"Crack!"

With the crisp sound of taking pictures from the mobile phone, Taketori Che completed a selfie of today's location.

The background includes the crazy handsome guy who fell into the water, the stunned companion lady and the angry office worker uncle.

"Hey! What's the matter with you! It's fine if you don't save people, but you stop your companions from saving people!" The uncle accused her angrily, "Is your heart made of iron!"

Taketori Che put away his phone, rolled his eyes, and sneered, "I don't know if it's thick, but I know my heart must be black."

The man was dumbfounded by her anger.He had never seen such a shameless girl.

Taketori Che: "Did the diving guy ask for help? What if he is practicing diving?"

"It's already November in such a cold day, who would practice diving in the river!"

The office workers complained violently.

"Don't yell so loudly. In this world, whoever is louder is justified." Taketori Che looked at the livid-faced middle-aged office worker uncle with disgust, "Also, since you want to save people, go by yourself. Don't kidnap me morally! What if I don't know how to swim? If you fool me, it will be a tragedy of killing two people!"

It wasn't until this time that Chiharu Takeuchi, who was a bit naive by nature, realized it, and reminded in a low voice: "Hueri-chan, that's not how the term 'one dead body, two lives' is used..."

Taketori Che pretended not to hear.

Seeing the tangled and painful expression on the middle-aged man's face, she smiled more and more happily: "In that case, let me fulfill your heroism, uncle."

what?

Before the uncle could react, he just felt his legs being tripped by someone, and then his shoulders were grabbed by the passer-by girl in front of him, and he threw it into the river with all his strength!Follow the previous one who fell into the water!

Pfft!

Overboard 1

Takeuchi Chiharu was completely stunned by the series of coquettish operations by her companions, she opened her mouth wide and couldn't speak, and could only watch helplessly as the office worker struggled and yelled in the river, but he still went down uncontrollably Shen.

It turns out...he can't swim.

"Wow! Hui Li-chan, you are murdering!"

At this time, Taketori Che smiled slightly: "It's okay Chiharu, murder is a characteristic of the port mafia, you have to taste it. You should also get used to this cruel situation earlier."

The problem is that this cruel situation is artificially caused by you!Takeuchi Chiharu roared inwardly.

Taketori Che suppressed his smile and stared at the river expressionlessly.

She wasn't sure if Tsushima Yezou had recognized his disguised identity that night when he appeared in front of her, but in any case, she couldn't do what the other party wanted.

There is no way but to operate in reverse.

Still soaking in the river at this time, Tsushima Yezo, who was waiting to be rescued, felt something was wrong.

As a ghost animal lover who likes to study various suicide techniques when he has nothing to do, one of his life goals is to die in love with a beautiful woman, but when he opened his eyes, he found that a disheveled office worker jumped in to die in love with him!

In the river, the other party's seemingly bright but torn clothes, greasy fingers, and painfully distorted face... He could see clearly!

Depend on!Boss returns!

Hazo Tsushima was so disgusted that he could hardly hold his breath, and choked on the river water.

What's even more frightening is that the opponent grabbed his arm and dragged it down desperately as if grabbing a life-saving straw!

If it wasn't for being underwater, the handsome black-haired guy would probably be breaking out in cold sweat right now.

No!He doesn't want to die here!

The desperate Mr. Tsushima once again recognized the true colors of certain things and a certain person. He roughly grabbed the collar of the bastard office worker uncle, and desperately stepped on the water upstream—finally, they emerged from the water.

He, Tsushima Yozo, a suicide enthusiast, today saved a middle-aged man who wanted to jump into the river to die in love.

Congratulations, suicide disqualification.

At this time, Taketori Che had already run to the shore, caught them both back on the lawn and laid them down on the lawn. At this time, the office worker uncle had already woken up by spitting water. to the river.

However, this time, Taketori Che didn't threaten him anymore, but asked calmly: "The one who really wants to die is you, uncle."

As soon as this remark came out, the young lady and the office workers themselves were stunned, and even Tsushima Yezang, who was shaking the water droplets on his hair, couldn't help but look over.

"Sitting by the river for so long, the drunkenness has receded, and even my face is blue from the cold. If I didn't really want to die or encounter some difficult hurdles, I wouldn't have been entangled in such a cold river for so long."

The office worker uncle looked at her sadly, his body was still dripping, but tears were streaming down his face.

I don't know if it's because of fear, or because the girl sees through my thoughts.

"This way of dying is very painful." Taketori Che squatted down, took out a quick-drying towel from nowhere and handed it to the other party, "It's cold and painful, the corpse will swell up and become a terrifying giant, and luck If it is not good, the soul will become the water ghost of this river, and then we will arrest passers-by as ghosts."

Takeuchi Chiharu was shocked and wanted to ask how she knew these things, but found that Tsushima stopped him with a serious face, and motioned her to keep quiet for the time being and continue listening.

"I don't know what happened to you." Taketori Che said with a cold expression, "Say any comforting words will only make me appear arrogant, so I won't say anything."

"I can only advise you—change the way of death. Of course, if you are willing to leave all your personal inheritance to me, I will immediately let you completely end the suffering in this world."

The other three: ...

After talking for a long time, you actually just want to say the last sentence!

"I can't... I can't help it..." The office worker uncle choked up, lying on the ground and crying like a child.

It turned out that the company this guy worked for went bankrupt, he couldn't find a new job, he owed a pile of mortgages and car loans, and his mother was seriously ill and urgently needed a surgery fee.And his wife and children thought he was working normally, and made lunch for him every day to take him out...

Anyway, after all, there is only one core word-"lack of money".

Taketori Che rolled his eyes, took out a checkbook from his pocket and wrote it for him.

"What's the big deal for me, isn't it just money?"

Miss Takeuchi next to her was stunned at the time. It was hard to imagine that Taketori Che, who was always so poor that he could only eat raw eggs and soy sauce bibimbap, and went fishing for extra meals, would actually make a donation!

The down-and-out uncle was also stunned.

"Take it!" Taketori Che put the check into the other party's hand with heartache after finishing writing, "This money is a loan from you! Let me solve those messy things and be nice to my family! Find a new job and take care of yourself." Live! If I find out that you still have nothing to do by then, I will kill you, and then sell all your wife and children to black factories in Africa to earn money and pay off my debts! Work until you die! Listen clearly!"

The uncle nodded blankly, as if he didn't react.

Taketori Che patted him on the shoulder, rubbed the water on the quick-drying towel casually and disgustedly, got up and left.

"Let's go, Qianchun, what are you doing staring blankly at that good-for-nothing uncle? It's love at first sight."

"No! Hyeri-chan, don't say that! I just haven't recovered..."

At this moment, the uncle holding the check finally came to his senses, and shouted at her back with tears in his eyes, "How can I pay you back!"

Taketori Che didn't look back, but just waved his hand. This gesture was very handsome and unrestrained, "I'm a member of the port mafia. When I want to find you, I will naturally find you. Remember to return it ten times when the time comes."

"Is ten times too much..." Takeuchi said anxiously.

"Then let's go five times. Now that the inflation is so high, I'm in a bloodbath."

But Hazo Tsushima, who was standing aside and watched the good show, realized that he was forgotten by others, and immediately looked at the uncle who was still kneeling on the ground crying bitterly with a half-smile, and stepped forward to catch up with the two people in front.

"Oh, don't go so fast, wait for me... At least give me a towel too?!"

Taketori Che turned his head to look at the handsome black-haired guy who had already rushed to his side, with an innocent and subtle smile on his face: "No, I'll just carry a compressed towel with me. Otherwise, you can go get the towel that was given to the uncle just now. Take it back?"

"I do not want it!"

Tsushima's cheeks were puffed up with anger, he was obviously a handsome adult, but at certain moments he had a childlike innocence.

"That's it." Taketori Che nodded seriously, "There is a chain hotel over there, you can rent hourly rooms, and you can ask the front desk to help buy clothes and send them in. It's very suitable for you, a rescuer. Go, don't I have a cold!"

As soon as he heard "savior", Tsushima's expression became even more gloomy.

Hell, he was originally a man who fell into the water, and he was looking for a beautiful lady to die in love with him online. Who would have thought that a fucking uncle with a middle-aged crisis would come, and he would be asked to rescue the person himself in the end...

At this moment, Takeuchi Chiharu really couldn't stand it anymore.

You know, Tsushima Hazo is a young and handsome guy, with slightly curly black hair dripping on his forehead, coupled with the three-piece slim suit that was soaked, he looks very aggrieved and moving overall , beautiful and delicious.

However, in the face of such a kind and handsome guy who just fell into the water and is eager to save others, Hui Lijiang actually said the lines with a straight male tone!

It's simply - she is using her strength to stay single!

"Excuse me, I want to say something." Takeuchi Chiharu's good personality is playing a role again, "If this gentleman doesn't have money with him, I can help you open an hourly room..."

Tsushima was very moved, and immediately rushed to Takeuchi Chiharu, held up one of her hands, and said affectionately: "Ah, this kind lady, your kindness is so radiant, it's like bathing in my body. The warm winter sun dispels the coldness of the river..."

Before he finished speaking, Taketori Che, who was too lazy to listen, had already walked away.

Seeing this situation, Takeuchi Chiharu broke away from Tsushima's hand in embarrassment, apologized to him and speeded up to catch up.

Tsushima who was repeatedly rejected by two girls:?

He couldn't help feeling a little suspicious of his past charm.However, he hurriedly chased after him, only to find that Taketori Che had already opened a one-hour room for him in a roadside chain hotel as quickly as possible, and was about to hand him the room card.

Taketori Che: "Okay, this hour room please, don't bother me and my friends anymore. Goodbye."

Hazo Tsushima: ...

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