What bad thoughts can the three fathers have?
Chapter 7 Spit Your Fingers Out
Before going back, Grandpa Hu Zhang took his grandson to eat udon noodles.
Seeing the knotweed Youren was eating slowly, grandpa knotweed paused for a moment when sandwiching the noodles, and finally put down the chopsticks with a sigh.
"What's the matter, no appetite?" He tried to soften his voice, "Can you add a soft-boiled egg?"
The boy shook his head and looked at Udon with aggrieved look.
"If you have a frowning face, the noodles will become unpalatable." Grandpa Hu Zhang took a sip of tea and said patiently, "You child, teach me in a nice voice, and forget it when you turn around; be more ruthless, remember it. Still wronged."
Knotabagi Yuhito still shook his head: "No..."
"It's not nothing." Grandpa Hu Zhang rubbed his grandson's head, and said again, "Even if your physical fitness is outstanding among your peers, the essence of 'you are a child' will not change. You are still young and lack coping skills. What can I do if something happens?"
But Yuzu Yujin still shook his head, and interrupted before the old man spoke again: "I said, grandpa, can high blood pressure be cured?"
"Ah?" Grandpa Hu Zhang couldn't keep up with his grandson's jumping thinking, "What's wrong?"
With red eyes, the child took out the intact four-leaf clover from the pocket of the sweater, choked up and said, "Fu Hei and I finally found the four-leaf clover, I thought it could cure grandpa's high blood pressure...you said today that it can't be cured , I have been unable to ask, woo..."
Fuhei?Grandpa Knottoma cuspidatum recalled: Oh, it was the little sea urchin with white skin during the day.
"Didn't you say that four-leaf clover can make wishes come true?" The child was even more aggrieved as he spoke, tears dripping down his cheeks.
——So is it because of my high blood pressure that I wasted time?
Only then did Grandpa Hu Zhang understand why his grandson was sad all afternoon, and he took the four-leaf clover from the child's hand with a smile on his face, feeling warm in his heart.
"No wonder I think my high blood pressure is gone, thank you." He said with a smile.
The child wiped his tears with his sleeve, and retorted: "Liar, you just said that high blood pressure will never be cured for the rest of your life. You take a lot of medicine every morning. Dad said that the medicine is [-]% poisonous, and you take poison every day."
Grandpa Knotweed:? ? ? ?
"Just the four-leaf clover you gave me." Grandpa Knotweed rubbed his grandson's head hard, squinted his eyes and smiled, "Don't worry, there is no more effective medicine than this."
How can the grandson live up to his filial piety.
Grandpa Hu Zhang raised his hand and shouted: "Boss, add a soft-boiled egg for him."
Boss: "Alright—!"
Knotweed Yujin hiccupped: "Grandpa, I want to eat barbecued pork."
Pretty picky.Grandpa raised his hand again and shouted: "...Give him another portion of char siu!"
Boss: "Alright—!"
Knotabagi Yuhito wiped away his tears: "Grandpa, Yuban wants it too."
Grandpa poked his forehead: "You're never finished, aren't you? Don't push yourself too far, I warn you."
Knotabagi Youroto puffed out his cheeks and lowered his head, then secretly raised his eyes to look at his grandfather: "Hey."
hateful!Grandpa covered his chest and shouted: "Add two servings of fish board!!"
Boss: "Alright—!"
The four-leaf clover, which was temporarily placed on the table, leaned against the teacup.
Pet it, what else can I do.Grandpa frowned, but his eyes couldn't help but stick to the four-leaf clover, and the corners of his mouth secretly raised, thinking so.
That night, Knotabagi Yuren gave him another surprise.
Knotweed Wasuke was about to fall asleep, but he felt the little guy crawling under the covers.
The old man sighed helplessly, pulled off the quilt, and covered his grandson: "What are you trying to make trouble about? If you don't go to bed early, you will not grow taller."
Yuzu Yujin moved closer to his grandfather and said, "Oh, when it comes to height, let me tell you, grandpa, I always thought that height was determined by genes."
Knotweed Wasuke frowned uncomfortably: "Then what?"
"Grandpa is still too tender." Knotweed Yujin shook his index finger, "Actually, it's related to stress! I discussed it with Fu Hei today. The reason why people are not tall is because they were touched on the head when they were young. The evidence is dogs. , they can only crawl on four legs."
Japanese knotweed help:? ? ? ? ? ?
Where should I complain first.The old man was silent and thoughtful.
"I have another gift, which I actually picked up yesterday afternoon." Yujin Yuzhang took out a wooden box from his arms, pushed the lid off, and said, "Look, grandpa, the root of the wing is wrapped in bandages."
Knotweed Wasuke looked at the so-called "wing roots" expressionlessly—whether it was the note pasted on the wooden box or the paper tape wrapped around the "wing roots", they were all filled with words that would only appear in supernatural films. The twisted spell: "You boy, where did this come from, it seems too ominous."
And this thing, although it is a little unclear because it is wrapped with a paper tape, is it not so much a wing root, but a finger?Knotweed Wazuki frowned.
If you bluntly say that the severed finger may scare the child, it is best to fool it first, and he will secretly throw it away at noon tomorrow when the yang energy is at its peak.
When there was no response, the old man became more uneasy: "...don't eat it."
The child lay on his stomach and played with his fingers, his calf dangling: "Oh good! It was meant to be eaten by grandpa!"
"?? I don't want to eat?" The old man patted the child on the back, "Don't thump that foot, it's dusty."
Yuzu Yuhito put down his legs obediently: "Oh, good."
After all, it doesn't look like a living finger. It should be made by a second-year-old patient somewhere. The props are quite realistic.Japanese knotweed helps to think.
It was very late, the old man closed his eyes sleepily, and said, "Youren, put this thing on the balcony, wash your hands and go back to sleep."
The child blinked, took out his fingers and picked up the charm: "Don't you want it?"
"I got it."
The minute hand moves gradually, and the ticking of the second hand sounds rhythmically, like a lullaby.
The night was quiet and the temperature was pleasant, and the old man's consciousness gradually sank.
—Wait, it's too quiet.
The keen intuition of bringing a baby for many years made Katsuobu Wasuke suddenly open his eyes and look at his grandson.
Gudong.
Knotweed Wasuke: What was the sound just now, what was it?
Kunzhang Youroto shivered in shock, patted his chest and said, "You scared me, and I accidentally swallowed it. Yue, luckily I didn't choke."
Japanese knotweed asked, "What did you swallow?"
"Wing roots." Yuzu Yujin stuck out his tongue in distaste, and said inarticulately, "It's so good, this one is terrible. It should be fine if I didn't spit out the bones."
Sit up in shock while dying, your filial son and loving grandson will scare you to death.
"Youren!! Didn't I tell you not to eat it——!!!!!!"
In another place, Gojo Satoru was holding his mobile phone, whining and killing: "I said it all, Su Nuo's fingers are not there."
Yidizhi Jiegao's voice came weakly from the other side of the microphone: "But, but, the side of the window does mean putting your fingers there."
"Let me put it another way: the finger is taken away, and there is filth." Gojo Wu stepped on the back of the first-level curse spirit with his left foot, and flicked a second-level curse spirit away with a wave of his hand, not very happy He said, "The seal can last about ten years, and I don't know why I'm in a hurry, so I was asked to pick it up. In short, the upper floor and the window should be very clear. I don't have time to 'treasure hunt' along the filth. , you can report it like this."
"The report did not mention that the seal can last for ten years." Yidizhi Jiegao turned over a page of materials, "I understand the situation. There are many tasks recently, so I'm sorry."
"It's okay, I'll be on the way anyway." Wutiao Wu kicked the curse spirit who rushed up, "Then I'll hang up—"
The sudden burst of powerful spell power in the distance made Wujo Wu's words pause: "Wait a minute, Yidizhi."
"What's the matter, Mr. Gojo?"
Gojo Satoru kicked away the first-level curse spirit that was struggling under his feet, and pulled off the blindfold. Even though the tent was dark and dark, his six eyes were still bright and flawless.
There is no time.As he thought about it, he shot out "He" from his fingertips, and in the blink of an eye, the few remaining curse spirits had been eliminated.
"I seem to have found Su Nuo's fingers," he said.
"Hahahahaha, hahahahaha!"
Knotweed Wasuke looked at his laughing grandson expressionlessly.
"Even if it's late at night, it's still as bright as day. I will be alone and wash the world with blood!!" The two-faced Su Nuo took a deep breath almost greedily, "Huh—this era is really good. Where are the women? Where are the children? Give me all of them! !"
He looked at the face of the old man who was turned upside down in front of him, and said with a sneer, "I really don't know the heights of heaven and earth, are you tired of work, old man? How dare you stand on your head...huh?"
This feeling of brain congestion seems to be standing on his head.He glanced sideways and just saw the mirror - the old man was grabbing the little boy's ankle and lifting him upside down on the toilet.
"I can't vomit even if I induce vomiting..." The old man shook the child up and down hesitantly, and muttered to himself with complicated emotions, "I don't know if the emergency department can treat it."
Su Nuo's eyes narrowed dangerously.
"Give me back my body."
Two-faced Su Nuo was taken aback when he heard the sound, he didn't expect that the original owner's mental strength was so huge that he could compete with him.
"Hoo—" he sighed, looking at the mirror with mixed feelings.
Good guy.
The child was actually myself.
"Ah." Knotabagi Yujin blinked, patted his face, "He's gone."
"What crazy words are you talking about?" Knotabazu Wasuke shook his grandson again, "Do you want to vomit? You vomit quickly."
"Grandpa, it's too late, I've digested it." Knotabagi Yujin exerted force on his abdomen, and easily did an upside down crunch, "My head is congested, I'll take a break."
Japanese knotweed help:? ? ?
People and people's physical fitness really cannot be generalized.
At this time, in the Wutiao family, Fu Hei and his son faced each other.
Fu Heisher squatted on the window sill, smiled evilly and said, "I've caught you, Hui."
Just as he was about to jump in, a copy of the "Mandarin Dictionary of Mandarin" was thrown in the face.
Fu Heihui almost exploded, and shouted angrily: "Take off your shoes!!!"
Is there a problem with this child's safety awareness?
Fu Heisher casually threw the "Guoyu Dadian" back, and while sitting on the edge of the window taking off his shoes, he had deep doubts about Wujo Wu's education.
The "Dictionary of Mandarin" was firmly caught by Fu Heihui, and put back in the bookcase.
—It was the thickest book he could find.
Putting the shoes aside after jumping into the house, Fuheshier thought about the contents of the book.
First, spend more time with your children.
Second, lead by example and set a good example for your children.
Third, if you want to amuse your children, you can use animals to please them.
It's already ten o'clock in the evening, and it's time for good children to go to bed, otherwise it will affect their development.
So, he put the ugly treasure in Fu Heihui's arms, got into Fu Heihui's bed, and then put it on Fu Heihui's pillow.
"Good night."
"Get out!!!!!!!!!"
Seeing the knotweed Youren was eating slowly, grandpa knotweed paused for a moment when sandwiching the noodles, and finally put down the chopsticks with a sigh.
"What's the matter, no appetite?" He tried to soften his voice, "Can you add a soft-boiled egg?"
The boy shook his head and looked at Udon with aggrieved look.
"If you have a frowning face, the noodles will become unpalatable." Grandpa Hu Zhang took a sip of tea and said patiently, "You child, teach me in a nice voice, and forget it when you turn around; be more ruthless, remember it. Still wronged."
Knotabagi Yuhito still shook his head: "No..."
"It's not nothing." Grandpa Hu Zhang rubbed his grandson's head, and said again, "Even if your physical fitness is outstanding among your peers, the essence of 'you are a child' will not change. You are still young and lack coping skills. What can I do if something happens?"
But Yuzu Yujin still shook his head, and interrupted before the old man spoke again: "I said, grandpa, can high blood pressure be cured?"
"Ah?" Grandpa Hu Zhang couldn't keep up with his grandson's jumping thinking, "What's wrong?"
With red eyes, the child took out the intact four-leaf clover from the pocket of the sweater, choked up and said, "Fu Hei and I finally found the four-leaf clover, I thought it could cure grandpa's high blood pressure...you said today that it can't be cured , I have been unable to ask, woo..."
Fuhei?Grandpa Knottoma cuspidatum recalled: Oh, it was the little sea urchin with white skin during the day.
"Didn't you say that four-leaf clover can make wishes come true?" The child was even more aggrieved as he spoke, tears dripping down his cheeks.
——So is it because of my high blood pressure that I wasted time?
Only then did Grandpa Hu Zhang understand why his grandson was sad all afternoon, and he took the four-leaf clover from the child's hand with a smile on his face, feeling warm in his heart.
"No wonder I think my high blood pressure is gone, thank you." He said with a smile.
The child wiped his tears with his sleeve, and retorted: "Liar, you just said that high blood pressure will never be cured for the rest of your life. You take a lot of medicine every morning. Dad said that the medicine is [-]% poisonous, and you take poison every day."
Grandpa Knotweed:? ? ? ?
"Just the four-leaf clover you gave me." Grandpa Knotweed rubbed his grandson's head hard, squinted his eyes and smiled, "Don't worry, there is no more effective medicine than this."
How can the grandson live up to his filial piety.
Grandpa Hu Zhang raised his hand and shouted: "Boss, add a soft-boiled egg for him."
Boss: "Alright—!"
Knotweed Yujin hiccupped: "Grandpa, I want to eat barbecued pork."
Pretty picky.Grandpa raised his hand again and shouted: "...Give him another portion of char siu!"
Boss: "Alright—!"
Knotabagi Yuhito wiped away his tears: "Grandpa, Yuban wants it too."
Grandpa poked his forehead: "You're never finished, aren't you? Don't push yourself too far, I warn you."
Knotabagi Youroto puffed out his cheeks and lowered his head, then secretly raised his eyes to look at his grandfather: "Hey."
hateful!Grandpa covered his chest and shouted: "Add two servings of fish board!!"
Boss: "Alright—!"
The four-leaf clover, which was temporarily placed on the table, leaned against the teacup.
Pet it, what else can I do.Grandpa frowned, but his eyes couldn't help but stick to the four-leaf clover, and the corners of his mouth secretly raised, thinking so.
That night, Knotabagi Yuren gave him another surprise.
Knotweed Wasuke was about to fall asleep, but he felt the little guy crawling under the covers.
The old man sighed helplessly, pulled off the quilt, and covered his grandson: "What are you trying to make trouble about? If you don't go to bed early, you will not grow taller."
Yuzu Yujin moved closer to his grandfather and said, "Oh, when it comes to height, let me tell you, grandpa, I always thought that height was determined by genes."
Knotweed Wasuke frowned uncomfortably: "Then what?"
"Grandpa is still too tender." Knotweed Yujin shook his index finger, "Actually, it's related to stress! I discussed it with Fu Hei today. The reason why people are not tall is because they were touched on the head when they were young. The evidence is dogs. , they can only crawl on four legs."
Japanese knotweed help:? ? ? ? ? ?
Where should I complain first.The old man was silent and thoughtful.
"I have another gift, which I actually picked up yesterday afternoon." Yujin Yuzhang took out a wooden box from his arms, pushed the lid off, and said, "Look, grandpa, the root of the wing is wrapped in bandages."
Knotweed Wasuke looked at the so-called "wing roots" expressionlessly—whether it was the note pasted on the wooden box or the paper tape wrapped around the "wing roots", they were all filled with words that would only appear in supernatural films. The twisted spell: "You boy, where did this come from, it seems too ominous."
And this thing, although it is a little unclear because it is wrapped with a paper tape, is it not so much a wing root, but a finger?Knotweed Wazuki frowned.
If you bluntly say that the severed finger may scare the child, it is best to fool it first, and he will secretly throw it away at noon tomorrow when the yang energy is at its peak.
When there was no response, the old man became more uneasy: "...don't eat it."
The child lay on his stomach and played with his fingers, his calf dangling: "Oh good! It was meant to be eaten by grandpa!"
"?? I don't want to eat?" The old man patted the child on the back, "Don't thump that foot, it's dusty."
Yuzu Yuhito put down his legs obediently: "Oh, good."
After all, it doesn't look like a living finger. It should be made by a second-year-old patient somewhere. The props are quite realistic.Japanese knotweed helps to think.
It was very late, the old man closed his eyes sleepily, and said, "Youren, put this thing on the balcony, wash your hands and go back to sleep."
The child blinked, took out his fingers and picked up the charm: "Don't you want it?"
"I got it."
The minute hand moves gradually, and the ticking of the second hand sounds rhythmically, like a lullaby.
The night was quiet and the temperature was pleasant, and the old man's consciousness gradually sank.
—Wait, it's too quiet.
The keen intuition of bringing a baby for many years made Katsuobu Wasuke suddenly open his eyes and look at his grandson.
Gudong.
Knotweed Wasuke: What was the sound just now, what was it?
Kunzhang Youroto shivered in shock, patted his chest and said, "You scared me, and I accidentally swallowed it. Yue, luckily I didn't choke."
Japanese knotweed asked, "What did you swallow?"
"Wing roots." Yuzu Yujin stuck out his tongue in distaste, and said inarticulately, "It's so good, this one is terrible. It should be fine if I didn't spit out the bones."
Sit up in shock while dying, your filial son and loving grandson will scare you to death.
"Youren!! Didn't I tell you not to eat it——!!!!!!"
In another place, Gojo Satoru was holding his mobile phone, whining and killing: "I said it all, Su Nuo's fingers are not there."
Yidizhi Jiegao's voice came weakly from the other side of the microphone: "But, but, the side of the window does mean putting your fingers there."
"Let me put it another way: the finger is taken away, and there is filth." Gojo Wu stepped on the back of the first-level curse spirit with his left foot, and flicked a second-level curse spirit away with a wave of his hand, not very happy He said, "The seal can last about ten years, and I don't know why I'm in a hurry, so I was asked to pick it up. In short, the upper floor and the window should be very clear. I don't have time to 'treasure hunt' along the filth. , you can report it like this."
"The report did not mention that the seal can last for ten years." Yidizhi Jiegao turned over a page of materials, "I understand the situation. There are many tasks recently, so I'm sorry."
"It's okay, I'll be on the way anyway." Wutiao Wu kicked the curse spirit who rushed up, "Then I'll hang up—"
The sudden burst of powerful spell power in the distance made Wujo Wu's words pause: "Wait a minute, Yidizhi."
"What's the matter, Mr. Gojo?"
Gojo Satoru kicked away the first-level curse spirit that was struggling under his feet, and pulled off the blindfold. Even though the tent was dark and dark, his six eyes were still bright and flawless.
There is no time.As he thought about it, he shot out "He" from his fingertips, and in the blink of an eye, the few remaining curse spirits had been eliminated.
"I seem to have found Su Nuo's fingers," he said.
"Hahahahaha, hahahahaha!"
Knotweed Wasuke looked at his laughing grandson expressionlessly.
"Even if it's late at night, it's still as bright as day. I will be alone and wash the world with blood!!" The two-faced Su Nuo took a deep breath almost greedily, "Huh—this era is really good. Where are the women? Where are the children? Give me all of them! !"
He looked at the face of the old man who was turned upside down in front of him, and said with a sneer, "I really don't know the heights of heaven and earth, are you tired of work, old man? How dare you stand on your head...huh?"
This feeling of brain congestion seems to be standing on his head.He glanced sideways and just saw the mirror - the old man was grabbing the little boy's ankle and lifting him upside down on the toilet.
"I can't vomit even if I induce vomiting..." The old man shook the child up and down hesitantly, and muttered to himself with complicated emotions, "I don't know if the emergency department can treat it."
Su Nuo's eyes narrowed dangerously.
"Give me back my body."
Two-faced Su Nuo was taken aback when he heard the sound, he didn't expect that the original owner's mental strength was so huge that he could compete with him.
"Hoo—" he sighed, looking at the mirror with mixed feelings.
Good guy.
The child was actually myself.
"Ah." Knotabagi Yujin blinked, patted his face, "He's gone."
"What crazy words are you talking about?" Knotabazu Wasuke shook his grandson again, "Do you want to vomit? You vomit quickly."
"Grandpa, it's too late, I've digested it." Knotabagi Yujin exerted force on his abdomen, and easily did an upside down crunch, "My head is congested, I'll take a break."
Japanese knotweed help:? ? ?
People and people's physical fitness really cannot be generalized.
At this time, in the Wutiao family, Fu Hei and his son faced each other.
Fu Heisher squatted on the window sill, smiled evilly and said, "I've caught you, Hui."
Just as he was about to jump in, a copy of the "Mandarin Dictionary of Mandarin" was thrown in the face.
Fu Heihui almost exploded, and shouted angrily: "Take off your shoes!!!"
Is there a problem with this child's safety awareness?
Fu Heisher casually threw the "Guoyu Dadian" back, and while sitting on the edge of the window taking off his shoes, he had deep doubts about Wujo Wu's education.
The "Dictionary of Mandarin" was firmly caught by Fu Heihui, and put back in the bookcase.
—It was the thickest book he could find.
Putting the shoes aside after jumping into the house, Fuheshier thought about the contents of the book.
First, spend more time with your children.
Second, lead by example and set a good example for your children.
Third, if you want to amuse your children, you can use animals to please them.
It's already ten o'clock in the evening, and it's time for good children to go to bed, otherwise it will affect their development.
So, he put the ugly treasure in Fu Heihui's arms, got into Fu Heihui's bed, and then put it on Fu Heihui's pillow.
"Good night."
"Get out!!!!!!!!!"
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