my tongue can be cute

"Fat boy, fat boy..." The ward was on the third floor, and Ye Ranyi yelled several times, but Fang Yuan didn't reply: "This kid, slip away while you're picking things up."

Ye Ranyi casually turned on the TV, and the announcer's voice came: "Let's take a look at the summer specials of this year's top ten outstanding youth candidates..."

Immediately, a face with a metallic aura appeared on the screen. Xia Tian faced the camera with a serious and slightly nervous expression.

Ye Ranyi leaned on the sofa, just about to listen to what he had to say.

Fang Yuan slammed the door open and limped in: "It's not good, it's not good, the underpants are gone."

"A pair of ripped pants is missing, is it worth your fuss?" Ye Ranyi glanced at Fangyuan lazily: "Why did you twist your leg?"

At this time, Xia Tian on the screen had already started talking, and Ye Ranyi hurriedly added: "I said Fatty, can you keep your voice down, so that I missed important news."

"No matter how important the news is, it's not as important as what I'm telling you now." Fang Yuan was out of breath.

"You're still in good spirits, okay, okay, I'll buy two for you tomorrow, and I'll compensate you for your loss."

"Oh, it's all going on here." Fang Yuan bent down, and pressed hard on her sore stomach due to a stroke: "It was stolen."

"Steal it, steal it. What do you think? Do you want to file a case? It's not your wife who was stolen."

"But the thief is a man." Fang Yuan finally settled on the stool.

"What's the matter with men? Men can't steal it?" The cloud was calm and breezy, without the slightest expression of surprise.

"But guess what happened when I chased him..."

"You fell down, didn't you?" Ye Ranyi saw that Fang Yuan's body was half wet.

"That was later." Fang Yuan rubbed his butt.

"What's the matter, don't keep it up."

Fang Yuan snickered secretly, last night you had a tryst with your old lover in a dream, but you wanted to hold me as a handbrake, are you lacking in morality, my brother is not good enough to whet your appetite today.

"You don't want to say it." Ye Ranyi turned off the TV.

"The man put his panties on over his head."

"Then you haven't caught him yet? Haha, I understand. That man is thinner than you. He deliberately put on his pants to tease you. Anyway, you won't be able to catch him anyway."

"That's not the problem. He's afraid that I can see his face clearly."

"Oh, I see. In the movie, when the robbers rob the bank, they have to wear stockings on their heads." After Ye Ranyi finished speaking, she felt something was wrong: "Then his eyes can't see the way."

"I also thought like you at the time, so I quickened my pace to catch up, but the man suddenly turned around and bumped his head on my belly."

"So you fell into the gutter?" Ye Ranyi suppressed a smile.

"It's not a gutter, it's a pool, okay?"

"Not all the same."

"When I got up, that person was gone." Fang Yuan said with regret on his face, "What are you talking about in Guanghai City, there are gays everywhere."

"It's just a pair of trousers, as long as no one gets hurt, there's no need to fight people for trivial things in the future." Ye Ranyi patted Fangyuan's shoulder.

"You don't know, my girlfriend bought it for me."

"Are you afraid that she will scold you if she finds out? Then I'll buy two of the same brand and the same color for you."

"That's not true, it's too late."

"It's been an ex-girlfriend for a long time, so it's the right time to lose it, so that you can completely forget about her."

"But she was the one who changed my life."

"Is it so serious?" Ye Ranyi's deep eyes widened.

Fang Yuan took a few sips of hot water: "Don't mention her, I'm going to change my pants."

Is there such a tantalizing thing?Ye Ranyi really wanted to throw a few ropes out of his eyes and tie him into a rice dumpling. Looking at his wet trousers, he cursed in his heart that he deserved it.

After a while, the bathroom heard the sound of showering water, and when Fangyuan walked out of the bathroom, his face was radiant, his old appearance changed into a new one.

Ye Ranyi's eyes moved from the TV screen, and he sighed twice: "Fat boy, if you were thinner, you would immediately transform into a pretty boy."