Twisted melon bursts sweet [e-sports]

"Damn it! Is it true? Are you so fierce every year?" You Shuai was so shocked that he felt that the small knot on the back of his head was about to explode.

Xi Nian turned around with one hand propped on the table, and Li Litaohua's eyes seemed to be flickering with helplessness: "Of course it's fake, do you think I can beat him with my size?"

You Shuai subconsciously looked at Xi Nian who was sitting in front of him. He was thin and had no muscles. Then he thought about the jungler who was tall but not brainy...

Well, this is the gap between the real jungler and the support.

"Hey, that's true, with your slender arms and legs, I think you'll be overwhelmed in one fell swoop..."

"Go back to your seat when you're done gossiping. Stand here and block me." Seeing that You Shuai's attention was diverted thousands of miles away, Xi Nian unhurriedly put forward his request.

"oh oh."

The light baffle behind him left, and Xi Nian put the earphones he had just taken off back on his head.

What happened to the two of them?

...he couldn't explain it himself.

Jin Chao was almost pissed off by this support. First he banned the blind monk he wanted to choose, then he actually chose a jungler as a support, and finally he hung up as soon as he entered the game...

Is this the platinum world?

Because the live broadcast was on, Jin Chao couldn't slander people bluntly, so he had to go crazy.

Dissatisfied with solo (proud stalker) to signal that the enemy has disappeared

Dissatisfied with solo (proud stalker) to signal that the enemy has disappeared

Dissatisfied with solo (proud stalker) to signal that the enemy has disappeared

Dissatisfied with solo (Proud Stalker): Hang up after stealing someone else's hero?

Dissatisfied with solo (Proud Stalker): Well played

Jin Chao's hand speed is fast, but the opponent's hand speed does not seem to be slow.

After he sent the last message, he saw that the spider who hung up in the spring had already pretended to go out with his salary. At the same time, there were a few more lines on the public screen in the lower left corner:

Shut up (Spider Queen): Is this hero yours?

Shut up (Spider Queen): Have you applied for a patent with Fist?

Shut up (Spider Queen): And look at my id, thank you.

Jin Chao: "..."

[Hahahaha, this spider is so idiot.]

[Hahahaha, the host who hates people is finally happy to hear and see]

[Look at my id and act hahahahaha I tm laughed to death]

[Brother Jin?Is brother Jin there?Brother Jin, say something]

【Brother Jin: I'm autistic, don't cue】

It was not enough to be teased by passers-by, but he had to be laughed at by fans when he turned around. Jin Zhao was so angry that he turned off the barrage... So, this became the thing he regretted the most in the next month.

The game starts normally.

Jin Chao habitually grabs it first, and after reaching the third level, he starts to go down the road.

The ad on the opposite side is Ezreal, who has flexible movement and is not very easy to catch, but his support is a crispy piano girl, which is nothing to the poodle.

Jin Chao's poodle touched the grass in the river, and after signaling to his AD and assistant, he jumped out towards Qin Nu, who was about to come to make eyes, and quickly made a combo, and Qin Nu's health bars disappeared in an instant. .

But Qin Nu didn't react too slowly, she quickly moved away with a flash, and then put a weakness on the poodle, making him temporarily lose the ability to chase.

Originally at this time it was the turn of his AD Han Bing to enter the arena to harvest the heads, but for some reason, Han Bing actually wanted to chase the displaced Ezreal instead of the free piano girl.

Seeing that Qin Nu was about to get out of danger, a ball of spider silk fell from the sky and stunned her.

The spider came from the side, facing the dizzy Qin Nu QW Erlian, and finally took Qin Nu's head.

Jin Chao: "..."

This kind of feeling of making a wedding dress for the person who just pissed him off is a bit subtle.

When Nosuke was cooperating with the girl who harvested the piano, the ADs of both sides were still competing with each other. The attack of Ice had the effect of slowing down. Chasing Ezreal hit him very hard, and it seemed that only one-third of his health was left. Ezreal fled to his own tower with an arcane leap.

Ice, whose eyes were full of human heads, flashed and followed without hesitation. The auxiliary spider beside him had no choice but to dodge. After leveling A, Izreal attracted the hatred value of the tower to himself, and then used the E skill to kill himself. Hanging in the air, the moment Han Bing finally took the head, he just landed on the ground. After carrying the tower for the last time, he walked out of the attack range calmly.

At this point he has 56 points of blood left.

This set of smooth and smooth operations made Jin Chaodu, a professional player, amazed: "Damn, this spider is so good at playing 6!"

In fact, the gap between ordinary players and professional players is sometimes not in operation and hand speed, but more in awareness.

Just like the spider just now, while cooperating with him to accept the head of the Qin woman, he must also take into account the dynamics of his own ad, keep up in time, and accurately resist the tower. So many decisions have to be made in just a few seconds, and he has to Said he is even more talented than most professional players.

Click on the equipment panel, and the spider has already issued a killing ring.

Jin Chao clicked his tongue again: "This spider has murderous intentions."

After being caught in the bottom lane, Jin Chao's poodle went again, this time completely smashed the opposite side, flattened the first tower, and even half the HP of the second tower, ad Hanbing directly transferred to The middle lane helps the mid laner push the tower, and at this time the spider seems a bit redundant.

Dissatisfied with solo (proud stalker): Spider, catch people with me.

Shut up (Spider Queen): ...

Dissatisfied with solo (Proud Stalker): You have bought the ring of killing, come on, come on.

Shut up (Spider Queen): ... yes.

Jin Chao appreciates people who are smart and good at playing games, and he doesn't mind being pissed off by the spider just now. With a real eye, he went out the door.

Therefore, the next second half of the game became a two-person show for Nosuke.

The spider has control, and the poodle has a high burst. Often a set of skills can take people away. While gank and jungle, wherever the two go, there is no grass.

After clearing the upper half of the wild area again, and with the head of the jungler and the canyon pioneer in his pocket, Jin Chao said to himself comfortably while returning to the city: "Hey, this spider is too awesome, the level is absolutely Not only platinum, at least...you have to be the king of the national uniform, this consciousness, this operation, tsk tsk."

On the barrage he couldn't see, this spider was also being discussed at this time.

[Emmmm, although this id seems to be someone's trumpet a long time ago]

[Brothers in front wait for me!I also remembered it, no wonder I felt familiar when I saw it just now]

[Why don't I have an impression?Am I disconnected again? 】

[+1 I have no impression, who is it? 】

【I suddenly had a bad premonition...】

【...The so-and-so person you are talking about is not LG's assistant】

As soon as this sentence appeared, the originally surging barrage fell silent for three seconds.

【Well, should we remind him? 】

[Let’s remind you, otherwise I’ll probably be autistic for a long time hhh]

[Cough, stop boasting, who are you boasting... Do you know what I mean? 】

[Cough, stop boasting, who are you boasting... Do you know what I mean? 】

[Cough, stop boasting, who are you boasting... Do you know what I mean? 】

……

It's a pity that Jin Chao, who turned off the barrage, didn't see this "advice of love". Even after the game was over, he kept praising the spider who cooperated so well with him, and even found the spider's id from the game records. A friend request has been sent.

After a game ended, Xi Nian was just about to click on queue when a friend request popped up in the lower right corner——

[Resisting solo] Request to add you as a friend, do you accept it?

Xi Nian: "..."

Did he not recognize his own number?

Xi Nian did not click to accept, but opened a temporary dialog box.

【Shut up】:?

[Dissatisfied with solo]: Brother, you played really well as a supporter!The spider 666 just now!

【Shut up】:……

[Resisting solo]: Brother, are you interested in playing professionally?

Xi Nian: "..."

He is sure.

This idiot jungler just didn't recognize the number.

Before Xi Nian could reply, a burst of laughter broke out not far away.

You Shuai hugged his belly and laughed out of breath, beckoning to Xi Nian: "Nian, Nian, come and see hahahaha!"

Xi Nian frowned in disgust, but finally couldn't resist his curiosity, took off his earphones, pushed the chair and walked over.

You Shuai is probably watching some live broadcast, and the barrage is showing something like "Be sober", "I'm so embarrassed that I dig out a courtyard with my toes", "I can't wait to rush into the screen and help him open the barrage" After a series of words that Xi Nian didn't get enough, his frown deepened: "Boring, there is..."

Before he finished speaking, the barrage was closed by You Shuai, who was laughing like crazy, and he also unplugged his earphones by the way.

So a familiar id appeared in the upper right corner of the screen, and at the same time, a more familiar voice rushed out of the speaker, and instantly entered Xi Nian's ears——

"This spider is so good at playing, I need to add a friend, tsk, actually, I think it's not unreasonable to play professionally at this level, why don't I ask, is he willing to come to our team to play as a support?"

Xi Nian: "..."

Fuck this idiot is still running a live broadcast!