What bad thoughts can the three fathers have?

"Are you sure?" Fu Heihui stood at the door of the haunted house and asked again, "Are you sure you want to come in here?"

Fu Heisher glanced at his phone, and on the screen was a post he had posted on an anonymous forum in advance, which was full of strategies for raising a baby during the summer vacation shared by well-meaning people.

He thought that since he could use his mobile phone to take orders, and the authenticity was good, it proved that the strategy of bringing a baby is almost credible.

So he replied firmly: "Yeah."

"Us?? Come in here?"

"Ah."

Fu Heisher may have forgotten that in the astral body incident, the false mission he sent with his mobile phone not only killed some curse masters, but also almost killed himself and Gojo Satoru.

——Internet information is mixed, true and false, so be careful when receiving it.

The clerk stood behind the front desk and said with an embarrassed smile: "We only have horror-oriented adults here, and no horror-oriented children... Is it inappropriate to bring children?"

"It's quite suitable." Fuheshier took out the savings card and put it on the table, "Two people."

It was written at the door of their store that "accompanied by adults, children over 1 meters tall can enter", and Fu Heihui obviously exceeded this value.

The clerk picked up the card and said with a dry smile, "Well, due to cost issues such as handling fees, we prefer customers to pay in cash."

"Huh?" Fu Heisher tapped the front desk casually with his fingers, with a rather bad expression on his face, "I don't have cash."

The clerk took a step back and said tremblingly, "Then... ok. Please wait a moment."

Fu Heihui was very clever, tugged Fu Heshier's wrist, and when the latter bent down, he whispered in his ear and asked, "Where did the curse master get the credit card!"

Fuheshier replied in a low voice: "It's a savings card, and why can't a curse master have a credit card."

Fu Heihui was suddenly alert, and stared fiercely at the other party: "You can't steal it."

"This is my money." Fu Heisher said speechlessly, "How desolate am I in your eyes?"

Fu Heihui asked him suspiciously: "Really? Are you thinking of selling me again and asking the other party to pay the deposit in advance?"

Fu Heisher rolled his eyes, slapped his son on the back of the head, stood up and said, "Stop looking down on people."

How can I ask for a deposit? I must ask the other party to pay the full amount in advance.

Fu Heisher, he is still strong when he is unreasonable.

Of course, wanting to sell a baby to a family in the Buddhist monastery was a thing of the past.

Certainly not for sale now.

No wonder this haunted house is so cheap.Fuhesher avoided the red glowing skeleton with some disgust.

One commented that "Take the children to a haunted house" is not only a good choice for enjoying the cool air in midsummer, but also a clever way to show children the sedate charm of adults.The premise is that you can't be afraid of ghosts, and you have to hold the child in your arms before the child is too scared to cry, and then quickly clear the level.

He balanced the price-performance ratio and felt that it was practical, so he brought Fu Heihui here.

But with this little effect, even the curse spirit doesn't bother to enter, can it really make the child feel trustworthy?

It's too childish, it doesn't make sense at all.Fu Heisher sneered while deliberately triggering all mechanisms.

"It's not as fun as a level four spell spirit." He mocked.

There was a protruding switch on the front, and he couldn't help sighing, these mechanisms were too obvious.

Adhering to the spirit of "it's coming, it's a waste to miss it", Fu Heisher stepped on it without hesitation, and a puppet dressed as a female ghost fell from the top of his head—just behind him.

"Hey!" "Plop."

"Is this mechanism installed in the wrong place? Show someone over the back of your head. Isn't that right, Hui?" Fu Heisher turned around, avoiding the doll in disgust, and waved the flying dust that fell together.

There was no answer for a long time, and then he realized that the child had been quiet all the way, and when he took a closer look, the boy had long since disappeared: "...Hui?"

Speaking of which, did he hear someone yelling "Hey" just now?

The haunted house was too dark, and there were too many blind spots, Fu Heisher frowned a little irritably.

He is sure that there is no curse spirit here, but looking at Japan, who else can steal the boy who is so close to him without his eyes?

What's more, that boy is still a talented little magician?

He is not a person who would scare himself, but now, apart from being uneasy, he became very angry.

Dare to rob someone right in front of my eyes?Is it not good to live?

He took a step forward and shouted loudly: "Hui!!"

Someone grabbed his ankle suddenly, his eyes froze, and his fist slammed at the shadow that stretched out his hand——

--Um?shadow?

He braked suddenly, the wind of his fist was bounced back by the floor, raising some messy forehead hair.

He looked at the shadow with a subtle expression, the thin and pale arms protruding from the shadow, and the hand holding his ankle was even cutely small.

"……benefit?"

"Grumble rumble..."

"...Can't you come out?"

"Grumbler rumbler..."

Fu Heisher squatted down, reached into the shadow with one hand and rummaged through it, caught a furry thing, pulled it out, and fished out a rabbit.

He put the rabbit aside expressionlessly, then dug out again, and caught a jade dog, which was almost bitten.

The shadow squirmed more and more fiercely, and he could feel Fu Heihui's rising anger across the dimension.

"I know, I know, I don't want to play anymore. Aren't you afraid that your arm will be dislocated by me?" Fu Heisher groped down the boy's arm, and then he found the back collar and lifted him out.

"So?" Fu Heisher asked with a complicated mood, "How did you fall into your own shadow? The heir of the ten shadow spells?"

Who knew, the puppet was so realistic that I was taken aback and fell into it.

Fu Heihui turned his head away stiffly: "I don't know, it's so real, it's scary, it's gone..."

"What's wrong with the language center? Why can't you just jump out word by word?" Fu Heisher couldn't laugh or cry, and hugged the young boy with one hand, "Can you do it, you, aren't you afraid of the curse spirit?"

The young man shouted angrily, "Who's scared!"

"...Then why don't you hug my head, I can't see the way."

Fu Heihui ate dessert and secretly looked at each other.

He thought he would be laughed at by Fu Heisher for a whole year, but he didn't expect that the other party just brought him to such a pink and pink dessert shop.

This store looks like an online celebrity store at first glance, there is a bubble machine at the door, and there are various colorful ball decorations in the store.

Fu Heisher should have done a lot of research in advance, otherwise, it might be impossible to come into contact with this kind of shop that is incompatible with his atmosphere once in this life.

There is also a mecha figure on the table, most children would like it, this kind of shop - except for him.

After all, who would have thought that children in the second grade of elementary school would like to eat dishes with ginger.Fu Heihui gnawed a mouthful of the terribly sweet Parfait expressionlessly.

He heard Fu Heisher's "ah", and looked at the other party inexplicably, and the other party hesitated: "Eat slowly, too...what's the matter?"

It's quite like memorizing a text.

The man lowered his head and flipped through his phone in the middle of the conversation. After a while, he said to him dryly with a distorted expression, as if he was reading a text: "Eat slowly, it's too cold and it's easy to get a headache."

Fu Heihui was dumbfounded, and almost poked a spoon on his nose: "...Okay, okay."

Speaking of this man, even though the way of taking care of children is obviously rusty, he is really good to him.

Where did he learn these things.Fu Heihui thought for a while, but did not come to a conclusion.

After about 20 seconds, Fuheshier's patience seemed to have bottomed out: "The powder makes my eyes hurt, eat it quickly."

Fu Heihui:?What did you just say? ?Do you want me to eat slowly?

Naturally rebellious, Fu Heihui slowly ate a piece of biscuit on the parfait, and when he met the man's eyes, he took a big mouthful of ice cream, just like a squirrel.

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Fu Heisher saw it, and said awkwardly: "...There is no need to be so anxious."

Fu Heihui was at a loss holding the spoon:? ?What do you want from me?How much should I scoop with this spoon?

—Hiss, my teeth.

Buffy was terribly cold, and his teeth were so sore. He covered his mouth, hoping that the inside of his mouth would warm up quickly, and then he heard the other party scratching his head and groaning fiercely: "It's so troublesome to look after children."

Fu Heihui almost choked, and hurriedly thumped his chest: You said it in front of my face?

The man whispered again: "It's really not suitable for me."

Fu Heihui recalled the pigeon he met in the sky just now, and nodded quietly: It's hard to disagree.

He rubbed his temples that were swollen and sore from the cold: "You don't want to eat?"

The sun is very strong outside, and the air conditioner in the store is sufficient, so sitting is still comfortable.

Since pretending to be pink and tender is uncomfortable, Fu Heisher simply couldn't see it, closed his eyes and yawned, saying, "I don't like sweets, you should eat them quickly."

So Fu Heihui could only quietly bury his head in hard work, thinking: Coincidentally, I am the same.

At this moment, the two strange JK hugged each other, stomped their feet playfully, and bit their ears wildly at them.

"No, what are you doing, those two father and son are too cute!!"

"Really, oh my god, father-son outfit, so cute!!"

"Wait a minute, isn't the child's father's clothes too small...?"

"What do you know, being able to see muscle lines is already the highest gift he can give."

what.

When Fu Heihui and Fu Heisher heard this, they recalled belatedly.

They were still wearing that damn father-son outfit.

Fu Heisher stared out of the window blankly, and said, "Hurry up and go back after eating."

"Well, then help me eat something." Fu Heihui handed over a spoon.

The man took it over: "Yes."

Fu Hei and his son reached a consensus in a rare way.

Bow your head and eat hard.

Fu Heisher didn't go back to Wutiao's house, but just dropped off the child and left.

Fu Heihui walked into the room wearily, and raised his voice and said, "I'm back."

Fukurotsu Miki wiped the water stains from her hands, ran out of the kitchen, and said, "Welcome back—have you enjoyed yourself?"

"It's okay." Fu Heihui lowered his head and saw two pairs of shoes, one big and one small, that came out of the entrance, and asked, "Teacher Wu Tiao is back? Did you bring someone here?"

"Yes! It is said that there is a kid who is going to stay at Wutiao's house temporarily during the summer vacation. He is in the same grade as you." The girl said happily, "He is teaching me how to make meatballs in the kitchen!"

Fu Heihui walked towards the kitchen and saw a boy of the same age with pink hair.

He blinked and said in disbelief, "Knotweed?"

"Yo, Fuhei." Knotabagi Yujin greeted him cheerfully with flour still on his face, "What a coincidence!"

"Hee hee, here comes another fresh food."

Fu Heihui saw the knotweed Yuren and immediately slapped her mouth on the cheek.

The two teenagers didn't know what expression to put on for a moment.