Experience in building a branch of Crab Castle King in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang

1. ​​Fighting method

When Taketori Che was still working in the port mafia, he used a skill called [Sucked away], the effect is to suck objects within a certain range and a certain weight towards him.

Once, he worked overtime late at night, and it happened that Zhongya came back from work outside, and this guy brought back a fried noodle for supper.

"I want to eat fried noodles too! Woohoo! You're so petty, you don't even ask me if I want it!"

Taketori Che rolled around on the sofa in the chief's office, like a brat crying in the supermarket because his mother didn't allow him to buy candy.Osamu Dazai sat behind a table beside him, secretly playing with his mobile phone to rest.

Zhong, who was carrying the bento box, also felt aggrieved: "I asked, I asked you an hour ago if you wanted supper, and you said no."

"At that time I had no appetite!" Taketori Che said confidently, "Now I'm hungry again!"

Zhong Ye: "Eat when you're hungry! Do you still want me to feed you? And can't you use your supernatural powers to conjure food!"

"Huh? It's so funny. I ask you to cut your own leg meat every day and eat it yourself. Do you want to eat it?"

Taketori Che said fiercely, then stretched out his hand and directly "sucked" the bento box in the opponent's hand.

Zhong also was caught off guard by a robbery, and the bag was dropped, but he reacted quickly and directly used the gravity ability to suck the bento box back.

As a result, the powers of the two supernatural powers collided fiercely in the air, and neither could defeat the other.But out of a tacit understanding of playfulness, neither of them approached the bento box that floated to the left and then to the right in mid-air, but focused on increasing the ability to resist the ability, while carefully protecting the fragile Don't break the bento box.

Osamu Dazai raised his head when he heard the movement: ...

Alas, for the sake of the harmonious coexistence of his subordinates, he, the boss, can only reluctantly make some sacrifices.

So the leader of the port mafia put down his mobile phone, and walked to the middle of the room at a speed that no one could react to. He used [Disqualification in the World] to break through the confrontation with the ability, and caught the phone that fell with a "snap" with one hand. Warm bento box.

"Delicious. Remember to ask the boss to put more chopped green onions next time."

In this way, in the sight of the two stunned subordinates, he went back to his room to rest while holding a fried noodle box to eat.

The two supernatural beings who seemed very powerful to outsiders couldn't help being silent for a moment.

"Shall we go out to eat?"

"Shall we go out for a drink?"

They said in unison.Then they all showed expressions of sympathy and affection between father and son.

All in all, it was a peaceful overtime night.

2. Come on Pokémon

Taketori Che, who used to be just a nobody, has been in the port mafia for a long time, and his notoriety has come out.

To use the lines of the P company game, it is "Your evil deeds are known to everyone from Ireland to Khitan!" Or "Your despicable behavior is like a character in a Greek drama!"...Of course, this is just a metaphor .

In any case, after she became famous, she was often compared with Zhongya Zhongya, who was also a bodyguard.

What's more, someone with good intentions gave them a "Sword and Shield Combination of the Port Mafia", but they didn't make it clear who was responsible for which role these two played.

Because the two work almost in shifts, and sometimes they are very busy, Taketori Che will help to keep an eye on the boss.It is the same if it is replaced by Zhong.

"So Chuya, I am the shield, and you are the sword." Taketori Che stroked his left wrist, which has a device that can activate an optical shield, "Look, I have a shield."

"Isn't it? Something's wrong!" Nakahara retorted loudly, "I'm obviously the one who protects better. But you Taketori, your aggressiveness is much stronger than mine, and you threw the leader several times. Drop it and find the killer to line up yourself!"

"No, no, you are a boy, so you are more suitable for swords."

"Are you funny? What does this have to do with gender? I think Taketori wants to persecute me! You are the sword!"

"No no, Senior Central Plains, you have more swords."

"You are the sword!"

"You are the best."

Caught between two quarreling subordinates, the leader of Hong Kong gangsters is like a mascot, watching the latest international intelligence without saying a word.

This is the daily work of trainer Dazai and his Pokémon combination.

(Note: "Pokémon Sword and Shield" is the first major Pokémon game in the Reiwa era.)

3. Make a fortune together

"So, we currently have a financial project with great potential! Gentlemen, let me tell you, it is a very good opportunity to make money!"

In a secret and quiet room, Taketori Che was bragging about the non-existent financing project like the leader of an MLM organization. In front of her, there were seven or eight people who were listening intently and attentively. men and women.

In fact, these people are fat sheep carefully selected by Taketori Che... Ah no, they are spies and undercover agents from other organizations.

Due to the influence of the [Lao Tzu is begging for food] skill, they are now in the stage of being brainwashed. Coupled with Taketori Che's face of nuclear kindness, the prospect and future of the project are blown into hype, as if sitting on the ground to make a fortune, everyone is excited up.

"Then!" A person impatiently raised his hand, "How can I join your investment project!"

The others nodded repeatedly. Although they were working for their respective organizations, no one would hate their pockets getting bigger.

Taketori Che smiled slightly, as if he saw the day when the winning ticket was in his hands: "Everyone, don't worry, everyone has the opportunity to invest, and I will lead everyone to get rich together."

"Next, I will introduce to you the membership system of our project. As long as you make a certain amount of investment and introduce more than 3 of your relatives and friends to join our project, you will become junior members and enjoy certain benefits. Discounts and treatment in the internal points mall. Maybe someone will ask, how to become an intermediate member or even go further?"

"It's very simple! As long as you attract more people to join our project, everyone will gather more funds... It's easy to get rich as soon as possible. Opportunities are rare and places are limited..."

The meeting is over.

Taketori Che watched with a smile on the same excited fat sheep leaving the room one after another.

A month later.

Ozaki Koye of the intelligence department received a long letter of undercover spy and related organization information, even though she was as calm as her, she couldn't help laughing.

And Taketori Che is already using the newly squeezed funds from major organizations to carry out a new ten consecutive draw.

4. Dreaming

Osamu Dazai had a strange dream.

He dreamed that his subordinate got married, and the groom was another person, and in his dream, he couldn't even watch the pre-shrine ceremony live, and could only broadcast it live through Zhongye's live camera.

Finally, he saw who the groom was.

Wearing a black kimono for a traditional wedding ceremony, stepping on wooden clogs, holding a white folding fan, looking serene and happy... the red-haired man.

"what!"

Osamu Dazai woke up in shock.

He sat up abruptly and found that his back was covered with cold sweat - he didn't know which protagonist in the dream was responsible for it.

Just at this time, when he heard movement inside the house, Taketori Che, who was on duty playing games outside, poked his head in: "Boss? Is there an assassin?"

"No." Dazai asked her in shock, "Are you married?"

"Boss, are you out of your mind?" Taketori Che stared at him with wide light blue eyes, like a husky whose ability to make trouble has been humiliated.

Just as Dazai breathed a sigh of relief, he heard the other party say, "That's natural! I have 15 children!"

As she spoke, she raised her left hand and shook the dazzling wedding ring on her ring finger.

…………

……

"Wow!"

Osamu Dazai held his head and bounced up again, only to realize exhaustedly that it was a dream within a dream...

It was very quiet all around.

"Ache, Ache!"

This time, Taketori, who was wearing pajamas and with messy hair, poked his head in sleepily, "What's your order, boss?"

Dazai was thinking about the scenes in the two dreams, and seeing the tired look of the guy in front of him, he was really angry.

"Why sleep? Work overtime for me!"

Taketori Che:? ? ?

"Where the hell are you from the devil!!!"

5. The work of the gods

After Taketori Che became Kami SAMA, he also met several colleagues one after another.Some of them are very powerful, and some can be crushed to death with one finger.

After all, Japan is known as "800 million gods", and an average of 15 humans correspond to one god...

Anyway, I've been in this business for a long time, and I can see everything.

For example, a certain god who is so poor that he has no money to eat, can only work for others, and only earns 5 yen each time.

Once, Taketori Che saw a small advertisement on the roadside and made a phone call out of curiosity, but after calling the person over, there was nothing to do. It just so happened that Atsushi Nakajima went berserk with his supernatural power, and Taketori Che Just ask this god named "Yato" to beat Xiaosnail.

Yato beat the big cat hard, and finally the little snail surrendered and lay down on his stomach. Yato hesitated for a second and then began to comb the cat's hair, and used the latest hair shine agent on the market .

When Taketori Che checked and accepted, she got a big cat with shiny fur.

To thank the other party for their hard work, Taketori treats Yato and his artifact to a feast.The latter was so moved that he almost evolved into a weeping cat on the spot, and was crazily disgusted by his beauty artifact.

Speaking of which, as gods, why is senior Yato so poor... Taketori Che, who pays the bill with Chuya's card, pondered over this question silently.

6. Okonomiyaki

"I want to eat Okonomiyaki, Che."

"You can eat it if you want it?" Taketori Che replied without raising his head, "Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me?"

The head of the port mafia gave her a "face stare".

Taketori Che couldn't bear it anymore.

"Okay, okay, don't look at me with such money-deducting eyes."

Osamu Dazai then withdrew his gaze, and said slowly, "I want to eat what you made by yourself."

"Hey, don't go too far, bastard leader! It's a great face to buy you a takeaway... that's enough! Don't stare at me!" Taketori turned his head to avoid the other party's sight in embarrassment, "even if I I don’t even have the tools to make Okonomiyaki.”

Dazai pondered for a few seconds: "Can't you have fun?"

Taketori Che was speechless: "That doesn't necessarily guarantee that you will definitely get the related tools for making Okonomiyaki, right?"

——[Runaway Life] Do you think these words are fake!

Dazai took out a stack of US dollar bills without consecutive numbers from the drawer and threw it to her.

"Just one draw." He said, "The money will be reimbursed to you."

Is there any idiot in this world willing to spend $[-] to eat Okonomiyaki once? ?

Taketori Che took the money happily, and decisively opened the draw card - anyway, this time the crash is not afraid, after all, it is the scrap boss report... what the hell? !

Is this broken ability yours or mine? ?

[Full set of tools for making Okonomiyaki: Although Okonomiyaki is only a kind of street food in Kansai style, it should not be sloppy.The heart of the chef is contained in the food and conveyed to the diners.The grilled noodle cake is made of flour, minced vegetables, water, shrimp, corn kernels, minced pork and various seasonings, sprinkled with rich flavor sauce, it is really a dish that even gods will be full of praise after eating! 】

Taketori Che: ...I ate it myself and then boasted to myself, which is indeed to the extent of "even the gods are full of praise".

So she started making okonomiyaki in the chief's office.Fortunately, this tool trolley is also equipped with a range hood system, and the oil fume evaporates and disappears.

I want to wait until Taketori is unemployed, and I can still go to the street to sell Okonomiyaki, so that I won’t be reduced to the point of moving bricks on the construction site.

Twenty minutes later, Osamu Dazai got his wish and ate the Okonomiyaki made and served by his subordinates himself.

Delicious.

The only fly in the ointment was Zhong, Yuan Zhong also shouted a little loudly when he was looking for where the missing stack of one hundred thousand dollar bills went.

7. Secret

Osamu Dazai has a little secret.

That is, before he left his post as the leader of the port mafia, he once used his power to do a small thing.

That is to intercept all love affairs against his silly dog ​​subordinates in advance, including: intercepting love letters, preventing confession gifts, talking to the other party's crush in person (threats), and resolutely denying when Hongye asked if she liked Ah Che ...

Generally speaking, this person just said "I don't have any affection for Ah Che", but he always takes the lead when it comes to jealousy.

Taketori Che was still very sad when he thought of this period of social life: "In those few years, I didn't have any luck at all!"

Osamu Dazai: "Hee hee."