Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

The city is more than two hundred miles east of Huaguo Mountain, not very far away.

Patriarch Bodhi came outside the city quickly with his children, and seeing the three large characters written on the plaque on the city gate, "Aolai Kingdom" smiled and said, "It's only a city, and the name of the country is mentioned, it's just a small country in the mountains. "

Yang Jian smiled and said, "Uncle Master, there is a saying that although a sparrow is small and has all five internal organs, anyway, this time I want my cousins ​​to come to the mortal world to gain insights. This small country and small city has everything, but it is cheap. If it is a big city, I am afraid You can’t finish shopping in three to five days.”

Bodhi looked at the girls and said with a smile, "Look at Jian'er, that's what my younger brother does!"

The girls rushed up and beat Zhenjun Erlang. Yang Jian was defeated and had to beg for mercy, "If there is a chance in the future, my sisters will go to my Guanjiangkou, and I will take my sisters to play!"

That's more or less.

Wukong leaned over in Master's arms, and whispered to Nezha, "Brother, brother Erlang is so miserable!"

Nezha chuckled, there will be worse things to come!

Bodhi waited for the children to finish laughing, and said to them, "Everyone who enters and exits the city must check the waypoints and guards. We don't have such a thing. Although we can use fairy tricks to fool us, we are crowded with people." , it’s not beautiful, why don’t you find a secluded place in the city to land on the clouds, and then wander around slowly?”

The Seventh Princess smiled and said, "Old Ancestor, I want to go to the palace here to see what their kings, queens, and princesses and concubines look like. Is it possible?"

What's so difficult about this, Bodhi naturally agreed, but he couldn't help but warn, "Ordinary people have their own destiny. Immortals are different, so don't interfere easily. Sometimes you think that you are saving someone's life by yourself, but if you don't do it, it will be harmful instead." I killed him, so don't act rashly, remember?"

The girls nodded vigorously, and the eldest princess said, "Don't worry, Patriarch, I will take good care of them and tell them to only wear eyes and ears!"

Patriarch Bodhi smiled and said, "That's not necessary. Ordinary people also say that when the road is uneven, you can draw your sword to help. However, you have little experience and seldom come out. Sometimes you may be deceived. I just give a few more instructions. If you encounter trouble Son, you just watch me do things, okay?"

Seventh Princess clasped her fists together and said boldly, "Old Ancestor, the poor and weak we have encountered this time all depend on you!"

The princesses covered their faces, and Yang Chan moved behind the other cousins: I really don't want to play with Lao Qi anymore!

Patriarch Bodhi was so amused, he took the children down in a secluded garden of Aolai King's Palace, disappeared, strolled in the garden, listened to the gossip of servants and maids, and slowly inquired about it. inside story.

It was mid-afternoon at this time, and the king was handling state affairs in the front hall while the queen was enjoying the spring scenery in the garden. Several younger princes and princesses were running around in the garden, chasing and playing. The color of tranquility and peace.

The princesses looked at it and said with a smile, "The queen here is very lucky, there is no dispute between wives and concubines."

Bodhi looked at her complexion well, took a look at the words, nodded and said, "This queen is indeed a person with profound blessings, and is very respected and loved by the monarch here."

The little monkey asked softly, "Brother, what is a dispute between wives and concubines?"

Nezha's face turned red, and he hesitated and said, "This"

Bodhi smiled and rubbed the little monkey's head, "Your brother has no experience with this. Master will tell you when you go back!"

When the girls heard this, their eyes widened in surprise, and they looked at each other mysteriously, exchanging their thoughts and guesses.

Unexpectedly, Patriarch Bodhi smiled and said, "Although Master has no experience, but he has lived for a long time, and he can still tell me about Ziwu Maoyou!"

cut~~

Everyone was so disappointed that they walked away sullenly.

The little monkey didn't know what was going on, so he obediently agreed, and was hugged by the master again, wandering around in this small palace.

Everyone concealed their figures and went to the main hall of the palace to take another look at the young monarch.

The king of this small country, with a slim figure, looked very capable and diligent. He was discussing matters with the ministers of the court. Perhaps it was cold in the spring, and he was not really infected with a little cold. Now his voice was hoarse, and he coughed a few times when he spoke. After a while, the attendant brought a bowl of bitter medicine soup and wanted to serve him to drink it.

The monarch was talking to the minister, he waved his hand, and asked the attendant to put it aside and drink later.

The Seventh Princess leaned over and smelled it, and almost groaned. When she came back, she said, "Old Ancestor, what is this? Is it soup for people to drink? Why is it so disgusting? It smells sour and bitter! It smells so bad! Vomited!"

Patriarch Bodhi laughed and said, "This is not soup, but a decoction that ordinary people drink when they are sick. After mixing herbs, add water and boil it to make a juice. Drink it while it is hot."

"Because there are more impurities, that's why it tastes this way!"

"Also because of impurities, there is a saying in the mortal world that medicine is three-point poison!"

The girls all showed annoyance, "It's really hard to be sick, but to drink this stuff is really a pain!"

"Does even a king drink something so nasty?"

"Mortals are suffering!"

The little monkey said in a low voice, "Master, this king is very good, can you give him an elixir to make him heal? That bowl of medicine is like mud soup, I'm afraid he will get sicker after drinking it." serious"

Ah, Bodhi stroking his beard, elixir, it's not bad, but he just educated the little girls, told them not to act rashly, then turn around and feed the elixir to the king himself, isn't it too good?

At this moment, the minister also advised, "Your Majesty, the medicine is going to be cold. You should take it while it is still warm. If it is cold, the effect of the medicine will be reduced. Your Majesty's health and well-being will be a blessing for the country." !"

His Majesty smiled slightly, "Oh, I wanted to escape, but was caught by the Taifu again!" After saying that, he went to get the bowl, put it on his lips, and wanted to drink it up!

The little monkey shook Master's arm tightly, "Master, Master, hurry up, it's going to be too late!"

Bodhi was helpless, so he stopped everyone in the house, stretched out his hand, and flicked an elixir into the king's mouth, then swept away the bowl of decoction and poured it on the root of a sweet-scented osmanthus tree outside the house.

When the king raised his neck, he felt a slight chill in his throat. He swallowed something that looked like a ball, and then looked at the bowl, it was already empty. There was nothing left in the big bowl of thick soup. , I couldn't help being taken aback.

He drank it?Why doesn't it feel right?

Smack and smack your lips, don't you feel bitter?

The courtier sitting under the imperial case didn't notice anything wrong, he stroked his beard and said with a smile, "That's exactly what it should be, Your Majesty should drink the medicine well, so that he will recover quickly!"

The king said in his heart that I was sick and had a fever, confused?Lost tongue sensitivity in the mouth?

He waved at the waiter and said, "Bring a cup of hot tea!"

The servant immediately came up to pour tea, and the king took a big sip after taking it, but it was scalded.

Tongue is skinless!

Pain, pain, pain to death!

Everyone was in a hurry, and the invisible immortals slipped away quietly.

Everyone ran outside and couldn't help laughing, but the little monkey said angrily, "It's my fault that he burned his mouth."

Bodhi comforted, "It's okay. The golden elixir I gave him is warm and nourishing. Not only will his illness heal soon, but also his minor injuries will heal soon. Don't worry about Wukong. This is also considered a blessing." Misfortunes depend on each other, he can't afford such a precious elixir, so he has to suffer a little to make up for it."

Is that the case?

The little monkey looked at Master suspiciously, Bodhi flicked him on the head, "Why don't you believe in Master?"

Zai Zai stretched out his short hand to protect his head, and said a little aggrieved, "Because Master likes to tease Wu Kong the most!"

Bodhi laughed out loud, and chirped twice, "Master, that's Wukong's favorite!"

ok~

Strolling around in the small palace, Bodhi walked out with the children in a grand manner from the gate of the palace, because the guards couldn't see them because they were invisible.

The seventh princess was mischievous, and wanted to touch other people's weapons, but the eldest princess pulled her back by the ear, so painful that she begged for mercy, and when the eldest princess let go, she honestly behaved like a little rabbit.

Although this Aolai country is small, it has three streets and six markets. Everyone came out of the palace, walked out along the official road, found a place where no one was around, and showed their figure. Patriarch Bodhi used tricks on the children again. It's a blindfold, which is why I went shopping openly.

It’s okay if it’s just Bodhi. After all, there are still a group of girls. In this day and age, men and women, old and young, walk together, and it’s inevitable that people won’t be whispered, so it’s better to change their appearance a little.

The Seventh Princess couldn't see her appearance, but saw that her sisters and Yang Jian had turned into the appearance of little Taoist priests, all of them had delicate features and elegant demeanor, so she couldn't help laughing, "Could it be that I'm also a little Taoist priest? "

As soon as the voice fell, he was surprised again, "Ah, is this my voice? Why has my voice changed?"

It turned out to be a girl's voice, but now it has become a very strange boy's voice?

The eldest princess poked her, "Keep your voice down, your appearance has changed, if you sound like a woman when you open your mouth, then who wouldn't know that you are a woman disguised as a man!"

The Seventh Princess smiled and gave a thumbs up, "The ancestor is really clever, he has insight into the subtleties!"

Asked my sisters to pinch their cheeks and stuff them into the middle of the team.

Patriarch Bodhi is holding Wukong in front, Nezha and Yang Jian are behind, guarding the eight girls on the left and right for shopping.

This Aolai country is far away in Dongshengshenzhou. Although Taoist priests and monks pass by occasionally, it is rare to see such a majestic and majestic immortal king descending to the earth like today. I was dumbfounded!

What is Hefa Tongyan?Is this the old Taoist leader who is walking in front?

What is Yuxue cute?The little fairy boy in the old Taoist priest's arms, right?

What is Yushu facing the wind, elegant and elegant, heroic, and this group of Taoist priests behind the old Taoist priest of Zhilan Yushu, right?

My God, Aolai country, when did such a group of god-like characters come?

Ordinary small businessmen dare not go forward to solicit, for fear that they will be rude to these Taoist priests who look very dignified.

There is still a shopkeeper of a stationery shop, with a very elegant temperament and having seen many worlds, so he boldly stepped forward and said, "Several elders, the shop has high-quality pens, inks, paper and inkstones, yellow paper and cinnabar. I don't know how many people are in need?"

When Nezha heard this, he hurriedly walked up to Patriarch Bodhi and said, "Master Uncle, let's go in and pick out some of the four treasures of the study for my little uncle? All the ones used at home are grown-ups, and there is no writing brush for my little uncle. Wait for him to start practicing. Words are not very convenient."

Oh, it's true~

Bodhi nodded, "If that's the case, then go in and have a look. If the quality is good, bring some to the little ones at home!"

The shopkeeper was overjoyed when he heard that, and hurriedly greeted people in his shop, "Don't worry, Immortal, my shop's Chinese House Four Treasures are well-known in this Aolai country, and most of the students in the city come to shop here! If your little fairy If you want to be enlightened, there is everything you need for a small brush! Everyone, please come in!"

When I came to this Ten Thousand Study Room, I saw rows of bookshelves on the left, and a dazzling array of Four Treasures of the Study on the right. There were a few desks in the middle, and there were a few young people dressed as students, copying at the desks.

The shopkeeper smiled and introduced softly, "There are a lot of books in my store. Some students are from poor families and cannot afford books, so they come to my store to copy books and earn some money so that they can read the books themselves. Some clever ones can even memorize it after copying it once, and end up with a few pennies in their pockets. I also have an extra set of books that can be sold in my shop, which can be regarded as a multiplicity of actions.”

Bodhi laughed and said, "You, the shopkeeper, are kind."

The shopkeeper said with a smile, "Where is the little kindness, this is my boss' idea!"

He also invited Bodhi to go to the second floor, "The four treasures of the study upstairs are all high-quality goods, and the immortal elder can come with me."

Bodhi nodded, and said to Yang Jian, "Accompany them, and check here to see if there are any books you like. Today's expenses will be counted on the ancestors, and you can buy them if you like them!"

The fifth princess bravely said, "Old Ancestor, I think there are paints for painting in this shop!"

Patriarch Bodhi said with a smile, "If you find a match, make a circle, go left and right, and let's go back when you've bought enough!"

The shopkeeper was stunned, this paint is not cheap, it is a precious thing, it seems that this old Taoist leader is really not short of money.

So he smiled and said to the fifth princess, "My little fairy, the quality of the paint downstairs is average. If you like it, you can also go to the second floor to have a look. The colors in stock are more vivid and pure~"

OK!

The fifth princess was very happy, "I'll go up and pick after I finish picking downstairs!"

The Seventh Princess didn't like these books very much, but Yang Chan poked her quietly and whispered in her ear, "Seventh Brother Seventh, here is a story book"

What?What is a storybook?

Yang Chan covered Seventh Princess's mouth, dragged her to the depths of the bookshelf, found a bookshelf in an inconspicuous corner, took out a book at random, stuffed it into her arms, and whispered, "Open it!" Just look at it and you'll know!"

The Seventh Princess took it over and took a look. The cover was unremarkable, with the title of "Folk Miscellaneous Notes" written on it. Open it and see the names of several stories on the catalogue.

"The Scholar Defeats Demons with a Sword and Meets a Fox Girl on a Stormy Night"

"General Mang cleverly set up a ecstasy formation to capture the boa constrictor demon"

"A filial son feels the heart of Xu Fangxin, a snail girl from heaven and earth"

Many question marks popped up on Princess Seven's head, "What's all this?"

Looking back at Yang Chan, the girl was already holding a book, she was fascinated by it, and couldn't help laughing after reading it for a while.

Seventh Princess leaned over, "What are you looking at? Is it interesting?"

Yang Chan smiled softly and said, "I saw this very interesting. It said that there was a poor boy without father and mother. He was kind and capable. The fairy in the sky saw him and fell in love with him, so she went down to earth and promised him , lived with him in the cattle pen, and cooked with him every day."

Princess Seven's eyes almost rolled to the sky, "Which fairy is so blind and still lives in the cowshed?"

The cattle pen of Daqingniu in Tushita Palace is so clean, have you ever seen a fairy wandering there and still living in the cattle pen in the mortal world?

Why do you think it is so beautiful!

Yang Chan waved her hand and said, "Hey, this thing is a lot of fun to watch, if you get serious, it will be boring."

She leaned over and whispered to the Seventh Princess again, "I've seen fairies marry scholars before. This kind is the most common. The scholar is extremely poor, but handsome, talented, very filial, and kind-hearted. Don't marry if you are not a gentleman, then go down to earth to marry him, bring your own dowry to support the scholar, and finally the scholar is in high school, the fairy said, I have been away from heaven for a long time, and I have to go back, our marriage is over, you have another good marriage, I will go Don't be sad."

Seventh Princess was very speechless, she twitched her lips and said, "And then?"

Yang Chan spread her hands, "Then the fairy went back to the sky. The scholar won the first prize. Either the emperor chose him and promised him a princess and asked him to be his son-in-law, or the prime minister chose him and asked him to be himself. The son-in-law, anyway, is this routine!"

The seventh princess was so angry that she said with a bah, "It stinks and shameless!"

Either a fairy fell in love with him, or a princess fell in love with him, why is he so big-faced?

Don't you know how to pee without a mirror?