Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Even if the little demons move here to live now, they don’t have much valuable things. The little demons’ houses are bare, they plant some herbs and flowers in the vegetable garden, and Mrs. Hu raises some chickens. The most valuable thing is the new Taoist robes they wear. In addition, I really want nothing!

So why dig a hole here?

Touch Papa Hu's two chickens?

Father Hu shook his head while building the wall, "How can it be, there are many golden pheasants on the mountain outside, and you can catch one casually, isn't it easier than digging a hole?"

A young man from the Liu family said, "Is it a bear? It's strong, but not fast, so you can't catch it?"

"How can a bear love chicken? You can't get enough between your teeth!"

"Then maybe people like to eat fine food?"

Someone from the Huang family interjected, "Then I think I fell in love with the flowers planted in our yard, but there are none outside."

Grandpa Zhangshu, who was overseeing the work nearby, carried a bucket of water from the well with a branch and said, "Whatever it is, fix the wall quickly, and be more vigilant these few days. If you don't lose anything, you will lose your life first! "

Everyone smiled and happily agreed, "Okay!" Qiqi speeded up the work in his hand, and repaired the courtyard wall with a lot of hands and feet.

Guanglin pulled Huang Yaya to Yuanshi Tianzun and said, "Master, this girl found something wrong."

Yuan Shi Tianzun looked down, and it turned out to be a little weasel, quite courageous, after transforming into a fat girl, with slightly yellow hair, small eyes but very clever, he nodded and said, "It's a clever one! Look at it and reward it!"

Guanglin was worried that it would not be safe for them to live here. There were more than 300 people in total. Their brothers and sisters each took a dozen or so, so they took them all away. The remaining twenty or so little cubs moved together. Go to a courtyard, live near the uncle, and it is convenient to go to and from school, so I told Yuanshi Tianzun once.

Yuanshi Tianzun has come to look after the house for his junior brother now, so there is no bottom line, so he naturally agreed, but he also said, "Find one of your senior brothers to take care of them, and clean up every day. Otherwise, I won’t be happy to see snot smeared on the lapel!”

Guanglin smiled and said, "Okay, master, don't worry!" Isn't it just about personal hygiene, it's easy!

Guanglin didn't look for anyone else, so he went to tell the old camphor tree spirit about it, "there are more than 20 cubs, my master said before he left that they will be playmates for my little brother in the future, and he specially kept them here." Let my uncle teach them, this time I will live with my uncle, and I hope the old man will take good care of them and restrain them!"

The old camphor tree spirit was overjoyed, but also a little apprehensive, "How can the little old man have the virtue?"

Guanglin waved his hand and said with a smile, "I don't need the old man to do anything, and I don't need to be too constrained by the children's temperament. They were lively and mischievous in the past, and they are still like that now. I just ask the old man to watch them and watch them every day. Just clean up the house and don't develop any bad habits."

Guanglin said in a low voice, "My uncle is strict and never likes unclean things. It doesn't matter anything else. As long as the children have good character, it doesn't matter if they are naughty!"

After hearing this, the old camphor spirit was a little relieved, and only patted his withered chest to pack the ticket and said, "Don't worry, little fairy, I understand, this matter is left to me, and I will not ask Tianzun to take care of it." Get a little pickle!"

Guanglin said with a smile, "Old man, I am at ease when I am doing business! Speaking of which, when you were listening to Master's teachings, you were not like me! In fact, I should call you Senior Brother!"

The old camphor spirit was not willing to respond, and refused in every possible way, Guanglin didn't make things difficult for him, and helped him settle down in a yard next to Yuanshi Tianzun.

From then on, these more than 20 goblins have to wash in the morning and evening, their hair is combed fluffy and shiny, their teeth are white and shiny, everyone has a mouthful of white teeth, and they have to take a bath in the hot spring pool every ten days, not to mention their bodies. Fragrant, at least every smell is like the smell of the sun - the Taoist robes on the body have to be changed every day, washed with saponins and dried in the sun.

The cub of the Hu family came home during the monthly vacation, and his mother came to clean the hair, and held the little fox's face that had returned to its original shape, and gnawed on it for a long time, but nothing came out. Madam Hu wondered, " What else will I clean up for you, while you play! Fei Lao Niang spent a long time~"

The little fox jumped into his mother's arms with a smile and acted like a spoiled child, "I just like my mother to chew on it~"

Get out!Don't give it a bite!Vain!

Having said that, the fox mother still changed back to her original shape, took out the comb, combed the little fox from top to bottom, and said cheerfully, "Go to school, I don't know what skills I learned, this little fox fur is really good. It's getting better and better, bright red, and when I grow up, I can marry a wife~"

The little fox was so ashamed that he jumped up and ran away!

The fox mother said from behind, "Why are you running? Mother can't say anything? Tell you, you are not allowed to meet any little girl casually. Our Hu family does not marry other families, do you understand?"

The little fox ran away, and agreed from a distance, "Got it! Damn old antique!"

boy!

A black and fat woman appeared on the tip of the gun next to her, and said to Mrs. Hu with a smile, "Hey, San'er, his mother, are you going to say goodbye to your San'er?"

The fox girl smiled casually, and she was very charming inadvertently, "Where is he, Aunt Zhu, look at you, you have heard that the wind is like rain, you are only a little old, what are you talking about, your body is not mature yet, don't worry! "

Aunt Zhu smiled and said, "Although I'm not in a hurry, but I think you should look it up too. Your Hu family doesn't get married to another family, so where can you find a little girl who is the same age as San'er? You have to go out to play." Damn it! Otherwise, this mistress won't be a bachelor in the future?"

The fox mother sighed, "Oh, there is nothing I can do. The old ancestor's lesson is there, so it is not called marrying another family. What can I do? If you can't find it, you can't find it. Tell him to find it himself!"

The two of them leaned against the wall and chatted a few gossips, and then went to their own business. Since they moved to live in the front, they have watched the little fairies practicing from dawn to dusk every day. These little demons inevitably worked hard. No longer idle around.

The little demons all gathered in front and lived with the disciples of Biyou Palace, and the back mountain was emptied. Yuanshi Tianzun took out a little bit of consciousness every day and looked around, but after waiting for a long time, there was no movement.

He was not sure, so he sent a letter to Tushita Palace, telling the Taishang Laojun not to let Bodhi and Wukong go to the lower realm these days, and tell them to stay in the sky peacefully, until he catches that little thief over here Let's talk.

The Taishang Laojun received the letter and was also taken aback. When he talked about thieves at the beginning, how could he have thought that someone would dare to come?He pinched his fingers and counted for a while, but he had no clue, so he took the letter and went to Zixiao Palace, intending to talk to the teacher about it.

I went to see that the old Taoist ancestor was riding a monkey on his neck, and the grandfather and grandson were standing under the plane tree, playing with the phoenix!

Laojun walked over with a smile, greeted the master, then hugged the little monkey in his arms, and said with a smile, "What kind of mischief are you doing?"

The little monkey rubbed his face in embarrassment, "I want to borrow some tail feathers from Phoenix to make a shuttlecock! When we were in the lower realm, others gave some feather shuttlecocks, but my sisters like it, so I don't want it. Now I want to give it to you." Grandpa make one~"

Drink, little thing, you dare to think!Your grandpa has old arms and legs, can he still play shuttlecock?

Your grandpa spoils you too!

The old gentleman slandered in his stomach, which of the strange beasts of his teacher Zixiao Palace was not from the prehistoric period?Some of them are older than the three of their elder brothers, and they are pampered in Zixiao Palace. I didn't expect to be coveted by a cub today~

Laojun coaxed his nephew, "Is it coming? The Phoenix is ​​so stingy, if you don't want to come, Uncle will get you somewhere else!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Laojun's head was hung down by the phoenix on the sycamore branch, and he snarled a few times. The phoenix finished nagging him, and flew away angrily!

Is the old man confused? ?What is this for?Why do you have such a temper all of a sudden?Isn't he better for Phoenix?

The little monkey couldn't bear to rub Laojun's forehead, and said in a low voice, "Uncle, you promised to give me all the phoenixes. I was just picking which one looks better."

Oh

Lao Junxin said that you can see the trouble, and he said apologetically, "Then uncle made Fenghuang angry, what should I do? Can Wukong's shuttlecock still be made?"

The little monkey said soothingly, "Uncle, don't worry, I have a good relationship with Fenghuang. If I go and coax him, he won't be angry!"

okay then~

Laojun put the little monkey on the ground with a smile, and watched him jump and run to play.

Daozu was watching the fun with his hands behind his back, and he didn't speak. Seeing his little grandson leaving now, he walked slowly into the house, and said in his mouth, "I haven't seen you so diligent in the past. What's the matter when you come back now?" Son?"

Laojun yelled wronged, "Look at what you always said, didn't you ask us to disturb you less, it's okay, how dare I go to the door, why don't you ask Qiongqi to bite me out?"

Daozu entered the house, sat on the Taoist bed, lowered his eyes, and was about to snore, "I don't care about your things. Whatever happens, just don't pierce the sky, so as to save time." Say I'm biased!"

Hi, you read what this says.

Laojun hurriedly took out Yuanshi Tianzun's letter, and said with a smile, "Teacher, you have to take a look at this matter today. This is a letter from your second brother from Biyou Palace. Something small happened, and both of us are concerned." I didn’t figure it out, isn’t it afraid of affecting the third child and Wukong, so I asked the teacher here!”

After hearing this, Daozu opened his eyes a little, and said slowly, "Oh? What happened again?"

Laojun handed over the letter, "here is the letter"

Daozu didn't bother to look, he raised his chin and said, "Read it, I'll listen to it!"

Okay~

Laojun read the letter once. Fortunately, Yuanshi Tianzun is also a straightforward person. He didn't talk too much nonsense. He only told the story of the thief in detail. Laojun finished reading a few sentences, and said, "Yuanshi Afraid that something was going on inside, he told me again to tell Lao San and Wukong to stay in the sky for a while longer and avoid it."

"Teacher, the two of us have counted several times, but we haven't found any trace of this thief. Although we both have suspicions, we dare not make a conclusion, fearing that there will be a bigger disturbance."

"You are much more experienced than us, can you do a calculation to see who is making trouble and what is it trying to do?"

Daozu Hongjun laughed when he heard this, and nodded to the old gentleman, "You don't have to be surprised. If there is any movement, you will suspect it to the west."

The old gentleman said, "Teacher, what you said is right, so we can't allow us not to think about that old monk. In the three realms, can we brothers and sisters count their whereabouts? It's just those few saints, but apart from The old monk and the others have no grievances or enmities with our Taiyi Xuanmen, and they all live in seclusion, why are they thinking about Biyou Palace?"

"In short, after thinking about it, he is the old monk who is the most suspicious!"

"It's just that we just don't know what he wants to do."

"But thinking about it, it's nothing more than poaching and taking advantage of those behaviors."

Hongjun Daozu heard what the big apprentice said, and said with a smile, "Although your calculation is right, it is not completely right."

The old gentleman moved the futon to the master's side, leaned over and said, "Then you always tell me?"

Daoist Hongjun was just about to raise his hand to teach his apprentice face-to-face, when Bodhi came in ostentatiously, "Teacher, your lock is not strong enough, I opened it, come here and talk to you!"

Taishang Laojun almost twisted his neck: lock?what lock?As far as he knew, only one place in Zixiao Palace was locked, and that was his teacher's warehouse!

This little bastard, miss the teacher's warehouse?

Still got it?

Taishang Laojun hurriedly looked at Daozu Hongjun's face, afraid that the teacher would be angry again, but he didn't expect the old man to smile and say, "It's done? I've been watching you for a long time, and I thought you didn't Dare to do it!"

Bodhi sat down, touched the teapot and teacup from the teacher, and got himself a cup to drink, "Oh, I was scared by you. I was worried about some mechanism on it. I didn't expect it to be very easy. I twisted it with my hands , the lock will be broken!"

Taishang Laojun coughed violently.

Bodhi said strangely, "Brother, are you choking? Come, have a cup of tea, Shun Shun!"

Laojun was helpless, took the tea and drank it, taking advantage of his sleeve to cover it, and winked his eyes at the junior brother again.

Bodhi scratched his face, "What are you doing so weirdly? By the way, brother, what are you doing here? You didn't come here to scold me, did you?"

Laojun almost choked on a sip of tea, "I'm always thinking about scolding you when I'm free!"

Forget it, let him go, anyway, it's not me who will be cleaned up by the teacher later!

Bodhi snorted, ignored his elder brother, turned around and complained to the teacher, "Your warehouse was full before I left last time. Why are there only some clumsy ones left this time? That lightning wood, you What are you doing with so much money, so that I will be covered in black ash!"

"I was thinking about finding some useful treasures for Wukong, but there is nothing! Teacher, who did you give the treasure to?"

Daoist Hongjun snorted, "I know you're thinking about it, so I can keep it there? I've already moved!"

"Don't worry too much, Wukong is so small, you give him so many good things, is it because you want to raise a bad apprentice again? With your lavish pampering posture, even a good boy can be taught badly by you!"

Bodhi pouted, and muttered, "Then you can't just give nothing, Wukong is playing with the little dragon in the East China Sea, and the little lion from Taiyi's rescue of Tianzun's family. They don't have any treasures. It's pitiful. Yes, as a master, it’s fine if I don’t give the treasures of heaven and earth, but can’t you give us two of the odds and ends?”

Hongjun Daozu was furious, "What are you talking about, is that a gadget? Come on, don't think about it, you should calm down these few days. I am going to refine a set of armor for Wukong's eggshells." , when the time comes, let him be refined, he can change with his body size at will, even when he grows up, he can also wear it, come and help me, don't think about those useless things!"

Bodhi was taken aback and said, had to stop, and asked his elder brother, "What are you doing here?"

The Taishang Laojun had no choice but to tell him the matter again. Bodhi heard that neither he nor Yuanshi Tianzun could figure it out. fierce.

At this moment, Bodhi and his elder brother and second brother were thinking in the same way, insisting, "It must be that old monk who caused trouble!"

Ask the teacher to take out a feather duster and slap it on the back, "Don't mess with people!"

Um?Could it be?

Bodhi was at a loss, and was pulled over by the teacher, and got together with his elder brother to listen to the teacher explain the clues in detail.

Hongjun Daozu sighed, "Oh, I don't know if you still have any impression of the person mentioned this time, but he was the one who eavesdropped on my sermon outside Zixiao Palace."