My boy god can't be this cute

The alarm clock rang at 09:30 in the morning. Mo Yiyun got up from the bed, opened the curtains, opened the window and pressed the power button. After washing up, he sat down in front of the computer with the leftover bread from yesterday.

Automatically push article updates in the background at 09 o'clock, and watch comments on time at 30:[-], and exit to watch hot news after ignoring comments such as "I want to give you a monkey".Go to parents' house for dinner at eleven o'clock, come back to take a nap, start coding at two o'clock, no matter how much you code, stop on time at five o'clock and continue to go to parents' house for dinner, accompany mother for a walk and go home to watch TV dramas, anime or others Wen, go to bed at eleven o'clock on time.

The otaku Mo Yiyun's life pattern is like copying, the fly in the ointment is that he always comes and goes alone, if he can have more girlfriends or something, his life will be complete.Of course, this is just thinking about it. How can a cute boy who writes Tanmei be able to find a girlfriend? You must be thinking too much.

It is now 45:[-]. After reading the valid comments, Mo Yiyun is about to quit the backstage and start watching the news. He feels a little uncomfortable because the expected "I will give you a monkey" multiplied by fifty times did not appear. People are used to it It's a scary thing when something suddenly changes.

The last time I pressed F5 in the comment area, the webpage was stuck for nearly 30 seconds, and Mo Yiyun smiled knowingly, even though it was 15 minutes late, it still appeared.

Yunda’s little tail: Dada, I want to give you a monkey↖(^ω^)↗

There were ten comments on one page, which took up five pages in total, and then rewards and reminders appeared at the same time.

Ren Yun is Mo Yiyun's pen name, which is taken from his own name, Ren Yun Yiyun. As for why the first character changed from Ren to Ren, it seems to be a typo, and I don't remember it for many years.

Satisfied, he closed the page. Although he had no girlfriend and had never been in a relationship, there was a girl who liked him so blatantly and undisguisedly that it greatly satisfied Mo Yiyun's vanity.Then again, if it wasn't for a girl, who would use such a cute avatar?

Although I am a man who also writes about Tanmei, but writing and reading are two completely different things. My bookshelf is full of fantasy and fantasy books, er, I also have a few Tanmei novels, but they are all for dealing with the girls in the group. Favor, people have voted for you and linked to recommendations, you have to say something.

Today, the stock market is still gloomy and green. The Hello Kitty theme park was opened and accused of cheating money. The average height of Chinese men is 167.1cm. Last year, it was still 171.6cm. At that time, I cried for a while because I hid in the corner.There was no interesting news, Mo Yiyun opened the penguin to try to have some fun in the group.

The girls in the author group have basically completed the waking process at this point. Speaking of girls, they are really terrible creatures. Take the dozens of women in the group as an example. Most of the skin care products are self-sufficient at home and don't know who to show them to.

Mo Yiyun, who was still a newcomer, ignorantly asked this question in the group, and was immediately besieged by a group of girls, saying that Yun Xiang's clothes are beautiful, even if no one cares, he must always keep himself in the best state to meet him The encounter is coming soon, and Mo Yiyun has repeatedly told Mo Yiyun not to give up on herself even if she is extremely ugly.

As the saying goes, there are no ugly women, only lazy women. Mo Yiyun sincerely wants to say that he doesn’t understand and doesn’t want to understand, but he can’t. For the convenience of writing, Mo Yiyun filled in the gender column. Except for the 28-year-old, he still needs to be a boudoir. The group owner's uncle and other people don't know, of course, other people don't know that the editor Wanwan is an uncle and not the self-proclaimed aunt. This is the only secret between two males in the group.

The editor Wanwan found his editor when Mo Yiyun changed to the seventh pseudonym and the tenth title. They were both newcomers at the time. After confirming each other's gender, they hit it off and met each other, as if they were floating in the ocean. I found an organization like my lonely boat, and finally I have a same-sex friend.

The following is what Mo Yiyun could barely see after opening the group messages and showing 100+ messages. Most people have woken up, and a few people are getting ready to go to bed.

After a quick glance at the content of the chat, a girl named Dan Eyelid said that she was forced to go on a blind date by her family, so she felt implicated and forgot to update yesterday, and then she was told the truth by a girl named A Ling. made an excuse.Then there is the second group of chatterers who are particularly active, Wowo and Zaoqijiang congratulate the success of the single eyelid blind date.

However, these have nothing to do with Mo Yiyun. He continued to lock the author group into a shielded state. As the saying goes, there are three women in one drama, except for himself and Wanwan in the group are all girls, even a little thing can make a fuss for a long time , It's so scary, Mo Yiyun sincerely sighed.

Suddenly a window vibration message popped up.

Edit Wanwan: What did I do wrong /(ㄒoㄒ)/

Ren Yun: I don't know

Editor Wanwan: I just encouraged her to go on a blind date with one eyelid, but she blocked me/(ㄒoㄒ)/

Ren Yun: You haven't read the full text, have you...

Edit Wanwan: I’ll be blind if I write a few hundred at once, my big brother is very busy (;д’)ゞ she’s so happy to change her name to blind date, I’m just following what she likes/(ㄒoㄒ)/

Ren Yun: Don't worry, if the other party is a handsome guy, she will let you out

Edit Wanwan: If not.../(ㄒoㄒ)/

Ren Yun: You try to delay her monthly manuscript fee?

Edit Wanwan: I don’t have this permission/(ㄒoㄒ)/

Ren Yun: Then pray that the other party is a handsome guy

Editor Wanwan: What if she ran away with someone else? She has been so red-eyed recently that my first master is going to have a thick line/(ㄒoㄒ)/

Ren Yun: Break her into a bend?

Edit Wanwan: I am a man (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Ren Yun: I thought you really became an aunt after your words and facial expressions

Editor Wanwan: It’s not just to coax those little ancestors (:[-]っ) everyone is an author and revolves around the editor, why do I have to coax you every day ゜('Д)゜

Ren Yun: You also know that it belongs to someone else

Editor Wanwan: You are so uncute, why do those girls think you are their kind (#‵′) Convex Why call you cute A Yunyun call me an aunt (#‵′) Convex

Ren Yun: You are a strong man in the world

Editor Wanwan: I am your lovely editor Auntie Wanwan (-ε-)

Ren Yun: Delicious

Editor Wanwan: Yun Da, you are so cold and cold, it is suitable for you, Lun Jiakesu said that you are a fan of your brain (-ε-).

Ren Yun: You are in your twenties and still unmarried because you haven't met the man you like?

Edit Wanwan: I'm going to block the number (#‵′) with a small tail

Ren Yun: Are you going to make trouble with your wallet?

Edit Wanwan: Mo Yiyun gets out and heads-up ヽ(☆`Д)

Ren Yun: Tomorrow, we will start to update the lock text. It is said that the J-point girls are of high quality and good looks. 8

Edit Wanwan: Yunda, I was wrong, the whip gave you the candle, the candle has been lit, please encourage (p_q)

Ren Yun: Delicious

Edit Wanwan: Yunda knelt down and begged for forgiveness (iдi)

Ren Yun: Firstly, I am not a great god; secondly, I am not gay; thirdly, I am a grateful person; fourthly, I have dinner on time

Editor Wanwan: Yun Da suddenly said a lot of words, and I was flattered (;) ゝ "Yun Da went well all the way.

The system prompts: The other party is "offline or invisible", and may not be able to reply immediately, you can send him (her) an email or send an offline file.

A group of chattering girls of different shapes and a careless editor who is often confused about the situation. This is the life style of Danmei writer Ren Yun. A beautiful day has already begun, and the most urgent thing is to go to my parents' house for dinner.

Mo Yiyun, a senior this year, did not go out to find a job for an internship, but decided to be a full-time writer at home, so he rented a single dormitory in a community not far from his parents' home.It is now the fourth year since I started writing novels in my freshman year. From being unknown at the beginning to being a little famous now, I can neither become rich nor starve to death on the streets.

His mother is a music teacher and his father is a small leader of a public institution. It can be said that Mo Yiyun, who was born in a scholarly family, jumped into the Danmei pit by accident.Just after entering the university, the senior was dizzy and joined the literature club, and as a result of mixing with the senior rotten female senior, the first subject was Tanmei novels.

As a novice, Mo Yiyun is quite talented in Tanmei novels. From assisting in creating and correcting typos at the beginning to later, the senior sister simply handed over the update task to Mo Yiyun with a swipe of a pen. It can be said that rotten girls are all the rage. Of course, there are also many boys pointing at themselves, vaguely saying malicious words such as pervert.

At that time, the trend of online novels was on the rise, and the much-criticized Mo Yiyun simply moved his creation platform to the Internet. He had never written other types of novels. First, he felt that setting too many characters was too complicated. Second, Come to think that I am not good at writing and can't write any earth-shattering masterpieces, so I might as well write the danmei that I am good at.

Of course, with the lessons learned from the past, Mo Yiyun obediently ticked "female" in the column of the author's gender. Although he thought it was nothing, but people's words are awesome, who is not afraid of being pointed out.

After changing my shoes, I went downstairs. This is a small community, not too close or far from the downtown area. The advantage is that the transportation is convenient and it is close to my parents’ house. I won't disturb each other with my parents. The point is that I won't be nagged by my mother, and I don't have to worry about my parents knowing the content of my novel.

The community is a new type of commercial community, with self-provided small commercial street shopping spots and fitness facilities. A few aunts with the title of "Du Nai" and "Baidu Shi Nai" are chatting about family affairs in the shade of a tree downstairs.This kind of people must not be offended, otherwise, if you don’t leave tomorrow, you can be as small as a few handfuls of rice for cooking at your house, or as big as how many times you peed the bed when you were a child, you will be exposed, and everyone in the community will know about it.

"Hello, Auntie." Mo Yiyun, who knows this well, put on a flattering smile, "Xiaoyun, let's go to my parents' house for dinner again." Wu Du's grandma struck up a conversation with a smile, her grandson and Mo Yiyun's age match, It's just that she doesn't come to visit her very often, so Nai Wu Du is the most talkative among the grandmas, and she almost regards Mo Yiyun as her grandson, "This young man is good, he still visits his parents every day when he is so old. "

"To put it bluntly, it's just a rice bug. What's so good about it?" Zhang Dunai didn't take it seriously. Before her son married a wife, she went home for dinner every day. Going to my own mother, she called her mother old and wanted to return to her roots. I don't know if this is the reason why she is full of hostility towards young people who go home to eat.

"That's not what you said. How many young people nowadays are willing to see their parents' faces every day." Zhang Dunai, who was the youngest and only had a grandson not long ago, is the most enviable family. The son-in-law loves his daughter. She is filial to her mother, and takes the baby home for dinner every weekend.

"Xiaoyun, let's go, don't make parents wait." Jia Dunai, who just retired from the teaching position not long ago, will always play the role of a good old man, her slightly fat body is messy and cute in the summer wind.

Ask Mo Yiyun why he knows so much?The novel comes from life, of course you have to start to understand it from the people around you, he will not admit that it is because he is also a gossip.