Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Just as Taiyi was about to slap the table, he stood up filled with righteous indignation, and Bodhi glanced at him lightly.

The uncle's eyes were very unfriendly, and the fat Taoist shivered at the sight, and he didn't dare to say a word. He stroked the table and wiped the dust obediently, and the bird retreated quietly.

Seeing that his nephew was being honest, Bodhi smiled and said to Zhenyuan, "You don't have to worry too much, even if the Buddha is reincarnated, a person can grow a few mouths, and you give them the fruit to eat and eat again." How can it be?"

"He asked you to borrow a way, and it was only once. He can't come back every ten thousand years, right? If you give up, you will only lose this time."

"Maybe you can help him learn the scriptures successfully, but you can gain some merits from him, and whoever suffers will take advantage of it, maybe it is!"

"If your heart is distressed, why don't you just hide for a while, when he comes, you ask your apprentice to treat him to eat ginseng fruit, and then send him away politely, there is nothing wrong with him, wouldn't you worry?"

After hearing this, Zhenyuan came up with another idea, and said hesitantly, "Then senior brother, you said that if our master and apprentice are not at home?"

When the Buddha came, he saw that the gate was closed tightly and the four doors were closed tightly.

Bodhi raised his hand to stop his bad idea, "Don't do it! Do you know any strange methods in Western religion? If you don't leave anyone to watch the house, someone will see your ginseng fruit tree and say that this thing is destined for me." , I took your ginseng fruit tree away without even talking to the host, and it was too late when you came back, so what do you do?"

In an instant, images appeared in Zhenyuan's mind!

The ginseng fruit tree hopped and pulled out its roots, followed a little bald man with strides, and headed straight for Lingshan!

He didn't turn his head back, and the branches didn't leave him a piece!

Woooooo he can't accept it!

Bodhi smiled and said, "Don't cry, I just said it casually~"

Zhen Yuan choked up, "Brother, you don't know, I had a whim the day before yesterday, and I figured out that my ginseng fruit tree will have a catastrophe in a few days."

"After so many days, I thought about it. My Five Villages Temple has been in Xiniu Hezhou for so many years. It's gone, and it's a poor country. What kind of disaster can happen? Apart from Lingshan, there is nothing else. "

"I think what you said this time, brother, makes sense. Maybe there won't be any ginseng fruit trees in my Wuzhuang Temple in the future, woo woo woo"

Zhenyuan drank to drink away his sorrows, and cried with Bodhi for a while, Rao Taiyi and him have always been at odds, looking a little sad.

The fat Taoist moved to Patriarch Bodhi, seeing that his uncle was only interested in drinking and didn't know how to advise Zhen Yuanzi, so he couldn't help muttering, "Uncle, you, please persuade me!"

Bodhi smiled, alas, in this matter, you have to rely on yourself to save yourself, and it's useless to point anyone.

Think back then, who did he ask for?

It's just that if you ask yourself, it may not be easy to use.

He stretched out his hand to pat Zhen Yuanzi on the shoulder, leaned the drunk cat's head over, and stroked it lightly, "Don't cry, ah, there are times in your life, and there is no time in your life."

Only halfway through saying this, Zhenyuan burst into tears with a "wow"!

Bodhi sighed, alas, it's over, I can't take his clothes anymore.

After leaving Wuzhuang Temple, the little monkey put his arms around his master's neck and said, "Master, why did Master Zhenyuan cry so badly? I didn't see his real body, could it be that he also became a rabbit?"

Bodhi nodded his little nose, "In this world, there are not only little rabbits who like to cry~"

Oh.

Daoist Taiyi chuckled beside him.

Bodhi glared at him, "What are you laughing at!? I'll write a letter to your master when I get back!"

Master Taiyi had a bitter face, "Uncle, where did I go wrong, you always teach me a lesson, and if you don't do it again, it won't work?"

Bodhi shook his head, "Who knows which cloud has ears behind it? There is no reason to train your nephew on a sunny day. Let's talk about it when we go home!"

After returning to Lingtai Mountain smoothly, the disciple guarding the gate greeted him with a smile, "Master also said that he would go out for a long time, why did he turn back in just two days?"

Bodhi put the little monkey down and told him and Nezha to play by themselves. Seeing the two cubs bowed to the senior brother and ran away, he smiled and said to his disciple, "Come back when you're done." Well, what's going on in the past few days? Is the house still clean?"

The disciple said, "It's clean, Master, don't worry! Only the second master sent someone to send a letter, and there are nothing else."

Bodhi then looked back at Master Taiyi, "I told you that your skin is too loose recently, look, your master knows about it."

Master Taiyi grinned bitterly.

Bodhi returned to the main hall, and Guanglin also came, and delivered the letter. Bodhi opened it, read it, and said with a smile, "It's a coincidence, it seems that this year is not the year to stay at home."

Master Taiyi said anxiously, "Master, what did my master say in the letter?"

Bodhi threw the letter to him and said, "Look for yourself!"

Daoist Taiyi took it over and took a look. It turned out that Yuanshi Tianzun planned to teach Hunyuan Daoguo in the Miluo Palace in Shangqingtian. One, go to heaven as soon as possible.

Daoist Taiyi wondered, "That's great, why is my master suddenly going to give a lecture? Uncle Shi, when are we going to leave?"

Bodhi stroked his beard and said, "It's rare to go back, stay a little longer, and by the way, bring your little brother to your ancestor to have a look, don't worry, first prepare for the family affairs." It is estimated that the little monkey also has to think about going back. To visit relatives in Yaochi, the stay will not be short.

Thinking of this, Bodhi said to Master Taiyi, "Oh, by the way, if we go this time, I'm afraid we won't be able to return to the mortal world for more than ten years. Do you want to go back and have a look at your golden light cave?"

Daoist Taiyi said openly, "Hey, there's nothing to see. My nephew and his family of three are all here with you. The Golden Light Cave has been empty for a long time. Once it is covered by the formation, no one will be able to find it. Don't worry, uncle."

Patriarch Bodhi nodded, "Okay, then go and rest for a while, and let's go after I finish cleaning up."

Guanglin and Bodhi said, "Master, are you going to visit Master Patriarch this time? What kind of gift should you bring?"

Bodhi glared, "Bring a gift? Isn't it enough for such an older grandson? Your master and I are clinking poorly, and I still miss your master's ancestor's help, so I don't bring anything!"

Daoist Taiyi didn't dare to listen too much, and walked away, becoming more and more certain in his heart, this little uncle must be the parent and son of Daozu Hongjun!

Guanglin knew about the matter, and he had also seen his leader playing a rascal in front of the Taoist ancestor, so he had no choice but to do so without courtesy, "Then, what about Yaochi?"

Oh, and there are a bunch of little monkey sisters who treat him very well

Bodhi thought for a while, "Didn't Wukong buy some worldly gadgets for his sisters when he went back to Nanzhan Buzhou? Has he saved a lot? Ask him to take them all! Just forget about it."

Not only the corners of the eyes and brows of Guanglin drooped, but even the shoulders drooped.

Finally, I'm going to lose face to my grandma's house again.

Bodhi smiled and said to his disciples, "What are you worrying about? It's not like your second senior uncle returned to Zixiao Palace to show filial piety to your senior master, right?"

In Guanglin's eyes, there is a clear and clear sentence: that person doesn't always beat the autumn wind!

Oh.

That's no way, who told us to be poor~

Both master and apprentice were unwilling to take a step back in this matter. One didn't want to give up money, and the other didn't want to lose face, so they froze.

At this moment, the little monkey ran in with a steamy body, and the little milk voice was full of joy, "Master, father~~~ Are we going to heaven?"

Bodhi burst into laughter, took the little monkey in his arms, dried his damp hair, and harvested a big dandelion. Heaven, but we can’t all go, you were too naughty a while ago, Master decided to punish you to do your homework at home, and help watch the house by the way, how about it?”

what?

The little monkey who was beaming just now froze!

Guanglin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he took the little junior brother over, and said to his master, "Master, you still said that Wukong skin is all because of you! If you talk nonsense, what should you do if you cry?"

Looking down, the little monkey had already flattened his mouth and was about to cry.

Guanglin hurriedly coaxed, "Master is scaring you, if you don't take anyone, you can't take us Wukong!"

The little monkey burst into tears, and Guanglin cast a reproachful look at Master: "Look!"Who is skinnier!

The two masters and apprentices quickly coaxed the child, "Master lied to you, just now he told his brother that he wants Wukong to bring the things he bought for sister!"

"That's right, Master told your senior brother to take you to see Master! Master and Master look very similar, and he is also a handsome old man. Do Wukong want to meet?"

Just after Bodhi finished speaking, Guanglin looked at him with black lines on his face.

Oh.

Ugh.

After coaxing for a while, the little monkey finally stopped crying. Mao Dudu sat in the arms of the master, and the little milk voice was still crying, "Many years have passed in the sky, will the sisters forget me?"

Guanglin smiled and patted the little monkey, "How come, every year when the eighth and fifteenth moons are full, don't the empress and your highness always give gifts to Wukong?"

"Then won't they remember what I look like?"

"Our Wukong is so cute, how could we forget it!"

Che Jilu talked a lot, and when Nezha came, Bodhi immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh, master's little Jiaojiao, go and prepare gifts with brother! Master and your senior brother also clean up!"

The little monkey pouted again, "Master doesn't want Wukong!"

No no!How can there be such a thing!

Patriarch Bodhi had no choice but to vacate his scripture bed, and put small objects for the two cubs, and occupied a small corner by himself to arrange housework with Guanglin.

Although I have only lived in Lingtai Mountain for a few years, I still have some various land properties, as well as livestock and spiritual birds. After leaving, I don’t know how many years to come back. It’s easy to say that the crops will be scarce, and the living things will be difficult.

Guanglin said, "Master, why don't I take a few juniors to stay and watch the house, and if there is any news from Nanzhan Buzhou, I can also receive the letter at home."

Bodhi waved his hand and said, "Didn't your great uncle leave some puppets to watch the house before, and I will take them to repair later, and ask them to plant the land and take care of the livestock, and the spirit birds will be taken away in spirit bird bags. Anyway, there are not many. As for Nanzhan Buzhou, if there is an urgent matter, they will use the messenger talisman I gave, and it is useless for you at home."

"No one will be released at home, let's all go."

Oh, it really is a collective embarrassment.

Guanglin wanted to find an excuse to escape, but he didn't expect to be blocked by his master.

The good apprentice sighed, and continued to count carefully, "When the peaches in the back mountain are ripe, let the puppet pick them up every year and make them into dried peaches, right? It's a waste!"

Bodhi said, "Come in the soil, go in the soil, there is nothing to waste, don't use it, dried peaches are not delicious. Master will take you to the sky to eat flat peaches."

Guanglin has lost his temper completely. How about a flat peach to eat by himself?What a waste!Why not keep it for the younger brother!

The little brother who loves to eat peaches is clattering out of the storage ring, silk, colored threads, jewelry, paints, picture albums are piled up in a huge pile~

Bodhi put his feet back into his knees and sat cross-legged, making room for his apprentice's stall.

After a long time, the little monkey put the last bamboo dragonfly he took out in a pile, and said to Nezha who was keeping accounts, "Give these to Sister Seven!"

Nezha said, "These seven princesses are nothing valuable, are they a little less?"

Bodhi and Guanglin silently looked at the messy pile of toys of various colors, thinking about the age of the seventh princess, they all fell silent.

The little monkey lay on the Taoist bed, leaned on his chin, frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly said, "Etiquette is less important than affection! Seventh sister will not mind!"

Guanglin raised his head to look at Master in doubt: Is this sentence used in this kind of occasion?

Bodhi looked back with no guilty conscience: Isn't it?He is not very familiar with the usage of these new allusions in the mortal world~

When Nezha covered his face, he was really defeated by you!

After a noisy and busy day, he had a rest that night, and set off for the heaven early the next morning.

The little monkey was very happy when he got up early in the morning. He lay on the window and greeted the little swallow under the eaves, "Little bird, little bird, I'm leaving, we're going to the sky! Don't come back for a few years, you can rest assured Stay here and wait for us to come back!"

Mother Swallow responded with a soft cooing.

Master Taiyi happened to come in from the outside, and when he heard it, he teased him, "When we come back, the people who live here are the grandsons and great-grandchildren of this nest of swallows!"

The little monkey sighed, "Oh, even the little swallow grows so fast, but I don't grow up, hum!"

The little monkey said hello to the senior brother, and then went to whisper to Nezha, "Brother, tell me, if the sisters see that I am not tall, will they laugh at me?"

Nezha pursed his lips and smiled, "No, look at the sixth and seventh princesses, they are both hundreds of years old, don't they also grow slowly? How can they laugh at you~"

The little monkey sighed, and said melancholy, "Even if I only grow a little bit, that's fine!"

Nezha touched his little fur, "Don't worry, just eat well, practice hard, sleep well at night, and one day, you will grow taller all at once!"

"Brother grows up with you, let's grow taller together, okay?"

The little monkey stood beside Nezha and compared, "My brother is much taller than me!"

Nezha just laughed, "Brother, wait for you, then we will grow taller together!"

The little monkey was very happy. He was still talking to Yun Cai when he went to the Fei Pavilion, "We are going to the sky! I want to grow taller! I can't take you with me to the sky, and I can't grow taller. I want to go with my brother Grow tall!"

Make everyone dumbfounded.

Nezha quietly went to the second floor of the Fei Pavilion to find Master Taiyi, "Master, can I still grow taller?"

Master Taiyi said in surprise, "Why not, of course!"

"Master reshaped your dharma body back then, but he didn't restrict you from growing taller. If you are willing, you can transform your mana into your muscles and bones, and you can grow up slowly!"

"Why don't you know?"

Nezha was silent for a while and said, "You didn't say that."

Daoist Taiyi was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "Master, Master misunderstood, I thought you just wanted to be a child." Maybe, probably, he really forgot?

The fat Taoist whispered in a low voice, "Why don't you try it now?"

Nezha sighed, thought for a while and said, "Forget it, I promise Wukong, we will wait for him to grow up together, let's talk about it when he grows up to my height!"

The fat Taoist was full of tears of regret.

If he can travel through time and space, he must go back to the past, slap his mouth to the side, and then tell his apprentice loudly, "You can grow taller and become an adult!"

oh~