My boy god can't be this cute

When the two were about to go out to buy a computer, Mo's mother called Mo Yiyun and called him home. She apologized to Gong Shao, and Mo Yiyun returned with the feeling that a strong man would never return. When I arrived at my parents' house, one of the scariest women in the world was waiting for me. .

"Xiaoyun, my mother is getting old, and I couldn't find the hole yesterday, what should I do..." Mo's mother sat on the sofa and looked at her son who had just entered the door and was arranging shoes with a sad face.

"Pfft..." After spouting a mouthful of Coke, Mo Yiyun seemed to see a few crows flying over his head in embarrassment, "Mom, I don't need your living expenses if I have money, and I don't have to worry about paying the rent for half a year. It's okay if you don't look for it, I have a manuscript fee, and the water and gas bills at home are all deducted from my card, it doesn't matter."

"Xiaoyun, mother is such a worldly person in your eyes. I think I am getting old. This person is really scary when he gets old. He will have to breathe for a long time when he goes upstairs." Mother Mo continued Sorrow and self-pity.

His eyes turned to Father Mo for help, and Father Mo responded with a look of calmly waiting for the next article.

"Mom, I don't dislike you even when you're old. This is the card I used to settle the manuscript fee. You keep it." He took out the card from his wallet in pain. Fortunately, he still had two declarations, and the rewards and share were settled separately.

"Xiaoyun, do you think your mother is old, so you don't want to pay her money?" Mother Mo put the card into her arms, and a dangerous signal flashed in her eyes.

"No, no, how is this possible, you will always be young and beautiful in my heart." With a smile, Mo Yiyun turned sideways to block his mother's sight and continued to ask Father Mo for help.

Father Mo pretended not to see him drinking tea with his head down.

"Tell me what's the matter, I'm in a panic like this." Mo Yiyun, who had nowhere to ask for help, sat down on the small sofa next to her mother resignedly, seeing her quick way of picking up the card just now didn't match the old words at all. .

"Is it true that you will be as obedient as you were when you were a child no matter what mother says?" Mo's mother flashed a tricky smile on her face.

"Yes." Knowing that it was a trap that had to be jumped, Mo Yiyun bit the bullet and agreed.

"Play the piano with my mother at home in the afternoon."

"Mom, it's my working time in the afternoon." Mo Yiyun said helplessly, trying to be the last to open his eyes.

"Xiaoyun, you just dislike your mother for being old, right? It's not as important as your broken words. You were not like this when you were young. You also said that you would always be with your mother. Mom plays the piano and you dance..." Mother Mo hides her face.

"Okay, okay, I'll be with you at home this afternoon." Mo Yiyun admits defeat, there is no reason to talk to a woman.

"This is my good son." Mo's mother's expression turned as fast as flipping a book, and she threw Mo Yiyun's half-drinked Coke into the trash can, "I told you not to drink carbonated drinks, this kind of thing Is it something a man can drink?"

"Yes, I won't dare next time." Mo Yiyun confessed, looking at his mother's beautiful face and sighing silently.

Mo's mother is a music teacher in a key middle school in the city. As a teacher who is completely unimportant and can't even take a few classes, Mo's mother brought a group of music college entrance examination candidates at home. Naturally, Mo's mother and the parents of the students also talked about it. Youxiao kept coming and going, so Mo Yiyun could basically guess the reason why she insisted on staying by herself, [-]% of it was a blind date.

Throwing Mo's father a traitorous look of contempt, Mo Yiyun went into the kitchen to prepare the dishes for dinner.

"Xiao Yun, don't blame Dad for not reminding you. Your mother is determined not to let her go. You don't have the guts to be a father." Father Mo followed into the kitchen and helped his son wash the dishes together.

"It's too much to say, traitor!" Handing the bowl to his father, Mo Yiyun said in disgust.

"Your mother found out when I sent you messages a few times ago, and she didn't let me sleep on the bed for a few days." Father Mo didn't mind his son's rudeness, and he still spoke nicely, "This time we are angry with Europe. You bought perfume as a gift, and your mother said it was too motherly, but it was bought with father's private money."

It just happened to be given to Gong Shao, Mo Yiyun thought so.Acting mother and strict wife control father, I don't know if such parents are considered weird in the eyes of others, but I enjoy it. Although I was beaten a lot when I was young, the relationship with my parents has always been as close as friends .

"This time, this girl is really nice. I carefully studied the photos to pass the test for you. Her big eyes are so charming." Seeing that Mo Yiyun didn't speak, Father Mo continued to find something to say.

"Prettier than my mother?" Mo Yiyun asked maliciously.

"It's not the same type. Your mother's charm is still beautiful in the world. This girl is innocent, innocent and cute." After finishing speaking, Mo's father glanced at the living room, where Mo's mother was staring at the phone intently with her head down and giggling.

"I don't want it if it's not as good-looking as my mother's."

"She is better than young..."

"Mom, your husband said that other people's girls are prettier than you." Before Mo's father could finish speaking, Mo Yiyun shouted towards the living room.

"Husband, is what you said true..." Quickly pressed the pause button, Mo's mother was already teary-eyed when she looked up.

"No, my wife, listen to my explanation!" Father Mo gave his son a hard look, and rushed out of the kitchen to chase after Mother Mo who was about to enter the room.

"Could it be that our son has grown up and learned to lie to his dear mother, and the son was spoiled by you..." The tone of mourning was penetrating.

"No, no, our son has a good character and won't lie."

"In your eyes, there are really women who are prettier than me..."

"It's not my wife, you listen to my explanation!"

The Mo family was in a panic, and the instigator was in a good mood and didn't want to interrupt his parents' fun.Humming a little tune, he put the bowls and chopsticks on the table. After the rice cooker jumped to the heat preservation state, it filled three bowls of rice, and then fished out the stuffed pig's trotters. "Mom, it's almost enough. It's time to eat."

"My son is still filial." Mother Mo came out of the room with a bright smile, only the water stains on her eyelashes showed her superb acting skills.

"Bear boy!" Father Mo followed behind unwillingly.

"Mom, he scolded your son." Mo Yiyun made up the knife calmly, and helped his mother pull away the chair.

"You take care of the housework this week. Remember to clean up your son." Mo's mother enjoys her son's service to her heart's content. The more she looks at Mo Yiyun, the more she likes her. It really is her own.

After lunch, Mo Yiyun virtuously washed the fruit, peeled it, cut it, put it on a plate, and placed it in front of his mother, then went back to his room and lay down on the bed to send a text message to Gong Shao.

Self: I can only go back after dinner, and I can go to the nearby area to solve the dinner by myself?

Baby: Okay, Lafayette misses you?

Self: something...

Mo Yiyun vaguely replied three words, feeling so guilty that he had a strange feeling of meeting mistress behind his back.

Baby: That’s it, think about others (/ω＼)

Myself: good

The topic ended again on Mo Yiyun's side. The weather in May was neither cold nor hot, and the humidity in spring in the south was just right. With the windows open, a cool breeze would blow in from time to time. Mo Yiyun just lay on the bed and entered in a daze. Dreamland.

"Mo Yiyun, you didn't dress me up, you actually fell asleep for me!" Mo's mother's scream came from beside her ears in a trance.

"Be good, don't make trouble." Mo Yiyun, whose biological clock was not accurate enough, had already fallen asleep, murmured inarticulately.

"I'm your mother, bear!" Mother Mo frantically picked up Mo Yiyun's ear.

"Mom...Mom!" panicked and grabbed the quilt to cover her vitals, "Mom, I'm sleeping, why did you suddenly come in!"

"Oh, you are so shy. I have never seen your old lady!" Mo's mother smiled like an old man visiting a brothel, her green fingertips raised her son's chin, "Come on, give this old lady a smile!"

"Mom..." Mo Yiyun, who was extremely embarrassed, moved to the side of the bed and put on his clothes, secretly glad that he still kept a little bit of integrity and only took off his shirt, "Didn't you say that taking a nap in the afternoon is good for your physical and mental health?"

"The girl is coming in the afternoon, are you still in the mood to sleep? Do you think that if you move out and live with your old lady, you won't be able to control you, don't you? Don't hang out with wild men every day. You won't find a wife if you do that!" Mother Mo Eloquent.

"Mom, what are you talking about!" Mo Yiyun felt that there were so many things to be guilty of today!

The wild man that Mo's mother said actually refers to Mo Yiyun's college roommate and good friend Qin Yang. Young was famous at school for being a fool and getting money fast.Of course, Mo's mother was well aware of this, so after Qin Yang left Suzhou, she tried her best to introduce a girlfriend to her son, for fear that those who were close to him would be blackmailed.

Thinking of this, Mo Xiaoshou silently lit a candle for herself. If her mother knew that she was not only dating a man, but was still living together, she wondered what would happen.

"Oh, the brat has learned to talk back, hasn't he? If I tell you to dress up well, you can dress up my old lady well. Let's see what kind of clothes you are wearing. Two pieces of a certain treasure for 30 yuan?" Mo's mother said disgusted.

"It's 35, free shipping for four pieces."

"Fortunately, my mother was prepared." Mo's mother took out a pile of washed and neatly folded clothes from the locker under the bed as if by magic, and spread them out on the bed. "How about this T-shirt? Is it good or not? White shirt, my first love when I was young was wearing a white shirt and jeans."

"That's the Little Tigers." Mo Yiyun couldn't help complaining, Mo's mother and Mo's father grew up in the same yard as childhood sweethearts, and Mo's father had already fixed Mo's mother, so what about their first love.

"White shirt and jeans, hurry up and wash and blow-dry your hair, what a refreshing child, why is his head so oily that flies can't stand up, as expected, I still have to find a wife." Mo Mu muttered.

"Mom, these are calf pants, okay? It's so strange to wear them straight like a stick." Mo Yiyun couldn't help complaining that the little shou in her novels were all dressed like this.

"Who told you to follow your father's short legs. Fortunately, your legs are straight like mine, otherwise you would be useless." Mo's mother pushed Mo Yiyun into the bathroom, "Hurry up and wash, I don't want to peek."

After taking a simple shower, Mo Yiyun wiped off the steam on the mirror and looked at himself. It seems that he has inherited more genes from his mother in appearance. The eyes are neither big nor small, but they have double eyelids. Although it is thin, there is an illusion of pouting. Fortunately, the eyebrows are masculine and thick like Dad.

Generally speaking, it is not amazing, but it is a good-looking type.I have a bit of inferiority complex in stature, but at least I didn’t hold back my motherland. I measured 175cm in the morning, and my body looks like an old lady. Even if I don’t exercise, I won’t gain fat.Barely can be regarded as a tall and thin little fresh meat?Ah bah, what the hell, he is clearly a sunny nerd in the new era.

"Son, are you putting on makeup in there? Would you like me to help you?" Mo's mother's voice sounded from the bathroom door.

The frightened Mo Yiyun put on all his clothes and trousers with lightning speed, and he didn't doubt that his old lady would break in after a few minutes.

"Wipe your hair." Handing a dry towel to his son, Mo's mother waited aside with a hair dryer. It would be great if this kid was a daughter, since he has inherited his own beauty, how can he be a handlebar?

"Mom, what are you thinking?" Mo Yiyun always felt that the old lady looked at him with a kind of lewd feeling.

"Sit down and dry your hair." Pulling Mo Yiyun to sit down in front of the vanity mirror, Mo's mother looked at her son in the mirror who was still steaming after taking a shower, his lips were red, his teeth were white, his eyes were still a little moist, and she really wanted to braid his hair ah.

"Mom, I'm a man." Mo Yiyun finally couldn't stand his mother's eyes, and reminded him aloud.

"My mother knows!" Mom Mo said unhappily after her desire to be broken.

Mo Yiyun's hair is of the fluffy type. After a little blow-drying, it becomes naturally fluffy and has some natural curls. It looks better than many people who specially go to the barber shop to get it done.My son is a bit like me, Mo's mother thought happily.

Mo Yiyun, who tidied herself up, was sitting on the sofa waiting for inspection. Although her mother didn't say it explicitly, she attached great importance and enthusiasm to this tacit blind date, and the other party must have a lot of connections.

"Son, you have to smile naturally, just like your father, just get your mother right." Mo's father's joke successfully caught Mo's mother's eyes.

At 02:30 in the afternoon, the doorbell rang on time, "Ms. Lu, are you at home?"