What should I do if I pretend to be a girl online to the president of the company?

Jing Mu's ears warmed up when he was asked, and he became a little incoherent.

Shengxing didn't give in at all, and forcibly turned Jingmu's head straight, solemnly: "Answer? Huh?"

Jing Mu attached both hands to Sheng Xing's, his eyes became erratic, and he said, "Big... probably... right?"

Just a few words seemed to exhaust all Jingmu's strength.

He wanted to lower his head, but Sheng Xing held his chin and forcibly looked straight ahead.

Jing Mu's eyes can only jump back and forth around, but no matter which direction he jumps from, he can see Sheng Sheng's face.

The opponent's eyelashes, eyes, bridge of nose, and lips are all within half a palm's distance from him.

The breath of the two hit each other's faces, Jing Mu could see the short white fluff on Sheng Xing's face, and he swallowed without thinking.

Shengxing took all of Jingmu's movements into his eyes, and said with a smile, "Probably? It seems that I'm still working harder?"

As he said that, Jing Mu felt the man beside him put his hand through his armpit, and then his whole body was hugged by the man and sat on his lap.

Sitting facing each other greatly shortened the distance between the two of them, Jing Mu's breathing became a little short, and he was too nervous to say a word, his eyes wavered, and he didn't know where to put it.

Sheng Xing put his head on Jingmu's shoulder, and the minty fragrance lingered at the tip of Jingmu's nose.

Jing Mu put a little distance between the two, leaving a little space, but Sheng Xing didn't seem to like it.

He pressed the skin between the two of them tightly, and whispered in his ear: "Don't be so far away from your boyfriend."

Jing Mu's ear tips were numb for a while, and goosebumps appeared all over his body.

The temperature on his face slowly rose, pretending not to hear.

But Shengxing did not let go of him, pulled away a little distance, and looked at Jingmu squarely: "Why don't you talk?"

Jing Mu shook his head and pretended to be stupid: "Nothing?"

Shengxing's tone was a little bit aggrieved: "Could it be that I just confessed my love and refused to admit it? I won't find a scumbag to be my boyfriend,"

A simple sentence made Jing Mu feel guilty, and he quickly explained: "I am not."

Shengxing suddenly laughed out loud, and the laughter never diminished.

Listening to his laugh, Jing Mu was inexplicably shy, at a loss, with reluctance in his shy tone.

"Don't...don't laugh."

Sheng Xing remained indifferent, and continued to smile: "If you kiss me once, I won't laugh."

Jing Mu clenched his fist slowly.

Looking at the mouth that kept laughing all the time, I was a little annoyed. I tilted my head and said, "Who cares about you? Just laugh."

Shengxing stopped the sound, turned Jingmu's head back, and kissed his lips without going deep, and then licked his lips contentedly when he left.

Jing Mu looked at the other party's movements in one go, and felt a little lustful at the tip of Sheng's tongue.

He looked away unnaturally and said, "Rogue."

"What about the answer to my question?" Jing Mu eagerly returned to the topic.

"I don't want to be kissed by a hooligan who is on a few boats, I want to explain." Jing Mu crossed his arms, with the aura of Zheng Gong pressing her husband.

Shengxing raised his hand and smoothed his hair: "That's your mother."

Jing Mu didn't hear it very clearly, but vaguely heard Sheng Xing say the word "your mother".

So it was automatically transformed into—saying your mother.

? ? ?Not explaining well and swearing?This gangster doesn't want a boyfriend anymore? ?

Jing Muqi didn't say anything: "You still swear at me."

Shengxing frowned, and repeated the answer: "I'm talking about your mother."

Hearing the swear words for the second time, Jing Mu couldn't bear it any longer, and directly replied, "What the hell is wrong with me, what's your mother's size?"

Shengxing finally understood Jingmu's brain circuit, and the smile on the corner of his mouth became brighter, and he smiled into Jingmu's neck: "I said Wu Meiyun."

"You are my boyfriend, isn't that your mother?"

Listening to Jing Mu's answer, he was ashamed and angry, his head was almost as angry as Thomas the little train.

Shame.

Can you find a hole in the ground and go in, can you disappear in this world in an instant?

"Auntie is just auntie, why my mother..."

"Huh? Didn't you call her mom?"

"Do I have it? Don't talk nonsense." Jing Mu retorted.

"You have."

"I do not have."

"You have."

In the middle of the talk, Jing Mu suddenly remembered that this kind of oolong incident seemed to have happened during the live broadcast before, and began to think about himself who had just made a decision.

Shengxing seemed to see through his expression, and sighed: "Forget it, whether there is or not, there will be in the future."

At this moment, there was a voice in the living room.

"Is there anything? Could it be that you have a child?"

Hearing the familiar voice, Jing Mu raised his eyes and saw that it was Wu Meiyun.

It really means that Cao Cao and Cao Cao are here.

"Mom? Why are you back?" Shengxing glanced worriedly.

Wu Meiyun waved her hand, her lips were a little pale: "The fever has subsided, the doctor said it's fine, just go back and rest."

Jing Mu listened to the conversation between the two, and it was not difficult to guess what happened last night.

Maybe it's because the aunt is sick and it will be popular to receive a call overnight to send someone to the hospital, right?

So why on earth is this guy not answering the phone?Is it possible that the phone is not with you?

"What did you just say? Do you have any children?" Wu Meiyun looked excited.

Listening to what Wu Meiyun said, Jing Mu nodded and questioned the other party, and got off Shengxing very naturally, and said, "Auntie, I'm a man, how can I have children?"

Wu Meiyun waved her hand: "Okay, the article I read said that male and female couples will have children, and what about ABO..."

Jing Mu obviously wanted to deny it, but looking at Wu Meiyun's proof, could it be true? ? ?

But Wu Meiyun kept laughing, covered her mouth, and said to herself: "There must be, so work harder, maybe there will be children."

Jing Mu's eyes were a little empty, and he fell into deep thought.

Although biologically, men cannot bear children, but there are so many unsolved mysteries in the world, maybe there really are?

Shengxing smiled and said, "Mom, you must have seen something strange again, right?"

Wu Meiyun gave Sheng Xing a blank look: "Shut up, am I helping you?"

Jing Mu didn't hear the conversation between the two, the phone on the sofa was always thinking, he walked over and connected.

"Sister Qin Xiao? What's the matter?"

Qin Xiao seemed to be very angry, and his tone seemed to have been eaten: "Mumu, where are you? Are you still at Shengxing's house? Don't worry, sister, I'll come pick you up right away, don't contact that scumbag again."

"Playing with men and women at the same time, will I still hang you when I marry a woman in the future?"

"You wait at home, sister, I'm here to help you hate the argument."

It was the first time Jing Mu saw Qin Xiao like this, the other party's tone seemed to kill Sheng Xing, Jing Mu quickly explained: "Sister Qin Xiao!"

"Calm down."

"How can I stay calm? All the gossip about that scumbag is flying all over the sky, why are you still protecting him?"

Jing Mu was also moved by Qin Xiao's tone, and hurriedly said loudly: "Sister Qin Xiao, that's my mother."

"Huh? Your mother?"

After being asked back again, Jing Mu realized what he said, and was silent for a while.

"Forget it, I'll start a live broadcast to explain later, and the misunderstanding will be resolved after explaining."

After finishing speaking, Jing Mu hung up the phone.

Seeing Jing Mu hang up the phone, Sheng Xing, who was standing by the side smiling and not speaking, finally spoke to Wu Meiyun, "Mom, did you hear that just now?"

Wu Meiyun nodded happily: "I heard."

Sheng Xing said again: "So it's time to prepare for the wedding of the two of us?"

Jing Mu squatted on the ground with his mobile phone, and buried his face in his arms.

Simply put, has he been played a prank by God in the past two days, and the job is either dead or not going well.

Jing Mu sighed, stood up, took the mobile phone, and went upstairs with the same hands and feet.

Wu Meiyun, who watched Jingmu walk away, glanced at her son: "Your wife is shy."

Shengxing stood there without saying a word.

Wu Meiyun smiled smugly: "You have to learn from me, use hints, did I just hint that you guys do something that is a good hint?"

"Mom, he has a small head, so he can't hear your hint."

Jing Mu didn't slowly recover until he entered the room and sat on the carpet beside the bed.

He covered his face and rolled on the carpet, the blush on the tips of his ears never faded.

Simply put, how could there be such a neurotic and hopelessly stupid person in the world who called his mother to his face after being brainwashed for a few words?

Jing Mu slowly put down his hands, his limbs relaxed and paralyzed on the carpet for a while, and then he slowly sat up.

Now is not the time to think about it, you should clarify the news first.

As soon as Jing Mu opened the live broadcast room with his laptop, he saw a reminder message appearing on the official interface.

[There are XX hours left in your live broadcast room until the ban is lifted. 】

Oh, I forgot, the live broadcast room was blocked before.

Thinking of this, Jing Mu started to go crazy, what is going on now?

Sitting on the carpet without saying a word for a while, Jing Mu felt his head being touched a few more times,

"Didn't you say it? Don't touch my 180 head, it's not shameful at all."

Shengxing didn't move, and still rubbed a few times: "The live broadcast room is blocked? Shall I help you?"

Looking at the man's extremely confident face, Jing Mu suddenly remembered that he is the boss of the platform? ? ?Doesn't the boss want to do what? ? ?

He quickly stuffed the computer into Shengxing's arms, and then stood up.

Shengxing held the laptop with one hand and glanced at Jingmu: "Where are you going?"

Jing Mu didn't look back at him: "Find a measuring ruler."

When Jing Mu came back with the measuring stick, Sheng Xing was facing the computer without saying a word, as if he was forced to go into business, without even showing an expression.

Jing Mu was a little happy, this man seemed to only laugh at himself and only tease him.

Although Jing Mu's footsteps were light, Sheng Sheng still turned to look at him.

Jing Mu and his eyes collided in the air, and he didn't dodge any more, striding forward to sit on the carpet in front of the bed.

Shengxing sat on the bed behind Jingmu, the distance between the two of them was neither too close nor too far, and they could be touched by reaching out.

Holding the measuring stick, Jing Mu first looked up at the barrage.

[Wooah, the scumbag man still has the face to appear in our Mumu live broadcast room. 】

【Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!Why are you still smiling so happily, Ma Ma is so distressed! 】

【hiss.What is Mumu doing with the measuring stick? 】

Jing Mu scanned the measuring ruler that asked the most questions, raised his hand and began to draw the ruler.

The ruler didn't move at all, as if it was stuck, and it couldn't be pulled away no matter how much he pulled it.

Jing Mu turned around and wanted to ask Sheng Xing for help.

The height of the bed was almost right to the mouth of Jing Mu who was sitting on the ground. When Jing Mu turned around, his hands were just between Sheng Xing's legs.

Immediately afterwards, Jing Mu heard Sheng Xing say, "Are you trying to measure how long it is from me?"

The author has something to say: Ah, today is serious Calvin.

I am a person who is particularly prone to calvin when it is almost over, woo woo woo, bow down and apologize to everyone!

The number of words may be less tomorrow, because my sister is leaving the hospital after giving birth, and I will take care of the baby at her home for the past two days, and I will get fat after drinking in the hotel tomorrow! !