The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

The first thing Qi Yinian did after returning home was not to pack his luggage, but to take a shower.

Before entering the bathroom, Qi Yinian settled down on Mengzhou, "Just came back from outside, don't sit on the sofa, you should go take a shower right after I take a shower."

Meng Zhou nodded "Hmm", although he responded quickly, but his expression was stunned, and he didn't know if he listened or not.

Qi Yinian looked at him by the bathroom door for another second, then retracted his head, forget it, and press him to take a shower later.

And Meng Zhou was brainstorming about the task released by the system at the moment.

"Why is this task again!" Meng Zhou collapsed, "Didn't I give a speech last week? Why do I still have to give a speech!"

The system was speechless, "...so you just lay flat?"

Meng Zhou collapsed on the sofa, this action showed that he didn't hear Qi Yinian's instructions just now.

Meng Zhou looked at the sky like a fish, "Then why not? Are you going to pay Qi Yinian the rations?"

The system looked at him for a while, and said, "Don't you like Qi Yinian? Don't you want to sleep with him?"

Meng Zhou jumped up from the sofa, "Who likes Qi Yinian?"

The system is suspicious, "Is it a shame to like Qi Yinian?"

"How is that possible?" Meng Zhou immediately retorted, "My wife is so good, of course everyone should like her."

The system obviously doesn't understand the complex twists and turns of human beings, "Then why are you so excited to deny it when I say it?" After thinking about it, he added, "If everyone likes it, then it's not worth it." How do you like it?"

Meng Zhou was stunned, caught in some kind of entanglement, and after a long while, he collapsed back on the sofa, "But the men of the Meng family don't say what they like," Meng Zhou turned over and put one leg on the back of the sofa. , "That's so hypocritical."

system:"……"

System: "Then just say whether you want to sleep with Qi Yinian."

Meng Zhou blinked, his ears turned red, "It's not a question of whether I want it or not," Meng Zhou sighed, "It's a question of me not even being able to climb into Qi Yinian's bed."

Meng Zhou tugged at his hair in despair, "I'm 17cm, why did you reject me?"

"..." The system reminded me loudly, "If the host has this requirement, if there is a skill card for this aspect in our point mall, it is the first time you click in to see the small advertisement," the system clarified, "No Advertisement, really useful."

Meng Zhou's ears moved, and Xianyu turned over, but did not turn over, and lay still on his stomach, "That's different, if Qi Yinian used props because of me..." Meng Zhou buried his face in the sofa, "Then Is he in love with me?"

Meng Zhou hit the nail on the head, "He's just greedy for my dick."

The system didn't expect his first male host to have such a sensitive heart. After thinking for a long time, he found another way to say: "Do you want Qi Yinian to like you too?"

Meng Zhou raised his face quietly and blinked his eyes.

The system said that it was very useful, and led Meng Zhou on the right path, "If you want him to like you, of course you must first get his people, and then capture his heart." The male morality system class started, "When the child is born, Then he can't escape your palm."

"Kid...kid?" Meng Zhou was so frightened that his lips trembled when he spoke, "Do you still have the childbearing skill card?"

"Of course..." the system said, "No."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou leaned back on the sofa again, "Cut." His expression was contemptuous, he didn't know whether he looked down on the system or regretted that he didn't have such a skill card.

The system coughed, "That's not the point, it's just an analogy." The system brought the topic back on track again, "The core meaning is to use things to keep Qi Yinian's heart. Since you think Qi Yinian despises you, then you Conquer him with 17cm," the system said convincingly, "prove to him his ignorance with facts."

Meng Zhou's heart was itchy, but he still hesitated: "But Qi Yinian..."

"But what is it?" the system continued to incite, "In short, since you want to sleep with Qi Yinian, you must take this step sooner or later. It is better to hit the sun than choose the day. Just today, you just finished the task."

Meng Zhou's eyes loosened. Seeing this, the system added the last handful of firewood, "There are only two days left for the mission. If you don't go up today, you will go up tomorrow." There is room for thinking, "Today or tomorrow, you choose one!"

"Today!" Meng Zhou blurted out.

Just a joke, tomorrow it will be seven times a night, assuming he doesn't know how to do multiple choice questions.

The system is like an old father watching his stupid son finally enlightened, and laughed out of relief, "Hey, take this step, your male virtue star is just around the corner."

Meng Zhou thought so too.He was lying on the sofa happily, his state of mind was completely different from before, he felt that he was in the middle of the pink bubbles at the moment, and these bubbles were rising, rising, and they all burst the moment Qi Yinian came out.

Qi Yinian was still holding the towel and putting it on his hair, he saw this scene as soon as he got out of the bathroom door, he was so angry that he couldn't care less about drying his hair.

"Meng Zhou, why are you lying on the sofa," Qi Yinian said angrily, "You still haven't taken off your shoes!"

As soon as Meng Zhou heard the voice, he slid off the sofa and knelt down on the carpet, like a mouse seeing a cat. Meng Zhou suspected that the fear of Qi Yinian had been engraved into his DNA.

But that's not right, obviously he is the head of the family.

The head of the family raised his head fearlessly, "Why should I lie on the sofa—" Facing the death ray shot by Qi Yinian, the unspoken words rolled on his tongue, "I can't change it," Meng said. Zhou bowed his head in shame, "Why can't I change this bad habit of mine."

Qi Yinian came over clutching the towel, "Didn't you hear me when I told you to lie on the sofa?"

Meng Zhou raised his head in doubt, "Did you say it?"

Qi Yinian looked at him expressionlessly.

Meng Zhou swallowed, "You said it, but I didn't hear it." He bowed his head obediently and admitted his mistake.

Qi Yinian looked at the black hair spinning on top of Meng Zhou's head, and felt that Meng Zhou looked like a big dog who knew he had made a mistake and was depressed.

I have made a lot of progress than before, and I will take the initiative to admit my mistakes.

Qi Yinian blinked lightly.

The hair that had just been washed hadn't been wiped dry yet, the drops of water ran down the hair and landed on the back of his neck, freezing his thoughts.

Qi Yinian came back to his senses, grabbed some towels tightly in his hands, covered his head and snored a few times casually, "I'm going to the bedroom to deal with some documents later, you go take a shower, and then you can lie down on the sofa or not."

"Huh?" Meng Zhou raised his head in surprise.

Qi Yinian had already turned around and wiped his hair and walked to the bedroom.

Looking at his back, Meng Zhou said happily, "My wife, you are the best!" He turned his head and began to think about his great plan for tonight.

The system dismissed it in its mind, "Isn't this a matter of going in directly?"

Meng Zhou's face turned yellow, "Which one do you say goes in..."

system:"……"

System: "Of course it's going into the house, otherwise who else would go in!" The system seemed to be staring at its useless children and grandchildren, and was so angry that it had a heart attack, and didn't speak for a long while.

Meng Zhou thought about the action plan for tonight for a while, and then went to the bathroom to take a shower.After taking a shower, Qi Yinian was still in the bedroom with the door closed, not knowing what he was doing inside.

Meng Zhou glanced at the time, it was only one o'clock in the afternoon, and it was still late after dark, let alone ten o'clock - Qi Yinian's usual bedtime.

Meng Zhou wandered around the house doing nothing, took out his mobile phone, and just clicked on Weibo, a series of private messages flooded in.

Meng Zhou didn't realize it before he clicked in. He is usually not very active on Weibo, and some private messages are men and women who want to catch up with him. Meng Zhou's unified reply is a copy of Meng's family rules. Let's talk again.

Usually, after this there is no after.

This time Meng Zhou clicked in and thought it was the same, but now he is a man with a wife, so he has to keep himself clean. Meng Zhou thought about blocking each one of them to show that he is out of the mud and not stained.

Unexpectedly, after clicking in, swiping up and down turned out to be all personal attacks on him and Qi Yinian, and the obscenities were unsightly.

Meng Zhou: "???"

Meng Zhou exited and entered again. It must be because he opened it in the wrong way.

This time I saw the homepage @男德拿者者, which is his trumpet.Meng Zhou realized in an instant that all the black people he had pissed off in the morning had reacted and scolded him directly in private messages.

Meng Zhou laughed angrily.

Do you scold other people's wives and act as your own messengers of justice?

Meng Zhou went into the study and turned on the computer directly. Typing on the phone keyboard was too slow, which affected his output!

After logging into the Weibo account on the computer, Meng Zhou pulled the keyboard with both hands, and the keyboard man became a master, key!

An hour of bloody battle with Heizi.

One of the comments caught Meng Zhou's attention.Without him, this comment was posted on Qi Yinian's black fans.

The expression on the expression of the grandfather of Mengzhou subway looking at the phone, why are there so many black fans these days?

Meng Zhou clicked in, and all of them were Qi Yinian's sex.

Meng Zhou rolled up his sleeves, can this work?Decisive and passionate open mic.

However, before Meng Zhou faced off against black fans in the square, the opponent was single and weak. Although Meng Zhou had a lot of output, he was able to fight back and forth.

But now that he directly pokes into other people's base camp, the black fans are not easy to provoke, and they all come out in a swarm, especially if Meng Zhou directly enters other people's black fans without hesitation, isn't that just looking for abuse.

An hour later, Meng Zhou's face was pale, his eyes were straight, and his expression was dull.

Can't beat it, can't beat it at all.

Meng Zhou reached for his mobile phone, wanting to make a call and ask his father's secretary to handle the matter directly.After thinking about it, this is his own wife. If someone scolds his wife, of course he has to solve it himself.

Meng Zhou's face turned hard, he pushed the phone away, and decided to find another way.

It really made him figure out a way.

Meng Zhou clicked on the chat box of a naval leader that he had just added.

The opposite party got straight to the point and sent the price list directly, "A fixed template costs [-] cents, and a free expression costs [-] cents. The price ranges from [-] to [-] for a small v."

Meng Zhou thought for a while, and replied, "How much do you want to blow up black fans?"

The opposite side displayed "Inputting". After a long time, I sent a sentence, "This is more difficult, and the price varies according to the celebrity's coffee position. Can you tell me your budget first?"

Meng Zhou had no idea how much it cost to fry black fans, otherwise he wouldn't have asked directly.The other party was fine, and directly threw the question back.

Meng Zhou then clicked on the balance of his bank card, thinking of giving out some change, but when the balance really jumped out, Meng Zhou was stunned. Why, he only had 3000 yuan in his card?

His majestic young master of the Meng family and husband of Qi Yinian only have 3000 yuan in his card?

The system reminded him at this time, "You forgot, your salary was handed over to Qi Yinian a long time ago, and the 3000 yuan is the pocket money your wife gave you."

The system's tone was very kind, "Thank you, Dade, for having such a generous wife," the system said, "I chatted with other officials, and the males under their hands are only a hundred a month, and all this is used to give money to you." Wife bought a present."

The system was full of disgust, "Look at you again."

Meng Zhou: "..."

The matter has come to this point, it is useless to say more.

Meng Zhou then sent the head of the water army that his own budget added to him.

"I have a budget of three thousand."

There has been no reply from the opposite side.

Meng Zhou thought for a while, oh, I haven't told him whose black fan Chaochao I want to blow up, so it's hard to reply.

So he typed again, "I want to blow up Qi Yinian's black fans."

However, the message was not sent, a red exclamation point popped up, and the other party directly blocked him!

Meng Zhou: "???"

The system burst out laughing, Meng Zhou was furious, the system quickly stopped laughing, "Don't be discouraged, you can still do it yourself."

Mengzhou is an old man with a face. The money is too little to hire a sailor, so he can only do it by himself?

"A man should be fearless." Meng Zhou cheered himself up, and then resolutely entered Qi Yinian's black fans again.

No miracle happened.

He was still beaten to pieces and his body was broken.

It was even worse.

He was so miserable that he didn't notice when Qi Yinian was standing behind him.

"Qi Yinian's black fan Chaohua," a voice slowly read Chaohua's name, and then said in disbelief, "Are you blackmailing me?"

Meng Zhou: "!"

Meng Zhou quickly switched the computer interface, turned the swivel chair, facing Qi Yinian, and sat down obediently with his hands on his knees, "I don't have any."

Qi Yinian folded his arms and looked down at Mengzhou from above, "Hmm."

Meng Zhou swallowed, he found that he couldn't stand under Qi Yinian's gaze.

Qi Yinian said slowly, "Then what are you doing?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

If it is revealed that he is in line with a black fan, will he kneel down and serve as a one-stop service?

He still remembered what Qi Yinian said when he was settled in the car, "If I find out, you know what's waiting for you, Meng Nande."

Meng Nande wanted to cry at this moment but had no tears.

"I...I..." I said a few times, but Meng Zhou didn't think of any good excuses to explain the situation. He just wanted to dig a hole to hide himself, or send him out of the atmosphere directly.

Qi Yinian put his hand on the back of Mengzhou's chair, this action brought him very close to Mengzhou, Qi Yinian's neck was next to Mengzhou, and he could still smell the fragrance of shower gel , aromas of orange blossom and sea salt.

Meng Zhou couldn't help but get closer and closer to Qi Yinian, just when the tip of his nose was about to touch Qi Yinian's neck, and the aroma of orange blossoms became more intense, Qi Yinian's voice suddenly came from above his head.

"The Watcher of Men's Virtue," Qi Yinian let out a laugh, "Meng Nande, what else is there about you that I don't know about."

Meng Nande: "..."

All desires and thoughts in the mind are instantly eliminated, and the six faculties are clean and spotless.

"Wife, listen to me," Meng Zhou's brain was spinning rapidly, Qi Yinian would not take hard things, if he wanted to get over this matter, he had to...

Meng Zhou cried out loudly, "They all bully me!"

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian moved the mouse and pulled down the floor comments.

You just run into other people's black fans and output super chat, don't bully who you bully.

Meng Zhou suddenly hugged Qi Yinian's dangling arm, and Qi Yinian's movements of concentrating on the computer suddenly froze, giving Meng Zhou a chance to climb on the pole.

He pretended to howl louder, crying out his grievances, "Honey, I saw them scolding you, so I reasoned with them."

To be reasonable...Qi Yinian raised his eyelids, seeing the comments posted by @男德未者者, there really shouldn't be too many fucks.

Is that what it means to be reasonable? Qi Yinian realized it.

"Then I'll reason with you too?" Qi Yinian stood up straight, looking down at Meng Zhou who was holding his arm.

Meng Zhou: "?"

Why is this development different from what he imagined? Shouldn't his wife love him?

Meng Zhou couldn't shed his hypocritical tears, and he didn't know if he should continue to be pitiful at this time.

Meng Zhou: "...or, don't you want it?"

With a heck, Qi Yinian pulled his arm out of Meng Zhou's hand.

He grabbed the back of the swivel chair and turned Meng Zhou over, "Speak online, pay attention to what you say, even though it's a trumpet," Qi Yinian approached Meng Zhou from behind, "but don't let yourself go too much."

"Although you will be very angry when you see these comments," Qi Yinian said softly, "but you don't want to become like them."

Qi Yinian held the mouse with one hand, the black mouse and the white fingers made the fingers look whiter, Qi Yinian pulled down the page, "Don't worry about these comments."

Qi Yinian put his other hand on Mengzhou's shoulder, and pressed gently, "Because I don't care."

Meng Zhou raised his head, at this time Qi Yinian also stood up straight, the two looked at each other up and down, Qi Yinian quietly bent his eyes.

Meng Zhou still maintained the dazed expression on his face, but in his heart:

Ah ah ah ah ah!

His wife is comforting him!

How could his wife be so gentle!

Meng Zhou is a good-natured person who forgets to eat but not to fight. He has already forgotten Qi Yinian's frightened state of mind when he first appeared, and now he only thinks that his wife is the best.

Qi Yinian finally squeezed Mengzhou's shoulder, and walked out of the study without saying anything.

Meng Zhou sat on the chair for a while, turned off the computer, and followed him out.

They ordered takeaway for dinner, Qi Yinian ate very slowly and didn't eat much, he didn't look very interested.

Because of what happened in the afternoon, Meng Zhou didn't dare to speak much, so he finished his meal in silence.

Meng Zhou took care of cleaning the dinner table, which would give him +2 points.

A little can make a lot, and you can save a lot in a week.

Qi Yinian went back to his room after dinner, Meng Zhou stood outside Qi Yinian's room hesitating after finishing the dishes.

With my hand on the door, I couldn't knock it down for a long time.

"Oh," the system sighed, "Why are you so cowardly, host."

Meng Zhou stretched his fingers and clenched them into fists, he frowned, "Qi Yinian seems to be in a bad mood."

After the rebroadcast of the program ended, although Qi Yinian was honest with him, Meng Zhou knew that Qi Yinian was not really angry.

Many times Qi Yinian seems to be fierce and cold towards Meng Zhou, but Meng Zhou can feel that it is only a superficial phenomenon, Qi Yinian is actually very soft inside.That's why Meng Zhou dared to act like a spoiled brat, he was anticipating Qi Yinian's weakness of being soft and not hard.

But the low pressure that Qi Yinian showed just now is really irritated from the bottom of his heart.

Meng Zhou was sure that it wasn't because of the fact that he was discovered by the black fans in the line in the afternoon, otherwise he would eat the keyboard to atone for his crime.

Qi Yinian's bad mood seemed more related to the things he was dealing with in the bedroom.At that time, Qi Yinian said that he was going to deal with some documents, Meng Zhou narrowed his eyes, is it Qi Yinian's father's business?

The system interrupted Meng Zhou's thinking, "Don't guess here, since Qi Yinian is in a bad mood, shouldn't you go in and stay with him?"

The system spoke earnestly: "This is a good time for you to sneak in."

Meng Zhou's eyes widened, "What are you talking about?" He knocked on the door after changing hands.

System: "..." There is no need to be honest with me.

disgusting.

The door was quickly opened.Qi Yinian held the doorknob, looked at Meng Zhou who was standing outside the door, and asked with his eyes, what's the matter?

Meng Zhou erected a sculpture on the spot.

Hasty, he hasn't figured out the opening line yet.

But Qi Yinian didn't slam the door directly this time, even though Meng Zhou couldn't tell why he was looking for him, he still let Meng Zhou in.

When Meng Zhou stepped on the soft carpet in Qi Yinian's room, he thought to himself that the salary has been improved.

The last time he came in was by sneaking in in the middle of the night.

There is also a small desk in the bedroom. In the corner next to the window sill, you can see the scenery outside when you sit in front of the desk. It is a good office position.

Qi Yinian walked over to turn off the laptop, and Meng Zhou sharply saw that the last interface seemed to be a financial statement, a very common document, but the date was ten years ago.

Qi Yinian leaned back against the desk, took a sip from his teacup, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Meng Zhou: "..."

I was careless, my mind was distracted just now, and I forgot to think of an excuse.

Meng Zhou didn't speak all the time, Qi Yinian didn't mean to drive him out if he didn't speak, he held his teacup and drank tea there.

The tea looked very hot, Qi Yinian had to blow it in advance every time he took a sip, and every time he took a small sip, his cheeks were rosy from the hot steam, looking soft and easy to pinch.

Meng Zhou found a topic, as if he had found a life-saving straw, "It's summer, why do you drink such hot water?" While talking, he approached Qi Yinian's bed without a trace, and sat down on it.

There are no other chairs in the room. Is it normal for him to sit on the bed?

Meng Zhou anxiously found a suitable excuse for his behavior.

Qi Yinian didn't seem to notice Meng Zhou's action, his eyes fell through the steam rising from the hot tea and he didn't know where it fell, after a long while, he said softly, "I'm used to it."

Meng Zhou: "..."

...that's the end of the topic.

Chatting is not easy, Mengzhou Maomao sighed.

Fortunately, after a while, Qi Yinian also realized the perfunctory of what he said just now, he chuckled, and explained again: "When I was young, I lived with my grandfather, he was old and liked to drink hot tea, I was taken Just adapt to his living habits, and slowly get used to it.”

Qi Yinian put down his teacup, walked to the closet, took out a set of pajamas, turned around and asked Meng Zhou, "Are you okay with me? Go back to sleep if you have nothing to do."

Qi Yinian looked at the clock on the bedside table, "It's already nine o'clock, I'm tired from recording programs these two days, I'll go to bed early today."

Meng Zhou: "!"

Seeing that he was about to be kicked out if he didn't say anything, Meng Zhou blurted out in a panic, "I'm here to sleep with you."

Qi Yinian tilted his head, "Which one is sleeping?"

Meng Zhou was stunned by Qi Yinian's unreasonable playing of cards, "How many people are still sleeping?"

Qi Yinian lowered his eyelids and smiled, his eyelashes are very long, and the light from the top of the bedroom casts a circular shadow under his eyes, making the whole face look soft.

Qi Yinian raised his head, looked at Meng Zhou with a smile in his eyes, the corners of his mouth curled up, "The one you asked me about sleeping for the first time, and also," Qi Yinian blinked, "We slept these two nights."

Meng Zhou felt that he was hit by great joy, his throat was tight and dry, and he couldn't help licking his lips.

What does Qi Yinian mean?

Does he want to sleep with me too?

Is he looking at me?

Is he smiling like this to seduce me?

A series of thoughts rose and burst in Meng Zhou's mind like bubbles. Meng Zhou opened his mouth, his voice a little hoarse, and he said, "I want to sleep with you in the first kind."