacks, and ordered them to be delivered to the yard of this room.

The Mr. Wen next door can drink so much, Mo Yiyun can only cooperate and dress neatly at a rare speed, covering up the traces that can be covered up as much as possible.The act of providence appeared in the yard after the room service was delivered. The residences here are townhouses, and there is only a small fence between the two suites.

Gong Shao was very helpless, if he wanted to celebrate his birthday, he could have dragged the two of them to a candlelight dinner for romance under the moon, why did he have to drag his own little shou as a shield, that guy was almost weak after tossing a few times.

"Brother." After pouring wine into the glasses of the four of them, Tian Yi called out to Mo Yiyun shyly.

"Today's weather is really nice, the rain has stopped, and there are still stars, so let's gather together and drink together under the moonlight." Mo Yiyun stood at the small round table in the courtyard and said the unnutritious opening remarks, while his calves were weak, although He really wanted to sit, but a certain part didn't allow it. "It is said that today is Aunt Wanwan's birthday. On behalf of all the writers in my big danmei, I wish the editor Wanwan find Ruyi Gongjun as soon as possible."

After speaking, Mo Xiaoshou calmly drank the beer in the glass, completely ignoring the twitching face and God's will.

"Hurry up and drink it, is it a man?" Mo Yiyun urged, and immediately filled up the second cup, "Then, I wish Ye Xiao's youth will stay forever and menopause will come later!"

Regardless of whether other people drank or not, Mo Yiyun poured the third cup on his own. The sorrow of losing the chrysanthemum made him want to get drunk, at least in his dreams he would be attacked instead.

"Drinking is not good for the wound." Gong Shao stopped someone's self-abuse in time.

"Wound?" Tianyi was surprised, please tell me that I must have thought too much, and exchanged glances with Wanwan, it really wasn't that I was thinking too much, "Brother, eat some snacks, I, Wanwan and Master Shao will solve this liquor."

Gong Shao said that it doesn't matter, he can send these two troublesome guys away after drinking it, and he doesn't mind digesting it all.Wanwan bit the bullet and nodded, lighting a candle for Mo Xiaoshou and himself in his heart, hoping that his state would not prolong the break time.

The will of God, who has fulfilled his wish, opened the bottle of wine happily, and spontaneously became the wine pouring boy, constantly filling the bend, I don't believe that you can still run away if you are poured into a puddle of mud.

Reality is always skinny. Practice has proved that the first drunk was Mo Yiyun who had only drunk two glasses of beer. When the three drank half a bottle of foreign wine, Mo Xiaoshou suddenly grabbed Gong Shao's hand There was a shake, matched with a silly grin.

"God, you are not romantic at all, no one would want to use birthdays as an excuse to push people down!" Mo Yiyun squinted and accused God, who was busy adding wine, completely forgetting the relationship between himself and Gong Shao hours ago "And you too, if you like it, just live with him, what kind of hero is hiding in my house!"

"I didn't..." Tianyi, who had been exposed, muttered in a low voice.

"And you, big pervert, do you think that brother doesn't know your thoughts and wants to take Xiaoye home, but it's so easy for Xiaoye to go with you? Tell you, tell me about Xiaoye's background and scare you to death. It’s a gift, you know! You can only give it for three hundred, and you can get a pot of oil for five hundred!” Mo Xiaoshou turned to Gong Shao who was beside him.

"I was the one who paid for the phone bill..." Wan Wan muttered for a while.

The corner of Gong Shao's speechless mouth twitched, wanting to stop Mo Xiaoshou's evil taste, he found it very interesting, and had the urge to continue watching.

"Why are you still here? God, are you stupid? Everyone has sex with you. You didn't know that you seized the opportunity and came here. Your brain circuit is blocked?"

The immediate consequence of Mo Yiyun's words was that Aojiao was bent and ran to open a new room, locked the door and courtyard tightly, and God's will could only take a pile of unfinished wine back to accompany her. Own.

"Yunyun, good boy, go to bed." Finally, when the two of them were left alone, Gong Shao said softly.

"Master, I don't want to sleep with you, I'm in pain all over my body!" Mo Yiyun forcefully wanted to push Gong Shao away, but was dizzy and hit Gong Shao directly, "Why do you use Haiyang incense, it smells so good." The nose moved close to Gong Shao's arms and sniffed vigorously a few times.

"Who else uses it?"

"Ah Yang, he said it was his taste." Mo Xiaoshou said calmly.

"This is the taste of the master, you remember it clearly!" Young Master Gong expressed his displeasure, that the guy who quit was able to gain his presence in this way.

Kissing Mo Xiaoshou's lips fiercely, the smell of alcohol circulated between the lips and teeth, making Gong Shao also inexplicably slightly drunk, it turns out that drunkenness is also contagious.

"Well...I want to sleep!" Mo Xiaoshou, who was suddenly deprived of the air, said dissatisfiedly, his head was groggy and a little tired.

"Whose smell is this?" Gong Shao asked paranoidly as he blocked his way in front of Mo Xiaoshou.

"Baby, it's you." Mo Xiaoshou laughed so much that stars could be seen shining in his eyes.

"Hey, I will remember to bring 500 yuan and oil when I go to your house to propose a marriage." Gong Shao kissed Mo Xiaoshou's forehead contentedly, and carried him back to the bed.

Lying on the bed, I took out my phone in a daze, and logged into the backstage of the author with sleepy eyes. Xiaowei’s message lay quietly in the comment column, saying that something good happened and I was very happy, so I decided to vote for it even if I didn’t update it today .The chaotic Mo Xiaoshou suddenly felt that he should reply with some sense of presence, so the cold Yunda had the experience of replying to readers for the first time.

Author's reply: Don't read the scroll.

Gong Shao looked at the person in his arms affectionately, and unconsciously closed his arms, how could my little shou be so cute.