Twisted melon bursts sweet [e-sports]

Three in the afternoon.

Xijiang Airport VIP waiting room.

Xi Nian resumed play until three o'clock in the middle of the night last night, and was extremely sleepy on the way to the airport, and was half-reclining on the sofa to take a nap at this time.

At this moment, the door of the waiting room was pushed open——

"Damn it! Guess what I saw when I passed by the waiting hall just now?" You Shuai stepped into the waiting room with one foot, and he couldn't wait to share the information with everyone.

However, before he could announce the following, he was pushed aside vigorously by the person standing behind him, and almost fell headfirst on the door frame.

"A good dog doesn't get in the way, understand?"

Jin Chao, who has always believed in "a gentleman uses his mouth and hands", gave him a sideways glance, and Shi Shiran took the lead to go in with the beautifully packaged dessert box, leaving You Shuai alone at the door hopping in vain.

When the door was pushed open, Xi Nian woke up. When he saw Jin Chao coming back, he moved to the side so that Jin Chao could sit beside him.

"Sleep for a while?" Jin Chao sat down and opened the dessert box on the small table in front of the sofa - inside was a small piece of matcha mousse and two cups of matcha milk.

He picked up one of the glasses, inserted the straw, and handed it to Xi Nian.

"How can I sleep when you two big speakers are back?" Xi Nian yawned, and took a sip from Jin Chao's hand. The unique fragrance of matcha and the smoothness of milk blend together very well. Like the taste.

"Indeed, that idiot is too noisy. It seems that the team needs to change the mid laner." Jin Chao's ears have a very intelligent filtering function, and he directly skipped the key word "two".

"...Farewell, I think you are a good match between the middle and the wild." No matter what the topic is, it can turn into a quality scolding in the end... Who would read it without saying a word?

"Bah, bah, I'm a ghost match with him!" Jin Chao felt goosebumps all over his body because of the shock, "I'm only compatible with you, we are the whole LPL... no, we are the most compatible Nosuke in the world!"

"Oh? How do I remember that someone three months ago swore that LG's auxiliary operation was too good?" Xi Nian deliberately dismantled him with a smothered smile.

Jin Chao: "..."

If you give him a space-time machine, he will definitely go back and slap his former self without hesitation, but now...

"There is such a thing? Then this person is too blind, tsk." Jin Chao pretended to be stupid without blushing and panting, and dug a spoonful of matcha mousse with a spoon and handed it to Xi Nian's mouth, "Come on , eat cake, I waited in line for half an hour."

The spoon containing the mousse almost touched his lips... Xi Nian could only open his mouth obediently.

I don’t know why, Jin Chao loves to feed himself during this time, or the typical feeding method of “you must be hungry if adults think you are hungry”, often half an hour after lunch, when the ranking screen turns gray or He just came back to the training room after taking a shower in the evening and suddenly came out to feed him at a strange time. The types of food he was fed were also strange—from Xi Nian’s favorite matcha-flavored food to melons and fruits that he didn’t like but were well accepted Vegetables, crude fiber food... Even last night, I didn't know where to conjure up a bowl of chicken soup with a strange taste that is said to have added a lot of nourishing Chinese herbs...

...What kind of weird hobby is this?

While eating the matcha mousse spoonful after spoonful, Xi Nian stared at the person in front of him who was having a great time feeding him, and suddenly a thought came to his mind:

Could it be...he wants a child? !

Jin Chao was about to scoop up the last spoonful of matcha mousse, but felt that his forearm was being held down, and he raised his head in confusion——

I saw Xi Nian looking at him without blinking, with a rare seriousness on his face.

This expression made Jin Chao subconsciously think that something happened again, and he shuddered all over, and went through the things that happened in the past few days carefully in his mind...to no avail, so he also asked with a solemn face: " What's the matter? What happened?"

Xi Nian hesitated to speak: "I..."

Jin Chao was burning with anxiety: "What's the matter? Could it be that something happened last time?"

Xi Nian neither affirmed nor denied, but just waved at him. Jin Chao leaned forward decisively, and then heard——

"I want to tell you two things."

"First, I don't like children."

A question mark slowly appeared on Jin Chao's face.

"Second..." Xi Nian pursed his lips, as if hesitating, but also ashamed. He took a deep breath before making up his mind to say, "I won't have children either." So don't make up for me. Well, there is no such function if you make up again.

Instead of the question mark on Jin Chao's face, there was...a face full of question marks.

"??????"

Jin Chao really wanted to touch Xi Nian's head—to see if he had been staying up too late lately and his brain was broken, otherwise how did this brain circuit that was so strange that it was impossible to understand it through the context came about?

"...No," Jin Chao wiped his face, "What is the premise of your conclusion?"

Although the two of them do have a tacit understanding, they don't have such a tacit understanding that they can even guess such a one-sided riddle...

"You know."

"...I really don't understand."

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Xi Nian, who had "asking knowingly" written on his left face and "pretending to be pretending" on his right, gave him a disgusted look, and finally gave an explanation reluctantly——

"Remember that someone Jin made wine fermented egg drop soup five times a week and crucian carp soup three times"

"On the Milking Efficacy of Jiuniang Egg Drop Soup and Crucian Carp Soup"

And

"A comparative analysis report on the similarities between Jin's sudden intensive feeding behavior during this period and the confinement of pregnant women after giving birth"

……above.

Obviously he didn't mean it, but after listening to Xi Nian's well-founded analysis, Jin Chao really began to waver and became skeptical: "..."

He muttered to himself with straight eyes: "I always thought that my mother just thought that you were too thin and your health was not good, so she asked me to make up for you... So she meant that?"

"...Wait," Xi Nian vaguely felt that he had made a big mistake, "You mean... Auntie asked you to do these?"

Jin Chao nodded absent-mindedly: "She said that you have experienced so many bad things, and you must have a bad appetite recently, so she told me to make you eat more meals, otherwise you will not be able to keep up with your nutrition, and professional players will consume a lot of mental energy. , it is easy to get sick..."

Jin Chao's words easily gave Xi Nian a sense of imagery - he seemed to be able to see the scene of Jin's mother carefully exhorting Jin Chao for his affairs, and he seemed to be able to hear that gentle voice in his ears...

Unexpectedly, after Jin Chao disclosed the relationship between the two, Jin's mother was still willing to care about him... At that moment, Xi Nian almost burst into tears.

...but it was only almost, because Xi Nian had to hold back his tears after Jin Chao's next sentence——

"But I really didn't expect her to mean that..." Jin Chao's eyes were full of horror, "Drinking too much of these soups will really make you have children?"

Xi Nian: "..."

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Xi Nian quickly put away all the emotions on his face, returned to his usual expressionless face, and looked reproachfully at Jin Chao, who seemed to have reshaped his three views: "...what are you talking about? Auntie just cares about my health, you Can your brain circuit be a little closer to normal people?"

"???"etc!Who made this argument in the first place? !

Facing Jin Chao's unbelievable eyes, Xi Nian warned ruthlessly: "Next time you think about such a mess, believe it or not, I will ask the manager to enroll you in a biology class to make up for it?"

"..."

Xi Nian received a piece of concern from Jin's mother, and stamped all the messy thoughts just now on Jin Chao's head, leaned on the sofa contentedly, drank the cup of matcha milk, and squinted his eyes happily... …

until--

"Niannian, I also want to tell you something."

Xi Nian didn't even bother to lift his eyelids: "Speak."

"Before giving birth, you have to do some kind of exercise, so even if you really have the function of giving birth, judging from the current situation, you can't achieve it."

"..." The half-drinked matcha milk suddenly choked in his throat.

"Still..." Someone deliberately prolonged the ending, and his tone became more and more ambiguous, "You are reminding me—"

"Is it time for us to play a certain sport?"

"Pfft—cough cough cough cough cough!"

"Niannian, I understand what you mean!"

"..."

"I will definitely prepare well!"

"……roll!"

Half an hour before the plane took off, everyone left the waiting room and prepared to check in.

The previous news is being replayed on the big central screen in the waiting hall——

"It is reported that Wan Fuming, the chairman of Wanfeng Industrial Group, and his son Wan Xuan are suspected of multiple crimes such as buying murder, intentionally injuring others, accepting bribes, participating in money laundering, etc., and Wanfeng Industrial Group was found to have a large number of illegal way of revenue."

"It is rumored that Wanfeng's illegal revenue is also cooperated with Xishan Group, another giant group in Xijiang City. However, the police have not released more information and clues. Our reporter will follow up and report in real time."

In the video, the chairman and heir of Wanfeng Industrial Group are handcuffed, their hair is disheveled and their faces are disheveled. Facing the non-stop flashing lights and the reporters swarming forward, Wan Xuan, who has always been glamorous and arrogant But there was nothing he could do, he could only raise his arms as much as possible to try to cover his embarrassing face, a piercing and painful voice faintly came out through the microphones of the reporters: "...Stop filming! You guys Is the fuck still human?! I told you not to shoot!!"

……

"...How dare you say that others are inhuman with just this stupid thing?" You Shuai laughed angrily.

Luo Gaoyang also shook his head in disgust: "I really hate this kind of reporter who shoots at other people's faces... But if the person being attacked is this scum, I can only say that the reporters did a good job!"

As soon as Jin Chao saw the people on the screen, he thought of the hardships that Xi Nian had encountered, and he wanted to get the bastard out of the screen and beat him up. He clenched his fists, and the voice almost came out from between his teeth: "...This idiot better pray that he will not be released from prison in this life, otherwise I will definitely not let him go!"

Compared with the other team members who were filled with righteous indignation, Xi Nian, as the person involved, was in a very calm mood.

He just glanced at the screen lightly, and quickly looked away.

After all, compared to Wan's father and son, what he wants to see is——

It is the scene of Xi Zongrui and Shan Wei being punished.

Hope that day is not far away...

It was exactly six o'clock in the evening when the plane arrived at Yunchong Airport.

As soon as the FL team walked out of the passage, they heard a familiar voice in the arrival hall not far away——

"Jin Chao! Xi Nian!"

The author has something to say: Someone Wei: The Lord is here.

感谢在2021-02-2121:44:11~2021-02-2221:28:59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: Tammy Jintu and Changji hand in hand for 5 bottles;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!