my boyfriend is a god

Marriage environment is in charge of human marriage.

When two people meet and fall in love, there will be a red thread of marriage binding their wrists, and if the red thread is broken, the relationship will be broken.The producer of these red threads is the marriage environment, and the manager of the manufacturer is the red thread lady in the marriage environment. I usually call her sister Hongxian.

Brother Xiaobai pushed and refused to enter the Marriage Realm, I tiptoed open the door of the Marriage Realm, and saw Sister Hongxian directing the Marriage Boys to sort out famous brands under the Marriage Tree.

Seeing me coming in, sister Hong Xian yawned and said, "Xiao Yan, why are you here?"

I asked, "Where is Yuelao?"

"Dead." Sister Hongxian said with her mouth curled up, her attention never leaving the marriage boys who were working, and she pointed at a boy and cursed: "Fatty, do you have a brain, I saw you from a long distance Bind the names of three people together, why? Do you want to have a love triangle or live with three people? Seeing that you are so fat, have you eaten all over your stomach?"

Under the tutelage of Sister Hongxian, a group of predestined children dare not show their spirits and can only be busy with their work.

Sister Hongxian glanced at me and said, "I went back to the Stove King Hall to look for you, and the little bastard at the door said you had gone through the robbery. Why is it not enough for you to have a title, do you want to be promoted from a fairy to a god?" ? Is the calamity over?"

Before I could answer, sister Hongxian slapped the butt of Xiantong passing her with a peach branch again and again, cursing: "Just counting your slow speed, did you become a turtle in the sea?"

I quietly whispered into Sister Hongxian's ear and said, "Sister Hongxian, I want to ask Old Yue for help."

"Just treat him as dead." Sister Hongxian sat down at the immortal table full of anger.I hurriedly pushed aside an orange and handed it to her.

Sister Hong Xian laughed: "You have more winks than those little bastards, you really deserve to be trained by the Kitchen God." She added, "Look at such a big marriage tree, men and women from all over the world, every year and festival , both pretended to go to Yuelao Temple to pay homage, and wrote their names on the board and hung it on the tree, but how many of them are sincere?" She sighed, pointed to a pile of name boards in the corner, and said: " It’s impossible to be together, I didn’t take it seriously when I wrote it, and I wrote my name wrong on purpose.”

Sister Hongxian flicked her left hand, and the original marriage tree disappeared, and another marriage tree that looked thicker appeared.She said to the fairy children: "The one in Jiaxing, Zhejiang is finished, and the one in Chongqing will be done next."

A fairy boy said obsequiously: "Sister Hongxian, Jiaxing is not finished yet."

Sister Hongxian threw the last few lobes of orange into her mouth, and scolded, "I'll finish it when I say it's over, why are there so many words!" The voice was so loud that the fairies hurried to work.

"Sister Hongxian." I rubbed my hands, "I'm really in a hurry to find Mr. Yue."

Seeing her eyes, I peeled another orange and handed it to her.She asked, "What's the matter? Tell me."

"I want to check the marriage book."

Sister Hong Xian suppressed her smile: "Xiao Yan, who are you looking for? We don't have the marriages of gods and gods. Tell the Stove Lord, just ask the Heavenly Emperor for orders."

"It's not me, it's not me." I hurriedly explained, "I want to see a human marriage."

"Then how can you just look at it?" Sister Hongxian gave me a blank look. "If you go to Yue Lao, he will definitely not agree." She continued, "Yue Lao is playing chess with Cupid in the back room. I advise you not to disturb them."

"Cupid?" I frowned, "Who is that?"

"The little god of love in the West, you think Westerners are really good, a little kid who doesn't even wear pants knows what love between men and women is in charge of love." Sister Hong Xian complained: "The last time I saw this kid Just say, Bit, you can’t wear clothes. I made him a bellyband, but people don’t want it, saying he doesn’t like to wear clothes. Tsk tsk tsk tsk, isn’t it indecent, people think that the western protoss have no money to buy clothes Woolen cloth."

Sister Hongxian couldn't end her chatterbox once she opened it. "Look at our predestined relationship, it's a down-to-earth, diligent and responsible marriage for every human being. Every marriage line is tied after thousands of choices. Every couple who wants to be blessed They were all carefully selected by the Marriage Fairy Boys. If the West lets this brat take a broken bow and arrow and shoot at random, and hit Li Siwang's pockmarks, then Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling are a couple."

Sister Hong Xian continued: "Since the exchanges between the East and the West have become more and more frequent, many marriages have to be appraised by these two gods of love at the same time. It turns out that these two people are lucky, and they start playing chess when they meet, and they start playing chess when they meet. I am so mad! I do all the work."

Saying that, sister Hongxian began to rub her eyes.

I hurried over to give her a light pat on the back, and said with a slight smile, "Sister Hongxian, can you take me to see the marriage book, please, I'll just take a look and leave."

"It's not that I can't show you, it's just..." Sister Hongxian hesitated to speak.God has a priesthood, and each position has internal information that cannot be disclosed to others and cannot be disclosed at will.It can't be called a secret, but if everyone can watch it, it will be a very troublesome thing.

Brother Xiaobai stood behind us at some point, and asked in his gentle voice, "Xiaoyan, are you done yet?"

Sister Hong Xian's eyes lit up when she saw Brother Bai, she hurriedly gave up her seat, and called all the fairy children who were still busy on the marriage tree to stop what they were doing, and went to bring out fresh food for Brother Xiaobai. fruits and vegetables.

Sister Hongxian accused me half-angrily: "Xiaoyan, you and your brother Bi'an are here, why don't you tell me, this child."

Brother Xiaobai smiled and said: "I didn't let him say it. He was going through a catastrophe in the human world, so he shouldn't have returned to the heavenly world. I originally wanted to let him finish his work quickly and go back. I didn't want him to stay there for too long. If If someone finds out, I'm afraid of causing trouble."

Sister Hongxian smiled and said: "It's okay, I haven't seen Xiaoyan for a long time, so I happened to be chatting." Sister Hongxian hurriedly asked Brother Xiaobai: "Bian, what have you been up to lately? Do you need help? Need help Just come to me directly, don't be shy."

Brother Xiaobai blocked the grapes that Hong Xian's sister forcibly stuffed him, and said, "Red Xian, please help Xiao Yan with this, we both have important matters to return to the human world."

"Of course I want to help!" Sister Hong Xian had a determined expression on her face, and then asked me in a daze, "Xiao Yan, what are you doing?"

The color word is a knife in the head, brother Xiaobai appears, have you forgotten all the words I said?

"I want to check the marriage between Qin Tianyao and Chu Yihan."

"This..." Sister Hong Xian clicked her tongue, as if she was in trouble, she patted her chest and said, "No problem, it's a trivial matter, you come with me."

Beauty plan!

When Brother Xiaobai blinked at me, I only thought of these three words.

If we had to say it another way, let's call it a beauty trick.

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