Fantasy boyfriend [Comprehensive]

"If there is any situation, call me immediately, and I will come over immediately. Don't trust strangers or people you think are strange, there are always... people, or something, that will hurt people. Don't trust others easily."

"You have really become a lot more reliable."

Morikawa wanted to feel that Natsume seemed to think that he was a minor who couldn't take care of himself, and he explained the precautions over and over again, and he was still very worried when he left.

Probably because she really cared about Gua Tai's entrustment.

"It's the Holy Mother."

No, I'm not, I'm not.

It's your situation that is too worrying, and Natsume's silent rebuttal is not convincing.

The old house next door is the Nura family. They are locals of Ukiyo-e Town. They lived together for three generations. I heard that the head of the family died young. Now the child is in high school. , is an octogenarian, with a strange head shape that is impressive.

The most important thing is that their house has a very beautiful cherry tree, and the top of the cherry tree can still be seen through the wall. It is already the season when the cherry blossoms are blooming outside, but you can still see large pink cherry blossoms like rosy clouds , Even at night, it glows with bright red fluorescence, which is very beautiful.

"What a beautiful cherry blossom."

Just such a sentence, Kaname Morikawa was invited to the next door through the wall, and the lady who loves to laugh was particularly unguarded.The empty mansion just invites strangers in.

"Although there seems to be no one, there is actually nothing missing. If there is any need, someone will come to help." Mrs. Wakana's leisurely demeanor proves her life, "Although it is a bit embarrassing to say, but my husband The people he left behind are very reliable. What do you want? Do you live here alone?"

"Yes, for work." Morikawa politely replied with an excuse, which is also part of the real reason, "Because there are some investigations that require knowledge of monsters, so I came here. I heard that there is information about this aspect here. There are many."

But in reality it was just a lottery.

"monster?"

"Yeah, people are always interested in what isn't there, and it's very popular now."

"Really? Can you see monsters?"

Morikawa couldn't tell what the meaning of Mrs. Wakana's expression was, but she was attracted by the things under her feet.

A small wine glass ran out from under the wooden boards under the entrance with long legs. Morikawa stared at it and ran out until it turned around and found that Morikawa was staring at it, and fell to the ground with a slap, as if again Turned into a wine glass without legs.

The strange feeling came again.

Was it brought by the old house?Morikawa finally asked Mrs. Wakana after chatting a few words, "Can you see it? Does it really exist? Speaking of which, have you seen that?" He added hesitantly, "It seems that I saw it running there just now. to the side."

I don't know if Mrs. Wakana really saw what Morikawa was pointing at, "This is an old house, do you know that some things will have a soul after a long time? I heard that many old objects have fusangshen." Then suddenly realized, "Ah, that wine glass, Dad has been looking for it for a long time, so I forgot it is here."

So, is this Fu Sangshen or your old man's lost wine glass?

The mansion of Nuliang’s family is still very good. Not to mention the beautiful cherry blossoms, I only saw a wine glass suspected to be Fusangshen in the afternoon, and an idea of ​​Fusangshen also appeared in my heart. She is not a standard housewife like she seems, but she is also very knowledgeable about monsters unexpectedly, and can tell some monster stories that Morikawa thinks are very interesting, but there are some specific ones but can't tell clearly.

But ghost stories without beginning and end are interesting, and now all kinds of stories full of designs are extremely ingenious. If the same is true for monsters, is there any difference between them and humans?

Today's Morikawa still insists on having no ghosts and gods.

It was precisely because of Mrs. Wakaca's afternoon tea that even the old man next door broke into the house, and it was difficult to call the police.

"If you like food so much, old man, I can give you a gift from my son when he comes back next time, but if you show up like this again, then I have no choice but to call the police."

Morikawa wants to ridicule, she is not a good talker, and being polite to a friendly person like Wakana is her limit now, not to mention being invaded by a neighbor's old man in a single woman's apartment, it sounds like the prelude to a horror movie.

"Ah, shouldn't it be a single girl?" The old man from Nuliang's family is small and thin, with a strangely long skull and a special long skull.

It is somewhat like the color of "ancestors" written by Junji Ito.Of course, it's not that scary.

"I know so much, even if it's an old man, I'm going to call the police."

Morikawa’s tone was not threatening, and he couldn’t be polite to the old man. After all, no one could face a stranger who suddenly appeared in his house, but such an old man who was eating was really uncomfortable. Too threatening.

Morikawa only found out during the work breaks that there was an extra old man next door in the place where the gifts sent by Mrs. Gua were, and he was eating local specialties with relish, and there was tea on the side, very contented, watching work Mori Chuan, who was so angry with his brain, was even more angry, not to mention being polite. It is rare to remember that this is the old man next door.

"Don't be angry, try this rice cake is also delicious." The old man took out the baked hot rice cake to entertain Morikawa like a master.

It's even more thoughtful than Morikawa asking to entertain others by himself!

Not to mention the grilled taste is actually pretty good.

Morikawa also sat down and began to eat, stuffing the food into his mouth quickly, no matter what he said, this is his own home, and he loses if he is taken first by others.

"Hey little girl, don't treat the old man too much, you have never grabbed food from me in your life."

"Ha! This is still my house!"

"I only want to eat it from someone else's house, otherwise I will be ashamed of my name as a slippery ghost."

"Slippery? You're really a slicker who sneaks up and eats other people's food while I'm busy with work!"

"I've run out of specialties, and next time someone comes, I won't have anything to treat." Morikawa wanted to eat until he was full, rubbing his hand on his forehead, until finally he remembered that this was something from his own home, no matter how much he would suffer if he competed with him for food. myself.

"Haha, next time I'll bring you some special products. The wine made by civet cats in Shikoku is very fragrant."

"Thank you, forget it." Morikawa waved his hand, "It doesn't matter if you don't give them, they are all annoying customers anyway, and they are no different from you. Just don't come next time."

"The little girl is so uncute."

"Humph."

Kaname Morikawa, who was full of wine and food, and bickering with the old man, came up with inspiration again. He continued to flip through the general materials and read the monster language, but he didn't have any specific inspiration.

There is a saying in the legend that the slippery ghost is a declining god-the guest god, who originally placed flowers and offerings on the god's table to entertain, and would protect the enshrined family, but as time went by, people This custom is lost, and slippery ghosts degenerate into monsters who steal food according to word of mouth.

If there is a setting for the gods who can protect people——

"Oh, God? It's so flattering." The old man's words suddenly interrupted Morikawa Kaname's train of thought, and as soon as he turned around, he saw the old man's old face leaning against the side and staring at Morikawa Kaname's pocket book.

— like a pervert!

"What's the point? I'm just writing an idea, it's just an idea of ​​work, not about you."

Is this old man a dramatist? Add drama to yourself.

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, this idea is very good and very interesting." The old man smiled at Morikawa, and Morikawa felt that he was more like a pervert.

But generally speaking, he's a good guy.

"What's so interesting? Few people would like this kind of setting." Morikawa wanted to close his account, and his work was only for money. Playing games, but unable to make a living, so I had to go out to work.

It is also for Mr. A.

Morikawa got up and packed up the messy box of special products.

"If you praise the slippery ghost like this, I have to figure it out.

Girl, your situation is not very good. "

"Yeah yeah"

It is impossible to work part-time. It is impossible to earn a lot of money in this life. Only in this way can we make a living. It is better to have a boyfriend. He is handsome and good-spoken. I like Mr. A the most!

Mr. A can't find it again, it's really - there's nothing worse than this!

"Do you know Onmyoji?"

"Garbage games, ruin my youth, my energy, and my money!"

"???"

"This game has no SSR at all!!"

"What?"

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Note: Junji Ito is awesome!

☆, Onmyoji

"Hello, this is XX Onmyoji Customer Service. Congratulations on winning the title of Great African Onmyoji. Puff—cough, thank you for your support. What do you think?"

"I am XXXX! There is no SSR in this game at all! You guys are fraudulent! I want to sue you! Withdraw authorization!!"

Great African Onmyoji, Moon Sees Darkness!

Yuino Haru's clear face can't hide his African blood, what SSR, there is no SSR in this game!

And what the hell is this XX company, who actually called to ask how it feels, his uncle, he wants to dismantle it!Withdraw all the authorizations, vote for my sister's TV station as sponsors and don't give it to these idiots!

On the Yinyangliao channel, the salted fish who usually only call 666 are all hahaha at the moment.

'Hahahahaha, never seen a black frame. '

'Damn it, the boss!It cost tens of thousands of krypton, but hahahahaha, the purebred Africans did not run away! '

'See Africa'

What kind of shit is he meowing? Do you understand this is practice? This is the practice of a great onmyoji. If you don’t break through yourself, how can you protect everyone!

Onmyoji is a magic stick. With the popularization of modern atheism, in the kingdom of gods that originally claimed to have 800 million gods, all occupations on the mysterious side quickly fell from the altar.

In order to reverse the impact of atheism on Yin and Yang, the Yin Yang Hall gives green light to various cultural promotion industries and policies every year, and even endorses some industries, such as a certain popular game. There is nothing to do about it Most of the people trained under atheism believe that Yin Yang Office is a place to raise idlers. The proposal to jointly abolish Yin Yang Office on the municipal website has been competing with the unreasonable establishment of the Ministry of Health, Welfare and Criminal Affairs Office. Both were voted for. He hung up the lawsuit.

Yukino Seimei is the head of the Onmyoji Department, and the name in ancient times is the contemporary Yinyang head, the most outstanding among the Yin-Yang heads of all dynasties.

And he is a very young person. The endorsement of a certain game was approved by him at the beginning, believing that this kind of mobile game that beautifies monsters and weakens Onmyoji can attract young people and can play a role in publicity.

And when everyone opposed it, thinking that the transformation of monsters would inevitably cause some monsters to attack, he dared to authorize his name as the name of the protagonist of the game to protect the game, he was a visionary and courageous person.

After this game became popular, the name Qingming is not only a great onmyoji known to onmyojis, but also a great onmyoji that ordinary people can name the XX Qingming after the magic reform.

but--

However, even if it is a great onmyoji who really has many shikigami more powerful than SSR - it is also a great African onmyoji.

There is nothing wrong with R-rank God of War galloping in the arena.

Adhering to the belief of Onmyoji, and wearing Yuejianhei's head frame brightly!

So even if you have brushed no fewer than five or six hundred games of Yuhun, you haven't even brushed out a six-star critical damage speed. In the past, a team of salted fish was pulled out from the office and called 666, and he made Haifangzhu Sweeping Soul Ten.

Today, there is no salted fish in Laliao, but a random queue.

'You are poisonous! If you don't bring a dog, you don't have to bring a salted fish! ? '

'Why can you call Seimei?How early to enter the service? '

'To overturn and overturn!It's good to cut your uncle down! ——Ah, I'm sorry, I didn't see big brother Yue Jianhei. "

"The boss is called Qingming, doesn't it mean that even if Qingming is a broom, he can sweep the audience?" '

Wake up, I've read too many fan fictions, a broom is just a broom, even if it's mine, it's just an R-rank god.Yukino Haruaki has a black face, even if he pulls a wild team, he will be blacked out. If he doesn't have an SSR, will he be discriminated against on the street?Yue Jianhei has swiped your family talisman, and it is still your gold, and whoever is the uncle, it is your uncle!

It is said that Seimei, who has been reformed, has a white fox mother named Ge Ye, and Yuzao, who is also a nine-tailed fox, is ridiculed as an uncle.As for Yukino Seimei, there is no white fox mother, only a fox shikigami named Ge Ye.So your uncle!It's your uncle!

And what right do you have to shout about with Yingcao's Battle Spirit Ten, kick him in a while, and then pull someone to Battle Soul Ten!

Xianyu was hanged, Zashiki Doji was hung up, and the cover of 'Seimei' was broken and then hung up too.

Overturned!

Yukino Seimei was waiting for the end, and finally——

'Ding!God 様, お恩慈を'

Fuck!This is a violent father!

That wild teammate had only one bloody firefly grass, and when he bit it down to see it, the big snake exploded!Bling!

Six-star No. [-] speed! !

'Big brother please bring me!Brush six hooks to drive the soul!out of speed!'

Haruaki Yukino saw it for the first time!

This teammate is poisonous!

Yukino Seimei changed his mind in an instant, and under the leadership of this poisonous grass father, he saw critical blows and severe injuries.

'Is it so miserable?Not even speed - oh, forgot, you're a non-chief'

...Don't mention this, we can still get ten souls!

No, you can actually mention it.

This wild yin friend must be Ou Shen!

Yukino Seimei gritted his teeth and struggled in the love-hate relationship between whether he wanted to use shikigami to catch this person, and excitedly picked up the six-star imperial soul. After exhausting all his energy, he even pulled this wild teammate into Yin Yang Liao, but——

'Yuno Krister Holy Light Society?That female anchor support group?Don't join, it looks like a gathering of perverted nerds, and the president is still dark, so I won't join! "

Those who dare to humiliate my lovely Christ, if they can't beat your straw father, they would have beaten you to death a long time ago!

Yukino Seimei did not kill this person in the end, and also added a friend, this name is—Jun A even has the cutest chest hair—wild teammate.

Calling this name, how is it better than the dead house of the fan female anchor, who gave him the confidence to scold others.

"Onmyoji? Onmyoji Hall?" Morikawa left the game and went, the old man nodded and finally got to the point.

"Sooner or later, they will be merged into the Yin and Yang Hall of the Cultural Hall to raise dry food?"

"Puff, cough, cough!" The old man choked, his eyes were red with swelling, "What are you young people thinking about, but it would be good if that was the case."

"Compared to what I said, it is indeed a dry meal." The old man smiled happily, with an expression of waiting for approval, Morikawa wanted to stare and wait for him to perform, and the old man who made it boring also gave Morikawa a look, "Yes Be in awe, and don’t think that you know everything. Onmyojis aren’t just for nothing.”

The old man took out a long pipe from nowhere, and then took out the fire and lit it. Morikawa wanted to stop it, but he smelled that it was not the smell of smoke, but some unknown fragrance, so he let the old man smoke it.

Leaving aside whether there are monsters or not, the origin of Onmyodo cannot be tested, but Onmyoji has a lot of information. The Mimon Ichi Clan, which was recorded in the Heian period earlier, experienced ups and downs, and finally split into many branches, the main one being Back then, the two major factions of Onmyoji, Yuyezhong, Siliyezhong, and other families, Huakaiyuanjia, also produced many variants of Onmyoji, such as demon-eliminating people, etc. These are related to what Morikawa wants to introduce , all are on the bright side and keep pace with the times, and even have their own official website, if you have business needs, you can contact them from the official website.

Of course, there is also a service fee.

"Thank you." Morikawa wanted to throw the old man out. What's the point of all the information he said could be found on the Internet? He started to pack up the tableware

The old man stroked his bald head, "Little girl, your situation is not very good, human beings... are not as strong as you imagined, the lost ones must be found as soon as possible, otherwise, it is a demon It’s hard to say whether it’s virtualization or virtualization.”

"Thank you, I've seen Shinigami too, and the blur is amazing. Maybe I can awaken Zanpakuto."

"Hahahaha, you've seen it too!"

The figure of the old man gradually blurred, and when Morikawa was about to turn his head, he suddenly found that the old man had disappeared. He looked around in confusion, but he didn't chase him out.

As for the old man, it is probably just that the old man is confused after eating too much. If someone says that you are in a bad situation and says that again, you will not feel normal.

"Cuck!"

Morikawa's eyes lit up, Mrs. Gua is back!

As soon as he entered the room, he found that Mrs. Gua was already sitting at the table, and did not open the door for Mrs. Gua, and Mrs. Gua had already had her meal.

"Gua, where have you been?"

Morikawa was about to sit on the side, Guta's package was put aside, but Guata didn't take out anything.

"Cuck!"

"Don't worry about me, I'm fine." Morikawa was a little disappointed that there were no photos or news, but he was used to it.

"Gah!" I'm going to Kyoto tomorrow to have a look.

"Okay, don't worry about me, travel well." Morikawa wants to ask, without any hope, "It would be great if you can find Mr. A."

"Master General, do you need us to scare the little girl next door away?"

"No need." The old man - Nuliang Huapiao waved his hand, Natto little monk's proposal was meaningless, just because he mentioned that the little girl was in trouble before, "She's not in a good condition, and it won't affect us .”

"Then... do you want to remind her?" Natou Xiaoseng asked proactively about the general's unfinished intentions.

Nuliang Huapiao recalled the little girl's indifferent look, "No need, even the gods can't save the damned ghost."

The author has something to say: Note:

The setting of Onmyoji Gintama, the great Onmyoji Abe Seimei, the setting of the contemporary Seimei Yumino, the game is set by Seimei Yumino.

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