Twisted melon bursts sweet [e-sports]

"knock knock"

At the same time as the door was knocked, the voice of the staff who had just brought Xi Nian over could be heard outside the door: "Hello, have you changed your clothes yet? The photography team is ready."

Xi Nian who was awakened suddenly pushed away the person in front of him, his breath still a little messy: "...right away."

"Okay, I won't bother you anymore, you can call me directly if you need it."

Xi Nian, who was leaning against the door, breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the footsteps of the staff outside the door fading away.

He lowered his voice and glared at the person in front of him who was still unsatisfied: "Where is this place... Are you crazy?"

After eating what he most wanted to eat, Jin Chao's mood was floating in outer space, and even Xi Nian's stare at him fell into his eyes like a flirt.

It turns out that kissing is such a wonderful taste...

Mixed with the residual scent of matcha in Xi Nian's mouth, this kiss became the sweetest dessert in the world to Jin Chao.

Jin Chao has always been very dissatisfied with his performance when he "forcibly kissed" Xi Nian at the hotel last time. He was too nervous and unprepared, so he only dared to press his lips against his lips, not even daring to stick out his tongue... ...like an inexperienced chicken!

Although this is indeed an indisputable fact...

But Jin Tongziji Chao believes that there is no man in this world who is willing to be looked down upon by his other half (future tense) in this respect!

So after returning to the base, the first thing Jin Chao did was to consult a large number of written and video materials on this aspect.

——The written information comes from a certain degree and major emotional forums, while the video information... comes from some unspeakable small websites.

It's a pity that when Jin Chao had mastered all the theoretical knowledge by heart, he couldn't find a chance to practice it.

Xi Nian is a ranking madman. He can spend more than 24 hours in ranking in [-] hours a day, not to mention the time for eating, bathing and sleeping... Finding a chance to be alone is as difficult as skyrocketing.

Moreover, Jin Chao always feels that Xi Nian does not have the same desire to be close to him that he sometimes wants to be close to him.

...It seems that what happened at the hotel last time was really just a compromise made by Xi Nian in order to maintain the relationship between the two of them, and it didn't come from his heart.

This realization made Jin Chao feel anxious and insecure deep in his heart.

The more this happened, the more he wanted to get close to Xi Nian, so as to prove that those speculations were nothing but his wild imagination.

And at the moment—

In the almost airtight locker room, there were only the two of them, and the ambiguous atmosphere was just right...

Of course, Jin Chao would not miss such a favorable time, place and people!

At the moment of his surprise attack, except for a moment of surprise, Xi Nian quickly threw himself into the real first kiss between the two, asking for anything, even responding slowly, gradually intoxicated...

This reaction swept away Jin Chao's anxiety about the stagnation of their relationship.

Jin Chao, who was in a happy mood, couldn't help but leaned forward and kissed Xi Nian's reddened lips, and made a loud "chirp".

Xi Nian: "..."

"Are you still here?!" If there was a feather duster at hand, Xi Nian probably couldn't help but use it, "Didn't you hear what I just said? This is the dressing room of the studio! If there is a camera here or someone pushed If you enter the door, you are finished!"

Although it is very open on the Internet, in real life, society has a natural discriminatory attitude towards homosexuality.

What's more, they are more or less public figures now. Once they are discovered, the consequences will be disastrous, career, family relationship, other people's eyes...

Thinking that what he had experienced might happen to Jin Chao in the future, Xi Nian felt as if a basin of ice water had been poured on his head, and his heart ached from the cold.

"Niannian, it's okay." Jin Chao saw his nervousness and anger, and patted his back lightly and reassuringly, "I just observed when I was waiting for you, there are no cameras in the locker room, and... ..."

Jin Chao dragged his voice, reached out and pressed the small button under the doorknob, and there was a "click" sound, and he begged for praise: "I just locked the door from the inside, and it can't be opened from the outside. "

"...Should I praise you for your foresight?"

"I am over-flattered!"

"…………"

*

The studio is decorated like the most ordinary office in an office building.

The director is talking to the two latecomers:

"In a moment you two came out from here and there, and then collided around the corner, and then the player in the silver-gray suit helped the player in the white shirt up, smiled at him, and then gave him the drink in his hand. "

The 15-second script was quite simple. In order to reduce the difficulty, no lines were arranged for the contestants. However, in the practice session, there were still many mistakes:

For example, Jin Chao's stride was too big, and before Xi Nian reached the corner, he turned the corner first—click!

For example, the two finally collided at the corner, but Jin Chao used too much force and almost knocked Xi Nian down. He subconsciously reached out to fish for it, and suddenly a scene that would only happen in a Mary Su idol drama appeared—— - Click!

For another example, when Jin Chao was handing Xi Nian a drink, Xi Nian slipped his hand and the drink fell to the ground—Ka!

……

After shooting (ka) for an hour, this one finally passed.

Both Jin Chao and Xi Nian breathed a sigh of relief.

"It seems that idiot mid laner was talking nonsense last time."

The thoughtless sentence made Xi Nian raise his eyes in doubt: "Huh?"

"Didn't he say last time that you shouldn't come to play professionally, but should debut?" Jin Chao put his hand on Xi Nian's shoulder casually, and teased in a low voice, "I'm afraid you won't be able to eat enough in the entertainment industry with your acting skills. .”

Xi Nian, who half-closed his eyes, raised a finger: "First, those who rely on their acting skills to make a living are called actors. People like me can obviously make a living by relying on their appearance."

"..."

Xi Nian then raised another finger: "Secondly, people who just walked with the same hands and feet and almost tripped themselves, don't laugh at my acting skills, at least I don't have to be misunderstood that I escaped from the rehabilitation hospital ... What do you think?"

Jin Chao, who was broken by two consecutive critical strikes: "..."

fuck! (a plant)

After the 15-second video commercial was shot, it was time to shoot some still photos.

"Looking up at a 45-degree angle of the head... oh good."

"Keep your hands off your trousers and relax a bit."

"...Can you make the distance between you a positive number?"

Hearing the photographer's words, Xi Nian couldn't help but glared at someone who still didn't know how to restrain himself under the spotlight.

"Contestant in white shirt, where's the tie for you?"

"Oh, I just put it on the table over there."

The staff took the tie embroidered with exquisite patterns and trotted all the way to the two people on the stage, and handed it to Xi Nian.

The photographer waved his hand: "Help him put it on, the next set of photos will be more formal."

The staff member who came on stage was a young girl who didn't look very old, and she blushed immediately when she heard the photographer's request - after all, Xi Nian's appearance accurately stepped on the aesthetic point of most human beings.

"Well, sorry, help you put on your tie..."

The little girl, who was blushing almost to the point of bleeding, cautiously approached this young man who was more delicate and handsome than the dozen or so fresh meat idols she had been chasing these days, just when she tremblingly raised her tie and was about to touch his slender A moment in the neck—

The tie in his hand was snapped away.

Jin Chao, who was upset when he saw someone approaching Xi Nian, deliberately put on a fierce look on his face, and his tone was also very scary: "I'm coming, you stay away from him."

The little girl who was almost frightened and cried: "...Hmm!"

Not only did Jin Chao not have the slightest sympathy, but he was quite satisfied with his behavior of simply driving away a potential love rival (?).

He proudly held his tie and stood face to face in front of Xi Nian.

"Why are you bullying the little girl?"

"Where did I bully her?" Jin Chao pushed up the collar of Xi Nian's folded shirt, and said in a strange way, "Hmph, you will be sympathetic to women."

Xi Nian, who was pitied and cherished: "..."

The tie was hung around his neck, and Xi Nian watched the knuckle-knuckle hand mixed with two straps flying in front of him. This scene inexplicably reminded him of a family ethics drama he watched a long time ago—— That's how the wives in that show tie their husbands' ties every day...

"puff."

Jin Chao efficiently tied a perfect tie knot, and was about to turn down the collar of his shirt when he heard suspicious laughter from the person in front of him.

"What are you laughing at?" Jin Chao asked warily.

"It's nothing." Xi Nian clenched his fist with one hand to cover his lips to cover up his smile, "I just suddenly felt that you have the potential to be a good wife and mother, cough."

Jin Chao, who was a good wife and mother: "..."

A tie is indeed a very special accessory.

It was obviously an ordinary white shirt, but with the embellishment of a tie, it immediately became dazzling.

Seeing him staring at him, Xi Nian's heart beat faster for an instant, and he asked a little unconfidently, "...doesn't it match?"

"It fits very well," Jin Chao stretched out his hand to smooth out the last crease under the tie, "It looks good."

Good to see that he wants to untie it with his own hands.

Although the shooting of still photos is a lot of work, it is much easier to do the concave shape of the action than the video just now, and they completed all the work in less than an hour.

Jin Chao went to the backstage bathroom, and Xi Nian waited for him at the door of the studio.

At this moment, a photographer with a messy braid and a beard walked in this direction.

Xi Nian thought he was blocking someone else's way, so he took two steps to the side, but the photographer followed suit.

"?"

Xi Nian gave him a puzzled look.

The photographer smiled friendly: "These are some tidbits and unused photos just taken."

After speaking, he handed over a small transparent box containing a black memory card.

Xi Nian took it with some hesitation, but still politely said: "Thank you."

"You're welcome."

The moment he turned to leave, Xi Nian heard a sentence so soft that only the two of them could hear——

"It can be seen that your relationship is very good. I hope that your lover will eventually get married."

"..."

Xi Nian couldn't help being a little dazed as the photographer's handsome back moved further and further away.

"Why is the photographer here?" Jin Chao walked over while shaking the water drops on his hand.

"Oh, he said something to me."

"What words?" Jin Chao was curious.

Xi Nian said blankly: "He also thinks you have the potential to be a good wife and mother, so he suggests that you go to Thailand for sex reassignment surgery."

"And this month there is also a buy one get one free event, do the top, get the bottom, economical."

Jin Chao: "..."

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