Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Yuanshi Tianzun was talking vigorously, Qingtong squeezed his eyes at him, Tianzun frowned and said, "What are you doing? Are you sleepy?"

The old gentleman poked Tianzun's waist eye, and when Tianzun turned his head, he saw Bodhi holding Wukong and standing up humming, "Why don't seniors tie us up, master and apprentice, and send them to Biyou Palace, Burn it all together? Wouldn’t it be clean? At that time, we can build a new dojo, and you will be innocent people!”

After all, he flicked his sleeves and left.

The little monkey was still lying on the master's shoulder, obediently saying goodbye to the two masters.

Yuanshi Tianzun waved to his nephew in a daze, and only woke up when the corner of Bodhi's clothes disappeared outside the door, and hurriedly said to the Supreme Lord, "Brother, I didn't mean that."

Taishang Laojun sighed sadly, "Why do you bother to provoke him? If you don't recruit him on weekdays, he still has troubles. Now that you say this, isn't it choking his lungs again?"

Yuan Shi was annoyed and aggrieved, he didn't mean to despise his junior brother, he was afraid that the group of little monsters would bury him, "Then I will go in person and make clear arrangements for the group of little monsters, and I will ensure that they are safe and sound." It's all right, right?"

Taishang Laojun stretched out his whisk again, waved it and said, "Then what are you talking about here, why don't you hurry up?"

Qingtong originally wanted to say that the lower realm had already been settled and there was nothing left to do, but the atmosphere was wrong, and he didn't dare to speak, so he had to follow the dejected Yuanshi Tianzun back to Biyou Palace.

When the people left, Taishang Laojun sighed and got up to coax the younger brother.

Before he could find someone, he heard the rumbling sound from the alchemy room, the ground of Tushita Palace trembled three times, and the Taishang Laojun closed his eyes: it's over!

Shui Tong rushed over in a hurry, "Master, Master, the third master brought Wukong and blew up our alchemy stove!"

Taishang Laojun's heart hurts, and he said with a bitter face, "I'm not deaf!"

After thinking for a while, he said, "Go and find all the alchemy furnaces in our house, and fry them for you three masters!"

Isn't it just to fry a few alchemy furnaces, as long as this little ancestor can calm down, it's better than anything else!

He is willing!I can afford it too!

It's better than blowing up the palace, right?

Shuitong was stunned, thought for a moment, and said, "Master, what if Wukong is frightened?"

Taishang Laojun was so angry that he pouted his beard: You are here because you are not worried about our own family! ?

"Then why don't you hurry up and find some sturdy ones to send!"

"I can't tell him to blow up, there is no movement! Can you do it!?"

The water boy was sprayed with saliva by his master, and he walked away dejectedly. Not long after he left on the front foot, the fire boy came again on the back foot.

The little boy ran out of breath, "Master, master, master"

Taishang Laojun's face was unmoved, his heart was shaking, his calves under the Taoist robe were a little tense, and he was afraid that Huo Tong would say "something is wrong!"

The old man remained calm, "Why panic, what's wrong?"

Huotong was out of breath and said, "The third master said that the alchemy furnace was not blowing, and Wukong didn't like listening to it. He made a few big firecrackers a while ago, just came to try it, and now go to the front of the hall to set it off." Already!"

Oh ah

Sin!

Taishang Laojun went out holding the wall.

Seeing more than a dozen firecrackers thicker than water tanks placed in the yard, Laojun said to himself, "My Lord Pangu, take me away, old man!"

It also saves me from watching troubles here.

hum.

The little monkey happily slapped his hands in Master's arms, "Master, Master, let it go later, I'm going to see Seventh Sister!"

Oh right, I forgot about that little confidant!

Bodhi waved his big hand, "Come here, go to Duyaochi to invite Seventh Princess!"

The little boy glanced at his master, and the Taishang Laojun waved his hand weakly: "Go, see what I do, how can I stop it?"

In the past few days when Wukong arrived in the sky, Bodhi was afraid that he would hear the news of the golden cicada in Lingshan when he was walking around in the sky, and would bring up sad things and cry again, so he detained him, either in the Zixiao Palace or in the Tushita Palace, and kept going. Did not go to Yaochi.

The seven princesses were worried about the little monkey, so when they saw people from Tushita palace inviting the "seven princesses" to enjoy the fireworks, they stood up in unison. The eldest princess said politely, "I'll wait for that I have also heard about the firecrackers, and I have long been fascinated by it, since Senior Bodhi has invited you, then we will interrupt, let's set off immediately!"

The little boy in Tushita Palace looked bewildered, he tried hard to recall, did he just say "seven princesses" or "seven princesses"?

The girls would not give him time to think, they happily crowded out the door and headed straight for Tushita Palace.

The Tushita palace is boiling!

The square was filled with huge firecrackers and bursts of loud noise, mixed with the exclamation of the girls and the cheerful laughter of the children.

Facing the Daotong fairy officials from various palaces who came to inquire, and even the Xingjun on duty in the Lingxiao Palace, Laojun smiled sadly and said, "The kid is naughty, it's not that the alchemy furnace exploded, yes, it's the one in the sky, Oh no, no, it’s not a magic weapon, it’s just that it sounds louder and looks better, right, right!”

"Okay, okay, go slowly!"

"I'm sorry for disturbing Your Majesty, but I still hope to have a few words of kindness."

"Hehehe, yes, children are naughty~"

Ugh

Looking at the sparks shining and jumping on the jade ground, a kind of firecracker named "Huomozi" by his junior brother, Taishang Laojun clutched his chest, and felt that his eyes turned black: his jade!His pearl!

It's pitch black!

When Yuan Shi comes back, if he doesn't restore the ground of Tushita Palace to its original state, then don't blame him for being a ruthless senior brother!

Daoist Taiyi also came out to watch the fun, standing aside with his arms sleeved, watching the huge fireworks rising from the sky, he couldn't help being amazed, "If there was such a thing back then, even if there were a hundred Nian beasts, they would be scared to death! "

Nezha laughed, "Master has also seen Nian Beast?"

Master Taiyi was amused, "Master was born relatively early, and I have seen one or two of those prehistoric ancient beasts. They are not like you, so I can only look at dragons and phoenixes."

After hearing this, Nezha said in a daze, "I don't know what can be hatched from Wukong's egg."

Master Taiyi laughed and said, "Don't worry, it won't be a kitten, dog, or rabbit!"

Hei Qilin doesn't even look down on those worthless gadgets!

Looking at a large group of trembling foxes, weasels and little green snakes

Yuanshi Tianzun, who could see through the heels of these little monsters at a glance, was indeed quite disgusted in his heart, the veins on his forehead twitched, he held his breath, and said in a deep voice, "This Biyou Palace was originally my Taiyi Xuanmen Jiejiao Tongtian It is a serious crime for you to enter the dojo of the leader without warning, but my junior brother is kind-hearted, and I don’t want to see innocent people die. Besides, I, the Lingming Stone Monkey of the Taiyi Xuanmen, will move into this place soon. I can't bear to see this place stained with blood, so I will spare your lives!"

The panic-stricken little beasts' eyes were full of horror, even after hearing what Yuanshi Tianzun said, they couldn't stop trembling: Yes, they will be kicked out!

They have lived peacefully in this enchantment for five or six hundred years, and they have long been unable to adapt to life outside.

Originally, the immortals of Tushita Palace had agreed to take them in to live in the back mountain of Biyou Palace.

But the Lord Yuanshi Tianzun who came today gathered them here again and said that he wanted to lecture.

This lord Xianjun is not as talkative as the little Xianjun before him. He is majestic and has a bad complexion. Those little Xianjun before him followed behind him, and they didn't dare to show their air, and they didn't dare to disobey at all.

So, are they really about to be kicked out of Penglai Xiandao?

A little fox was pampered by his family. He was timid and loved to cry. He finally couldn't help it, and burst into tears, "I don't want to go outside, I will be eaten by a tiger, and my skin will be picked up by a hunter, grandma, wow!"

His crying caused several small animals to cry together. A little snake opened its mouth missing a baby tooth and howled vaguely, "Huang Yaya, I will never bite you again!" Oh, wow, wow, I don’t blame you if I lose my teeth, if I die in the future, remember to bury it for me.”

It's all just crying and shouting, and even grabbing the corner of Huang Yaya's clothes and dangling it vigorously.

Huang Yaya is a little yellow-haired girl of seven or eight years old. She was originally a little weasel. Her hair is indeed slightly yellow, her eyebrows are light, and her face is puffy. She is a little fierce girl. Full of tears, but stubbornly refused to fall, biting his lip and not speaking.

It was when the little snake was crying and pulling his skirt to wipe his nose, he slapped him away in disgust.

The little snake rolled on the ground after being beaten, and cried even more fiercely.

Guanglin and the others could see clearly from behind, their whole bodies trembling with suppressed laughter.

Yuanshi Tianzun's dislike was almost revealed, "Why are you crying, don't you want to live under the protection of my Taiyi Xuanmen?"

what?

Regardless of whether it was the big demon or the little demon, they all raised their faces in a daze: Yes, did they think that?

Yuanshi Tianzun coughed, and said slowly, "The restart of Biyou Palace will definitely require a lot of manpower. If you can pass the heart training test, your character is good, and there is no bloody karma on your body, then I will be the master and replace my junior brother and sister." Little Martial Nephew, accept you under the door of Biyou Palace! Are you willing?"

Officially accepted under the gate of Biyou Palace, instead of being attached to Biyou Palace and living in the back mountain outside the palace, this, this, this, this is a great thing!

An old fox leaned on crutches, came out tremblingly, and made a nondescript salute, "My lord, I don't know, I don't know if there is any age requirement for this entry? Is there any limit on the number of people?"

"Hey, if the Immortal Lord doesn't dislike the old man's age, the old man also wants to worship in the Biyou Palace and be driven by the spirit monkey!"

"The little old man is not talented. In the past few years in the clan, he has been responsible for taking care of the younger generation. He is the best at taking care of children!"

When the old fox said this, the little demons behind him all cursed chirpingly, "Nonsense again! This little bastard! His grandpa is still alive, so he dares to call him old!"

"Papa Hu is the most cunning! Sell yourself when you find an opportunity!"

"Unfortunately, I just thought he was going to say good things for us together!"

"Shhhhh, keep your voice down, if you can accept all kinds of nonsense, then what's the difference between us! Just wait and see!"

Yuanshi Tianzun looked down at the three-inch tall little old man, and stared at Hu Lai nervously, the tails behind him couldn't hide, and all came out in a flutter.

Glossy, fluffy, especially beautiful five big red tails

Tianzun endured it, and took his eyes away from the other's tail, thinking that this little fox could not help but be liked by the junior brother, it has a lot of hair, it is warm and comfortable, and it looks easy to touch at first sight.

When it snows in winter, put your feet under this guy's hot belly

Well, forget it, stop, can't think about it!

Yuanshi Tianzun coughed, took out a dharma plate and threw it on the ground, the dharma plate rotated, showing the entrance of a phantom formation, "Biyou Palace is so big, even if you all come, there are not enough people, and there is no upper limit on age. Those who pass through the phantom array will be accepted!"

When Yuanshi Tianzun said this, he lowered his head to look at those little demon cubs who were still sniffing their noses, and he couldn't help it, and added, "But the ones who are too young still like to roll around and cry, Don't come here, stay with your parents, let's talk about it after a few years!"

It is enough for his junior brother to have Wukong to take care of him.

Biyou Palace is not Penglai Little Demon Kindergarten!

Before the little demon next to him could show his annoyance, the little weasel Huang Yaya jumped out, his eyes were as bright as fire, and his fists were tightly clenched, "I'm sorry, I didn't cry just now!" I can go in !You always keep your word!

What can Yuanshi Tianzun do, he is a Tianzun, the leader of Chanjiao, and he has the nerve to embarrass a little cub?

I had to ask Huang Yaya to go in.

Those cubs who cried regretted and envied, and cried another bag of tears!

In the end, there were 370 and eight little demons from six races who entered the magic formation, including the long-haired camphor spirit. They all passed, and they were all pure and kind.

Yuanshi Tianzun regretted it a bit, he was in Tushita Palace at that time, it was really unnecessary to say more, these little monsters raised in Biyou Palace have no understanding of world affairs, they are not innocent, they are just a bit stupid.

He is a majestic Heavenly Venerable, why bother with these stupid goblins?

Simply down!

In addition to the adults of the Yaozu, there are 28 little ones with tears on their faces and sniffling snot, nine furry cubs who have not yet been transformed, and six snake eggs that have not yet hatched. It has not been officially listed under Biyou Palace, but it is impossible for the parents to come in and throw the child away, right?

Still living in again.

It's just that they can't be allowed to live in the side hall.

Yuanshi Tianzun came to the sky above Biyou Palace, checked the terrain, moved the several houses in the courtyard where these little demons lived, and found another mountain where the disciples of the outer sect lived.

It is easy for a sage to move mountains and fill seas, and recreate the universe, let alone move a small house and courtyard. Under the astonished and adoring eyes of all the goblins, Yuanshi Tianzun moved the yard lightly, and opened some old houses. The courtyard where the disciples of the outer sect live is for the demons.

After all, the little demons can live in the side hall because the spirit stones in the side hall's restriction are exhausted and the restriction becomes invalid. That's why they take advantage of it. When sleeping at night, they are all turned into their original forms, so they take up less space, and only turn into human forms to walk around during the day.

This time there were enough houses, and the little demons happily assigned their residences without arguing or arguing, and called their master, the old camphor spirit, to come out and make decisions. Eyes, nodded with satisfaction.

Qingtong and Guanglin looked at each other, and secretly heaved a sigh of relief, but looked at the huge space vacated in the side courtyard, and felt a little worried.

What about this?

The upper and lower buildings of the Biyou Palace are arranged according to the formation method, not to mention it is not beautiful without such a piece, and the mountain protection formation has also lost some foundations, which is really difficult to do.

Their juniors can't handle it, so they can only be the coolies of Tianzun.

Yuanshi Tianzun scolded himself for meddling in his own business, while he was busy building a house for his brother in Biyou Palace and repairing the mountain formation. After two years of hard work, everything was meticulous and stable. That fairy mountain cave mansion is a blessed place to practice!

Yuanshi Tianzun nodded with satisfaction, and said to Qingtong Guanglin and his own little Tonger, "This time, Biyou Palace has been renovated, and the next thing is to hold Nezha's crowning ceremony. You make arrangements here, and I will go back to Tushita Palace. If there is anything else, He Tong will come to inform you!"

The three respectfully sent Yuanshi Tianzun away in the clouds and fog, and the little Taoist boy of Yuxu Palace cried and said, "Brother Guanglin, can you tell the third master in the future to leave our brothers and sisters in Biyou Palace?"

Guanglin Wenting was really puzzled, he patted Xiaodaotong on the back and said, "What's the matter? Why do you say that?"

Xiao Daotong burst into tears, "In order to build Biyou Palace, my lord emptied all the property of Yuxu Palace, and almost took away the glazed tiles from the roof of Yuxu Palace. If we go back , I really can’t live my life, woo woo woo”

puff~