The sand sculpture attacked him and bound the male virtue system

"What are you looking at?" Meng Zhou glanced sideways at Qi Yinian while driving, "The expression is so strange."

"...It's nothing." Qi Yinian immediately put the phone upside down on his lap, stared straight ahead, and sat upright.

Meng Zhou: "..." Meng Zhou turned around and muttered, "If you don't tell me, don't tell me."

Qi Yinian sat on the seat and secretly wiped the sweat from his palms.He never thought that things would go like this.

After a few minutes of delay, Qi Yinian felt that he finally had the courage to face it again.He picked up his phone, this time he didn't look at the trending search, but sent a message to Lang Luo:

"Sister Lan, are you the one who posted the trending search?"

"Yes," Lang Luo said succinctly, "There is no other way, we must divert the attention of netizens."

"..." Qi Yinian, "Okay."

He thought for a while, couldn't hold back, and asked again: "Was that article written by the studio?"

Qi Yinian felt that Lan Luo had to do this to divert the attention of netizens, and he did not hesitate to affect the reputation of his artists. Unexpectedly, when the news was sent, Qi Yinian clicked on it, and it was impressive:

"It's not the studio, it's your CP fan. That fanart has already become popular on the Internet, and the studio is just adding fuel to the flames."

Qi Yinian closed his eyes, and after a second, he had collected his mood and calmly typed: "How is this CP fan power, is it organized, can it be divided?"

On the opposite side, Lang Luo sent a series of ellipsis, "Are you... wanting to assassinate?"

"No," Qi Yinian replied indifferently, "I just want to turn them into a mess."

A few minutes later, Lang Luo sent an excel sheet, "This is the popularity of the topic brought to you by cp fans. It has increased by [-]% year-on-year compared with the past. The studio discussed and decided overnight to encourage this behavior."

"Be nice to your CP," Lan Luo said, "Our CP fans are still pointing at you for picking sugar."

Qi Yinian was looking at the table data and was still weighing the pros and cons rationally. When he saw the last sentence, a question mark slowly rose above his head, but that sentence was quickly withdrawn, and Lan Luo reposted, "Wrong typo, their cp fans still pointed You are picking candy."

Qi Yinian breathed a sigh of relief, and he said, how could Lan Luo be brainwashed by cp fans with his professionalism.He typed: "Sister Lan, I believe in your professionalism."

Lang Luo replied: "It must."

Back at the apartment, Qi Yinian went to the bathroom to wash up, and Meng Zhou lay down on his small sofa. After these few days, he fell asleep and fell in love.

“+1+2+2+1+1+2+1+1，”孟洲啧了一声，“都有十一分了，不愧是我。”

The system poured cold water on one side, "There are only fifteen hours left."

Meng Zhou: "..." The corner of his mouth that was raised just now fell down again.

"I don't think so," Meng Zhou turned over, "I'm already looking for a rural primary school," Meng Zhou swiped his phone, "There are few people, I'll donate another building, hush money, perfect."

The system stopped talking.He has already felt his negative attitude from Mengzhou's words and deeds, this is not good, this is not a matter of passing or failing, male moral education is nine-year compulsory education, he does not allow his subordinates to have a nine-year-old fish.

The system looked at Meng Zhou, who was slumped into a cake on the sofa, and calculated the data flow quickly, accurately hitting Meng Zhou's weakness:

"Your alma mater, the location of the speech is your alma mater," the system demon whispered, "Do you want to carry out your building donation activity at your alma mater of primary school, alma mater of middle school, or alma mater of university?"

Meng Zhou bounced off the sofa with a bang, "Are you still a human being?"

The system doesn't matter, "The flowers of the motherland need education, you are the most selfless and hardworking gardener, I just need to be unknown behind you."

Meng Zhou gritted his teeth and put on a painful mask, "It's still 89 points away," Meng Zhou covered his face and cried bitterly, "It's really too late."

"It's too late," the system's voice is gentle and low, like a mermaid whispering to tempt a sailor to fall during a voyage, "you get 10 points for paying the public rations once, and there is no upper limit on how many points you can get."

Meng Zhou raised his head, and Mao Mao was stunned, "89 points, 10 points each time, the minimum time is one hour, fifteen hours." Meng Zhou concluded using his elementary school mathematics mental arithmetic ability, "It's not like Qi Yinian is the same The problem of consent, the problem is, even if he agrees," Meng Zhou's eyes were dull, "I can't do it."

"A man can't say he's not good enough," the system hates iron and steel, "Can't you work hard!"

Mengzhou: Abba aba aba.

"Ka——" At this moment, Qi Yinian opened the bathroom door, holding a towel in his hand, wiping the water from his hair and coming out.

Meng Zhou's gaze fell on him naturally. The other party was wearing a white bathrobe with a large neckline, only a white belt was tied around his waist. The water droplets that had not been wiped slid down his neck into his chest and disappeared under the bathrobe. not see.

Meng Zhou swallowed his saliva, his brain suddenly fell into a short-circuit state, and the boss's quotations blurted out, "Man, do you want to seduce me by dressing like this?"

As soon as the words came out, both of them froze.

Qi Yinian stopped wiping his hair and looked at Meng Zhou, with some confusion in his eyes, and some shock in the confusion, when did Meng Zhou's stupid attributes evolve again, he had to go to the hospital.

And Meng Zhou covered his mouth, and looked at Qi Yinian suspiciously, as if it wasn't him who took advantage of Qi Yinian, but Qi Yinian who took advantage of him.

A stalemate and silent rivalry opened up between the two people, as if whoever spoke first would lose: as long as I am not embarrassed, the embarrassing one is someone else.

Three seconds later, they looked at each other evenly.

Half a minute later, Meng Zhou felt a little guilty.

One minute later, Meng Zhou wanted to slip on his knees and admit his mistake.

He opened his mouth, about to admit his mistake, the phone rang suddenly at this moment, Meng Zhou opened his mouth with a long sigh of relief, thanked the call, and saved the society from death.

It was Qi Yinian's cell phone that rang, he threw down the towel and went to the balcony to answer the call.

Seeing Qi Yinian walk away, Meng Zhou directly collapsed on the sofa holding his last breath.

"The system, I'm going to kill you!"

"The overlord's quotations have been officially loaded successfully," the system said ruthlessly, indifferently, and unreasonably, "You are really a waste, you are the worst host I have ever brought, it depends on you when will I get the male virtue star The title of the training system!"

Meng Zhou held back his tears, "So you just...?"

"So I loaded some black technology." The tone of the system was like that of an old father, full of "baby, Dad is really worried about you."

Meng Zhou was furious: "But did you ask my wishes when loading it!"

System: "Oh? You don't want to?"

Meng Zhou: "Yes, I don't want to."

"Oh, I have read it," the system said indifferently, "Not accepted."

Meng Zhou... Meng Zhou took a deep breath, okay, it's fine, Meng Zhou squeezed his fists out of the joints, "Is [-] million male virtues worth it?" He nodded, "Just wait, we will be on good terms soon See you."

Outside the balcony, Qi Yinian came back after answering the phone.He walked to Mengzhou's side and said, "Thank you for Liu Wenxuan's matter."

Hearing that Qi Yinian suddenly mentioned Liu Wenxuan's grandson, Meng Zhou sat up from the sofa, "Is it the result of Liu Wenxuan's handling?" Harm—he is a brick in building a socialist society ruled by law, glory!

"Well, the professional thief he was looking for was also caught. The gemstone earrings were recovered, and Sister Lan has already taken them and returned them to the brand."

Meng Zhou was not interested in this, he was more curious: "Do I have a pennant?"

Qi Yinian: "..."

Qi Yinian looked at Meng Zhou's expectant expression, thinking that after all the other party helped him intercept the phone and Liu Wenxuan failed to take it away, he put it in a euphemistic way: "Serving the people doesn't need a pennant."

Meng Zhou: "..."

Meng Zhou: "I'm not happy."

Qi Yinian tentatively said, "Then I'll call and ask them to make it up for you?"

"Forget it," Meng Zhou said tiredly, "The belated pennants are all for coaxing me."

Qi Yinian: "..."

Meng Zhou sat back on the sofa, "What about the result of Liu Wenxuan's handling? Even if there is no pennant, telling me about the thief's tragic end makes me happy, and I have served the people."

Qi Yinian pursed his lips, feeling that Mengzhou would not be happy if the result of the treatment was announced, and might make him even more angry.

"The police interrogated the professional thief. The theft of gemstone earrings was indeed not related to Liu Wenxuan, and considering that the lost property has been recovered, so," Qi Yi said in a young voice, "only a fine of 3000 yuan was imposed."

Meng Zhou: "Huh?"

Meng Zhou: "Is this called punishment? Three thousand is called money?"

"..." Qi Yinian said helplessly, "Young master, think about it from another angle, three thousand can buy one hundred pennants."

Qi Yinian lowered his head and operated on the phone twice, "Hey, for your brave and clever interception, I will reward you with a hundred pennants."

Meng Zhou felt the phone vibrate in his trouser pocket. He froze for a second, then took out the phone, and there was a red envelope lying in Qi Yinian's chat window on WeChat. He clicked on it, and 3000 yuan was credited.

Meng Zhou looked up: "Who are you looking down on! Last time I paid 2000 million."

"3000 yuan is the monthly salary of an ordinary office worker." Qi Yinian poured himself a glass of water, "Don't be dissatisfied."

Meng Zhou groaned and was not happy, and then he saw his male virtue value suddenly increased by three thousand in his mind.

"Wow, did you smoke the system?" Meng Zhou said pleasantly, "If I see it, it's my male virtue. You are not allowed to withdraw it again."

The system looked down on his inexperienced appearance, "The 3000 yuan is the salary your wife gave you, and it is a proof that you are worth it. These will be directly converted into male virtues, and there is no need to accept that everyone only has 0-10 points of male virtues." Scoring restrictions."

Meng Zhou's eyes lit up, and the meaning of this sentence was... He jumped up and looked at Qi Yinian, opened his mouth and said, "Give me some money," Huan Shizi said loudly, "I want [-] million."

Qi Yinian: "Huh?"

Meng Zhou changed his words, "Or 99 yuan is fine."

Combined with the two he earned before plus [-] male virtue points, [-] million can live together!

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