What bad thoughts can the three fathers have?

In the end we didn't talk about anything.After Fu Heisher finished eating the apples, Fu Heijin Miki put away the plate and fork and went out and never came back. She should have gone straight to sleep.

But now, Chou Bao has already slept soundly in Fu Heisher's arms in Fu Hei Hui's bed.

——So how did things turn out like this?

Fu Heihui thought of it while lying on the floor.

He secretly took out his mobile phone and decided to go to the anonymous forum to hang up this unexpected guest.

The man's voice sounded hoarse: "Turn off the phone and sleep."

Fu Heihui jumped in fright, almost slipped his hand and smashed the phone on his face.He quietly sat up and glanced at the bed, Fu Heisher clearly did not open his eyes.

He couldn't help feeling that at times like this, the adults always seemed to have opened their eyes and knew everything.

Of course, except that the six eyes can really see.

Fu Heihui took another look at Choubao who was sleeping soundly, lay back sleepily, put away his phone, stared at the ceiling with his mouth pouted, and slandered, "Who is your real son?"

The boy tossed and turned, repeatedly picking up and putting down the phone.

——It’s so early, I can’t sleep.

The hour hand is about to point to 0 o'clock.

The bead curtain couldn't cover much light, and the slanting sun shining on the eyelids was too dazzling. The young man frowned, and his slender eyelashes trembled like wings.

Birds chirped, he turned lazily on the bed, muttered and hugged the soft pillow.

The pillow was soft and elastic, and the fluff once tickled his chin, and even called out to him: "Mum——"

……Um?

Mom what?

Fu Heihui opened his eyes, facing the ugly treasure with a few hairs on his head.

Cardiopulmonary Arrest.

Fu Heijin Miki did not wake him up for the first time, but let him sleep until noon.

Fu Heihui took off the toothpaste on tiptoe and began to brush her teeth.The curse spirit on his shoulder was obviously in a good mood, his head was shaking from side to side and couldn't relax at all.

He looked at Chou Bao with his toothbrush in his mouth, and asked hesitantly, "...do you want to brush your teeth?"

Chou Bao grinned, showing his beautiful gums: Do you think I have teeth?

Fu Heihui took out a bottle of non-alcoholic mouthwash from the drawer and said, "Open your mouth."

Ugly Bao opened his mouth obediently, and was poured a small cup of mouthwash into it.

Ugly treasure: "Gudong."

Fu Heihui:?

Fu Heihui just wanted to say something: "You——! Gudong."

...Accidentally swallowed toothpaste, a little disgusting.He puts on the pain mask and decides to finish brushing his teeth first.

So how did Gojo Satoru manage to talk so much with his toothbrush in his mouth every day?Is the strongest even brushing your teeth the strongest?

He hurriedly finished brushing, rinsed his mouth, and washed his face before he began to concentrate on educating Choubao.

"Listen, you can't drink this, you have to rinse it and spit it out. Can you rinse your mouth? Like this." Fu Heihui gurgled twice with his cheeks puffed up, demonstrated the movement of rinsing his mouth, and poured another small amount Chou Bao poured the cup into it, "Don't drink it this time. Follow me, Gulu Gulu Gulu."

Ugly Bao rinsed in a decent manner, stretched his body and hung over the sink: tui!

"Oh, you're so quick to learn, so good." Fu Heihui touched Choubao's head, looked at its satisfied expression, and unconsciously thought of the two jade dogs, as well as the knotweed Youren, and inexplicably had a feeling of " My child is just growing up" state of mind.

In fact, pets are quite alike, regardless of size.he thought happily.

At this time, Yuzu Yuren in the distance sneezed violently: "Ah-sneeze! Huh???"

"Ah, what an exaggerated sneeze hahahaha." Gojo Satoru turned around and asked him, "Have a cold?"

"No way? Grandpa always says I don't catch a cold because I'm an idiot." He replied obediently.

"Ah, yes—!" Gojo Satoru laughed heartlessly, not intending to correct him at all, "Keiya always says that about me! Then he'll say, 'The fact that I catch a cold is because I'm not stupid Evidence', haha, it is clearly due to poor physical fitness!"

"Hahaha, you seem to learn it well!" Knotabagi Yujin laughed loudly.

"That's right, like this!" Gojo Satoru grabbed his hair to make a silver sea urchin head, and put on a serious expression, "Teacher Gojo, put the socks in the laundry basket properly."

"Hahahahahaha, my grandpa often said that about me—"

One big and one small, the laughter is intertwined, crisp and melodious.

Fu Heihui: "Ah Choo!"

He sniffed and touched his forehead again: have a cold?Not so.Speaking of why he was suddenly confused and angry, this reaction that seemed to be engraved into his DNA was...

"Could it be that Mr. Wutiao is thinking of me...?" He muttered to himself, then shook his head to deny his conjecture, "No way, that person doesn't have such a free time. But why am I so angry for no apparent reason??"

Fu Heihui, correct answer.

Fu Heihui walked out of the room, and there was still omelet rice wrapped in plastic film on the table.

He looked at the man who was leisurely flipping through the newspaper: "Where's Tsumiki?"

Fuheshier turned over a page of the newspaper, and replied casually, "First say good morning."

Fu Heihui asked again: "Where's Jin Meiji?"

"Ah—it's really not cute at all." Fu Heisher folded the newspaper twice casually and threw it aside, "Who knows, I went out early in the morning, and I cooked the meal, so you can heat it up yourself .”

The boy rolled his eyes, and put the omelet rice in the microwave: "Don't talk about it, no matter how you look at it, it's all made by Tsumiji."

Fu Heisher rolled his eyes in the same style: "Tsk, you are very clever in this kind of place."

"What kind of place?"

Fu Heisher took a sip of water: "Some useless places."

"Tch." Fu Heihui gasped, "When are you planning to leave? Don't fight with Teacher Wutiao again and blow up the house here."

"...Hui, are you coming to your rebellious period?" Fu Heisher rubbed his chin.

Fu Heihui ignored Fu Heisher, but raised his head slightly to look at the warm light of the microwave oven.

"Although I said it yesterday, it's okay to say it again." Through the glass of the microwave oven, he could vaguely see the spinning omelet rice and his own blurred shadow, "If I shoot her, I will kill her!" about you."

"Ha." Fuheshier laughed jokingly, and put his elbow casually on his bent knee, "Then you have to become very strong."

"I will." He said firmly, "sooner or later."

Fu Heisher stared at the child for a while, then pretended not to care and said: "Hurry up and eat, I will take you out later."

The boy replied, "Where are you going?"

Fu Heisher said, "You just follow."

Fu Heihui refused, "I don't go with strangers."

"Hey, that's true." Fu Heisher deliberately used ambiguous words, "How about sharing the same bed with a stranger?"

It's okay if you don't mention it, but you will get angry if you mention it.Fu Heihui shouted angrily: "Who shared the bed with you? You stole my bed and my pillow. I'm on the ground!!! You share the bed with the curse spirit!"

—although in the end he woke up in bed.

Fu Heisher was disappointed and quiet for a moment, and said earnestly: "I hope you won't become a person who can't deceive women in the future, and smear my face."

What kind of petty skills do you want to teach me? I don't want to learn it.Fu Heihui decided to call Yaoyaoling.

Fu Heisher grabbed the ugly treasure who wanted to steal the omelet rice, and walked into the room.

"I have to fast-forward to my son's rebellious period." He put his hand into Ugly Treasure's mouth and scratched it, his hand was wet, "...why is it so wet??"

He took out "Father and Son, It's Better to Build a Brother's Friendship", the cover was still dripping.

Fu Heisher blinked in a daze, and an arsenal curse spirit could not drink water: "What did you drink? Why don't you say what did Hui give you to drink?"

Chou Bao grinned happily, showing his beautiful gums.

Fu Heisher sniffed it: "It doesn't smell like that either."

He thought for a while, then threw the book away, and picked up Ugly Treasure's mouth again: "Let me see if my weapon has suffered any damage. I don't use it every day. After I take it out, it will be bad if it is oxidized. The price is [-] million."

Fu Heihui had enough food and drink, opened the door, and saw all kinds of weapons filling the room, and Fu Heisher who was stabbing Choubao in the mouth with a knife.

silence.

Fuheshier: I have a bad feeling.

The boy immediately raised his hand: "Jade Dog!!! Bite him!!!"

Knew it.The man moved faster, grabbed the boy's hand to prevent it from forming a seal, and shouted: "What kind of dog are you!! That's what it's used for!!!"

The young man struggled and saw that the opponent was not moving at all, so he could only shout angrily: "Let go of me! I can't watch you bully it anymore!!"

Fu Heisher smiled and said, "Huh? You two have such a good relationship already?"

"Yu——No, you let me go?!" Fu Heihui was almost hanging on the opponent's hand, punching and kicking: What kind of strength is this? ?

Fu Heisher looked at the jumping boy and felt happy: "Hey, if I don't let it go, I won't let it go."

——Until the boy bit his own hand.

"I am the second Osong mouth!!"

"The evil is not a monk, the evil is not a monk (I don't loose, I don't loose)!!!"

Ugly Bao quietly crawled around on the ground, obediently swallowing expensive weapons all over the place like a snake.

After all, it bears too many burdens that it shouldn't bear at this age.it wants to.

When Fukurotsu Miki returned home, what he saw was a stinky boy with a Band-Aid on his face, and a stinky man with a row of teeth marks on his hands.

It's like withdrawing.she thinks.

"...What did you do?" She struggled for a moment, and finally decided to ask.

Fu Heisher complained quickly: "My son's rebellion broke my heart."

Fu Heihui was dumbfounded: "The villain sued first?!"

Fu Heisher laughed and said, "Hey, what a shame I am, you should tell her."

Just relying on me, you can't say that you abused Ugly Treasure——!Fu Heihui gritted his teeth and kicked the opponent.

Fu Heisher took the opportunity to point at the child: "Look, how rebellious he is."

The smell of omelet rice still lingered in the living room, Fukurotsu Miki said seriously: "Megumi, you can't do this."

Fu Heihui was extremely wronged: "I——!"

"Exercise vigorously right after eating, it is easy to accumulate food, which is not good for the stomach." Fukurotsu Miki added seriously.

So you are naturally black?

The kids are all strangers.

Fuheshier, pondering.