The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

Qi Yinian raised his eyes and glanced at Meng Zhou. His eyelashes were very long, and the light from the oil lamp seemed to be shining on them. He asked softly, "How do you want to sleep?"

Meng Zhou clasped his hands together tightly, as if embarrassed, and said coyly, "Sleep together."

- i ha ha ha ha is a hilarious joke

-Meng Zhou, you go directly to A!

Meng Zhou thought that Qi Yinian would not agree, and he didn't have any hope, but Qi Yinian responded lightly, "Okay."

Meng Zhou looked up abruptly.

Just listen to Qi Yinian's next sentence: "Let's sleep on the floor together."

Meng Zhou: "..."

-Meng Zhou: I'm so stupid, really, I only heard my wife say she wants to sleep with me, but I didn't expect to sleep on the floor together

-Hahaha Meng Gouzi really believed that his wife wanted to sleep with him at that moment

- It looks a little stupid and a little pathetic

Meng Zhou looked up, "Forget it, the floor is not easy to sleep on, you sleep on the bed, I sleep on the floor."

Qi Yinian disagreed, "The bed is broken, how can I sleep?"

Meng Zhou's expression seemed to be covered with a layer of loneliness, but he still answered Qi Yinian's questions: "I'll fix it for you."

Then Qi Yinian watched Meng Zhou holding the oil lamp and the bamboo basket in one hand, and walked to the bamboo bed in the corner.

With the light source far away, Qi Yinian stood in the faint shadow, looking at Mengzhou's back in a daze. He took out a wooden stick from the bamboo basket, gestured on the hole in the bamboo bed, and took out a hammer to knock there. beat beat.

Looking at this scene, Qi Yinian felt that he was thinking a lot at the moment, but he didn't seem to think about anything at all. Just looking at the man under the oil lamp, his mood improved involuntarily. It didn't matter that he was in such a simple dilapidated house. up.

Suddenly, a cry of pain interrupted Qi Yinian's thoughts. It was Meng Zhou who accidentally hit his hand while knocking on a nail.

Qi Yinian hurried over and knelt down beside Mengzhou.Meng Zhou covered his hands and blew there, looking very painful.The light from the oil lamp was not bright, so Qi Yinian could not see Meng Zhou's injury clearly.

He went to grab Mengzhou's hand, "Let me see if it's serious?" Qi Yinian frowned, "If there is any blood bruise or broken skin, I need to ask the crew to borrow a medicine box for simple disinfection and bandage. You can't do this."

Meng Zhou hid himself from being caught by Qi Yinian, he was still moaning, "Don't worry about it, I will fix the bed for you, when the time comes, you will sleep on the bed and I will sleep on the floor."

Qi Yinian: "?" Why do you feel that this tone is full of complaints against yourself.

Is it because I didn't let him sleep in bed?

Qi Yinian: "The bed is repaired, can't you go up and sleep together?"

Meng Zhou raised his head for a moment, then lowered it quickly, "It's just a broken bed, two people have to collapse on it again," Meng Zhou said in a low voice, "It's better for you to sleep alone."

Qi Yinian laughed angrily, "Tell you to sleep and you don't sleep, and you get angry when you can't sleep." Qi Yinian broke his head, "What kind of sulking are you?"

Meng Zhou was forced to turn his head, staring quietly at Qi Yinian at this moment, and said, "I can't sleep when I'm angry."

From an invisible angle, the skin behind Qi Yinian's ears turned red.

For a while, no one spoke.The flame of the oil lamp jumped up and down, and the shadows of the two people reflected on the wall also swayed.

There is no dust in the clear night, and there is no one under the moon.Meng Zhou suddenly stretched out his hand in front of Qi Yinian's eyes, and said miserably, "Look, it's all red."

Qi Yinian lowered his head and looked at it carefully three times under the oil lamp, but he couldn't see anything. He pinched it with his fingers, but there was no sign of swelling. After a long while, he finally made sure, "Yeah, don't show it to me again. There are no traces of redness, so everything is fine."

Meng Zhou: "..." He withdrew his hand as if nothing had happened.

One didn't pay attention during the movement, and his elbow touched the bamboo bed next to him.The bamboo bed was inherently unstable, and the four corners were uneven, and it tended to shake. When it was moved like this, the oil lamp resting on the bamboo bed staggered several times in an instant, and the lamp oil shook out.

Meng Zhou hurriedly got up and wanted to rescue him, Qi Yinian was also the first to pick up the oil lamp, the two of them bumped into each other, elbowed their arms, and the oil lamp fell down with a snap in front of them.

The original bean-sized wick flame instantly ignited the swaying kerosene. The bamboo bed was covered with a layer of bamboo strips, combustibles, and kerosene as an excellent combustion aid. Almost in the blink of an eye, the flame rushed to the whole place. Bamboo bed.

Qi Yinian: "..."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Barrage:……

- it's still a fire show

- Firefighting Tips: Men, don't play with fire at home

- Put out the fire quickly!What are you still doing, I'm so anxious

Qi Yinian reacted very quickly, and there was no need for barrage reminders, he took out a windbreaker from the suitcase, unfolded it in the air, and put it on the burning flames.Driven by Qi Yinian's calmness, Meng Zhou found a half-drinked bottle of mineral water, unscrewed the bottle cap and extinguished the small flames in the area that Qi Yinian hadn't taken care of.

The two of them tossed and fumbled for a long time, and finally burned the fire on the bamboo bed for an hour and a half, completely controlling the fire and extinguishing it.

Qi Yinian wiped the sweat from his forehead, and looked at the half-burned bamboo bed legs with lingering fear, "The floor is also made of wood, and it hasn't been treated for fire protection due to the degree of decay." He looked up at the roof again, "The whole building is a wooden structure, and the fire is horrific."

Meng Zhou responded, "I just said that this variety show is unreliable, and we will withdraw the capital when we get out of here," Meng Zhou said angrily, "It's fine to let you lay the roof during the day, but now there is a fire hazard. "

Qi Yinian silently glanced at the upside-down oil lamp on the floor, thinking that it wasn't because you first put the oil lamp on the bamboo bed with uneven corners and then bumped into it.However, Qi Yinian didn't say anything, the fault of the program team was indeed bigger, the fire protection measures were not in place.

They stood here for another meeting, and the program crew finally arrived late.There are fixed camera positions in the room. In order not to affect the guests and record their living conditions more naturally, the staff will not show up when there is no need for outside shooting.

At this moment, it is estimated that he saw this dangerous scene in the main control room. The director personally came out to apologize. While asking them if there was anything wrong, he solemnly promised to cooperate with the fire inspection to clean up the house from the inside to the outside.

Meng Zhou didn't like him at all. With the experience of unlocking the skill card [Halo of Overlord] last time, although there are no cards now, Meng Zhou still perfectly reproduced the aura of the overlord at that time, "I'll give you Said, within an hour, arrange a new residence for me, and my family will not suffer from this grievance every year."

Every year of his family: "..."

He raised his head and glanced at Meng Zhou miraculously. How many personal settings did he have that he didn't know?

Just listen to Meng Ba Zong full of aura Zhou continued: "Tomorrow, I want to see a house with modern technology and facilities appearing in front of me, otherwise, I will divest the 70.00% of the shares I invested," Meng Zhou stretched out his right index finger, pointing at the director's slightly round face with a hint of disdain in arrogance, "Just wait for the lawyer's letter."

After finishing speaking, he maintained his elegant demeanor, stopped looking at the director, his hair was full of pride, stretched out his right hand, wrapped it around Qi Yinian's waist, and led him gracefully downstairs.

The director who was crushed by the disregarded class all the way: "..." took out a handkerchief and wiped his sweat. Fortunately, the live broadcast was temporarily turned off when he came, otherwise the scene where the guest pointed at his head and scolded the introduction would have been watched by thousands of viewers After watching it repeatedly, the director thought about that scene, it was a shame and a shame.

On the other side, Meng Zhou put his hands on Qi Yinian's waist, looking like a domineering boss holding his little lover, but actually tap dancing like a drum beating in his heart.

Woooooo my wife's waist is so soft.

I was so courageous that I even dared to touch my wife's waist.

In fact, it’s too immersing in the boss’s personality. I really dare not do it again QAQ

My wife didn't open my hand, can I hold it all the time!

Meng Zhou's mind was full of colorful thoughts, but he didn't show any of them on his face—it's a joke, if Qi Yinian showed it, he would definitely react immediately and open his hands.

After leaving the small building, the bright moonlight shone down, and the ground seemed to be covered with a layer of silvery white frost.The mountains in the distance are undulating black shadows, and there is an endless vastness under the moonlight.

The two of them stopped in place, looking at the quiet beauty.

half an hour.Qi Yinian said: "Don't you take your hand away?"

Meng Zhou: "Oh, oh, I forgot."

In fact, in my heart: oh, oh, oh, it's cheap.

The director brought the staff over, "It will take some time to prepare the other houses, so I can only wrong you to live in tents tonight."

Living in a tent is a better deal than sleeping on the floor.

Qi Yinian nodded in agreement, Meng Zhou still seemed a little dissatisfied, Mr. Ba's three-point cold, three-point sneer, and four-point careless eyes had already fallen on the director, and he forced Qi Yinian to press it back.

"Don't make trouble," Qi Yinian made a final decision, "Sleep in the tent tonight."

The wife spoke...Meng Zhou: "That's great."

He quickly turned his eyes away from the director and looked at Qi Yinian flatteredly, wagging his tail behind him begging for praise.

The director's complexion was complicated. He already knew that this was a couple variety show, so he was prepared for it, so where did the discomfort of being shown the face come from?

The director silently clenched his fist, it must be because his professionalism is not strong enough.

The staff helped Qi Yinian and the others set up the tent and then left. When they left, they took away the director who they doubted about their lives.

Qi Yinian and Meng Zhou were left in front of the small wooden building.The director team hung electric lights in front of the wooden building, and the bright light illuminated the space, where a goose-yellow tent was stationed quietly.

"There is only one tent," Meng Zhou asked tentatively, "You sleep inside and I sleep outside?"

Qi Yinian: "..."

Barrage:? ? ?

When the director left, he informed people to continue the live broadcast. At this moment, there were question marks floating across the screen.

- I made a mistake, this is a couple variety show?

-Hey guy, why did you turn off the live broadcast just now, and then turn it on again? I thought there was some content that couldn’t be unlocked even if you paid for it, but the clothes of the two of them are still in good condition, that’s all?That's it?

-Are these two people a couple? Why do they look so much like a business cp?

-I!No!Tube!week!Year!yes!real!of!

The corner of Qi Yinian's mouth twitched, "It's not necessary to be so pretentious."

In the night, Meng Zhou looked at Qi Yinian with bright eyes, brighter than the moonlight, Qi Yinian said helplessly, "Let's sleep together, this is a tent for two people."

The corner of Meng Zhou's mouth curled up into a triumphant smile. This move, this move is called retreating to advance.

Grandson said.

It's not very late now, but it's getting dark early, and the two of them lay in the tent with their eyes open, not falling asleep.

The live broadcast is really closed at this time, and the privacy of the guests needs to be maintained. The director team has said hello in advance, and the camera will be opened on time at [-]:[-] tomorrow morning. In other words, if you don’t want to be photographed with any embarrassing content, you should wake up early Come to work.

The space in the tent is small, and two people, especially two adult men, lie together almost with arms against arms and thighs against thighs, and there is no room for them to turn over.

Meng Zhou lay on the spot like a piece of wood, not daring to move a little bit, and he didn't know what he was afraid of, obviously his wife was lying next to him.He should justly take advantage of it!

But the body is still cowardly.

After a long time, Meng Zhou felt sore from lying down—muscles were tensed for a long time. He was about to change his movements quietly, when Qi Yinian suddenly asked, "Can't you sleep?"

"...Ah yes," Meng Zhou tried to keep calm in his words, "I have insomnia."

"Why?" Qi Yinian seemed a little bored, and asked casually.

Meng Zhou swallowed, what else could be the reason, of course it was because you were lying beside me.Meng Zhou opened his mouth and replied: "Of course it's because the accommodation environment is too bad. I can't even sleep on your sofa, can I get used to it?" After answering, Meng Zhou gave his witty excuse a thumbs up.

Qi Yinian didn't speak, and after a while, he asked again: "Then are you enduring all these backward living conditions just to maintain your personality?" Qi Yinian turned his head in the dark, looking at Meng Zhou Over there, "male man?"

Meng Zhou opened his mouth, wanting to say of course, but he didn't say it.

He came for this purpose.But after completing the task of preaching male virtue in the pilot film, he hasn't thought about it for a while.

After coming to this variety show, he didn't think about the system, nor did he think about male virtue. His life was filled with ordinary daily things. He thought back to his day here, and he was getting along with Qi Yinian. He didn't deliberately To show his masculinity, because he didn't remember at all.

He just thought about getting along with Qi Yinian.

Meng Zhou didn't answer for a long time.Qi Yinian turned around silently, closed his eyes, did not wait any longer, and fell asleep peacefully.

After a long time, Meng Zhou suddenly figured it out and said, "No."

"I have no personality. What I do is my own choice."

After the words fell, Meng Zhou seemed surprised by his own words, and stopped talking for a while.After waiting for a while, he realized that Qi Yinian had fallen asleep and hadn't heard his own words, his shallow breathing came from the darkness.

Meng Zhou blinked, closed his eyes, and fell asleep himself.

half an hour later.Meng Zhou opened his eyes and laughed to death. He couldn't lie at all, he really lost sleep.

Meng Zhou moved instinctively, wanting to go outside to relax and come back to sleep, when his arm suddenly touched Qi Yinian's hand, his sitting body lay back down again.The movement of going out is too big, Qi Yinian is a light sleeper, it will wake him up.

Meng Zhou could only count the stars with his eyes open. Suddenly, the system sounded.

"Aren't you curious about your male virtue?"

Meng Zhou was startled, and asked, "How much?"

The system sneered, "300 million."

Meng Zhou was shocked: "There is no progress?" Before he entered this variety show, he bought a popular male virtue value of 300 million.

"Of course there is progress," the system chuckled, "After all, it's a minus 300 million."

Meng Zhou: "???"

Meng Zhou: "I don't believe it."

Meng Zhou thought about his performance this day, "Where, what is the problem?"

The system gave him a replay, "From the moment you entered this show, it was the time when the man's virtue value that you bought on the hot search went backwards. You also took the initiative to ask your wife to lead the cow, and kicked your wife into the pit of the show group."

"My wife is packing the luggage, and you are watching."

"I want to eat meat, but I also want my wife to kill pigs and sheep."

"I don't even do all the cooking and washing the dishes, but divide the work with my wife."

"You are afraid of cattle while herding cattle, and you have to rely on your wife to protect you."

"The bed repair directly burned the bed, almost leaving my wife with nowhere to sleep."

The system summed up the statement, "Look, this pile, every piece, is what a man with perfect male virtue should do?"

Meng Zhou: "..." At first, I thought I performed well, but being told like this, it seemed like I was worthless.

Meng Zhou was in a trance with affection, was he being puaed?

"I have a crush on pua you?" the system said coldly, "I'm the spokesperson of male virtue, and I'm in charge of the noble system that travels around the world, educating men and cultivating male virtue, why do I have a crush on pua you?"

The system is noble and glamorous, "I always push you directly. What I say is the golden rule. Now the male virtue value is negative 300 million, you can decide for yourself, whether you want to be tied to me for a lifetime, or earn [-] million early. Redeem yourself."

Facing the system, Meng Zhou bit the corner of the blanket helplessly, "I think you are going to eat me."

Relying on his extensive knowledge of those big melons in the circle, Meng Zhou said, "You are like a villain who is getting no benefit and gradually revealing his purpose and vicious nature close to me." .”

system:"……"

System: "You think too much, I just want you to get the male virtue star, after all, it is directly linked to my performance," the system became angry at this point, "I didn't expect you to be a rotten wood, I hate you It's a piece of wood!"

Meng Zhou: "..."

The system calmed down its emotions, and finally said to Meng Zhou: "For the sake of being so stupid, let me give you a trick. Another pair of guests will come tomorrow, and the program team will arrange for you to interact," the system held Said like a winning ticket, "I have checked in advance, they are a business couple."

"When the time comes, you should perform well and suppress them," the system looked forward to. "Comparing the two phases like this, won't your male virtue value go up a bit!"

Meng Zhou nodded half-understanding, "So you want to compare with them?"

"Yes, they are one point close, you are very close, they are sticky, you are ten sticky," the system comforted him, "Don't worry, you won't lose, they are just business couples, not as real as you and Qi Yinian. "

Meng Zhou: It seems to have been hurt by a billion points.