my tongue can be cute

"You who have suffered thousands of knives, how dare you come out to steal fish behind your mother's back." You don't need to look at Lai Wen to tell that it is Mei Busan's wife who came.

"I said that when I came home today, I felt my eyelids twitching all the time. I knew that you had done something that I was sorry for. I went to the factory to find you. The people in the factory said that you and Fangyuan had gone out. My mother's intuition is so accurate. Now it is true. I caught the girl and caught the double."

"It's your wife." Lai Wen was sweating profusely, and hurriedly asked if the plum next to him was not sour.

Mei Buchan complained, "Everyone said don't...don't mess around...you..."

"Don't you just push it halfway, or what can I do with you as a living person." Lai Wen replied angrily.

"My old lady told you to get out, did you hear me?" The woman raised the decibel.

"What should I do? You should think of a way." Lai Wen was anxious.

Mei Busan was already terrified, "You...you just watch...you can figure it out."

"Call Fangyuan quickly and ask him to come and rescue you." Lai Wen was wearing his trousers.

"You... you hit."

"I don't have his phone number."

Trembling, Mei Busan stuck her hand out of the bed, finally found her mobile phone, and handed it to Lai Wen.

"My hands don't work, you dial."

Lai Wen had no choice but to take the phone. Fortunately, Fang Yuan's number was in the dialed number, so there was no need to look in the phone book.

Fang Yuan was sleeping soundly, and was suddenly woken up by the ringtone. She took the phone and saw that it was Mei Busan, and answered the phone in a daze.

"Hey Fangyuan, Fangyuan, I'm Lai Wen."

"Old Mei, why are you arguing in the middle of the night?" Fang Yuan rubbed his eyes.

"I'm Lai Wen, not Lao Mei."

"Then... what are you doing...with his phone." Fang Yuan yawned casually.

"Oh, something serious happened to Lao Mei, come here quickly..."

At this time, the bed has been lifted by the woman.

"I told you to steal it, and I insist on posting your scandal on the Internet today." The woman snapped wildly with her mobile phone.

Fangyuan was confused by Lai Wen, and she vaguely heard a woman's cry again, and the phone was disconnected.

I hurriedly put on my clothes and wanted to come over to see what happened.

"Don't take pictures." Mei Buchan didn't know where the courage came from, suddenly jumped up, and snatched his wife's mobile phone.

"You...you beat people after you did shameful things." The woman beat her chest and cried loudly, "I'm dead, my poor son, what will you do after you lose your mother? My poor son... "

"You can see it clearly before talking about it."

Mei Buchan came to her senses, anyway, she was sharing the same bed with a big man, and there was no evidence left behind, she had no choice but to refuse to admit it, so she gained confidence, "This is Lai Wen, pure man. "

"Siblings, it's me." Lai Wen looked embarrassed, stretched out his hand and pulled the quilt to cover himself.

"Don't get close to me. Who is your younger brother and sister? You can tell from the look in your eyes that you are not a good person. You have brought my old Mei into trouble."

The woman suppressed her tears, and searched the bed carefully with her eyes. Except for Lai Wen, she couldn't see any girls at all.

The woman still didn't believe it. She lifted the quilt and found nothing inside. She opened the closet and looked again, but still found nothing.

In the end, not reconciled, he ran into the bathroom to check, and then walked out.

"Believe it now, I didn't do anything cheating." Mei Busan deliberately pretended to be relaxed.

"Did you really do nothing?" The woman rolled her eyes, "Then how do you explain that you two big men are rolling on the bed sheet?"

"No...no..." Mei Busan was stabbed in the weak spot, and panicked again.

"Oh, you guys... Lao Mei, you've fallen in love with men, right?" The woman seemed to have a sudden insight, "No wonder one of them is only wearing a pair of trousers."

"There's nothing."

"Absolutely not."

The two denied it in unison.

"No, without you sleeping in the same bed, why are you hugging each other?" The woman howled again, "I'm dead, Lao Mei, you have no conscience, I'm running this house inside and out , but you... don't you want me to be a widow from now on?"

"I really didn't do anything with him, I'm not...not that...drunk, Lai Wen helped me apply a hot towel to my face." Mei Busan said with a sad face.

"Put it on your face and put it under the quilt, you are too underestimating my mother's IQ."

"The door opened all of a sudden, we thought..."

"I was taken aback. I thought someone was robbing, and I was confused for a moment, so I got into the wrong bed." Lai Wen continued.

"Hmph, as the saying goes, if you don't do anything wrong, you won't be afraid of ghosts knocking on your door in the middle of the night. Anyway, there is a problem here."

"Of course I wouldn't be afraid if I just knocked on the door, but now the door is wide open and the wind is terrible." Lai Wen also calmed down.

"Aren't you cornering the corner and calling me a female ghost?" The woman glared at him.

"My aunt, how dare I, this is not what you said." Lai Wen thought to himself that you can't catch it anyway, and it's up to you what you think.

The woman rolled her eyes, but she still didn't believe their explanations. She turned over the two quilts, bent down, and smelled them carefully. She didn't find any peculiar smell, and then she straightened up.

"Hmph, dead ghost, didn't you take care of Fangyuan? Why are you opening a house when the Lord is not here? You don't even want a wife."

Mei Buchan thought she could get away with it, but unexpectedly she asked Fang Yuan again, "Fang Yuan is in the next room, if you don't believe me you can ask him, Lai Wen and I are innocent."

"No, I have to check it out." The woman grabbed Mei Busan's hand and walked to the bathroom.

"You... what are you doing?" Mei Bulan shook her hand away.

"Are you going or not?" The woman made a gesture and tugged at Mei Busuan's ear again.

Mei Bulan wanted to resist, but seeing this situation, she had no choice but to submit obediently, and followed the woman into the bathroom.

"Take off."

"... What are you taking off?" Mei Busuan was taken aback for a long time, unable to react.

"What else can it be other than pants? Don't play tricks on me."

"What the hell are you doing taking off your pants? Don't take them off, don't take them off."

"Others tell you to take it off, but you won't take it off if your wife tells you to!" The woman howled again.

"Hey, what exactly do you want labor and capital?" Mei Busan made her burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.

"I just want to see if you have done it with someone."

"No, it's about the dignity of labor and capital." Mei Buchan got annoyed.

"I did something shameful and got angry at my old lady, I... I'm dead..." The woman's old trick was repeated.

"If you want to die, go to die. If you die, I will collect your body."

The woman burst into tears when she heard this, "Since it's in your eyes so much, I'll kill you."

Hitting hard against the wall.

Mei Busan looked at her coldly, without saying a word.

The woman originally thought that her husband would rush over to grab her as usual, but today she was determined to ignore her, so she stood still, "I'm dead, just for your plot to succeed, you...don't even think about it."

"What's going on? What happened? Why are you crying and fussing." Fang Yuan's voice sounded in the room.

"Fangyuan, why did you come here?" Mei Busan seemed to have met a savior, left his wife and walked out.

"I also asked you, in the middle of the night, do you two let people sleep?"

"Boss, you have to make the decision for me." When the woman heard Fang Yuan coming, she also walked over, crying even more fiercely.

"Why are you here?" Fang Yuan finally understood why Mei Busan's face was so ugly.

"Do you care about me, boss?" The woman cried and wiped her tears.

"Take care, of course you have to, but you have to tell me what happened."

"You two did good things, you ask them." The woman almost poked her finger in Lai Wen's face.

"We don't have anything, it's clean and innocent." Mei Buchan argued, nodding towards Fangyuan.

"It's all my fault. I forced Lao Mei to drink. We were both drunk. Only Lai Wen was fine, so I asked him to take care of Lao Mei."

Fangyuan and Mei Buchan have worked together for many years, and immediately understood his hint, knowing that the two of them had done nothing out of the ordinary, so they began to mediate with confidence.

"But...but I saw with my own eyes that the two of them slept on the same bed, and they were both wearing only pants."

Lai Wen thought it was dangerous, if this woman lifted the quilt at that time, wouldn't the truth be completely exposed under her nose.

Or she came a little later, when Lao Mei and I couldn't stop, so we were catching a thief.

Thinking of this layer, Lai Wen couldn't help wiping his sweat.

Mei Busan hastily repeated the explanation just now.

"That's right. The key to getting along as a husband and wife is to trust each other. Since it's nothing, why not just let it go." Fang Yuan pulled the woman out of the door.

"My mobile phone, oops, was broken by this unscrupulous person."

Fang Yuan picked up the phone, took a look at it, and deleted all the pictures the woman took just now, "Tomorrow I will buy you a new one, iphone6, what age is it, and you still use this broken phone."

The woman couldn't get the evidence, and she got the benefits, so she accepted it as soon as it was good, so she reluctantly left the room with Fang Yuan.

Fang Yuan managed to persuade the woman to go downstairs, and asked with concern, "How did you get here?"

"It's on a motorcycle." The woman still felt aggrieved, sobbing and answering.

"Oh. But I still don't understand how you opened the door."

"I came here with my marriage certificate. Didn't the front desk register Lao Mei's ID card? As soon as the waiter checked the ID information, he knew that Lao Mei was indeed my husband, so he opened the door for me."

"Lao Mei was drunk by me, and I'm afraid I'm going to vomit on the way back now." Fang Yuan was so persistent that she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and it was pitiful to see her crying, "It's in the middle of the night, or you don't Go back, and I will open a separate room for you and your wife."

"I'm not blessed to enjoy such high-level treatment."

"If you don't let you pay, there is no blessing."

"I'm still cooking a big pot of porridge for this heartless person. If I don't go back, what if it catches fire." The woman sighed.

"Then don't be a motorcycle, it's not safe." Fang Yuan hailed a taxi, paid the money, and watched the car go a long way before turning back to the hotel.

I walked all the way thinking, "Although this woman is aggressive and speaks inappropriately, she is sincerely kind to Lao Mei. I will be content with someone who knows the cold and the hot by my whole life."

After Fangyuan came back, he saw that Mei Buchan and Lai Wen didn't speak.

"What? Are you both dumb? I'm not talking about you two. You are both family members. Don't forget your responsibilities. "

Mei Buchan knew she couldn't hide it from him, so she lowered her head and dared not look at him.

"My wife died long ago." Lai Wen was a little unconvinced.

"What's the matter if you die? You shouldn't do this. Touch your own chest, is it worthy of your conscience? If you want to marry a serious one, no one will care about you. Besides, Lao Mei is a wife and son. Now, the child has just been picked up from his hometown, and if he wants to let his son know about this, tell me you are a bastard." The more Fang Yuan said, the more angry he became.

Rai Wen didn't dare to say anything.

"Your wife is cooking hot porridge for you in the middle of the night, waiting for you to go back to eat, Lao Mei, don't know your blessings when you are in the blessing." Fang Yuan's eyes couldn't help getting moist when he thought of the woman's thin back.

These words touched Mei Bulan, and sighed, "Hey, I was wrong. You guys stay in a hotel, I'll go home."

The storm finally passed.