[HP Twins] Death Brothers

George has been very busy recently. He took a break from the shops on a street, and actually opened a branch of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes in the realm of death. Unlike the one in Diagon Alley, the towering clown on the outer wall was replaced by a In the image of the ghost, he keeps pulling his head from his neck and putting it back, as if he is waving his hat (head) in salute, the huge and gloomy image instantly becomes a little funny.

"The field of death needs funny products." George said to Randall, the only audience.

At this time, Randall no longer wore a wizard robe, and was dressed in an elite suit, which made Randall, who was not outstanding, look very energetic. In his words, "I am not a damn wizard anymore." Wears a wizard's robe and holds a small broken stick, although he does have magical talents.

"Try this? It comes from the EMOTION you said. I invented these. The red ones are laughing candies that make you laugh, the blue ones are crying candies that make you cry, and the black ones make you laugh." You touched the painful pain candy." He said and picked up a pink one and handed it to Randall, "Would you like to try this one, this one is special."

Randall avoided George's approaching hand. He held his mouth and refused: "Oh, don't let me eat any food you made, I won't be fooled again."

George obviously brought a lot of negative images to the wizard, he sighed with some regret, "You know I made your car recently, and improved the appearance according to the shape you remember. A pony or a bull?"

"Are you talking about Ferrari or Lamborghini? Oh, let me see." Hearing the car, Randall finally gave George a better look, and his ordinary face was a little excited.

"Well, no problem, Grandpa Randall. In fact, that thing called a sports car was made for you. You know, you will be very busy later and always need a means of transportation. Is that what you say? A sports car?" George said with a smile.

Randall deliberately ignored George's address to him, and he asked, "Aren't you afraid that I won't come back in the car?"

"I help you, you help me, isn't it a simple matter? And this will make you a real coordinate merchant. What I want you to do is to distribute coordinates."

When Randall heard this, he didn't understand what George meant.

At this time George threw the candy back into the candy box and waved to Randall.They came to the back door of the Magic Wheezes Workshop, and there really was a cool convertible sports car parked there just as George said. From the outside, it was exactly the same as the Lamborghini that Randall wanted to buy before his death, with a golden metal body. , the streamlined lines and the twin-turbo exhaust pipes at the back all make her look full of power and luxury.

Randall couldn't wait to get into the driver's seat. Unlike the Lamborghini he dreamed of, this sports car has no fuel tank and no fuel engine. What replaces these things is magic. Hold the steering wheel with both hands, inject magic power, and use the magic boost at the front of the car device, you can start the sports car.

This is a car only wizards can drive, and if Randall wasn't a wizard, he wouldn't even be able to flick the windshield wipers.

"This is for you." After saying this, George gave Randall a stack of paper-like things. If you look closely, the material is very special, as if woven with light, and you can see the vertical and horizontal Textile traces, there are no words on it, but there are black spots like impurities walking on the light path.This is the coordinate paper, which records the coordinates of George, a new eternal market coordinates. The time of this market is truly fixed and becomes a real "eternity".

Randall never talked to George about how to make graph paper. He didn't expect George to give him this. This reminded him of the painful "Instigmatism" before, and he had a good impression of George that had just risen. , pressed down again.

"Grandpa Randall, don't you want to be the owner of the Eternal Bazaar?" George asked.

Randall showed a sour smile, and he said meanly: "Now I want to be an EMOTION businessman, and I will keep you stowaways in captivity."

George threw a pink candy E into the air. The pink candy drew a perfect parabola in the air and fell into George's open mouth with his head up. He licked his lips, feeling the sweetness of the candy. The taste fermented in the mouth, turned to look at Randall looking at himself, "With these candies, you don't need to steal other people's emotions, isn't it great?"

Then George continued: "I installed coordinate positioning on the car, you can come back here at any time, Randall, I need you."

Randall sarcastically said with disdain: "Why should I promise you?"

George smiled and said, "Actually, haven't you already agreed?" He looked at Randall's hand holding the steering wheel

Randall, who was sitting in the Lamborghini and had no intention of coming out, could only smile flatteringly, "You really shouldn't underestimate magic, George, do you know that your name is so common that if you call it casually on the street, people will turn your back?"

George nodded, "I know."

Watching Randall leave, George quickly discovered another special place in the realm of death. Even if you think you are walking in a straight line, you often don't feel that the space is folded. In George's eyes, Randall The car only appears every once in a while, like Apparating, the car will suddenly appear in a weird place.

Although Randall was much older than George, he came from the future for George. Randall died in 2017.

The world 19 years later, in George’s view, is nothing special. The queen of the Muggle world is still the same person, Britain has left the European Union, and there is something called an IPhone, which is like an enhanced version of the double-sided mirror. , Muggles are like suddenly mastering alchemy, technology far surpasses magic.

He didn't know that the time in the realm of the god of death actually has a starting point and an ending point. The starting point comes from the beginning of the birth of the god of death, and the end point comes from the timing and time in the real world. You can't travel to the future, and George will meet Fred soon. .

***

Snape's office had two free coolies, a swordsman named Ulla and a gunman named William. George contacted him, saying that the fake wizard who could only wield a stick would come to him.Well, if that fake wizard comes over, he must ask him to take that swordsman named Ula away as soon as possible. That swordsman is useless except for howling, and he is worse than Hagrid.

Everything is very quiet in the realm of death, a wooden door, if there is any difference between this door and the dean's office in the cellar of Slanterin, it is that it lacks a portrait. Randall in front of Snape didn't know.He sighed helplessly, his head ached at the thought of facing that black-haired wizard.

The knock on the door made Snape frown impatiently and looked outside the door. Without him even needing to speak, William ran to the door quickly, and Ulla stepped on the heavy footsteps. Following closely behind, this made Snape's brow furrow even tighter.

Randall was outside the door, and he was a little surprised to see his one-time partner standing in front of him, but the next moment, he showed a flattering smile: "Oh, William, I thought you were dead. "

"Randall, it's time for you to fulfill your promise and give me the address of the market." William ignored Randall's politeness.

Randall heard this, "I'm so happy." He smiled and handed the graph paper given by William George, "This is the new market address, I think you would like to share it with the black-haired gentleman behind you, I I'm leaving."

And the person he called Mr. Black Hair gave him a blow, "All petrified."

Snape's voice was as low and cold as ever, and his face was expressionless.No, he had a dark face as if he was going to eat people.This made Randall, who was immobilized by the petrification spell, shudder involuntarily, although he really couldn't do it.

Even William's beard trembled slightly because of Snape's anger, he bent down and took off his hat to Snape, "Your Excellency Snape, your magic always surprises me so much."

Wula next to him imitated William's movement and bent down, drew an arc with his right hand and put it on his chest, and shouted "Ula".

Snape rolled his eyes in impoliteness, and said to the two people who bent over, "Are you twins? You move in the same way, and you look alike."

Hearing this, William turned pale and bumped Ula to stop his imitation.Seeing Ulla clumsily scratching her hair and giggling at him, William could only sigh, and handed the graph paper to Snape.

There were two complex symbols drawn on the paper in Snape's hand - two formations, one to record the time and one to record the location, "It seems that his alchemy talent may have been underestimated by the whole Hogwarts. "He thought so, cast a levitating spell on Randall, and placed him by the fireplace.

Waving his wand to cancel the petrification curse, Randall fell from mid-air to the ground before he was happy that he could move. He let out a scream, and immediately begged for mercy: "Oh, no, great wizard, I It was just entrusted by George to deliver the graph paper to you."

"Oh, thank God for coming to deliver something to me." Snape said sarcastically without any compliment.

He went on to say: "I don't expect you to understand the greatness of potion, but you can understand it as a kind of potion that can make you feel uncomfortable. Of course, this is not useless. First of all, you have angered me. Pay the price, and secondly, I have waited for you for ten years."

Snape said something that Randall didn't understand, and the latter showed a surprised expression, "Although I am a little unhappy, I spared a long way, but ten years? This..."

"No no, no need to apologize, you won't feel sorry when I turn you into a troll."

"..." Although I don't know what a mountain monster is, it's obviously not something good.

Snape came to Randall with a bottle of potion, opened the cork and the potion inside was still emitting white smoke, and approached Randall who was retreating step by step, which made Snape a little impatient, He took out his wand and planned to give Randall a quick imprisonment.

"Oh, come on, I don't want to drink." Randall said shamelessly.

When Snape didn't realize the function of the graph paper, Randall pinched and folded the graph paper in his hand.Perhaps because Snape's room belongs to his private space, and Randall subconsciously invited them, the other three people in the room became one with him, and the coordinate paper directly transported the three of them to George's market.

Potions are always complicated, and such a complicated mutation occurred during the transmission process, which acted on Snape who was holding the potion.

Of course Snape's potion was not a potion that could turn a person into a troll. In fact, it was a potion that could change the appearance of the soul. He just wanted to turn Randall into a child and bully him for a while.

The "rejuvenation" potion, what a great invention, that's what the teenage version of Snape explained to George in front of him.

"Professor, if you're like this, can I still call you a professor?" George said in shock.

***

More than a dozen felt tents are arranged in an orderly manner, which is a traditional triangular tent shape, but the strangest thing is that behind the tents is a huge wooden sailing boat with a curved bow, a long and narrow hull, and a huge square woolen boat hanging from the mast. Sails, with oars and rudders hanging from the stern, seemed ready to sail at any time, but there was not even a drop of water here.

A burly man with a horn hat on his head greeted a strange old man, and gave the old man in a dark gray robe a warm hug.

"What is this?" The old man's voice was dry and cold, and his expressionless face seemed to be carved out of stone.

"Probably a wizard or something?" The same burly man with a protruding forehead patted the shoulder of the man in the horn hat, "I think you will be interested." He said and handed him something.

The old man received the hand without any turmoil in his eyes, "Wizard." He mechanically protruded the two words, "Wizard." Then he repeated it again for some reason.

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