my tongue can be cute

When the young man saw the police lights, he quickly said, "It's the police uncle, please come in, please come in."

When Xiaolu heard it, his face darkened: "Don't you have eyes? This girl is a beautiful girl."

"Take us to the accident site." Xia Tian had a serious face and spoke coldly, which was the exact opposite of his name.

The young man was swept by his sharp gaze, and immediately felt uncomfortable, so he obediently got into the car.

The car made seven turns and eight turns, and after driving for five or six minutes, it arrived at the bottom of a cliff.

"That's the house." The young man pointed to the front and asked weakly, "Can I go?"

"You go, find someone in charge." Like a gust of wind in Xia Tian, ​​he had already arrived at the independent wooden house.

A hole of five or six square meters was smashed into the wooden roof, and a few pieces of broken wood were scattered at the entrance.

Xia Tian pushed hard, but the thick wooden door didn't move in the wind, and the door was locked.

He quickly took out a bunch of keys from his waist, and flicked twice at the lock, only to hear a click, and the door opened.

Xiaolu looked at his watch, his face full of admiration: "Captain Xia, it only took two seconds, and you broke your own record again."

Xia Tian frowned. Once he entered work, he was always serious: "Notify the colleagues behind, and set up a cordon outside the gate of the villa."

"Yes, Team Xia." Xiaolu hurriedly put away his smiling face, and immediately contacted his colleagues.

After entering the door, the big bed in front of him was a mess.

As the deputy captain of the Criminal Police Brigade, Xia Tian has never seen any scenes.When he saw the cow weighing two or three tons on the big bed, he was still surprised.

The cow is dead, and a naked man is under him.

It took Xia Tian a lot of effort to move the cow's body a few inches away, revealing the man's face.

Xia Tian sniffed his breath, and said softly: "He's dead, the time was about three or ten minutes ago."

Xiaolu hurriedly covered his mouth to keep himself from laughing out loud. As a criminal policeman who has been working for three years, he has seen many scenes of dead people, but he has never seen such a funny situation. sense of humor.

The deceased was an obese middle-aged man with a cow's nipple in his mouth. White milk flowed down his smooth cheeks onto the quilt, and the room exuded a strong milky smell.

The person is dead, but there is still a satisfied smile on his face.

Xia Tian looked up at the hole on the top of his head, shrugged, made a strange gesture, and asked himself: "The cows are flying in the sky, and the roof is lifted to feed? Happiness is dead, it's really unreasonable!"

Xiaolu followed Xia Tian, ​​wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.

"You called the police just now?" Xia Tian watched Ye Ranyi curled up in the corner.

"Yes..." Ye Ranyi hadn't recovered from the horror just now.

"Name?" Xiaolu opened the notebook and began to ask questions.

"Dyeing clothes at night."

"age?"

"19."

"gender?"

"male."

"Gender?" Xiaolu rubbed his eyes and repeated.

"male."

Xia Tian stood between the two, bent down, grabbed Ye Ranyi's crotch, and spit out two words: "Male."

"Are you sure? Team Xia." Xiao Lu looked at Ye Ranyi's face, still not convinced.

"If you don't believe me, come and try?" Xia Tian looked up at Xiaolu.

"Me? No, no, no..." Xiaolu pointed to his nose, a little flustered: "Have checked by Team Xia, it's definitely not wrong."

"I'm really... a man, how dare I lie in front of the police." Ye Ranyi pulled his clothes.

"Don't be nervous, tell me about the incident." Xia Tian ignored Xiaolu, poured a cup of hot coffee from the coffee pot for Ye Dyeyi, and cut directly to the topic.

Xiaolu is ready to record.