I save the world by summoning players to science

"Are you worthy of us?! The motorcycle that was agreed was made like a baby carriage, and two extra training wheels were added. Don't you have any idea what kind of motorcycle we want?!" After seeing the appearance of the motorcycle in front of him, although he told himself that there would inevitably be a gap between the game and the reality, and wanted to make mental preparations in advance, but facing the scene in front of him with his own eyes, the research and development of this rough-and-tumble R&D team The results are still unacceptable.

They want to be fast in the game and enjoy the thrill of adrenaline rush under the premise that there is no real death in the game, instead of sneaking into the game and recalling their childhood riding a stroller.

... Not to mention, if you really want to recall your childhood, you can easily solve this problem by paying two yuan on the side of the road, and you can also get a few words of "little handsome guy and little girl come and play" dedicated to childhood memories.

"You have the nerve to use it to perfuse us and give me my money back!!!" In the end, someone couldn't hold back and yelled such words loudly.

Not far from them, a motorcycle roughly half the height of a person parked there.

Due to the huge gap between the game and modern technology, although efforts have been made to reduce the size of the internal combustion engine to make it lighter, most of the seemingly small engine is still exposed to the air, which can definitely be seen in reality. The thief who sees it feels instant pleasure.Of course, given that they had made psychological preparations in advance, they didn't take this little problem seriously. The only thing they cared about was the training wheels that were fixed on the main body of the motorcycle and extended to both sides.

Due to insufficient start-up funds, this time the motorcycle research and development plan was also a group of players who spent their own pockets and pieced together enough money to invest in production.It's just that when they saw the failed car in front of them, they subconsciously went dark, and couldn't help but want to ask for an explanation.

——After all, it is obvious that the stimulating motorcycle that was agreed before, but it turns into a baby carriage in the blink of an eye, this will be psychologically unbalanced for anyone.

"Everyone, don't get excited, calm down, calm down." In this half-baked R&D team, Gold unilaterally tried his best to appease the group of players who spent money, "You have to believe that we never thought of perfunctory you from the beginning to the end. Ah. From the beginning to the end, we have thought about making exciting and fun motorcycles.”

... At the beginning, the golden unilateral was not actually included in this large-scale task of "sending the elf home", but after seeing it, the player who couldn't contact the oval and non-circular found him, and he borrowed it after learning of such a task. Following this motorcycle manufacturing Dongfeng, he joined the mission and also served as a member of the motorcycle R&D team.Relying on his sister, he managed to slightly modify the internal combustion engine, and he memorized the blueprints and brought them into the game.

As one of the players who are also keen to seek excitement in the game, the idea of ​​gold unilateralism has been kept at the same height as other players from the beginning to the end.It's just that ideas belong to ideas, and reality belongs to reality. Although he has a good attitude in research and development from the beginning to the end, and there is no perfunctory meaning, the ending is often not satisfactory.

"Damn, no, isn't this called perfunctory?! Then tell me first, what's the matter with your two training wheels?!" The player on the opposite side laughed angrily, "Who's motorcycle carries these two things? Yes, there are so many motorcycle battery cars on the street, but if you have nothing to do, turn your head and look twice, you won’t make such a hell thing to play with us.”

"Perfunctory is really not a perfunctory thing. Such a 'genius' idea, but if you are lazy among you, I am afraid that you will not be able to come up with such a thing in the end."

"Then what, we have also referred to relevant historical materials for this design. Earlier, the first motorcycle in history looked like this, with training wheels. Our design has a history to be found." In the game In this half-baked research and development team, some players couldn't hold back the ridicule on the other side, and popped out this sentence from their mouths.

...But this is normal, after all, playing games, who is here to take the blame, even if you are a big spender, you can't let other players who come to enjoy the fun be scolded and pissed off like reality.

Seeing that the situation was about to escalate further, Gold unilaterally came out to smooth things over: "Wait a minute, let me explain. At the beginning, we designed it according to the shape of the motorcycle we are familiar with. But without rubber tires as a buffer, the wooden Tires can't adapt to too complex road conditions."

"Don't we have to send human NPCs back thousands of miles? Considering safety, we referred to some historical practices, so we finally had to add training wheels to the motorcycle. And to be honest, if it is really exciting, after that We can also try to remove the training wheels. At that time, at full speed, every 100 meters will encounter several life-and-death disasters, and the excitement of running is really exciting.”

"Then why not add rubber tires? I remember that in the previous battle against the small boss, rubber was wrapped around the wires to prevent electric leakage. There is no such thing as saying that there is no such material." As a previous small boss battle On the premise that the NPCs in the background of the game don't use plastic, daydreaming obviously knew there was such a thing, so he couldn't help but wonder.

Gold unilaterally explained: "Things like this that NPCs will not use at all are equivalent to customization for us, not to mention expensive, and a lot of time will be wasted waiting for him to create them. Considering our The technical level is not high, and the tires may break many times in half a month, and even if you go to the town to find a craftsman to repair it temporarily, it will waste a lot of time and money compared to wooden wheels."

When it comes to money, all the players present understand this appearance. After all, everyone in the game has not even opened the "home system" to themselves.

"...Let's say it earlier," the player who had turned on the taunt before listened to the explanation, and said in a embarrassed tone, "But to be honest, it would be great if you really want to be safe and just make three jumps. Triangle is the most stable shape in the world. .”

Huang Jin rubbed his nose: "Isn't this made according to the plan at the beginning? The main body found that it was not safe, and didn't want to waste it when it was finished, so it found a way to add training wheels to make this finished product."

"Let's look back and see if we can change it. If there is a chance, we will definitely make it out, but I don't know how long it will take, and I don't know if it can be done in a short time."

"That being the case, let's go and send people back." Some players suggested: "It's not too late to toss the motorcycle after the task is completed, but if we don't send people back now, how many more experiment cycles will be needed later?" hotel rent."

"To be honest, although it is safe to go offline in some places now, I still feel a little bit worried about spending this money. You must know that I used to directly find a tree to solve it, which is safe and environmentally friendly."

What he said was obviously recognized by many people. Thinking of his daily spending on elf NPCs, the players who ate free bread and slept directly on the tree also felt a little reluctant: "You are right, we still send people directly Let’s go back. But can the NPC ride a motorcycle? Do you want to spend some time teaching him first? Although it’s not difficult to wear training wheels, but without rubber tires, I always feel that he is a bit of a pure novice. Xuan, I am afraid that the car will overturn halfway and die in my hands."

Huang Jin was also a little worried when he heard this. Although he hadn't participated in the previous quest steps to buy elves, he still knew that the NPC was worth [-] gold coins. Xiao Yu died: "Then what should we do? You can't get him a bicycle, and then let him follow behind and pedal hard."

Daydreaming, I thought: "Why don't we just make it into that kind of sidecar motorcycle? It feels the same as the training wheels. It's just that one has wheels and the other is an open bucket. It shouldn't be a big problem to do it. And it's also close to us. If it doesn’t work, it can be used as a meat pad in time to save people.”

"If there is an accident with the motorcycle one day, and there is no time to rush over to save people, even if the NPC dies, it will be regarded as death by our own hands. It is easier for us to accept than two hundred gold coins to grow wings and fly directly. .”

Moreover, the sidecar motorcycle, no matter what its appearance, it can be regarded as barely out of the category of baby carriages.

Other players echoed it one after another, saying that “a real man shouldn’t ride a stroller”. The appeal expressed the hope that the style of all motorcycles should be changed from training wheels to sidecars.

"Sidecar..." Huang Jin quickly estimated the cost of the car unilaterally. It may be that the calculation is getting better and better after being poor for a long time. There is still a problem, and there may be another wave of money to be paid after that.”

Player: ...

The player group quickly succumbed: "Forget it, I think the training wheel looks pretty good, and it can be turned into a competitive motorcycle with a light disassembly to feel the excitement of life. You can do a little calculation on the specific plan without forcing it Just get a few sidecars and probably spend all the money."

……

Gold unilaterally changed the training wheels on several motorcycles into sidecars under the premise of fixed funds based on the money raised from crowdfunding.

And those townspeople probably never imagined that, where they couldn't see, that group of warriors fought to the death for a small motorcycle that seemed to be more in line with their values.

Therefore, when the townspeople of Corunna went out early in the morning with their cesspools, wanting to go to the oldest cesspool to get the best biogas slurry, they could not help seeing them riding motorcycles in their direction. Opposite another player at the city gate.

With a roar similar to the wooden birds that once soared in the sky, it was a strange wooden cart that could roll its wheels by itself without a cow or horse.

Even though a moment ago I was still worried about whether I could line up to go to the cesspit to get enough biogas slurry, but at this moment I couldn't help but stop and sigh for this miracle.

——And this made these players feel a little ashamed.

Even if they knew in their hearts that these NPCs might not even understand the concept of children's bicycles, but seeing so many people looking at them in unison, they still couldn't help but feel a lot of pressure.

They rushed out of Corunna almost as if they were fleeing, and with the elf whose cheeks were flushed with excitement on the motorcycle, they started their mission journey amidst the non-stop admiration of the townspeople in Corunna.

……

At the same time, on the other side, in the cathedral of the capital, since the "fall of the angel in Corunna" happened, the cardinal could no longer contact the God of Light he believed in.

Even though he once had the status of a member of the light family, even if a cardinal like him can be regarded as the mortal who is the closest to the god of light in the world, but the distance between the god and the mortal is so far away, he seems to be watching because of his underestimation of the enemy. Extraordinary failure turned him off.

Even in his daily attempts to speak to the god, the supposedly generous god never turned his head to look at him.

Of course, at his level, a person who knows a lot about what he should know and what he shouldn't know, it is impossible for him to have the pure and simple beliefs of ordinary believers.Compared with being rejected by God, he is more concerned about whether he will completely lose another layer of identity as a "family member of the gods", and even lose his qualifications as a cardinal.

... Not to mention that as far as he knows, all the previous cardinals disappeared in the end, and it is estimated that there will be no good results.

It may be considered the reason why he lost his angel clone because of those inexplicable guys. These days, he has been very concerned about the border town of Corunna.After hearing that the group of so-called Scientologists killed demons as humans under the watchful eyes of everyone, some inexplicable panic surged in his heart.

And after hearing that the lights of science turned on in the dark again, and even the attitude of the bishop in the Corunna church, who originally hated Sainz who was said to have stolen the mysterious law of light, relaxed, the feeling in his heart A little uneasiness reached its peak in an instant.

...Although I didn't hear the other party positively praise the unfounded God of Science, just listening to the mild adjectives in the words, the bishop of the church must have changed his attitude because of that city battle.

He even heard that the other party created a scientific plane that could allow mortals to fly in the sky, completely breaking the rhetoric that "the sky is the domain of gods alone."

——Damn it, if that incident hadn't happened, how could things have fallen into such a situation.

After such a thing happened, I am afraid that the Holy See of Light, which has publicly stood up against Sainz in the future, will also be affected.

And this seems to be because he underestimated his opponent too much at the time and was complacent about the influence of the Holy See in the empire, which led to a wrong decision-making.

Perhaps it was because of this that the God of Light vented his anger on him and stopped giving him any reply.

The more the cardinal thought about it, the more angry he became, and the more he thought about it, the more anxious he became.After thinking alone for a long time, he came up with a solution that might solve his current predicament——

Perhaps, only by going to Corunna and solving the source of all problems, can all the crimes on him be erased.