Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Everyone was jokingly teasing the children, and it was unexpected that a star official came to report that it was the Buddha Tathagata who had arrived.

Everyone hurriedly got up to greet them, and Yuanshi Tianzun was very face-saving, so he stepped down from the stage, smiled and cupped his hands and said, "It's really frightening to startle the Buddha even after a small sermon!"

The Buddha didn't come by himself. He brought his two disciples Jin Chan, Guanyin Bodhisattva and others together. After hearing the words, he said with a smile, "After all, Tianzun is a senior brother. How can I miss it when I talk about Hunyuan Daoguo this time? It's just a banquet, so I came a step late and disturbed, and I hope that Tianzun will not be offended!"

Yuan Shi only said, "Where is that!"

here here!

The sisters waved excitedly: Don't go wrong!

When the Buddha came, everyone saluted one by one. The eldest princess took advantage of the chaos to sneak over and stole the fat cub from the old mother of Lishan!

The sisters watched with bated breath, seeing the eldest princess pick up the fat boy, give a hasty salute, and then run back, they were all so excited, they clenched their fists and stomped their feet!

It worked!

Longnu, who was brought here together with senior brother Hui An, looked around in a daze, "What's wrong?"

The third princess, who was befriended by her, held her arm and swayed it, talking nonsense with joy, "You're stealing a child, keep your voice down!"

What the hell?

Longnu followed her gaze, and couldn't help covering her chest: drink!Where did the little golden boy come from!

Fair and pink with a chubby little round face, there is a layer of soft golden fluff on the face, big round eyes are round and cute, light-colored eyebrows, nose with a small mouth, and a little double chin! ?

Why is it so cute?

It was only the eldest princess who carried the little monkey to sit down, and the other side had already been seated one by one. Yuan Shitian respected and stepped on the stage again, and officially began to preach.

Everyone didn't dare to disturb the noise, so they all sat quietly and listened carefully. Only this little chubby boy was sitting in the arms of the princess obediently, with his chubby legs crossed, his big round eyes never blinking, Listen carefully.

Patriarch Bodhi took a look around with his spiritual sense, and saw that everything was fine with his little cub, so he let go of his heart and kept a little focus here.

After all, Tathagata was sitting near him, so it would be nice not to ask Wukong to follow him.

Stay far away, so as not to worry about it.

The sermon in Yuanshi really lasted for a long time. The little monkeys are indeed used to sleeping in the lower realm, and they will be hungry again. The sisters are very careful. Put it in for a good sleep, and when you wake up, hungry and thirsty, take it out to drink water and eat.

All the immortals felt sorry for Wukong as a child, and were even annoyed by him and Tianzun. Tianzun said with a smile, "This is my nephew, you are good, making me seem to be irrelevant."

It made the Miro Palace full of joy and laughter, and it was not as serious as the usual sermons.

Tianzun said, "This compassion for the weak and the virtuous, but it is also a test of fruition, ruthless may not be a real hero, how can a pity not be a husband?"Immortals, people in the mountains, were also pitiful and weak back then, and only after they survived their lives did they have the day of becoming immortals.

All the immortals nodded in agreement.

The fat boy didn't know anything, he ate slowly in the side hall, and was surrounded by his brothers and sisters who came out to watch.

But there were not many people, because they dared to leave halfway, not many people came out together.

The eldest princess slapped her cousin on the back of the hand, glared at Yang Jian and said, "You are such a big man, and you still have children! If you like it, you can give birth to one yourself!"

Yang Jian blushed, he was always cold and serious, but for some reason today, when he saw this little spirit monkey, he couldn't resist thinking about it.

In his life, he has never seen such a soft and cute little thing~

Like a little hair cake!

When I saw the fleshy pit on the back of that little hand just now, I couldn't help but want to poke it.

The Seventh Princess laughed so hard, "Erlang, what kind of crap metaphors do you have, the cake is full of holes, how can it be as good-looking as our Wukong, our Wukong, white and tender, it must be a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus cake!?"

The fat cub looks at the ordinary sweet-scented osmanthus cake in his hand

I eat myself?

The sweet-scented osmanthus cake suddenly lost its fragrance!

The dragon girl touched Wukong's fat feet, they were plump, the five toes were like five fat beans, and the nail caps were a little big, shiny and cute, "Is it cold, why aren't you wearing socks? Where are the shoes? "

The little monkey swallowed the sweet-scented osmanthus cake, and said in a childlike voice, "It's not cold. After transforming, the shoes and socks are too small to fit!"

When I was in Zixiao Palace, I felt a bit crowded, so the little monkey took it off neatly.

There are actually bigger socks and shoes, and my sister has prepared them all, but Wukong doesn't want to wear them.

Because Zai Zai found that bare feet are very comfortable!

Everyone followed him.

The second princess flipped through her ring and took out a little red fairy robe, "Let's change into clothes later!"

The second princess pulled up her sleeves and compared the colors to the little monkey, "How about it, Wukong is so white now, doesn't he look better in red!?"

Everyone nodded, "This is fine!"

The little monkey's objection was invalid. After eating and washing up a little, the sisters changed their clothes again, combed their hair, and then quietly carried them into the Miro Palace.

They didn't go forward either, so as not to disturb others, they hugged the little monkey and sat down quietly at the back, but just as they were seated, someone in front turned their head with a smile.

The little monkey looked at it, it was an acquaintance!

It's Brother Jin Chan who just separated!

With a smile on his face, Jin Chan smiled at the chubby boy in bright red, raised his slender index finger by his lips, and silently "shh".

The little monkey waved his hand with a smile, and Jin Chan turned his head away.

The eldest princess glanced at the back of this handsome and elegant little monk, touched the fat cub's fleshy face, held him in her arms again, and continued to listen to the lecture.

Like the third prince, his legs are numb and he is happy~

Ten days later, after Tianzun finished his lecture, everyone stood up and thanked them. It is very beneficial to speak out, but Tianzun only said, "It's ridiculous to have the courage to come to the stage with meager views."

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother were full of government affairs and took the first step, and the star kings of all families followed their immediate superiors. Only the immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms, doing nothing, gossiping slowly in Miluo Palace.

The little monkey lost its shape a few days ago and regained its real body. Now it ran over to look for the master, and pulled the hem of the master's clothes and said, "Master, master, I want to go with you." Let's play for a while, sisters, okay?"

Bodhi picked him up, nodded his nose, "Yes, yes, but if you are too naughty and cause trouble, when you get home, master will turn over and over again and make a good meal of fried pork with bamboo shoots!"

The little monkey is not afraid, he leans his head on the master's shoulder and acts coquettishly~

The Tathagata is jealous, and only hates himself for not being a Bodhi!

Oh good boy, what are you doing to eat meat?

Bodhi saw it out of the corner of his eye, and put the little apprentice on the ground and let go, "Let's go play!"

The little monkey ran away cheering, "Sister, I'm coming!" Turning around, he went to pull Nezha, "Brother, let's go!"

Nezha has grown a little taller, and now looks like the fifth princess, so he feels a little embarrassed, "I'm not going?"

The eldest princess stretched out a slap, clasped his little head with five fingers, "Why not come? Don't you listen to your mother's orders and sister's words when you grow taller? Go!"

Nezha saw that his second brother was about to come, and seemed to want to talk to him, so he quickly picked up the little monkey, "Listen to my sister! Let's go!"

That's good!

The seven princesses hugged each other and left with their three younger brothers—Zhenjun Erlang didn't rush to hide, and was caught by his sisters and couldn't escape.

Although Wukong has changed back to the appearance of a fuzzy little monkey, the sisters still love him very much. The eldest princess also told him, "Although the human form is cute, don't change it again. You are still young and your bones are still growing. It has not yet been formed, if something goes wrong in the process of transformation, if it hurts somewhere, it will be too late to regret, you know?"

The little monkey readily agreed, "Big sister, I remember!" He patted his chubby belly, "I also think it's inconvenient to look like a human being, a bit fat! Flesh gets in the way, so I'm not as flexible as I am now."

The legs are all fleshy, and the feet are also fleshy. I always feel like I am stepping on cotton, and I can't stand still!

And when he was in Zixiao Palace, after taking shape, he wanted to show his master his somersaulting cloud, but little Yunduo couldn't bear himself, and fell heavily on the ground, so embarrassing!

Master was smiling so much that he could see the back molars!

hum~

The sisters smiled secretly, and then they were relieved.

Wukong is obedient and can usually do what he promises, so they don't worry about it.

Yang Jian couldn't get away, so he chatted with Nezha from behind, "Have you finally figured out not to be a child? When Miluo Palace saw you coming in, I was shocked! I think we can walk together in the future. There will be a day when people say they are brothers."

Otherwise, if you are asking about father and son, or asking about uncles and nephews, they are not of the same generation!

Nezha smiled, "It was my mistake in the past, brother, stop laughing at me!"

Yang Jian patted him on the shoulder, "Oh, I didn't dare to persuade you before, because I was afraid of poking your old scars. Now you can think about it yourself and practice yourself, that would be great!"

Nezha smiled wryly, "Oh, I didn't think about it myself. It was Master Uncle who took me to Zixiao Palace and asked Daozu to cure me. Only then did I wake up. All the past, but I was ignorant "Living the day" I thought I had died once and realized it, but in fact, I was blinded by the past and passed through those days in a daze!

He laughed, "I'm fine this time, but it may cause my master to be scolded!"

Yang Jian smiled and said, "So that's how it is. I said that when I left the Miluo Palace just now, the master gave your master a look and called him over again!"

Nezha smiled bitterly, "My master accepted me, it's a fate of eight lifetimes!"

Yang Jian was quite envious, "He really loves you, how do you know he's not happy! Don't be unhappy, the master is also your master, master, master, nothing will happen!"

Nezha sighed, and could only comfort himself in this way.

In the side hall of Miluo Palace, Daoist Taiyi knelt down in front of his master, howled like an egg, his tears were as worthless as the water in the Milky Way, "I really don't know!"

Yuanshi Tianzun spat at him, "You don't know a fart! What else do you know? Bickering with the disciple's father? Killing his father in front of the disciple? Your disciple is living in the Heavenly King's Mansion and letting his father learn. Why don't you come to the Heavenly Court?" Take him away? Don't you know he doesn't practice at all?"

Daoist Taiyi beat his chest in remorse, "Master, I was wrong, please punish me!" He only thought that Nezha was living a good life in heaven!

Yuanshi Tianzun snorted coldly, "I have time to spare and I'll punish you! I'm afraid that if this one punishes you, the other Nezha will feel bad! Go back to Lingtai Mountain with your uncle! All these years, you have been honestly giving up on Lingtai Mountain. I'll stay and learn from your uncle, and see how your uncle urges Wukong to practice and learn! Watch Nezha practice hard, if you don't teach him to become a talent, I will really destroy you!"

Daoist Taiyi was so regretful that his intestines were green, how could he dare not agree.

But Patriarch Bodhi felt something was wrong, "Brother, if you scold the apprentice, scold the apprentice, what do you mean get out with me? I'll use my current face to get you out, do you think it's okay?"

Yuan Shi was taken aback, "Did I say that?"

"I didn't, junior brother, you got it wrong!"

Do not admit it to the death!

Bodhi is angry!

In another side hall, Tathagata was drinking with Taishang Laojun. Hearing the messy voice over there, Laojun smiled apologetically, "Brothers are used to bickering, Buddha don't mind!"

How to chuckle, "Brother, you are not very kind!"

Laojun was taken aback, not knowing what he was talking about, "Ah? What?"

Tathagata was heartbroken, "Brother, why bother with me? Brother Bodhi has been in Xiniu Hezhou for many years. Why didn't you ask me? He is the son of the Taoist ancestor. If I know, can I not take care of him? Brother, how are you, Cover it tightly! Don't let the wind out!"

"Let's listen to lectures under Daozu's sect together. Although I have never been accepted by Daozu as an apprentice, and I broke away from Taiyi Xuanmen to form a separate sect, Daozu has a teacher's kindness to me, and we also have fellowship. Brother, why bother to hide it from me!"

"Could it be that you are afraid that I will harm my junior brother?"

Taishang Laojun almost didn't choke, he laughed awkwardly, raised his eyebrows, and sighed, oops, the teacher will not be guaranteed at the end of the day.

This is how to make a child for yourself!

I don't know whose fault it is!

It's just that I can't leave Tathagata here, Laojun racked his brains and thought for a while, and then said, "Oh, Bodhi's life experience is sensitive," but it is Tongtian, the leader of Jiejiao.

"I didn't want to make publicity, I was afraid that it would be known to the outside world, and life was uneasy." There were too many old enemies and he had to keep a low profile.

"That's the incognito," plus a makeover.

"Living in seclusion in Lingtai Mountain" is also a recent thing.

"I don't want to be misunderstood by the Buddha," how could I have thought that you would come up with such an idea~

"It's not intentional, please forgive me!" That's true~ We didn't mislead you on purpose!

Laojun said this without guilt at all, it is always the truth, there is no falsehood at all, so his attitude is very calm.

Tathagata's misunderstanding got deeper and deeper, he laughed and said, "Where is it, Dao ancestor's blood, no matter how cautious you are, you can't be too careful! Brother, don't worry, I won't go out and talk nonsense. In the future, fellow Bodhi Taoist is in Xiniu Hezhou, and you tell him to do anything. Go find me, as long as the old monk can use his strength, he will definitely not stand idly by!"

Laojun smiled and said, "He likes to be quiet, and he doesn't like to go out on weekdays. If Daozu didn't look like him, this time he decided to call him here and let him take Wukong in. I'm afraid he's still at home right now. Hold on! He also had to step out of the house and socialize with people for the sake of his apprentice."

But no, if it wasn't for those little boys, the junior brother would never have left the gate of Zixiao Palace.After accepting Wukong, he looked even more cheered up.

Laojun looked at Tathagata, and said seriously, "He is suitable for closing the door, living a life of nothing, teaching apprentices, as long as apprentices are fine, he can calm down." So don't hit me again Attention junior brother!

Tathagata didn't know whether he understood or not, so he nodded with a smile, "Friend Bodhi's temperament of waiting for idle clouds and wild cranes is really enviable!"

The old gentleman folded his sleeves and said slowly, "Hey, he likes this. Those of us who are brothers and elders can only look after him more and let him live a peaceful life that we like!"

Don't think about my little nephew either, his uncles, second uncles and even his ancestors are all watching~

Just as he was talking, Bodhi yelled in the side hall over there, "Brother, look at the second child! He pointed at Sang and scolded Huai and told me to go!"

Yuanshi's aggrieved voice came, "I don't have senior brother, I'm a bastard called Taiyi, and I'm so impatient! I just said I told Taiyi to go away, I didn't say to tell my junior brother to go away!"

Bodhi seemed to be jumping, "You still tell me to get out! Okay, I'll show you now! Taiyi, don't kneel, come on, let's both uncle and nephew, let's get out together and show your master!"

Daoist Taiyi wailed loudly, "Master, come quickly!!"

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