Experience in building a branch of Crab Castle King in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang

[Recharge: 50,000$, are you sure? 】

Sure.

[Reminder: The current points are 101 points, and there are ten lucky draws. 】

[It is detected that today is a special holiday "Double Eleven" promotional activity, the promotional special is 90% off, and you only need to spend [-] points to complete a ten consecutive draw!Is there a lottery? 】

...Yes!Today is Double Eleven!

Taketori Che has been in a dazed house for the past few days, completely forgetting what day it is today.

Speaking of it, "Runaway Life" will indeed be discounted on some relatively large traditional and emerging festivals-such as Christmas or Dragon Boat Festival, and the most subtle thing is that it is calculated according to the traditional calendar of the Dragon Kingdom.

As soon as Taketori Che thought of this matter, he fell into the confusion of life and couldn't extricate himself.

Obviously I am a Japanese mixed race - my mother is Japanese and my father is Greek, there is absolutely no mistake.

But why is the ability on par with the Dragon Kingdom?

...No matter how you think about it, it's all the fault of that spicy chicken master!If it weren't for...if it wasn't for that Dragon Country man who messed up my abilities back then, I wouldn't have had such a miserable life, maybe I could draw cards with Krypton Vietnamese Dong...

Taketori Che scolded Master Sand Sculpture for the thousand and eighth time in his heart, and he was not in a hurry to draw a lottery, but rushed to the toilet to remove the make-up of disguise, took a bath, and changed Putting on new clothes, he sat in the room with a solemn gesture of bathing and burning incense.

As we all know, if you draw a card, you must do your best to deal with it.

Presumably, after Taketori Che showed his half-European face again, the ten consecutive draws this time would not be too bad... right?

She put her hand on the open brown notebook and said softly, "Start the lottery draw."

So the seemingly ordinary notebook bloomed with dazzling brilliance, filling the small room.These deep or light blue rays are like the waves of the ocean, and also like the gaze of the deep space, enveloping and enveloping the girl, causing her clothes to flutter, and her eyes are like lightning.

Fortunately, the curtains had been drawn ahead of time, so that outsiders would not be able to see the clues.

In the illusion of joy, Taketori Che vaguely heard the lottery result transmitted to her by the supernatural power.

[Congratulations: I won the [item·Dung Treasure]]

[Congratulations: Winning [Item·Safe Quick Charge Data Cable (Three Types of Interfaces)]]

[Congratulations: [Item·Hero Brand Pen]]

【Congratulations: I won [Skill · Forced Fart]】

【Congratulations: I won [Item·Eco-friendly shopping bag (printed with the words of Family Planning Bureau)]】

[Congratulations: I won the [Equipment · Folding Small Bench]]

【Congratulations: [Item·Fresh Cherries 10KG]】

[Congratulations: Winning [Equipment·Galaxy Explorer Boots]]

【Congratulations: I won [Item · Expiration Calendar]】

【Congratulations: [Item · Boxed Butter Cookies (No Food Safety Certificate)]】

Whoa whoa!Shipped!

Taketori Che jumped up excitedly.

But when she saw clearly what the product was, her face immediately became as dark as the bottom of the pot.

"Runaway Life" will draw three things for her, namely skills, equipment and items.Taketori Che privately used SSR, SR, R to refer to these three things.

The skill SSR is of course the best thing, it is convenient and fast, and has immediate results; the equipment SR is a bit inferior, but the good thing is that even if it is damaged for a while, it can be summoned and equipped after a while; and the items are really useless Ordinary stuff that you don't even have, and the effect is similar to what you buy in the supermarket.

Let her look at the item first.

Pulling the dung treasure, ha, does she look like she will clog the toilet drain casually!

Does she still have to thank the idiot ability for giving her a brand new toilet set instead of a "used one"?Don't doubt the possibility, it has precedent...

Charging data cable, okay.The problem is that she watched the technology news last month and found that Apple in the United States had launched the latest fourth charging interface, and Huawei in Longguo was not to be outdone, and directly announced that they had launched the fifth charging interface. ...so this charging cable with only three interfaces is outdated!

The next fountain pen can be used, but the problem is that there is no matching ink as a gift, so the review is bad.

The reusable shopping bag is a good thing, but it is a gift from the Longguo Family Planning Office. The quality is generally not mentioned, and there are words like "Don't forget the family planning policy when you go out to work"... Whoever has the nerve to take it out Use it!Bad review!

It is really rare for fresh cherries to weigh more than ten kilograms. Taketori Che quickly tasted the taste of a few cherries.praise.

An expired calendar, hehe, even "Runaway Life" is considered to be "expired". How could she have the nerve to give it to her after she spent a full ninety thousand dollars?

Finally, there is the box of cookies. Cookies are a good snack, and with the words of no food safety guarantee, who would dare to eat them?

After the above evaluation is completed, it is the equipment of SR.Taketori Che took the book and looked at the newly appeared words and pictures one by one.

[Folding small bench: A gray plastic small bench that looks like it was produced by a 2 yuan store.However, the sense of scientific design allows it to be folded into a square item and taken away in a briefcase.This small bench is suitable for everyday occasions such as fishing, squeezing the subway, watching others fight, riding a space rocket, etc. The only disadvantage is that it is very rustic. 】

[The short boots of the unknown explorer: shoes are the second life of the explorer.The appearance of this pair of short boots is black, the shoe shape is straight and capable, and the sole is made of soft material, which is comfortable to wear, sound-absorbing and non-slip, good air permeability, and extremely wear-resistant.

As we all know, a pair of good shoes can help you a lot in many occasions, such as climbing mountains, trekking long distances, being caught and raped and about to escape... Of course, if it is really inconvenient to wear short boots to attend certain occasions, you can wear them The appearance can be adjusted independently to look like other shoes.But it can't be turned into a flip-flop shape. 】

Taketori Che frowned and looked at it for a long time. The boots are okay, and they look good with jeans. If it doesn’t work, they can be adjusted to look like other sneakers or leather shoes... But what is she doing with that little bench?

But this is not the worst part, the worst part is obviously the guaranteed SSR skill!

[Compulsory farting (active skill, LV1): Farting is also called "expelling gas", which is a normal physiological phenomenon.Everyone farts, and if someone doesn't fart, we recommend that he go to an anorectal doctor for a checkup.

Opening method: set a release action independently.

When using this skill, you can make yourself fart, and you can also make others fart.Of course, as a behind-the-scenes fart who has witnessed everything, you can slightly modify the fart volume, flavor concentration, diffusion range and other influencing factors.Believe me, with a lot of practice, you'll be an unfathomable ass in no time. 】

……It does not make sense!Neuropathy!The finale is such a stupid skill?You also deserve to be called SSR?

And who wants to be a fart brother!return the goods!

Yes..."Runaway Life" is very humane, and it provides many conveniences for its supernatural host.

Among them is the item of "seven days no reason to return". The problem is that it will charge 80% of the handling fee points during the return process, and only return 20% of the lottery points.

So when Taketori Che returned all the items except the cherries and the small bench, she only got back 12 points (the latter 0.6 points were embezzled by the unscrupulous ability)...plus the rest of the original balance It was only 11:22, and it was only [-]:[-]. It seemed very pitiful to return to the pre-liberation overnight.

Let's see what she ended up with: a crate of cherries, booties and a fart ability.

I won’t talk about the first two, but the problem is the latter... Taketori Che is very hesitant, because in the past, only ten consecutive draws will produce skills, so she is still considering whether to return the product.

Forget it, try it on yourself first.Let's see how powerful it is.

Taketori Che thought about it, anyway, it is a garbage skill that is going to be returned, so you can set it casually.

So she raised her head and raised an international... middle finger to herself in the mirror.

[A new gesture for skill release has been detected, is it set as a unique release action? 】

Sure!

With the activation of the skill, Taketori Che only felt his internal organs suddenly tumbling, as if a depression lingered in his stomach, his legs trembled slightly, and the muscles all over his body, especially near the key parts, were tense!But in the end it's still - not spit!

"puff--"

After a few seconds.

She rushed to the balcony to breathe, her face full of lingering fear.

"Damn it, what the hell is going on with this skill! Why is it so...heavy!"

After finally recovering and the room was well ventilated, Taketori Che suddenly had another idea.

This skill seems to be unexpected... why don't you try how far it can be released.

So Taketori Che went back to the room and took a telescope, leaned on the window and looked downstairs - the apartment she lived in was on the twelfth floor, and it was quite far from the road, but the telescope could clearly capture the sights of passers-by face.

Haha, next I will catch a random citizen and make him fart. Who is so lucky?

However, just when Taketori Che selected a gangster with a swollen face as the target, the ability reminded her that the target was too far away to be released.

Damn, isn't this forcing her to go out and practice her skills?

So Taketori Che changed his clothes, put on the newly drawn black short boots, stepped on the floor, and jumped again, feeling really comfortable, as expected, he would not forget to wear them when he was caught in bed shoes.

Not far from the gate of the community, she saw a singer dressed in hip-hop style singing on the side of the road, and immediately walked over to see what the other party was singing.

I saw the singer sang bad rap expressionlessly, but it was better to say it was Mo De's emotional poetry recitation than rap rap.

"Light yellow dress, fluffy hair..."

No!What is this singing about!stop now!She regrets it!

The singer continued: "You hold my hand and look at the latest oil paintings on display. There are no streets around, and empty homes, and I am the only one left to have a carnival party..."

Taketori Che turned around and left.

Before leaving, she secretly gave the other party a middle finger and gave the other party a fart, turning the poet into the second victim of the new skill (the first one was herself).

So a few seconds later, the poetry recitation came to an abrupt end with an earth-shattering fart that even scared passers-by.

For the next half a day, Taketori Che seemed to be wandering on the road, but in fact he silently calculated the different distances between himself and passers-by in his heart, and then secretly gave them the middle finger with his right hand hidden in his pocket... It was so obscene .

Finally, after many experiments (thanks to the innocent passers-by who contributed to it along the way), Taketori Che verified that the release distance of LV1's [Forced Fart] is about five meters, and the farther away from oneself, the related factors are manipulated The greater the difficulty.

... Well, she will save this skill for now, maybe it will come in handy in the future?

Having said that, the time seems to be approaching noon. Although the girl has gained a wave of proficiency in farting skills, she is still far from LV2.Moreover, Taketori Che keenly found that his physical strength was quickly approaching the limit. It seems that this skill, like other skills, consumes a lot of physical strength and body energy.

She quickly stuffed a Snickers bar into her mouth, and rushed into the small restaurant nearby to eat.

Alas, she was really tired after letting so many passers-by fart for two hours.