The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

Qi Yinian lifted the quilt, his face was flushed with steam, he couldn't see it in the dark room, but he could hear a lingering hoarseness in his voice, "Why did you stop?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou swallowed, how should he tell his wife?

Say I can't be tough anymore?

A man who can't be hard is a waste!

What if his wife kicked him out of bed and swept him out of the house?

Meng Zhou whimpered and hugged his wife, he thought he could still save her.

But it was different from what Meng Zhou thought. In the past, when he saw his wife, he would stand up with phantom limbs, and when he touched his wife, he would be hard. This time, no matter how hard he tried, he would still be kicked out of bed today!

Qi Yinian also noticed something was wrong at this time, he touched Meng Zhou's forehead, "What's wrong with you?"

Meng Zhou choked out a sob and struggled for the last time, "...my fate is up to me."

Qi Yinian: "?"

Qi Yinian: "What are you talking about?"

It was at this time that Qi Yinian became more gentle towards Gougouzhou, otherwise he would have kicked Mengzhou out of bed long ago if he didn't get a single response after asking three questions.

In the end, Meng Zhou resigned to his fate.

Meng Zhou cried and lay on Qi Yinian's body, "Honey, let's go to sleep."

Qi Yinian touched his face, "Aren't we sleeping?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou got off Qi Yinian, "I said let's lie down and sleep well."

In the darkness, Qi Yinian narrowed his eyes dangerously, "Meng Nande, do you know what will happen to you when you say such words?"

Mengzhou's tailbone shuddered, thinking of the last time he said that he was really gone, he was still dragged back by Qi Yinian and just finished the task by rubbing his bald skin.

But it's not that he has a problem this time, he really can't do it!

Qi Yinian said coolly: "I remember someone said that there will be no less than seven times today?"

Meng Zhou was shocked, not even once now, "Do you want seven more times?"

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian's forehead twitched, and he slapped Mengzhou's dog on the head, "What's your attitude?"

Meng Zhou shrank his neck and apologized, "I'm sorry my wife."

Qi Yinian snorted coldly, "Did you really cheat today?"

Meng Zhou: "???"

Meng Zhou immediately retorted: "I didn't!"

Meng Zhou felt that his innocent reputation had been trampled on, "Didn't you check it out during the day, it was that woman who framed me!"

Qi Yinian: "But didn't you say you wanted to prove it to me?"

Qi Yinian easily repeated Mengzhou's original words verbatim, "'I will definitely prove my innocence with actions tonight.', 'Seven times, one time will not be less', 'If I Less, I cheated outside!'”

Qi Yinian spoke in a calm tone, Meng Zhou's figure became smaller and smaller in Qi Yinian's repeated words, and his fame as the first Meng Zhou was ruined.

Those who hear it are sad and those who see it cry.

The scene of whipping the corpse is nothing more than that.

Meng Zhou hugged Qi Yinian's arm pitifully, and whispered, "I really didn't cheat."

Qi Yinian: "Then tell me what's going on with you?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

To live or to die, that is the question.

Life is dragging along an ignoble existence, and if you tell the truth that you are not good, you will live in the shadow of not being good in front of your wife in the future.

To die is to go to righteousness bravely, to keep one's heroic name seven times a night, to keep the record at the most glorious place, and to have no wife in the future.

Huh, wow, the wife is still important.

Meng Zhou approached Qi Yinian cautiously, and said in a voice like a mosquito, "I can't."

Qi Yinian was itchy from Meng Zhou's exhalation, he raised his hand to touch his ear, and pushed Meng Zhou's head away: "I didn't hear it, please say it again."

Meng Zhou: "..." It's embarrassing to say it once, but if you say it again, do you want people to live!

Qi Yinian saw that Mengzhou hadn't moved, and said, "Huh?"

Meng Zhou immediately forgot about the concerns just now and repeated, "I can't."

Qi Yinian: "...can you speak louder?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou broke the jar and said loudly, "I can't do it!"

Qi Yinian: "..."

This time it was Qi Yinian's turn to be silent.

Seeing that his wife didn't respond for a long time, Meng Zhou became more and more flustered.

Why doesn't his wife speak?

Doesn't his wife dislike him?

Is his wife thinking about how to divorce him?

Whether his wife has a divorce agreement or not!

Meng Zhouwang cried out, "Honey, can we not divorce?"

Qi Yinian was thinking about it, but was amused by Meng Zhou's words, "Why are you almost getting divorced?"

Qi Yinian patted the dog's head, "Don't worry, I won't get a divorce just because you didn't find you cheating seven times."

"It's not that I'm afraid of this." Meng Zhou whispered.

Qi Yinian turned his head to look at him, "What are you afraid of?"

Meng Zhou leaned close to Qi Yinian's ear and whispered, "Because I can't do it anymore, I might not be able to satisfy you in the future."

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian pushed the dog's head away, and said indifferently: "Well, this is indeed a problem."

Meng Zhou: "?"

Meng Zhou: "You were really thinking about how to divorce me just now!"

Meng Zhou wrapped his hands and feet around Qi Yinian: "I don't care, I don't agree, even if you tie me to the Civil Affairs Bureau, I will use my rotten vocal cords to shout: 'I won't divorce!'"

Qi Yinian was hugged so hard that he couldn't breathe. He patted Meng Zhou's arm, "Let go."

Meng Zhou stiffened his neck, "I don't! I'll hug you. If you don't like me, I'll hug you. If you don't want to shit in the latrine, I'll hug you too."

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian: "What level of metaphor are you at?"

Meng Zhou didn't listen, and buried his face in Qi Yinian's neck again.

Qi Yinian patted Meng Zhou's holding hand and said, "Okay, I wasn't thinking of divorcing you just now."

Meng Zhouzhi was startled, "Then what are you thinking?"

Qi Yinian's voice revealed deep thought, "I'm wondering which andrology hospital is the best in Lancheng or Beicheng."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou: "After all, you still despise me!"

Qi Yinian laughed out loud, "Okay, let's go to bed."

Meng Zhou looked at Qi Yinian suspiciously: "Which one is sleeping?"

Qi Yinian snorted, "What else can you do to sleep?"

Meng Zhou: "..." Meng Zhou remained silent with a guilty conscience, oh no, with a weak kidney.

Qi Yinian took Mengzhou's arm from his neck. If he kept holding him like this, he would wake up in the middle of the night because of poor breathing, "Hey, go to sleep."

Qi Yinian closed his eyes, breathed slowly, and fell asleep.

But Meng Zhou didn't feel sleepy so quickly.

Meng Zhou suffered from insomnia.

It is impossible for anyone to sleep when they know that they are dying!

It was discovered when the arrow was on the string and had to be fired!

hateful.

Seeing that Qi Yinian beside him was already fast asleep, Meng Zhou went to call the system in his mind.After looking for it like this, I found that the system was gone, as if I sent a message to it but couldn't send it at all, and lost the recipient.

Meng Zhou started to panic. Could it be that the male virtue system left him and ran away?

Mengzhou tried several times to contact the system, but in the end, nothing came to fruition.

During this period of time, Meng Zhou seldom looked for the male German system. Except for the fixed weekly task with the lowest weekly score, the system did not release other tasks.

Meng Zhou now posts with his wife every day, and the minimum of [-] points per week is easily completed, so there is less interaction between him and the system.

It is not known when the system disappeared.

Meng Zhou originally thought that his refusal was the fault of the system, and that he was punished for failing to complete a task or violating a rule, but now the system has run away!

Meng Zhou panicked, he won't be like this for the rest of his life.

People tend to be sentimental in the middle of the night, and there are already sentimental things.

Mengzhou didn't fall asleep that night, his mind went from "what if I don't lift for the rest of my life", "what if I don't lift for the rest of my wife", "if I really don't lift for the rest of my life, should I take the initiative to let go" to "Even if I really don't do it for the rest of my life, I will bully my wife"... Various thoughts come and go, until the birds outside the window start to sing in the morning, and then I fall asleep in a daze.

After falling asleep, my last thought was: I want to darken the shark next door to my surname Wang.

When he woke up the next day, before Meng Zhou opened his eyes, he instinctively searched for the people around him with his hands.

I couldn't find it, so I stretched out my foot to look for it again.

Finally, the bed next to him was empty.

Um?What about my older wife?

Meng Zhou opened his eyes in horror.

Those anxious thoughts from last night came to his face, his wife wouldn't really want him, would she?

Meng Zhou got up in a panic, and ran out without putting on his slippers.

There is no bathroom.

The side room does not.

Neither is the living room!

Meng Zhou: "!"

He has no wife!

At this moment, the door to the room was opened, Qi Yinian held a bag of breakfast in one hand, supported the door with the other, and joked with the guest in the next room when he went out.

He turned around and saw Meng Zhou standing in the living room without any clothes on.

Qi Yinian: "!"

Qi Yinian stepped into the door and slammed it shut with a bang.

The good guest who was talking about was slapped on the nose, "..." Are you polite?

Inside the door, Qi Yinian looked at Meng Zhou who was standing there blankly, and broke down, "Why are you standing here with no clothes on?"

If it weren't for his quick reaction just now, the situation would be out of control.

Seeing the breakfast bag in Qi Yinian's hand, Meng Zhou blinked, the bewildered expression on his face that he thought he had been left behind dissipated, he slowly grinned, and said aggrievedly: "I thought you didn't want it. me."

Qi Yinian sighed, "Why would I not want you?" Qi Yinian didn't know the worries and fears in Meng Zhou's heart, so he put the breakfast on the table and said to Meng Zhou, "Go and change your clothes, come out to eat earlier."

Meng Zhou raised his hand, "Yes!"

It's that easy to coax.

Because the ups and downs of emotions are all affected by that person.

Meng Zhou entered the bedroom and took a set of clothes from the closet. He was wearing it when he suddenly found that the system appeared in his mind.

"You actually looked for me at that time last night?" the system asked in surprise, "What did you want from me?"

Whenever Meng Zhou mentioned this, he became angry, "You still said, where did you go last night? No matter how hard I tried to find you, I didn't respond. I thought you left me and just ran away."

The system said shyly, "I didn't expect me to be so important to you."

Meng Zhou: "..."

The system got serious and re-explained: "Out of respect for the privacy of the host, our system needs to automatically block the senses when it judges that human beings are about to have an intimate behavior, such as the last time you and Qi Yinian were in the corridor, and the last time you and Qi Yinian were together Yi Nian is in the utility room... I am not there."

Seeing the confused expression on Meng Zhou's face after speaking, he suddenly realized, "So you didn't notice when I was away?!"

The system woke up in a dream and raised a white-eyed wolf host. It has been gone so many times that this scumbag has never found out!

Meng Zhou: "...ah this."

If he could notice the presence of the system when he was making out with his wife, he would be a real scumbag.

Meng Zhou: "If you have a system, don't be jealous with my wife."

Are you worthy?

The system chuckled, but luckily the system has no emotional data, so it won't get hurt. After scolding Mengzhou for his behavior of the white-eyed wolf, he went back to the original topic, "So since Qi Yinian entered the master bedroom last night, I It automatically hibernates. I set a hibernation time for myself, and deliberately left you a long space to play, and I just woke up now."

"I didn't expect you to disappoint me so much." It must have been a waste of time to find it at that time last night, but the system didn't show any obvious dislike for Mengzhou, and just asked, "What did you do last night?" What's the matter with me?"

Mengzhou cut to the chase, "Did you do what I can't do?"

The system didn't connect the antenna with Mengzhou, "No, what aspect can't work?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou: "You are just mocking me!"

The system quickly explained, "No, absolutely not. After all, you are the cub I brought out, and I will lose my face in the end."

Meng Zhou gritted his teeth, trusted the system this time, and said his story again, "I won't lift it."

One sentence was spoken in a flat manner, but a thunderstorm exploded in the system.

"You stopped lifting?!" the system asked loudly.

Meng Zhou: "...can you stop being so loud!"

The system quickly began to sort out its own data, "No, I have to find another host as soon as possible. A man who doesn't do it has no future. If a man with good morals can't even satisfy his wife, what good is there?"

Meng Zhou: "???"

My wife doesn't dislike me!

Sure enough, only my wife treats me the best in the world.

Meng Zhou snorted coldly, and asked the system, "So you didn't cause me to fail?"

While packing the database, the system replied: "No, I haven't sent you a weekly task for the past few weeks, haven't you noticed?"

Meng Zhou frowned and asked, "I found out, so why?"

The system said: "Of course I have the foresight. When you get the star of male virtue, the day lily will be cold, so I have been practicing the trumpet for the past few weeks, and I don't care about your affairs at all."

Meng Zhou: "..."

So, his failure is really his own problem?

Last night those desperate thoughts flooded up again, and Meng Zhou's heart burst into tears, what if he really never wanted to lift his wife!

Every year is so domineering, it takes seven times a night, but now he doesn't have one, woo woo woo.

At this time, the progress of the system packing the database stopped, "Hey, your impotence is a violation of the male moral code and you will be automatically punished?"

Meng Zhou's negative thoughts stopped immediately, "Punishment automatically?"

The system carefully looked at the data during this period of time, and confirmed: "Yes, although I am not there, the database is still running automatically. It detects that you may lose your virginity, so it automatically executes the order of impotence for one day."

Meng Zhou felt his body, "But isn't the day already over?"

The system sighed, "Because that noble lady called Qi Yinian to catch an adulterer, you know that without me in the database, you are not very smart. Although you protected yourself, the database thinks that if your wife thinks you are cheating, you are cheating, so it will be automatically executed for you." Impotence is an order for a lifetime."

"Impotence... forever?" Meng Zhou asked softly in disbelief.

System: "Yes."

"But I obviously didn't cheat!" Meng Zhou objected, "My wife doesn't think I'm cheating either!"

System: "So without me in the database, isn't it very smart?" The system sighed, "It thinks that if your wife sees you cheating, you are cheating."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou: "So all this is your fault!"

Meng Zhou rolled over, "You have to solve this matter for me! Can you pay me for my wife? I only want this wife."

System: "I'm adjusting the parameters, am I? Don't worry."

Meng Zhou urged the system, "Hurry up." After adjusting, he immediately went out to prove himself to his wife!

He really didn't cheat.

He does it seven times a night.

He can!

The sound of data flow was soft, and finally, the system said seriously: "Okay."

When Meng Zhou heard the system say yes, he ran out of the door like a mechanical dog that had been wound up, and said to Qi Yinian who was setting breakfast on the dining table:

"My wife, I'm cocky!" Meng Zhou was ecstatic, "I can do it seven times a night again."

At this moment, the next sentence of the system came late, "Once the database command is issued, it cannot be destroyed, so I adjusted the time parameter to compress the ratio, and compressed the 100-year penalty time to one week. This is already the limit."

Like pouring a basin of ice water over a brazier, the expression on Meng Zhou's face gradually disappeared.

The system also felt pitiful for Meng Zhou at the moment, "Just say you can listen to me and finish the whole sentence, Amen."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Qi Yinian turned around at the dinner table, "How are you?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou stood at attention like a primary school student, lowered his head, "It's not completely good, it's just whether I'm good or not, I don't know how to tell you."

Qi Yinian pointed to the table with his fingers, and said to Meng Zhou, "Come here for breakfast first."

At the dinner table, Meng Zhou tactfully explained to Qi Yinian that he is not well now, but he will be well in the future. I hope his wife has some confidence and patience in him, and waits for his seven-time-a-night potential seed to germinate.

After hearing this, Qi Yinian blinked: "Then you are still Schrödinger's, okay?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou was still planning to continue lobbying Qi Yinian, so his wife said plainly: "I have already made an appointment with the specialist number of Beicheng Men's Andrology Hospital at noon today."

Meng Zhou: "?" He felt betrayed!

Are men's hospitals for men?

His wife actually wanted to send him to that kind of place.

Meng Zhou leaned back on the back of his chair, expressing his refusal with actions: "I won't go to see it, I'll just go there this week."

Holding the chopsticks, Qi Yinian raised his eyes to look at Meng Zhou seriously: "Don't shy away from medical treatment."

Meng Zhou said, "Trust me, my wife! I'll really get better this week!"

Qi Yinian: "Then why can't you be well this week?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou: "Then I will be fine next week!" Meng Zhou began to play a rogue, "I know my own body."

Qi Yinian shook his head, the phrase "I know my own body" is a common phrase used by those who shy away from medical treatment and refuse to go to the hospital.

After saying this, Qi Yinian became more determined to drag Meng Zhou to the Andrology Hospital today.

Qi Yinian patiently persuaded Mengzhou: "Trust the doctors, they are more professional and experienced than you."

Meng Zhou didn't listen to a word from the left, and didn't go to a word from the right.

In the end, Qi Yinian couldn't bear it anymore and patted his chopsticks, "I rejected the rehearsal of the fan meeting and took you to the hospital, is that your attitude?"

Mengzhou shuddered, realizing that his wife was really angry, and the coaxing segment engraved in the DNA began to transcribe the gene to play a role, "I'll go!"

Mengzhou humiliated: "Is it okay if I go?"