Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Where can children drink alcohol?Master uncle is too nonsense!

It seems that Master Uncle Zu was right, after the coronation ceremony is over, it is better to ask the master and apprentice to return to the palace for a while!

Nezha slandered in his heart, and took the little monkey and three cubs to take a bath, and when they passed by, he told the little boy in the yard, "Master uncle drank a little too much, and Tianzun seems to be a little bit high, help me up." Let's go to rest separately, so as not to get so drunk and have a headache!"

Xiao Daotong took the order, and the little monkey wrinkled his nose and said, "Brother, the wine is not good, why do you like it?" Even the empress wants to have a few drinks when she is happy. , I have nothing to do on weekdays, and I can't leave my body holding the wine cup.

The little lion said in a low voice, "That's right, my master gave me a taste of it, it was sour and spicy, and it had a strange smell. I ate several pieces of meat to suppress the taste!"

Xiaolong frowned and said, "My uncles also poured me a cup! It's really bad! It's not as good as honey water!"

Nezha laughed and said, "Who knows why their adults have such strange tastes! Regardless of them, let's go take a bath first!"

Pour the hot spring water in the clean bottle into a big pool. It was steaming. Wukong and the little lion stood on the edge of the pool first, shook the sand off their bodies, and then went in.

Ao Chun didn't need to shake his hair, but he rarely went out except to see Wukong a few times, and he had never been in a hot spring pool. Now he changed into his original form, lying on the wide platform of the pool, and stretched out a small dragon Claw, tentatively touched the mist, but did not touch the water surface, "This looks very hot, won't it be cooked if we go in?"

With the help of his elder brother, the little monkey first shook off the sand, then rushed again, sat down beside Ao Chun, and stretched his feet in, "No, the water is not hot. It's so comfortable to soak, Brother Ao Chun, come in and try it!"

Xiaolong watched the little monkey stretch its feet into the water, kicking it happily, making crystal water splashes, and finally got up a little courage, turned his face away, squinted his eyes, and separated his claws. Yes, I only touched the water surface quickly with one fingertip, and then quickly pulled it out again, "Aoooooooo~"

The little monkey clutched his stomach and died laughing, "Brother Ao Chun, it's really not hot!"

Ao Chun patted his chest with his little dragon claws, feeling lingering fear, "Don't you know, Wukong, there are often volcanic eruptions at the bottom of the sea, and it looks so misty, but the molten lava flowing out can burn people to death! My father reminds me every time, Tell me not to go to places where there is fog in the water!"

Ah, there are also volcanoes under the sea?And fog?

The little monkey said, "Didn't it mean that fire and water are incompatible? What a pity, I never saw such a scene when I went to East China Sea last time!"

Nezha was behind them helping the little lion to shake off the sand in the thick fur. The little lion's chassis was a bit low, and his belly and limbs were all stained. It was not easy to handle. Hearing Wukong talking about this, he said, "Volcano An eruption is not a good thing, many creatures will die at the bottom of the sea, even on land. It is a good thing that Wukong can't meet him!"

Although Ao Chun thought Nezha was not pleasing to the eye, he agreed with what he said, nodded, and said to Wukong, "That's exactly the truth!"

The little monkey scratched his head and sighed, "It's really hard for all things to live alive. A little change in the world can easily take their lives away."

Nezha rubbed his little head, "So you must always be in awe~" The little monkey nodded obediently, although he didn't understand much, but what his brother said was generally correct, he just had to remember it well La!

Ao Chun rolled his eyes in his stomach: Is this really the Nezha his father said would kill someone if he didn't agree with each other?

Isn't it the old-fashioned old master who came from somewhere?

The little lion managed to get rid of most of the sand, and rushed towards Ao Chun, who had his back turned to him, and refused to go down, "Go down for me!"

The two cubs fell into the pool together, splashing a big wave, which drenched the little monkey sitting on the side.

Zai Zai didn't suffer, stood up, pinched his nose and shouted in a low voice, "I'll come too!"

With a snap, he jumped in too!

The three cubs had a good meal in the water

Nezha shook his head helplessly: It seems that today is not going to take a smooth bath!

After making a fuss for quite a while, Nezha replenished the water several times. Seeing that the little monkey and the little lion were about to smoke, he forcefully fished out the two cubs, cleaned their hair with spells, and harvested two big cubs. Dandelion, that's all.

As for Xiaolong, he can avoid water himself, so Nezha doesn't need to worry about it.

After taking a bath, the little monkey put on a pair of underpants and no coat, and looked at his brother anxiously: "I'm hungry!"

No wonder I’m not hungry. I’ve been naughty all day, and I only ate something in the morning. During the middle of playing, Nezha asked me twice, but he said no. He was only thinking about playing, but now, The sun is almost setting!

Nezha hugged his younger brother, took Ao Chun and the little lion, and went to eat in front.

Bodhi and Taiyi Jiuku Tianzun had been helped back to the room by the little Taoist boy, and it happened to be empty under the peach blossom tree, Nezha said, "Let's eat here, okay?"

The three cubs don't know what artistic conception is, as long as they can eat, they naturally agree!

Nezha then took out table cases, bowls and chopsticks, and all kinds of meals produced by Tianting, and set up a table full of them, calling the three little guys to eat.

Each person has a bowl of custard, and you can eat whatever you like.

After eating for a while, the three little guys clinked cups filled with peach juice, and the three little ones said in unison: "Drink Sheng!"

Nezha on the side had a black line on his face: I was led to ruin by the incomprehensible adults!

After eating and drinking enough, the three cubs got together again to play with Wukong's toys. The little monkey generously shared the play with the two older brothers, and watched by himself. After a while, he dozed off with Nezha .

The little lion's big eyes blinked, and finally he fell asleep beside Nezha with his arms around a colorful Cuju ball.

The sun is setting, the stars are rising, and it's bedtime, pups!

Coincidentally Prime Minister Gui also came to pick up Ao Chun, so Xiaolong whispered to Nezha, "I'm leaving first!"

Nezha nodded silently, and sat there without moving, watching the little dragon return to its original form, hang around Prime Minister Turtle's neck, and slowly walk away in the light cast by the stars.

Prime Minister Turtle even smiled at him just now

So scary!

Xiao Daotong came over and said softly, "Third Prince, give me the young master?"

Nezha also whispered, "No, you can hold the little lion well and send it to his master's room. I'll stay overnight and sleep with Wukong. He cried during the day, so I'm afraid he will wake up at night. "

Xiao Daotong agreed, and looked at the little lion lying quietly on the ground in distress: he, he can't hold him!

Had to change someone again, two people together, one raised his head, the other held his butt, and then sent the little lion to the room where the old Taoist stayed overnight.

The old Taoist meditated, and now he was sober from the wine. Seeing the little apprentice being hugged like this, he couldn't help laughing, "Thank you for your hard work, give it to me!"

The two little Taoist boys only felt that with a light touch, the golden little lion floated up by itself and went to his master!

This spell looks very practical!

Nezha over there was holding Wukong in his arms before sending him back to the bedroom. Bodhi came out with a lift of the curtain and said, "I'll watch him, you go and rest. I'm going to be busy with ceremonies and preparations for the next few days. Competing, it’s impossible not to recharge your batteries!”

"Don't run back and forth, just live in Wukong's room!"

Nezha said hesitantly, "Is Master Uncle still drunk?"

Bodhi smiled slightly, "With this little wine, you will be intoxicated. If you are not intoxicated, everyone will get drunk."

The third prince was very helpless, he hugged Wukong to Bodhi, and couldn't help asking again and again, "I forgot to give Wukong the calming pill that my uncle gave me. My uncle can wake up a little bit at night, if Wukong is startled."

After Bodhi listened patiently, he patted Nezha on the shoulder, "Master and uncle remember, good boy, let's rest!"

This baby is also a worrying life. After taking in an apprentice, I don't know how to pamper her!

Bodhi muttered in his heart, and carefully carried Wukong back to his room.

Honestly guarded the whole night, the little monkey slept like a little piggy!

What frightening dreams, nightmares, nothing at all!

Once I slept until dawn, when I woke up, I closed my eyes and drank water, then I was in a daze, and when I recovered, I threw myself into the arms of the master and acted like a baby.

Same as before~

I don't know how many people worried about whether he slept well or not this night.

This cub's uncle and second uncle are not shy at all, and they swept over him several times with great sense!

Bodhi is so annoying, I can't wait to get up and naked to let them see enough!

Can the master and apprentice have a quiet private space~

Fortunately, Nezha over there was very honest all night and didn't make any fuss, but he got up a little earlier in the morning, and the dawn was slightly dewy, so he practiced in the yard.

Just as Bodhi carried Wukong out of the house, footsteps came from outside the yard. After a while, Xiaodaotong came over and said, "Master, third prince, just now the people from the second master's yard said that last night's visit to Lingshan Protector Jin Zha and Hui'an Xingzhe from the Purple Bamboo Forest went to the second master to find the third prince!"

Nezha looked calm and did not stop the moves in his hand. Bodhi asked for him, "Oh, what else did you say? What did those two leave?"

Xiao Daotong said bluntly, "Second Master's senior brother said that those two were very angry when they didn't see anyone, but they didn't say anything bad in front of Second Master, got up and left, and they had already given advice. I asked them to come to the master to look for it, but the two of them got very angry on the way out."

Bodhi laughed and said, "It's a good use of the word yin and yang."

Xiao Daotong said, "I originally wanted to ask senior brother to come in and talk about it in detail, but senior brother said that he didn't remember it either, and he had nothing to learn, so he left."

Bodhi laughed again, "Whoever has the patience to listen to their sour words and tasteless nonsense, that's fine!"

The little monkey corrected, "Master, if it's sour, how can you say it's tasteless? Don't all farts stink?"

Bodhi covered the little monkey's mouth, "Hey, don't say that, it's not elegant!" Let your uncle hear it, and the master should be reprimanded again!

ok~

Bodhi said to Xiaodaotong, "If those two come to our yard to look for Nezha, you should stop them too! Just find any reason to dismiss them!"

"Before the ceremony begins, tell them not to trouble Nezha!"

Xiao Dao Tong took the order and left, not long after, all the Dao Tong's attendants up and down in Biyou Palace knew what the third master said.

Someone also reported the letter to Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun, and they laughed when they heard it, "That's how it is done!"

Don't put such things without brotherhood in front of our Taiyi Xuanmen's cubs, disgusting people!

Don't you want to compete, compare, before the competition, stop talking about those nonsense that is full of great principles and is actually bullshit!

I don't listen!

My father and his nephews didn't listen either!

After Nezha practiced the gun, he put away his moves, cupped his fists and said, "Master Uncle!"

Bodhi waved his hand, "Why are you being polite? You are worthy of Brother Wukong. I regard you as a half-disciple. Thank you so much!"

Nezha blinked innocently, "Master Uncle, I didn't mean to say that, yesterday you were drunk and wanted to feed Wukong a drink" This is wrong!

Bodhi's eyebrows drooped

The little monkey looked at this and that, and was very keenly aware that he couldn't get involved in this topic!

Nezha told the seriousness of the matter once, Bodhi's brows drooped, and Taiyi rescued Ku Tianzun in the room heard it too, his old face was very ashamed, he was also the bad master who fed the cubs to drink. !

So while Nezha went to wash up, the old Taoist who was afraid of being accused hurriedly left with the little lion in his arms.

The little lion fell asleep in Master's arms, not knowing anything.

There were only three grandparents and grandchildren left in the family, and they had a quiet breakfast together, and the little monkey obediently practiced with the master and studied with his elder brother, very busy.

The serious brother is too fierce!

Fortunately, the hardworking little monsters came to play with Wukong early in the morning!

The little monkeys swarmed in, very excited: "Brother Wukong, brother Wukong, the old hen raised by Hu Daddy, has hatched a litter of chicks! Do you want to go and see it!"

Ever since the little demon cubs found out that Wukong was hatching eggs, they all thought it was miraculous, and they were more diligent than real Taiyi. They asked eight hundred times a day, looking forward to the hatching of the divine beast egg ball!

Huang Yaya also followed today, and said to the little monkey, "Brother Wukong, Father Hu's old hen, hatched chicks in just over 20 days, so many!"

"Yes, Father Hu is amazing! Brother Wukong, do you want to ask him how he can hatch eggs quickly?"

Bodhi laughed to death, and said to Nezha, who was watching Wukong while striding forward and reciting the book, "Nezha, take Wukong to the back mountain to have a look, he has never seen this before!"

The corner of Nezha's mouth twitched, he had never seen this before, but he didn't find it unusual!

But seeing the little monkey staring at him eagerly, the Third Prince softened his heart and opened his arms towards his younger brother, "Let's go, my brother will take you to have a look!"

The little monkey cheered and threw himself into his brother's arms. After Nezha stood up, he waved his little arms and said, "Let's go! Go see the little chicken!"

The little demon cubs also cheered and surrounded the two of them out of the courtyard.

Walking on the road, someone chirped and asked, "Do you want to invite brother Erlang?"

"Do you want to invite sister Fairy?"

"They must have never seen so many chicks!"

"Yes! The little chick looks so cute!" Suo!

Hey, just talk when you speak, what's the matter with swallowing your saliva?

You are so cute. Can you take one bite at a time?

Bodhi saw the little apprentice leaving happily, turned around and said, "Look at those two in the guest house, if they come out for a walk, lead them away, don't make my Wukong unhappy!"

Xiao Daotong said with a smile, "Master, don't worry, I have already ordered you to go down! The custody keeps them away. Before the ceremony starts, they should not even think about talking to the third prince outside the main hall!"

Well done!

Bodhi was in a very happy mood: that's how it should be!

The little chick hatched from the old hen of Hu’s family is fluffy, and the whole body is bright yellow, including a small mouth and small feet, with black eyes and a tender voice, and the chirp is really cute. !

It's just that the old hen is too fierce to touch, and the chicks hide under the mother's belly, and only come out for a walk when they are eating.

The Seventh Princess sprinkled a lot of millet, and the old hen ate them one by one. She was so angry that she waited for a long time before she finally got her wish, and she hugged the chubby little furball in her hands.

"Ah, it bites my hand!"

The little monkey said nervously, "Sister Seven, does it hurt? Is it broken?"

Seventh Princess smiled and said, "No, it only has a little bit of strength, but it's just a little itchy!"

The other girls all came over and touched it with their fingers, "I don't think the golden pheasant and the colorful phoenix in the sky are so cute!"

"How cute are they? They are born naked! They have no hair at all, so ugly! Our little chickens are the cutest!"

Even if he can stinky, he is still the cutest little chick in the whole Three Realms!