my tongue can be cute

"My wife, I made more than [-] yuan early this morning, and I have covered all the expenses in the store this month."

Ye Ranyi heard now that it was his cousin next door who was calling.

Didn't he come to Fangjia Village early in the morning to pick up people, and then we went directly to his shop, and it didn't open for business at all. Where did he earn more than [-] yuan, so it's not necessary to blow water.

"It's our second cousin and sister-in-law's money, a total of 15. The fat water doesn't flow to outsiders' fields. Hehe, hehe..." The cousin's voice drifted over again.

When Ye Ranyi heard this, she was so angry that she almost vomited blood.

You also hypocritically said to sell according to the purchase price. I thought how much you valued love and righteousness, and let me pick up a bargain. You are a big-tailed wolf for a long time.

If it wasn't for the fear of revealing his identity, Ye Ranyi would have rushed over to pull him out of the latrine and beat him up.

He suppressed the anger in his heart until his cousin walked out whistling triumphantly, and then quietly left the bathroom.

While walking, thinking about how to get revenge on him, his eyes touched the screwdriver on the counter. Ye Ranyi had an idea, and when he had it, he immediately paid for one and hurried out of the underground parking lot.

Ye Ranyi looked around for a while, saw no one around, quickly took out a screwdriver, drew two marks on each side of the body of his cousin's BMW, and cursed, "See if you dare to lie to me in the future, my name is How do you eat it and spit it out."

Ye Ranyi threw the tools of the crime into the trash can, and Shi Shiran walked towards the mall.

When he went upstairs, Fangyuan had already placed an order, and he was waiting for the mall to deliver the goods.

Seeing that Ye Ranyi seemed to have won the lottery, and walked into the shopping mall in high spirits, it was a little strange, "The last bathroom was so boring, I thought you fell into the toilet."

"Maybe it's the acclimatization and stomach upset." Ye Ranyi held back a laugh.

"I'll buy some berberine for you later, don't lose the chain at the critical moment tomorrow." Fang Yuan saw that he was smiling, he didn't look like he had diarrhea, although he didn't believe him, but his cousin was by his side, so it wasn't easy to ask, Just added one sentence.

Ye Ranyi faltered and changed the subject, "Have you bought everything?"

"Second cousin has always been the most efficient in doing things." The cousin complimented, looked at his watch and asked, "Where should I go now?"

"It's still early, let's go for a stroll in the park." Fang Yuan doesn't like to wander around at all, but thinking of the messy crowd at home, he is afraid that he will not get used to dyeing clothes at night, and he is also afraid that others will ask him some irrelevant questions. Not only can't congratulate my mother, I'm afraid that life will be caused immediately.

"Okay, okay, is there anything interesting in the park here?" Ye Ranyi immediately clapped her hands in agreement after staying at Fangyuan's house for the past two days, as if she was in jail.

"Go to Zhongshan Park, shall we ride the roller coaster?"

"No problem, I'm not afraid of bungee jumping." Yeran can do whatever he wants as long as he doesn't go home.

When they arrived at the parking lot, Ye Ranyi deliberately walked last, but the light in the underground garage was not very bright, and Fang Yuan and his cousin were so focused on getting into the car that they didn't even notice the two scratches on the car.

Ye Ranyi was so happy that he didn't remind the two of them, and followed him into the car.

The main road ahead was congested with traffic, and it only advanced a few hundred meters in ten minutes.

The cousin smiled wryly and said to the two, "The day before yesterday when I took my daughter-in-law home and encountered a traffic jam, and now my second cousin married a daughter-in-law and encountered a traffic jam, the lives of our brothers are really similar."

"Your cousin's life is much better than yours." Ye Ranyi rushed back, "At least he won't be wronged by his wife, and he won't cheat you."

The cousin was at a loss for words for a while, wondering why the cousin was smiling just now, why it was cloudy all of a sudden, what did he say wrong, which made her unhappy, and actually choked himself in front of the cousin.

At this time, a boy on roller skating suddenly came up to him in the driveway, and pointed at the people in the car.

The cousin was getting angry, rolled down the car window and cursed, "Little bastard, you are sick."

Seeing him swearing, the boy turned around, walked away from the other side of the car, and turned around to make faces at the three of them.

"If there is no urgent matter today, believe it or not, the uncle will kill you." The cousin yelled.

"Okay, pay attention to your image." Fang Yuan couldn't understand his upstart face.

"I'm sorry, cousin, we haven't read the book, unlike my cousin who is a cultured person." The cousin is also well-behaved and dare not show off in front of the two of them.

"It's nothing, who doesn't have a temper." Ye Ranyi said in his heart that he was so angry about this matter, and when you saw the scars on the BMW, wouldn't it be like a dead relative.

No, no, the relatives I'm talking about are relatives from his father's side.Ye Ranyi suddenly remembered that Fang Yuan and him were cousins, and the mothers of the two families were sisters.

When we arrived at the gate of the park, it was still early, and people in twos and threes were queuing up to buy tickets, most of them were men and women in love.

The cousin was afraid to pay for the tickets for the two of them himself, so he said he was tired and waited for them in the car.

Ye Ranyi was even happier, and by doing so, he provided himself with alibi evidence.

The two got on the roller coaster, Ye Ranyi put on his seat belt, and suddenly asked Fang Yuan thoughtfully, "What would you do if I fell from the top?"

"I'll hold you." Fang Yuan took the opportunity to hug Ye Ranyi's waist.

"Stop coming, I mean if I've already fallen." Ye Ranyi pushed his hand away.

"Then... I have to go back and report to your parents." Fang Yuan suddenly realized that he had said something wrong, and hurriedly shut his mouth.

Ye Ranyi's parents are still hostages in Zhang Youcang's hands.

"As soon as this matter is over, we will rescue your parents." Fang Yuan hurriedly comforted.

"That's the only way to go." Ye Ranyi frowned.

People's mood, sometimes like a roller coaster, ups and downs.

Seeing that he was still depressed, Fang Yuan knew that he was worried about his parents, and had promised to rescue his parents soon, but who knew that something like this happened in his own family, no matter how capable he was, he could only take care of it first.

"Zhang Youcang still needs you, and he won't do anything to your parents." Fang Yuan continued to comfort him softly, seeing that he was silent, he took his hand, "It's getting late, let's go home for lunch first."

There was still some distance from the parking lot, and a noise was heard from a distance.

When I got closer, I saw a large circle of people, and my cousin was arguing with the old man who managed the parking lot.

"Old ghost, my car is parked in the parking lot, and it's been marked like this. Since you charge fees, you have to pay for my car." The cousin grabbed the uncle by the collar and refused to let go.

"Let go, what are you doing." Fang Yuan rushed up a few strides, tearing his cousin away, "Speak up if you have something to say, aren't you ashamed to bully the elderly?"

"My BMW, the repair cost is at least [-] to [-] yuan." The cousin pointed to the car behind him.

Seeing that someone came up to uphold justice, the uncle repeatedly defended, "Two judges, this comrade has been staying in the car all the time. Since it was scratched by us, he should catch the person who caused the damage at that time. Rely on me, old man."

"Master's words are reasonable." Fang Yuan nodded.

"Second cousin, you... why are you turning your elbows out?"

When the uncle heard that they were a family, there was no reason for the flood to rush into the Dragon King Temple, he panicked and sat on the ground.

"I'm not abducted, I just want to see who makes sense." Fang Yuan didn't buy into his cousin's account.

Ye Ranyi covered her mouth to keep herself from laughing out loud, and told you to sell crutches, buy them and give them a crutch for herself.

"Cousin, I know who did it." Ye Ranyi pretended to suddenly realize.

"Who?" My cousin asked hurriedly.

"Do you still remember the kid we met on the street? The kid who rolled rollerblades." Ye Ranyi didn't want to let the old man bear it for him, and it was impossible for him to recruit himself, so he had an idea and shifted the responsibility to Lu Yu The young man, since there is no proof of death anyway, the cousin's dumbness is sure to suffer.

"Yes, it's him, it must be him." Fang Yuan also remembered.

Of course my cousin knew it wasn’t done in the parking lot of the park. The purpose just now was to take advantage of the uncle, but who knew that the two of them messed up. Seeing that the repair costs in the future can only be paid for by myself, I feel the flesh on my body Someone gouged out a piece, "You...you are stupid..."

"Yes, we are purely on the side of justice." Ye Ranyi pretended not to understand, and took over the conversation.

"Let me show you how much it costs. If it's too much, I'll help you pay half of it." Fang Yuan knew that he was stabbed by his cousin, and he didn't like him very much, but after all, the accident happened because he was doing him a favor. Instead of looking at the face of the monk and the face of the Buddha, I have to consider my mother.

Fat boy, fat boy, your cousin really hit the mark, you are so stupid.I managed to get half of my money back by doing something that harmed others and benefited me, and you have to pay me back, Ye Ranyi stomped her feet angrily.

"Let me say it first. Starting tomorrow, I will be a member of your Fang family. The financial power will be in my hands. In addition to living expenses, you will have to hand over a lot of money you earn to me." inside."

Cousin looked at Ye Ranyi, he was pretty, but his methods were much better than his second cousin, wouldn't I communicate with him in private?If it doesn't work, I will ask my aunt to come forward to see if he dares to pay.

In this battle of wits, Ye Ranyi temporarily gained the upper hand.