Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Yang Jian smiled and said, "What's so hard to guess, don't you know it after thinking about it? Why are you so surprised?"

Nezha sighed, "Senior brother, you really have a good brain. I only found out about this when I happened to break the conversation of the elders a few days ago."

He poked his head over and said with a small smile, "You don't know, Master Uncle and Master Grandfather didn't guess it either!" Whispering, he learned the excitement of that day from Yang Jian.

They are all from the same school, so it is not too much to talk about embarrassing things about their elders.

Yang Jian also felt that such a Nezha was more lively, and he was very happy for him. He smiled slightly and said, "I am in the lower realm, what can't happen? Every day when I open my eyes, there are all kinds of big and small things. Now, if you only know how to make a wooden sculpture and don't use your brain, you will be a saint, and you will already be chewed until there is no bone left."

"It's you, the life in the sky is simple, day after day, just a few things, nothing to do, you just know how to keep your head down and practice, so you don't think about it every day!"

Nezha gave a thumbs up, "Senior brother, you are the one who is bold! This is what the two of us are talking about. Tell Master to listen to you arrange them like this, and I will surely have your fruit!"

Yang Jian's handsome face remained motionless, "A person like me who has no plans to spare, how can the elders hear such small talk."

Nezha chuckled, "Look at what you said, you describe yourself as a genius!"

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows and sighed, "Oh, I'm not a human being, but it's almost the same!"

He raised his arm and patted Nezha on the shoulder, "I used to be quite worried about your coming, but now that you look like this, I really don't think about your father and brother, so I can rest assured." Keeping the Li family in mind, Nezha will not choose to break with his master in the future disputes between Buddhism and Taoism.

Nezha dropped a jujube into his mouth, and said puzzledly, "What are you thinking about again, you are so worried about me?"

Yang Jian looked at him and smiled mysteriously, "You will know in the future." How could he easily talk about such matters.

Nezha spat out the date pit and threw it into the soil beside him, "You are so mysterious, you have never had a happy word!"

Yang Jian smiled and said, "Haven't you heard the saying that secrets must not be revealed? I don't want to lose my life!"

Nezha had no choice but to say, "Okay, okay, I wish my senior brother a long life, okay?"

The two quarreled for a while, and Yang Jian smiled and said, "Now that you are crowned, your master wants to marry you? Why don't you take advantage of this crowning ceremony to see each other, anyway, the people who come will probably be quite complete. It's time to take a good look at the young ladies of each family and find the one you like."

Nezha didn't even blush, "I didn't have this plan, I made up my mind a long time ago, I won't get married, and my master knows it too."

Yang Jian was quite curious, "Our Taiyi Xuanmen can't help but get married. You are just young, why don't you marry? Having a small family in the future can also make up for regrets."

Nezha said annoyedly, "What's so good about having a family? Let's not mention the matter of making up for regrets. I don't know if I can be a good husband and father. I just look at my parents like that. I'm afraid I will be with them too. Ordinary appearance. So it’s better to stop this idea from the very beginning, not to harm other girls, and not to let children come to this world to suffer once.”

It just so happened that his two older brothers entered the Buddhist sect, and he was reborn from a plastic model, so he was not considered to be in the Li family, and he did not get married after that.

Unless his father came back and had another one.

After hearing this, Yang Jian was silent for a while, thinking of his life experience, he couldn't help being dazed.

Nezha took a look at him, and said teasingly, "Brother mentioned this for no reason, could it be that Hong Luan's star has moved?"

Yang Jian came back to his senses, and said with a smile, "Where did the Red Luan come from, but I suddenly felt that what you said made sense, then let's play bachelor together, and we will be clean!" Turning around, he wrote back to the matchmaker , declined the marriage!

Nezha laughed loudly and said, "Senior brother, don't hurt me, I've made up my mind a long time ago, if you got married but broke it because of one word from me, then I will be guilty of a serious crime! "

"Furthermore, I have Wukong now. It's so lively every day, and I'm not alone. You are alone in Guanjiangkou, but who can you find to accompany you!?"

Yang Jian smiled indifferently, "I have a Xiaotian dog! My Xiaotian is so caring!"

Tsk, okay~

Just mentioning the Roaring Sky Dog, Nezha remembered something again, so he showed off, "Brother, you don't know, my Wukong has a chance!"

Yang Jian looked at him with a strange expression, "How come the little master uncle has become your family for no reason?"

Nezha was startled, "Where did it come from?"

Yang Jian pointed at his nose and said, "Don't deny it, just now you said that my Wukong has a chance!"

"Let me tell you, today I and the little spirit monkey politely called the little master uncle!"

Zhenjun slapped the table, "What do you do, my little uncle, I will become your family, you say! Let me tell you this generation, you must be stuck! Don't be sloppy at all, you know?"

Nezha suddenly realized that he was overjoyed, and whispered, "Brother, are you afraid that my uncle is too late, so I have to call my uncle later?"

hahaha~

Yang Jian glanced at him, "You still ask!"

"I'm already called Junior Martial Uncle, and you are still with his older brother and younger brother. Tell me, are you purely trying to take advantage of Senior Brother?"

Nezha laughed until his stomach ached, "Then Wukong also called you Brother Erlang!"

"Let's talk about each other, talk about each other, okay?"

Nezha rubbed his belly with one hand, and stretched out his other hand to suppress Yang Jian's anger, "Don't interrupt, I haven't talked about Wukong's chance yet! Brother, do you want to listen?"

Yang Jian said indifferently, "I heard that Wukong cried for a while because of the Buddha's passing away, so he was taken to Zixiao Palace to relax, but what benefit did Daozu give?"

Nezha smiled, "That's not true, but after Miluo Palace preached last time, you came out of Yaochi, didn't you just leave? You don't know, later we went to Shenxiao Yuqing Mansion and heard about the black unicorn from the Grand Master's house. , gave Wukong a divine beast egg!"

Divine Beast Egg?

Yang Jian was startled, and almost dropped the cup in his hand. In the panic, the tea spilled on his clothes, "Sacred beast eggs? Live?" After this prehistoric period, the human race flourished. How long has it been since the Three Realms gave birth to new divine beasts?

Even if there is a heaven and earth spiritual creature, a spirit stone monkey, it is rare.

Is it possible that a divine beast can really be bred this time?

If the ones that symbolize auspiciousness are okay, how can the Three Realms be peaceful for thousands of years?

Yang Jian's various thoughts surged up for a while, his mind was like boiling, deducing many possibilities and endings

Nezha nodded, "You can say it, why should I say it when I'm dead!"

He gestured on his head, "Did you see the little hat on Wukong's head just now, the beast egg is there!"

Yang Jian said, "I did see it, but I didn't think much about it, and I muttered that it's not cold, why are you wearing a leather hat! Ah, just put it on your head, won't it break?"

He leaned over and asked with concern, "Do you know what kind of divine beast it is?"

Nezha shook his head, "I don't know, Master Uncle and the others said that the beasts are good at hiding, and they can only be seen when the shell is broken."

Yang Jian was very annoyed, "If I had known last time, I wouldn't have left first!"

Just as he was talking, Wukong got a full stomach with his master, and ran to find Nezha again, "Brother, brother, I'm coming!"

The little monkey skillfully climbed to Nezha's lap and sat down, then asked Yang Jian, "Brother Erlang!"

Yang Jian couldn't help but glance at the top of the little hairy monkey's head, a little nervous, he couldn't even smile, "Okay, okay~"

Nezha patted Wukong's belly, "Don't run away until you're full after you've said it all. After drinking the cold wind and stretching your intestines, it's time for your stomach to hurt!"

The little monkey grinned and said, "I'm afraid Brother Erlang is gone~ Besides, I was digesting food at Master's place, and I dismantled a Jiulianhuan!"

How much time would it take for a simple Nine Links?

Nezha nodded the little monkey's head, "Sure enough, Brother Erlang is here, and Brother Nezha will fall out of favor!"

The third prince picked up the little monkey and stuffed it into Yang Jian's arms, "Go and sit with your brother Erlang!"

Yang Jian was at a loss for what to do, "This, isn't this good?"

He is a martial artist, clumsy and clumsy, if it doesn't hurt the god, no, it doesn't hurt the little monkey, it's not good!

The little monkey patted his small chest, "Brother Erlang, don't worry, Wukong is strong!"

puff chirp ~

Yang Jian just hugged the little monkey stiffly, allowing the little one to be mischievous on him.

Wukong touched the armor on Zhenjun Erlang's body, and the little milk voice was full of envy, "Brother Erlang's armor is so majestic!"

Yang Jian's brain became hot, "Brother Erlang, send this to Wukong!"

The little monkey was not greedy, "Thank you brother Erlang, but I have one myself, but I'm too young to wear it!"

So pitiful.

Erlang said distressedly, "Brother, go and get you a set of small armor, the same as the one I'm wearing, okay?"

Wow, this brother is so caring!

Wukong happily put his arms around Erlang's neck and acted coquettishly, making Zhenjun dizzy, thinking that there is no such cute, well-behaved and lovable cub in the world~

Nezha couldn't help laughing, took the little monkey back, and said to Yang Jian, "Don't be seduced by his sweet words, he doesn't need a small armor, and the uncle will not treat him badly!"

The third prince tapped the little monkey's head, "Wukong said it himself, it's all like this, how many armors do you need?" This day, there is one star king in the sky, as long as he is a general, he will be blackmailed by this little monkey pretending to be pitiful Once again~

The little monkey smiled shyly, and the little milk voice was sincere, "Brother Erlang's is so beautiful and majestic~"

Yang Jian smiled and said authentically, "It's rare that he likes it, and it's not something expensive. What's wrong with getting a set, our child, why not have a little hobby? After all, he can afford it~"

Okay~

Nezha sighed, and there was another one in the Three Realms who was dazzled by his Wukong's cuteness!

Yang Jian came to Tushita Palace and had nothing to do every day, so he went to the school with Nezha to practice his skills, and taught Wukong some simple moves by the way. This brain is about to rust away."

Nezha laughed and said, "At Wukong's place, the princesses made him a lot of little toys to use his brain. If you don't mind, I'll get them for you to use your brain."

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows, "Success!" If you dare to take it, I will dare to play!

The third prince said in his heart that if you dare to play, I dare not take anything!

So Yang Jian's master, Daoist Yuding, came to Tushita Palace, and just after entering the door, he saw his apprentice sitting on the porch, unraveling Jiulianhuan, and the little spirit monkey next to him leaned on his chin and pointed, "Brother Erlang is wrong here, You have to go back, go back and pull it out!"

Yuding real person:

Speaking of Tushi Palace's help, what is the help of this help?

Help with the kids?

Yang Jian was racking his brains to untie Jiu Lianhuan, trying not to show his ugliness in front of the little monkey, when suddenly he felt his eyes darken, and said impatiently, "Get out of the way, to block the light!"

Then I heard a familiar voice cough twice, "Hmm!"

The little monkey next to him was already saying hello, "Brother Yuding, hello~"

Yang Jian raised his neck slowly and stiffly, and saw his master wrinkled his face with a smile, half-casually bowed his waist, and said with a smile, "Wukong is good, what are you doing?"

Erlang stood up obediently, stood with hands tied, and waited for the elders to speak.

The little spirit monkey smiled and said, "My name is Jian'er playing games with me! Senior brother, are you here to see Senior Uncle Yuanshi? He is inside with Senior Uncle and my Master. Now he is discussing Taoism, you go quickly Let's go~"

Master Yuding laughed, "Okay, okay, senior brother, let's go!"

After finishing speaking, he stood up straight, facing the big apprentice who was standing straight in front of him with his head down, and said solemnly, "Accompany your little uncle well! Don't be negligent! Do you understand?"

Yang Jian cupped his fists obediently and said, "Understood, Master!"

"Master, go slowly!"

"Well, let's play!"

Yang Jian poked his head and watched his master walk away with his hands behind his back, and then he let out a sigh of relief, slumped on the spring stool, and wiped his sweat: My god, I was so scared to death!

The little monkey said strangely, "Brother Erlang, why are you so hot, you're sweating!"

Erlang Shen put down the Jiulianhuan he was carrying in his hand, pinched the little monkey's hairy face, "Little villain, you saw someone coming, why didn't you tell me?"

The little monkey grinned and said, "I just saw it~ and if I don't say hello, brother Erlang will definitely not be able to beat me today!"

"Senior Brother Yuding's fly whisk is in his hand!"

"I said hello to him, and he put it down~"

Yang Jian picked him up and rubbed him, "Brother Erlang, thank you~~~"

It just so happened that Nezha came back after tailoring his clothes, and seeing the two of them being very affectionate, he couldn't help feeling sour, "Why are you so good today?"

Usually, Yang Jian insists on his own identity, even if he loves a little monkey, he will not be so rare in his arms~

The little monkey grinned and said, "Senior Brother Yuding is here, brother Erlang has been caught by his master! I came to rescue my nephew, and brother Erlang is thanking me!"

This messed up seniority~

Nezha was quite worried, Wukong used to call him brother, it was fine, but at the coronation ceremony, if he still commensurate with his junior brothers, he will inevitably be laughed at by outsiders and disrespected, or by those who don't have eyesight. two.

So, should I change now?

Lead by example, start with yourself?

But suddenly he had to change his name to "Little Martial Uncle", which is quite, quite speechless!

Daoist Yuding came to the inner room and met with the elders. Yuan Shi looked impatiently at the old apprentices, "Why are you here? But something happened?"

Master Yuding smiled and said, "This is not Nezha's coronation ceremony. This apprentice wants to see if he can help Taiyi. The other senior brothers are also here, but this apprentice is fast and got there first!"

Yuan Shi's expression became more relaxed, "So it's like this, it's best if you brothers and sisters are in harmony, if that's the case, let's stay here with your uncle."

"I don't have much to do lately. We'll have to wait for two more days. Let's go to the lower realm together. When the time comes, Qiqi will set off from the Tushita Palace and give Nezha some face!"

Reverend Yuding laughed, "Disciple obeys master's order!"

"Speaking of which, Nezha is the only one among our three generations of disciples who has been crowned in recent years. It can be said that he is an example for his successors. We, uncles and uncles, naturally have to make faces for him. Master, don't worry!"

Taishang Laojun said with a smile, "It should be so, this is not only a happy event for teaching, but also a blessing for my Taiyi Xuanmen."

It is self-evident that one of the disciples of the Western religion loses a Buddhist, and one of the Taiyi Xuanmen has a crowned future. Comparing the two, which one is more promising!