[Tutorial] Self-indulgence

I got up from the bed around six o'clock in the afternoon.

...So that guy fell asleep right after he got home?

[Gun-jun, brave boy, get up quickly, or you will become a myth. ]

[What... let me sleep for another 5 minutes. ]

Sure enough, children nowadays like lazy beds.

I didn't call him at all, I just got up from the bed and pulled my hair a few times, and then I was going to finish today's homework.

...Mom, I see the malice of the big universe.

"Then what... baby are you there. I mean Reborn." I think I should have kept my cool enough to watch the baby pop out of my head.

"ciao'su~"

I would also like to say a word about the Olympic Games.

[Brother, please wake up quickly!I don't want to face your official match! ]

[...What... Um, I don't want to communicate with this little baby either! ]

There was a loud roar in my head, and I couldn't help shaking my head.It looks like Tsunayoshi-kun has made up his mind and can't come out~

[I don't care if I don't do my homework tomorrow and get called up by the teacher, and I don't care if I can't write the exam. ] I calmly looked at the black eyes in front of me, and fought against the little bastard Gang Ji.

Sure enough, as long as the boy reaches the age of 14, he will enter the rebellious period.

[... Anyway, I don't want it. ]

Then there was no more sound.I don't know if this guy wants to avoid talking to his governess or if he doesn't want to talk to me anymore, but there is no response.

Thinking that children nowadays are so difficult to take care of, I pulled out the hem of the shirt that was caught in my trousers, and pointed to the desk with some reluctance. "Then what, I have to do my homework, which is due tomorrow."

The little baby hanging upside down in front of me like Batman looked at me with those dark eyes, and then gave me a very innocent look. "Ok, I know."

This sentence was said calmly, as if I was going to eat.

"You tie a lot of bombs on my chair and I'll write...what are you writing! Second generation ancestor, please give me enough." When the words came to his lips, he still turned a corner abruptly, but the guy in front of him really made him laugh. I couldn't calm down, so I had to pick up my schoolbag and walk out the door.

"Where are you going? Stupid Gang."

"Go eat! You short-legged second generation ancestor!"

I grabbed the doorknob with one hand and slammed it shut, only to hear a gunshot following the sound of the door closing.

[Gun-jun, are you still alive? ]

[......]

[...Well, I almost let you be poked by a bullet if I didn't pay attention. ]

[Hey! ]

I shook my schoolbag and walked downstairs quickly. After I put the schoolbag on the sofa in the living room, my mother called me to sit at the dining table.

The second ancestor of Reborn had already sat in the seat next to me at some point.Then I heard Tsunayoshi-kun's timid voice ringing in my head.

[Is it okay... This guy won't just get angry and kill me... We'll collapse, right? ]

I looked at the expressionless baby and twitched the corners of my mouth.

[I don’t know, anyway, it won’t kill you, at most it’ll make you cry.Well, it's you and not me who are playing anyway. ]

As for the treatment of poor Gangjun afterward, I won't think about it.

I didn't bother to care about what Ah Gang was yelling, I turned my attention to the food on the table, and suddenly felt that my internal organs were twisted together.

Why are there noodles on the table! ?д? Mom, I didn't charge the phone bill to send it.

"Mom, noodles..." I pointed to a large bowl of noodles on the table, feeling pain in my fingertips.

My mother poked her head out of the kitchen and yelled at me, "Ah, wait a minute, Mr. Gang, your meal will be ready soon. The pasta over there is for Little Reborn, who is from Italy."

Rice, which means my staple food is different from Reborn's.

Ahhh, I'm really my own.

After my mother brought the fried rice, the unstoppable Reborn decisively started to attack me for the second round after eating a few mouthfuls of noodles. "Mom, don't idiots eat noodles?"

"Well, Mr. Gang doesn't eat at night."

"Oh…"

Reborn's sentence oh is really meaningful, I can't help but want to leave the mess to Gang-kun who can't clean up at all and will make it worse. "Only at night, anyway, I don't eat at night." I shook my chopsticks because of Reborn's gaze, and finally decided to pick up a spoon to eat.

"Then in order to exercise you, let's eat noodles every night from today. Mom, please."

"Starting today, every night will be pasta?" I muttered, and Gang Jun couldn't help but asked me worriedly.

[Is it okay, if you eat noodles at night...won't you...]

[no problem. ] I replied to him, anyway, I have nothing to worry about, ... but really upset.Before eating the fried rice in the spoon, I watched Reborn with a blank expression and said something that could express my feelings.

"You Immortal Banban."

[Day... what's going on? ] It was probably the first time I heard me say it, so Tsunayoshi also repeated it, but because of the intonation problem, he could only understand the previous sentence.

[You are not allowed to learn,...you are here to curse. ]

[Hey hey hey! ?Then if Reborn understands, won't he be looking for trouble again! ]

My mind was suddenly filled with his yelling, so I couldn't help holding my head and knocking. [Hmph, each of the 56 ethnic groups in my Great Celestial Dynasty has a different language. Even if the official language is Mandarin, people in each place have different dialects, okay?Almost like your Osaka accent and Kansai accent?Ah, but there is a difference...sometimes even if you are in the same province or a different city, you may not understand what the other party is saying.Yes, this is the existence of dialects! ]

[...Is it really all right? ]

I'm pretty sure it's ok.Because even if he can understand the Sichuan and Shu dialects, I can come to another place.In addition... this guy's setting is not that great, at most he can speak Mandarin with a Hong Kong accent?Anyway, I don't believe he spoke to Yiping in Cantonese.

He suddenly became silent again, and I followed him and concentrated on eating.

"...What does Mr. Gang mean by this?" My mother tilted her head and thought for a while, then suddenly asked me.

I almost didn't swallow a mouthful of food.

Please don't just understand that day, I will be super distressed. "Oh, it's like saying 'oh my god', which is what you use when you're absolutely amazed."

[You are lying. ]

[In a way, yes. ]

[......]

"Are you surprised?" Reborn lowered his hat and twitched the corners of his mouth.

I glanced at him and continued to eat my fried rice.

"From tomorrow on, Ah Gang will learn to eat noodles at night." Reborn said to me expressionlessly, pulling the curly hair on his temples.

I ignored him, but Ah Gang yelled at me anxiously, [What to do, you are the one who made him anxious.Hurry up and tell him you can't eat it. ]

[no thanks.I……]

"No." The sudden voice of disapproval interrupted the explanation I was going to give to Ah Gang. I looked up and saw my mother propping up the table with both hands, and said it again seriously. "This will not work."

This is a woman with her own aura.

[Why would mom...? ! ]

Probably because he never thought that his mother would have such a strong day, Ah Gang's voice sounded extremely surprised.

[Don’t be surprised by that kind of thing, the people who know the reason why I don’t eat noodles are not only you but also my mother, so I will definitely refuse. ]

Hehehe, Gangji's mother is a real mother, besides, the experience of dealing with housewives, the second generation ancestor, you are definitely not as much as I am!It's still too early to beat me here, hahaha! !

"Little Reborn's request, mom can't agree." Mom looked at Reborn and repeated again. "Gun-kun started to suffer from stomachaches when he ate noodles at night when he was a child, so mother can't agree to this request. If little Reborn wants to eat noodles, mother will help you."

Reborn's stroking action only paused for a moment, and then continued to stroke the sideburn hair. "Then as long as you insist on eating noodles, you will be able to overcome your weakness." He said, he suddenly looked up at his mother, and he showed the unique cuteness of a baby.

[what to do!Mom will definitely agree now! ]

[Trust me, absolutely not.Although I am the one who can't eat noodles, but for my mother...you are the one who has a stomachache after eating noodles at night, right?And it's not like my mother hasn't seen me in pain after eating. ]

God knows what's wrong with it, the habit of having stomach pain as long as you eat noodles at night is as inexplicable as eating watermelon without seeds.

Ah, I must be an inexplicable person anyway. ...Although I don't remember what I was like before.

"That's not okay." Mom shook her head and refused again. "In short, everyone will have one or two things that they can't eat. Little Reborn can't force others in this regard. Ah, have you finished eating, do you want another bowl?"

While my mother was talking to him, I had finished eating fried rice.

"No, there's no need. I'll take a shower later... No, I'll take a shower now." By chance I saw Reborn looking up and smiling at me, and I just felt numb all over. "Then I'll put the bowls and chopsticks in the pool first." Holding the spoon and the cleaned bowls and chopsticks in my hands, I quickly evacuated from the battlefield of the dining table.

Five minutes later I grabbed a change of clothes and walked into the bathroom, then sank into the full tub.

[...Hoohoo, I really enjoyed it.Speaking of which, the next step is the debut of the left and right hands, and... well, anyway, I told you before, if you don't remember, you can look through the database in my brain, my brain... no, you can find the information in that white space www]

That white space is equivalent to a data storage room, but the stored data are all in my mind, and because of this, when I was bored alone, I used to dig out various games and play there.

The only pity is that I can't find any information about myself, and there is nothing like an ID card that can prove my name.

...There are a lot of games and animations, so I am really an otaku.

[Hey... you said before that this place was created, right?Whether it’s me or the world, even my mother is…]

He said this suddenly, with a bit of depression.

I flicked my feet unhurriedly, and then looked at Gang-kun's Tower of Babylon through the water with great interest. [Why do you say that all of a sudden? ]

[Don't watch it! …Don’t change the topic, because it’s very strange. Everything in your life is decided by someone you don’t know at all, and you are still a book creature like Two-dimensional, which is very strange, okay? ]

[Should I say that you suddenly realized this surprised me, or should I say that you finally had this idea and made me feel that it was true. ] I sighed, unscrewed the shower head, and let the water wash my body straight from the top of my head. [Is this place real... How do you want me to say it? Although I am like this now, I do live in this world. If I deny this place, then I will deny myself.Besides, as early as several years ago, I tried to find a way to deny it, such as leaving your body or turning into something like A Piao, in short, there is no way. ]

I seemed to hear him suddenly stagnate, and said to me in a flustered tone, [Will you leave? ]

[...Why do you feel suddenly nervous?Ah, I'm not sure if I will leave, anyway, I don't have a name and I can't remember it, that is to say... I don't have the bond created by the name.Well, maybe I will accompany you for the rest of my life, and maybe even help you have sex... This is a bit unrealistic.Heck, why don't we borrow a ten-year bazooka without waiting for that Vibono or Povino's Maverick to show up? ]

[...That's it for an appointment. ]

[Enen, that's the decision... By the way, you wash this piece yourself, I have protected your innocence since you were five or seven years old. ]

[……Hello! ]

After arguing with him casually, I spent more than two hours squatting in the living room to finish my homework after I basically finished washing, and then went upstairs to my room to prepare for the next day's battle.

Hope to have a good dream today.

The alarm clock went off on time at six o'clock in the morning, and when I opened my eyes, I saw Reborn holding a pacemaker about the size of others and looking at me. "……Good morning."

There was a very obvious look of pity on his face, "Ah, good morning." Then he reluctantly put away the thing in his hand. "I thought you'd be asleep."

It's really possible for me if you want.

"Well, I usually get up at about this time, and I don't rule out staying in bed." I wanted to be sure, but when I thought of Tsunaji-kun's slow work, I...

[I woke up today too. ]

[Oh, rare. ]

[...Well, you don't have a name, I... Let's think of one together. ]

What he said suddenly made me lose my mind. I stared at Reborn standing on the floor for a while, then picked up the clothes neatly and put them on my head.

[I got up early in the morning and said that I would give me a name...Okay, let me listen to you. ] I yawned, dressed nonchalantly, bypassed Reborn, and went downstairs to wash up. [How about the Dark Flame Emissary, or the True Eye of the Evil King is also good. ] I sincerely said these two handsome names, but Tsuna Ji-kun didn’t agree.

[What is your second name!Most people don't give themselves such a name! ...Ahhh, forget it.How about calling you zero, zero. ]

[zero? ...Wait, didn't you look through the Yue Xia Qi Tan in my mind yesterday, didn't you!Oo, I'll kill you when I saw it! ]

Other than vampires, the only thing I can think of about the name Zero in my mind is the game between the princess of the devil world and the twin brothers... Next time, I'd better seal the things that are not suitable for children in my mind.

Maybe it was frightened by my tone, that guy was very flustered when he said no, as if he was afraid that I would misunderstand.

[No... ah, can I change the name of youth. ] Listening to that guy's flustered voice, I felt like I was bullying a child again, so I could only ask him if he thought of any other names.

[...Xin, Xinzi. ]

[Then zero, zero, in short, this kind of name seems to be very domineering. ]

Asking me to use that kind of bad street name is really... Speaking of which, this guy hasn't looked right since he took a shower last night and chatted?I thought about the recent activities in the school carefully, and I can basically determine the reason.

[...Are you forced to sign up for something again? ]

[…um…volleyball. ]

[volleyball?Wait, did you guys sign up? ...Okay, did you get tricked by the second generation ancestor yesterday...]

The only thing I can think of when Tsunayoshi, who doesn't participate in almost any clubs, would sign up for the most terrifying volleyball competition for a sports incompetent person like him, I can only think of this guy is Reborn.

[What does the second generation ancestor mean? ]

Then I heard him say something about the Second Generation Ancestor, and suddenly felt that I was teaching bad children. A 14-year-old boy is too easy to be led astray.

I sighed silently, stopping the guy from asking any further questions. [Um?The Second Generation Ancestor... In short, you can't learn it either. ] Hearing what I said, he probably also guessed that this is not a good word, so he said something to me when he was sleepy and lost his voice.

Probably sleeping again.

I sighed, took the spare uniform and lunch box and left, and at the same time lamented that the young Tsunayoshi was still very obedient. ... Otherwise, with my character, I will definitely quarrel with him.

Kids are super scary.Ever since I settled in the body of Tsunaji's young boy, I have a deep understanding of this.

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