Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Patriarch Bodhi said nonchalantly, "It's just an ordinary inscription, without any momentum or charm." It's not worth mentioning.

Guanyin was dumb.

Fortunately, the ancestor continued, "That place is not hidden, it is just behind the waterfall at the end of the water source of Huaguo Mountain. If you are interested in exploring the ancient world in the future, you can go and have a look. Small table and small bowl Yes, it's natural, but it's not interesting."

Zhen Yuanzi said with a smile, "We have lived to this age, we are all ancient things, looking for the ancients, who else is more ancient than us?"

Li Shan's old mother smiled, "Senior Zhenyuan is right, you are old, so there are us juniors, and there are juniors below us, there must be someone who can trust you?"

Immediately, there were barefooted immortals and other Taoists making noise, saying that they wanted to go to the Huaguo Mountain to have a look at Qiqi, and the Taishang Laojun was amused from ear to ear, pointing to them with a whisk, "Look at your faces!" Fold, dare to pretend to be a junior?"

Everyone laughed loudly, it was so lively.

Bodhi leaned forward and said to his second brother, "Are you ready for tomorrow's ceremony? If there is nothing wrong, I will take the children back. After two days of tossing around, I am so tired. Tell Nezha to rest with me." Rest, recharge your batteries, and you'll be in good spirits tomorrow morning."

Yuanshi Tianzun said, "It's nothing, it's basically done. Nezha's dress was tried on a few days ago, and there is nothing else that he needs to make by himself, so you can go back."

Bodhi nodded, and said something to the Taishang Laojun, and the Laojun naturally let him go. Why did the group of people come from behind just now, and quickly retreated from behind the curtain.

Very capricious.

Laojun and Tianzun are also used to it, and just apologize for the younger brother.

Most of the people here are members of the Taiyi Taoist sect, so it's fine to talk and laugh with the "son of the Taoist ancestor".

In such a short time, Master Guanyin and Li Jing didn't even have a chance to bring up the topic of Nezha, and watched people come and go.

The two above didn't give them a chance to speak!

Li Jing had expected this for a long time. After seeing Nezha coming in, he didn't give him a look at his father, and he couldn't raise his temper at all. She stayed in the guest house.

If not, weeping on the spot in this main hall, I don't know who is ashamed!

Ugh

Heavenly King Tota sighed dully in his stomach, feeling that this day is really impossible.

Otherwise, forget about another one?From now on, just pretend that there is no such son! ?

Li Jing had a lot of thoughts in his mind, and he didn't tell anyone. Nezha was in the main hall today, and he didn't share his eyes with his father and brother. He hugged the heavy little lion and went back to the residence of Bodhi's ancestor. He was quite envious, "Yuansheng is really serious. , the muscles and bones must be strong, when will our Wukong grow like this?"

The little monkey refused to accept it, jumped out and rolled up his big sleeves, and showed Nezha his little arms, "Brother, don't look at me as light, my arms are strong! Brother Yuansheng can't beat me!"

The little lion was not convinced either, and jumped out of Nezha's arms and said, "I don't believe it!"

Then he was hugged by the little monkey and pushed to the ground!

The little lion was a little confused. At that moment, the world was spinning. What happened?

Wukong stood with his hands on his hips, "Do you believe me?"

The little lion quibbles, "That's because I'm hungry, and I don't have energy under my feet. Let's come back when we're full!"

The big guy had a lot of fun, Yang Jian looked at the little lion's big, chubby, and playful look, couldn't help but hugged him, and rubbed his hot, chubby belly, "You say you Hungry? I don't believe it either?"

The little lion was rubbed so comfortably, kicked his hind legs, and continued to grumble, "Well, I'm just hungry!"

Yang Jian gently scratched his belly with his five fingers, making the little lion whine~

Xiaolong flew over and acted like a baby in front of Yang Jian, "Brother Erlang, I'm hungry too! Brother Erlang, what do you eat on weekdays? Why are you so handsome? Can you tell me?"

Yang Jian used to be the most annoying people to say that he was good-looking, but now he was asked by a little dragon cub, he couldn't help thinking of many old things, Nezha laughed, "Your brother Erlang drinks wind and dew, that's why he looks so good-looking , he is a little fairy who only drinks dew, you know?"

Although Nezha was still not pleasing to the eye, Xiaolong's eyes lit up in an instant, and he hung on Yang Jian's neck and kept asking, "Really? Really? Brother Erlang, do you need to drink dew?"

"Oh, but it's so hard to get dew in the sea, can you drink the sea breeze?"

Nezha almost fainted from laughter.

Yang Jian gave Nezha a hard time, "Nonsense!"

Then he said bluntly to Xiaolong, "I was born so good-looking. This is all natural. There is no way. I can't grow like me without eating anything. If you want to change your appearance, you probably have to reincarnate."

Erlang Zhenjun leaned into Xiaolong's ear and said, "Do you need me to help you? Painless reincarnation! Much gentler than Nezha~"

Xiaolong understood immediately, his big eyes that were eager just now were instantly filled with water vapor, Zai Zai raised his head, and cried with a groan, "Father, mother~ wow~" My son is going to die here today wow wow

Patriarch Bodhi watched the excitement for a long time, but now he couldn't laugh or cry, and one of them came over and slapped on the forehead, "Why did I take you out for a while, and you'll be ashamed when you come back! Get out, don't provoke us here! "

Nezha and Yang Jian clutched their foreheads and ran away in despair!Yang Jian was going to stay with Nezha today, and he would also live here tonight. The two of them went out of the room and went back to their own room to discuss things.

The little monkey and the little lion here came to coax Ao Chun, "Brother Erlang is scaring people, ignore him!"

After crying for a while, Xiaolong continued to cry, and finally said sadly, "I, I am not good-looking, and I will never be able to become better-looking, my father said that I will not be able to marry a wife when I grow up! Wow!"

Bodhi is also happy: Little thing, you are only so old, and you want to marry a daughter-in-law!

Neither the little monkey nor the little lion understood the matter of marrying a wife. They took out all the presents and piled them up in front of Ao Chun, giving him advice, "Save more money, and when you meet someone you like Just give it to her, isn’t that all right? This time, you choose the gift first, okay?”

Ao Chun twitched and said, "Yes, can it work? Didn't you say that you need gems and jade? At the worst, you need gold and silver. Will girls like these dusty things?"

The little monkey thought for a while, then took out the gold leaves that Master gave him to buy things, and put a stack in Ao Chun's hands, "Is this okay?"

With tears all over his face, Ao Chun choked up and unfolded the gold leaf, stunned, "What is this?"

The little lion also came to have a look, "Is it gold paper?"

The little monkey said, "It's gold, my master made it like this, it's easy to pay the bill in the mortal world! The number of mine is bigger, one catty per catty!"

The gold leaf just unfolded and spread out on the cattail mat. The little lion put his big paw on it, stepped on it hard, and then took it away. On the thin gold sheet, there was a very clear small paw print, "Ah, print it on Already!"

Wukong and Ao Chun looked amusing, so they also came over to press. Ao Chun changed his appearance twice, once pressed the dragon claw, and pressed the small palm print again.

The three cubs held up the gold leaf again and showed it to Patriarch Bodhi, "Master, master, look!"

Patriarch Bodhi, "Huh?" Can this be played?

The ancestor also pressed a handprint on it: the slender palm print is much more beautiful than the three big little palms~

Still very handsome!

The ancestor smiled and put away the gold leaf in a roll, "It's mine!"

Three cubs: 0o0?It's been robbed!

But it doesn't matter, there are a lot of gold leaves!

As for the palm prints, there are as many as you want.

Ao Chun said, "It's too much effort to press one by one, how many can be pressed together?"

The little monkey said, "My paw prints are small, but my strength is still strong. Let me try!"

With a slap, a stack of gold leaves was pressed into a piece of gold cake, which was inseparable. The edges were torn off, and with a final slap, a small golden monkey's paw fell off.

The little lion and the little dragon couldn't help laughing, "Wukong, you are too strong~"

The little monkey wasn't annoyed either, "I'll keep this, I'll give it to Grandpa next time I go to Zixiao Palace!"

Oh, the little dragon and the little lion didn't say anything.

Grandpa is good, grandpa is great.

The little dragon and the little lion also came to press the little golden claws.

The three cubs couldn't be happier when they played with a little gold. Bodhi couldn't help but feel a little sad. Thinking about the past, which of his apprentices didn't use jiao beads as marbles, burn the Tianwai iron with Sanwei real fire to see the color, and use jade Knock to hear the sound?

gold?What a rustic thing that is, what fun!

Poor him Bao'er, now he has nothing, he can only play with gold

How about going to Lingshan to rob and get back some of the things that were looted from the Western religion?

Bodhi rubbed his chin, thinking about the possibility and feasibility of this method!

His apprentice has nothing, so shabby

Even the little dolls of the Dragon Clan know how to make some bright gems.

After a while, Ao Chun took out a bag of thumb-sized pearls, and the three cubs started playing marbles.

Bodhi looked at it more and more bitterly: he would go to Zixiao Palace to search again to see if his teacher had any family background.

Either for his disciples or for his son, why not give it up!

Daozu in Zixiao Palace sneezed several times for no reason.

Old Daoist: Huh?What do you mean?After joining the Dao, will the physique deteriorate and catch the cold?Or is something bad going to happen?

Count with your fingers: Are you worried about losing money?

Ga?

Who will come to rob Daozu?

The figure of a little bastard appeared in the mind of the old Taoist ancestor. He wanted to call Xiaodaotong to seal the palace gate immediately, but then he thought, what if the little grandson also came?

Tsk, dilemma!

Biyou Palace had nothing to say all night, and the early morning of the second day was a good day!

The sun in early spring was warm and bright, and twelve pairs of firecrackers were placed at the gate of Biyou Palace. They crackled and ignited together at auspicious times, and the sound shook the sky.

The immortals who came to watch the ceremony stood in front of the hall and looked at it curiously. Zhen Yuanzi asked Tianzun, "I have never seen this battle before. It is not a good time to drive out the Nian beast at this time?"

Tianzun smiled and said authentically, "This is for getting rid of bad luck. My family Nezha, the first half of his life was too rough, and the killings were too heavy. Our elders lit twelve pairs of firecrackers on the day of his coronation ceremony to clear away evil spirits with him." Unlucky, cut off the past, from now on every year, safe and sound, good luck!"

All the immortals clapped their palms and said "good" happily!

Li Jing stood in the crowd with a livid face, but Mrs. Yin next to him looked agitated and kept wiping away her tears with a handkerchief.

Li Jing has always been weak and indecisive, but he is not stupid, his heart is like a mirror.

Yuanshi Tianzun said to cut off the past, what past?What past does Nezha have to cut off now?

The Dragon King of the East China Sea no longer cares about the feud with Nezha, and even boldly asks his youngest son to follow the little monkey, without worrying that Nezha, who is inseparable from the little monkey, will kill Ao Chun.

In other words, Nezha's enmity with Donghai and even the Dragon King of the Four Seas has been overturned and passed away.

The only thing that can't get through is the relationship between parents and brothers.

Is this Taiyi Xuanmen trying to snatch his son away abruptly, tell him to break up with his parents and never return home?

Li Jing panicked with hatred in his heart, but he didn't dare to say anything.

His personality is still the same as that of Chen Tangguan back then.

Even if he held the pagoda given by the Tathagata in his hand and became the Heavenly King under the command of the Jade Emperor, he did not dare to turn his face against Taiyi Xuanmen.

It's just that no one pays attention to him. Everyone is busy on the day of great joy!

After the firecrackers were set off, there was a smell of sulfur in the air, and the immortals laughed, "I don't know, the snakes, insects, rats and ants have indeed been driven away!"

Everyone laughed out loud, and returned to the main hall, where the coronation ceremony was officially held.

Today the officiant is Nezha master Yuanshi Tianzun, the honorable guest, who crowns Nezha, is the Taishang Laojun, the Taishang Laojun is now the leader of the Taiyi Taoist sect, and the uncle of Nezha master, He is highly respected, and as the guest of honor, he couldn't be more suitable.

Nezha's master, Daoist Taiyi, is acting as a praiser today. During the coronation ceremony, he assisted the Taishang Laojun to comb Nezha's hair and help him change clothes.

Although the weather wasn't hot today, Daoist Taiyi was sweating frequently on his forehead, and couldn't help wiping it with a handkerchief all the time, causing Yuanshi Tianzun to stare at him several times.

Fat Taoist said, my disciple's life, but just this one coronation ceremony, can I not be nervous?It's thanks to not being the officiant, otherwise, I'm sure I won't be able to say a word trembling on top!

That's it, I don't know if I can comb Nezha's hair smoothly later!

But thinking about it these few days, the hair of the senior brother was almost bald after he used it to practice, so, it should be quite smooth!

Right?

Daoist Taiyi was thinking wildly here, when he saw Yang Jian, Yang Chan, and Seventh Princess, who were acting as Yousi, walking up each holding a tray. Others: His disciples are all crowned, this marriage

Although the child swears that he will not get married, as a master, he should not take the child's words seriously, nor should he take the children's words too seriously.

At a young age, his mind is changeable, what if Nezha suddenly wants to get married in the future?

Where is the residence of the young couple?How to set up property?What if you have a child?

Oh, ah, it is said that raising a child to a hundred years old will worry about 99, but raising an apprentice is not only worrying about 99, I am afraid that you will have to worry about it for the rest of your life?

Master Taiyi had a lot of thoughts in his mind, and now he began to think about what to name if he had a grandson.

They didn't know how much Li Jing's family was suffering down there.

Logically speaking, the coronation ceremony should be organized by the clan. The officiant is usually the parents, and the guest of honor is also the elders of the clan, such as grandfather, and the praiser should be the elders of the master!

Even the three Yuji who prepared the crown for the crowner's tray should be brothers and sisters!

But look, who is the one with the boss now?

That's all for Yang Jian, he can barely be regarded as a fellow apprentice, who is Yang Chan?Has a half-money relationship with Nezha?Who is the seventh princess?Just because Nezha called her sister a few times, is that the real sister?

Jin Zha Mu Zha is Nezha's blood brother!

As parents, they should stand at the front and be the officiant of this coronation ceremony!

There was no joy on Li Jing's face, as if he was mourning his concubine, and he didn't care how Mrs. Yin was chanting non-stop, just pretending not to hear.

He decided that when he returned to the Heavenly Court, he would have another child, and he would go straight to the third act!