my tongue can be cute

The two turned their heads one step at a time, and pushed the electric donkey out of the viaduct exit. Fortunately, the previous two did not follow, Luo Feili finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Come back comrades, it's already past ten o'clock in the evening.As soon as the door was opened, Robus was already standing in the hall to welcome the two of them.

"It turns out that the stone Buddha sometimes can't sit still." Although Li Xiang met him many times, he had no more than ten words with him at most, and they were all at the dinner table at Luo Feili's house.In my impression, except for eating and going to the toilet, he never takes half a step out of his bedroom.

"Bosi, I'm sorry, I forgot that you're still hungry." Although Luo Feili looked tired, she still put on her apron and went to cook the glutinous rice balls.

Seeing that Robus is so delicious and lazy, Li Xiang really doesn't like it. There is such a strange man. If your sister doesn't come home, you probably won't eat.Thinking this way in my heart, I said in my mouth, "Bosi, my sister will tell you a story, do you want to listen?"

Robus sat motionless, and only after a while did he reply, "Speak or not."

Damn, if I didn't tell you, it would be really cheap for you.

"Once upon a time there was a woman who was very lazy, and her husband often went out to do business. Once he was going on a long trip, and he was afraid that his wife would be hungry, so he thought of a way to bake a big cake and wrap it around her neck. I think I will go out for ten days, and this root cake is enough for you to eat. So my husband went out with peace of mind..."

Li Xiang paused on purpose, observing Robus's face, seeing that he didn't respond, I'll see how long you can sit there, "On the ninth day, my husband bought a lot of delicious food, hurried home, went in to have a look , my wife has starved to death. Bosi, do you know what's going on?"

"People are going to die." Without moving his lips, the voice came out directly between his teeth.

It's really that Mount Tai collapsed in front of us without being surprised. Labor and management don't believe in this evil.Li Xiang went on to say, "The husband lifted his wife up and saw that there was still half a circle of pancakes left behind her neck. It turned out that his wife had finished eating the pancakes in front of her neck and was too lazy to turn around to eat the rest, so she starved to death." You said it was funny or not, haha..."

After the story was told, Robus didn't laugh, but Li Xiang laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up.

"What's so funny?" Luo Feili came up with glutinous rice balls.

Li Xiang was already hungry, scooped up a bowl full, and stuffed a dumpling into his mouth, "It's delicious, delicious, I've never eaten such a sweet and delicious dumpling."

Robus didn't move, and asked softly, "What delicious food did your husband bring back?"

When Li Xiang heard it, she almost spit out the glutinous rice balls in her mouth. What kind of weirdness is thinking? You don’t ask what you should ask, and you think about what you shouldn’t. The point of the story is to satirize lazy women. She didn't know what her husband bought home, so he replied casually, "I bought a big white radish."

I see you eat it!Li Xiang was secretly proud of her reaction.

"You know Brother Bo, brother Bo asked you to come, right?" Robus was extremely excited, his eyes glowed, and he suddenly grabbed Li Xiang's hands.

Li Xiang was startled, and the chopsticks fell to the ground, "I...I..."

"You must never mention vegetables like radishes in front of him in the future." Luo Feili stepped forward and peeled off Luo Bosi's fingers, "Ba Luobo is still in prison in Yangquan City Prison. Bosi, be good, go back to your room and eat. "

After finally persuading him to go back to the room, seeing that Li Xiang hadn't recovered, Luo Feili scooped up another bowl of glutinous rice balls for Li Xiang, "Hurry up and eat, Bosi used to have a good time with a man named Baluobo, luckily I discovered it in time to avoid more serious consequences."

"Man, Bosi likes men?" Li Xiang's jaw seemed to be dislocated, and he couldn't close it no matter what.

Luo Feili didn't answer, she got up and was about to close the window, just as she stretched out her hand, she saw a man in black standing under the light at the entrance of the alley.

Luo Feili was taken aback, and hurriedly lowered her body and hid under the window.

Seeing her flustered expression, Li Xiang asked, "Sister Feili, what's wrong?"

Luo Feili pointed out the window with her finger, and was speechless for a while.