Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

"I don't want to be a human mount!"

The words of the little monkey's milky voice and crying voice were really like thunder, deafening and deafening, tearing up the warm and peaceful atmosphere above the treasure hall.

Which celestial king and Buddha don't have a mount?

At the beginning of the prehistoric period, the mounts chosen were all spiritual beasts without intelligence, such as Laojun's big green bull.

But slowly, the taste changed.

The mounts of those old immortal monarchs have gradually developed their spiritual intelligence from ordinary beasts, and have become spiritual beasts that can speak human languages, so there is nothing to criticize.

But in comparison, it is inevitable that people will be ashamed to specialize in catching spirit beasts.

It's a pity that riding a dragon and a phoenix is ​​nothing new nowadays, and there are even masters like Guanyin who beat the defeated Jiejiao Yaoxiu into their original form and use them as mounts!

Now shocked by the little spirit monkey's words, all the immortals lowered their heads in shame and shame, as if they had frightened the little spirit monkey.

In the Yaozu, everyone feels sympathy, some feel empathy, and some hurt others.

Feng Jun sighed, "Xiaosheng has backbone after all, at such a young age, he can say such words that are not willing to be subdued by others."

Based on this sentence alone, no matter how loudly he cries, Feng Jun no longer regards the spirit monkey as just a child, and it is not an exaggeration to respect the little sage.

There were tears in the eyes of the dragon kings, "My monster clan has been driven by people for many years since it declined in the prehistoric times. Now that Xiaosheng is here, I will finally have a bright future."

Even if the Dragon Clan used to be the overlord of the Three Realms, what about now?

These days, who treats Yaozu as a person?

Mr. Hu thought a lot after all, sighed and said, "In the future, we must remember not to make a name for the little sage, if not, I'm afraid that Muxiu will be destroyed by the wind in the forest, and if people hate him, there will be disasters."

The powers of the monster tribe nodded one after another, "Extremely extreme!" From now on, everyone has to keep a low profile, and don't talk about the name of the little saint when going out!

Waiting for the little sage to become a sage in peace and stability, are you afraid that the Yaozu will not have a good life?

Alas, Xiaosheng must have been angry and scared just now, I don't know what's going on now

Xiaosheng was still crying.

When Nezha arrived, the little monkey was sitting in his mother's arms, weeping silently, and the tears fell one by one on the light golden dress, which was not absorbent and rustled. rolled down

The hair on his face was wet with essence.

If they were crying loudly, everyone would come to coax them, but crying so quietly and silently made people feel so distressed.

O sin!

The eldest princess blamed herself, "It's our fault too, I didn't talk about it with him in detail"

Nezha stood up and bowed his head to admit his mistake, "Yes, I took the little monkey to see the three mounts of Guanyin and the others first."

The seventh princess was afraid that Nezha would be punished, so she plucked up the courage to stand beside him and bowed her head, saying, "I took the little monkey to Laojun to see the big green cow."

The sisters in the back also stood upright: they took the little monkey to Thor's place to see the black unicorn

The Queen Mother looked at the row of people standing neatly, and couldn't help but have a headache, "Okay, it's none of your business, alas, sit down, don't make such a fuss, we are already afraid !"

The little monkey suddenly sobbed loudly, whimpered loudly, and mumbled, "I, I don't want to be chained in the cowpen."

This sentence almost melted everyone's hearts into juice.

Who is willing to!I dare not even think about it!

The empress coaxed with tears in her eyes, "Yes, we Xiaoba can't! I see whoever dares to have such evil thoughts, the empress will kill him alive!"

The little monkey sniffed and sat up a little.

When the empress saw that there was a door, she quickly explained the matter of the mount, and then said, "Our little eight is a natural born spirit, extraordinary, who dares to commit such crimes and arrest you? I am afraid that he will be arrested at that time. The sky is struck by lightning!"

"Don't cry, Madam's good baby, crying until Madam's heart is broken"

The little monkey was still crying, and when he heard this, he stretched out his little paws to touch the mother's face, and said in a nasal voice, "I won't cry, I'm fine, my mother is not sad! "

Damn

The empress held the little monkey in her arms, tears streaming down her cheeks, she was really reluctant to part with it, ten thousand couldn't let it go

It's just that I can't bear it anymore, I have to give it up, the empress stopped her mourning, sat up and wiped the little monkey's tears with a handkerchief, pinched a magic formula, caressed Zai Zai's red eyes, the little monkey only felt that the eyes were After a while of coolness, I stretched out my hand to touch it, and the fur around the eyes that was wet with tears became fluffy again.

The little monkey leaned over relyingly, and said softly, "Thank you, ma'am"

Turning to sullen and authentic, "The big green bull, is it going to be a mount all the time? And the black unicorn?"

The empress sighed, "Laojun's Qingniu has been with him for many years. He was originally a mortal cow, but now he has opened up his spiritual wisdom and cultivation. Laojun also wanted to let him go free back then, but the big Qingniu I don't want to stay in the sky, but I have to go to the mortal world, Laojun is worried, worried that he will go to the lower realm and cause trouble, so he refuses to let him go."

"As for the black unicorn, he has already been granted the title along with Thunder God Wen Taishi, and now he also has the rank of immortal!"

"Good boy, don't be afraid. In the fairy world, as long as we have opened our spiritual wisdom and can speak human language, we are different from mortal beasts. No matter how hard we work, one day we will be among the immortals. driven, but only for the time being.”

The little monkey sobbed, "Then, then I know."

The empress held her chubby little face and sighed, "Good boy, are you still scared now?"

The little monkey shook his head, and the little milk said aggrieved, "Don't be afraid~"

"Good boy, the one chosen to be your master now is Li Shan's old mother. My old mother is kind-hearted. If you become her apprentice, she will take care of you like a mother, and there are a few more under her body." The female apprentices are all good-natured, you have seen the big apprentice Zhong Lichun, isn't she a very good young lady?"

The little monkey nodded, sniffed and said, "Sister Zhongli hasn't said a few words, but I remember her, she often smiles at me."

The empress nodded, and said again, "there is another one is Zhenyuan Daxian, he is in the same generation as the Taishang Laojun and Yuanshi Tianzun, and he also listened to Taoism under Hongjun Daozu back then. The disciples are not outstanding, and now there is a lack of a disciple who can stand up to the family, if you go, even though the ranking is lower, he will definitely be valued by him, and in the future he will definitely inherit his five villages foundation."

The little monkey said listlessly, "Oh"

He was a little restless, he didn't have a mother or something, and he came here out of curiosity at first, but later his elder brother Nezha taught him that not everyone has the fate of parents, and sometimes they have parents, but they are not happy, so Xiao The monkey is not envious or looking forward to it.

As for the foundation, he is still thinking about coming to heaven to be a little Lei Gong, and he doesn't really want it.

The Seventh Princess muttered, "I still think Patriarch Bodhi is better." He loved the little monkey so much that he even asked the little monkey to ride on his shoulders!

The eldest princess gave her sister's ass a knee with her knee from behind, and when she turned around, she gave her a vicious look: You miss your firecrackers!

It happened that the Jade Emperor came in, heard what the little daughter said, and said with a smile, "That's right, Bodhi Taoist friend is also very good, I think it's quite suitable to be the master of the little spirit monkey!"

The Queen Mother looked in surprise, "What is your Majesty's intention? Could it be that you want to force the little spirit monkey into the little senior brother as an apprentice?"

What a fierce quarrel in this treasure hall, the little senior brother was sitting there, she almost fell asleep watching!

The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Are you just thinking about it? If you don't have the heart, why would the little brother come out at this juncture? Wouldn't it be better to be quiet later?"

The Queen Mother frowned, and after thinking about it, it made some sense, but

The Seventh Princess asked curiously, "Father, who are you and mother referring to as the little senior brother? Could it be Patriarch Bodhi? Why do you want to call him little senior brother?"

Hearing his daughter's question, the Jade Emperor coughed in disguise, "Hey, well, this Patriarch Bodhi is related to the Daoist Patriarch. According to his seniority, he should be called that!"

The princesses were very surprised when they heard this.

The Seventh Princess was very happy, she held her younger brother's little paw and jumped and said, "Little Ba Xiaoba, I'll choose him! Did you hear that Patriarch Bodhi has a relationship with Zixiao Palace, after that, you will be able to pay homage to your teacher, and you will also be able to accept him!" Even if you are a member of Zixiao Palace, let’s see who dares to bully you! If anyone wants to kidnap you, your master will definitely come and beat him!"

The little monkey's eyes widened, "Really?"

The Jade Emperor nodded, touched the little monkey's fleshy face, "Really!"

It really can't be more true, and it's not an indirect relationship with Zixiao Palace, it's the little monkey who is directly considered half of Daozu's relative!

Who dares to bully?

The little monkey let out a long breath, and said in a childlike voice, "I'm still young. When I grow up, I will be able to thunder. I can protect everyone!"

Good, you are the most powerful little baby!

But everyone was relieved to see that the child stopped crying.

The way the little monkey cried was really worrying.

The Jade Emperor brought the cub over and touched his head, "Then we go out again, do we dare?"

The little monkey's ears turned red, and he said shyly, "I'm crying, won't everyone laugh at me?"

The Jade Emperor bluffed and said, "Whoever dares to make a joke, I will demote him to the mortal world!"

Very imposing!

The little monkey raised his chest, "Then let's go!"

The sisters held back their laughter, got up and changed the black clothes for the little monkey, and added a chubby little hairy face that didn't smile much, well, it's very majestic!

Then he went to the hall again.

Arriving at the treasure hall, the little monkey bowed to everyone solemnly again, "The boy was just rude!"

So cute.

The immortals sighed in their hearts, wishing they could abduct this little baby back to their homes, help them up in a hurry, and the cloud of the day will dissipate.

Unexpectedly, the little monkey looked around, and when he saw the seat of Emperor Qinghua of Dongji, he rushed over.

The little milk lion had already stuck his head in Master's arms in shame, and refused to come out.

Emperor Qinghua didn't know what this cub was going to do, he just smiled awkwardly, "Ah"

The little monkey didn't wait for him to speak, and bowed to Emperor Qinghua, "It was the junior's fault just now, please don't be offended by the emperor!"

"Oh, don't blame it, don't blame it! The little spirit monkey shouldn't blame the old man~"

The little monkey blinked, and said in a childlike voice, "I won't be your apprentice, can you still ask the little lion to play with me?"

ah this

Emperor Qinghua looked down, and the little lion in his arms raised his head, and said softly, "Aren't you angry with me?"

The little monkey walked around the table, touched the little lion's paw, and shook his head, "No!"

The little lion withdrew his paws, lowered his head in frustration, covered his nose with his big paws, and said in a muffled voice, "Master said, accept me as an apprentice! But my ambition since I was a child was to go out for a walk with my master on my back. Will you despise me for being worthless?"

"No way!"

The little monkey spoke with certainty.

My brother said, everyone has his own ambitions!

The little lion's tail wagged happily, and gently placed his chubby paw on the little monkey's paw, "Then we will be good friends for a lifetime!"

The little monkey also flicked his long tail and nodded, "Yeah!"

All the immortals laughed kindly.

The milky little cub is so cute!

Nezha, who had quietly slipped back to his seat, felt a little sour: more and more little monkey friends

Will he forget his brother in the future?

The little monkey over there is already hugging happily with the little lion.

The little lion said cheerfully, "Actually, I can also run with you on my back now, do you want to try?"

The little monkey shook his head like a rattle, "No no no!"

The little lion was very disappointed, "We are good friends!"

The little monkey thought for a while and said, "That's right, so you can't just carry me on your back. If you are willing to let me run on your back, then I agree!"

The little lion looked at the small body of the little monkey in front of him, and felt that he could push him down with one paw.

"Then let's play something else!"

Yeah!

But the little monkey said in a low voice, "I still want to choose a master, I will go and play with you later, okay?"

The little lion suddenly realized, "I'm sorry, I forgot when I was happy!"

The immortals who pricked up their ears to eavesdrop couldn't help laughing: What kind of idiot did Emperor Qinghua raise?

The old Taoist gentleman was quite happy, he stroked his beard with a smile, and saw two pale golden babies squatting at his feet, chatting seriously.

The little monkey said nothing to the little lion, went to Li Shan's old mother again, raised his head and said, "Mother, I'm sorry, I can't choose you as my master!"

The old mother covered her heart with a sad face, imitating Zai Zai's tone and said, "Why~"

Ok

How can this be said?

I can't tell the truth that I want to hug other thighs, can I?

The little monkey scratched his head in embarrassment, and suddenly his eyes lit up and said, "My brother said, men and women can't kiss each other, and my mother's place is full of beautiful sisters, I can't go!"

Nezha, who was sitting next to his senior, covered his face

I don't know if it's too late for him to hide now?

The immortals let out good-natured laughter again.

The old mother couldn't laugh or cry, she didn't expect to lose here.

Originally, this was clearly her advantage~

Oh, okay~

The old mother of Lishan picked up the little monkey and shook it, "Okay, but I can also come to my mother as a guest in the future~ I will entertain you to live in the courtyard, on another mountain, and not live with my sisters, okay? ?”

The little monkey nodded and agreed happily, "Okay!"

The old mother couldn't hold back and kissed the hairy little chubby face~

A satisfying!

Li Shan's old mother was also ruled out, leaving Zhen Yuanzi alone!

Zhen Yuan was overjoyed, isn't this him?

It's really easy to win!

Zhen Yuanzi's eyes were as bright as pearls, and when the little monkey came over, he couldn't wait to take out the porcelain box containing the ginseng fruit, and stuffed it into the little monkey's arms, "This is for you to eat!"

The little monkey came over slowly, still racking his brains to come up with a perfect way to refuse, but before he even opened his mouth, he was stuffed with a gift by the person who wanted to refuse

How do you describe this feeling?Just, a little guilty!

He knew that in this porcelain box, there must have been only thirty ginseng fruits in the ten thousand years, and eating them would prolong life.

But, he is not going to be Zhen Yuanzi's apprentice!

He can't accept it!

The little monkey looked at Zhen Yuanzi eagerly, not knowing what to say.

As soon as Zhenyuan saw that little look in his eyes, he knew that something was wrong. He felt bitter, and said with difficulty, "Good boy, eat it, this is delicious, you can eat it like a flat peach, and you can live for thousands of years in the future ~"

Woo woo

Such a good little monkey, why didn't he choose me?

Who else but me! ?

Zhen Yuanzi cried like a waterfall in his heart, lasagna tears fell down one by one.

The little monkey said awkwardly, "Grandpa Zhenyuan, I can't be your apprentice, so take this fruit back and give it to your apprentices to eat!"

Wow

Sure enough, I was not asked!

The wailing in Zhen Yuan's heart became louder!

The Emperor Zhenwu who was sitting next to Zhenyuan Zi came over curiously and said, "Little Spirit Monkey, the ginseng fruit of the Great Immortal Zhenyuan is delicious. Why don't you eat it? Don't you want to be his apprentice?"

The little monkey said in embarrassment, "Grandpa, Grandpa Zhenyuan's family already has many senior brothers. I heard that there are only thirty ginseng fruits in ten thousand years. They must not be enough. I, I still won't go!"

Heartbroken!

Thinking about the current situation that every time two or even three apprentices have to share a ginseng fruit, Zhenyuan swallowed his heart, squatted down and said softly, "Even if you don't come, this fruit is for you, open it and smell it." , Kexiang, this will be considered as a meeting gift from grandpa, okay?"

The little monkey turned to look at the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother smiled and said, "This gift from the elders is irresistible. Open it and eat it!"

Ginseng fruit is also rare, and it is safest to eat it in the stomach!

The little monkey bowed to Zhen Yuanzi, "Thank you Grandpa Zhen Yuan for the fruit!"

Ouch, so cute!

Zhenyuan held the little monkey in his arms reluctantly, and coaxed softly, "Then grandpa, will you feed you Guoguo?"

"Ok!"

The little monkey was wearing a black dress, it just so happened that Zhen Yuan was also wearing a black dress today, just now he thought about it, as expected, it was fated to see that they both wore the same clothes!

But now woo woo woo

Zhenyuan endured his sadness, opened the box, revealing the ginseng fruit inside, "Here, look, this is ginseng fruit!"

The ginseng fruit lay quietly on its side in the porcelain box, like a baby sleeping on its knees, with all five senses, the little monkey was startled and said, "It's a baby!"

The little monkey raised his furry face and whispered authentically, "Grandpa Zhenyuan, it's wrong to eat children!"