Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

When Bodhi thought that such a smart and cute little monkey might turn into such an ugly face in the future, he couldn't accept it.

What's more, this cub likes to look at good-looking people so much, if he becomes a little monk with a pure heart and asceticism, wouldn't he be unable to fulfill his wish?

Then can he still be so happy every day?

Bodhi raised his head, looked at the two senior brothers and said, "Senior brothers, keep your word!"

That's natural!

Once a word is spoken, it is hard to follow!

Laojun and Tianzun came over, clapped hands with junior brother and swore an oath.

Immediately, I was disgusted by the loud filming, "What should I do if I woke up my little apprentice?" Go away, go away!Don't disturb our little spirit monkey's sleep!

Laojun and Yuanshi had blue veins on their foreheads: Don't want this little brother, just beat him up!

The little monkey slept soundly in the alchemy room, during which time Nezha and the Seventh Princess came to look for him. Seeing the little monkey sleeping on his stomach in the alchemy room, he couldn't help but click his tongue.

There has never been a junior who dared to sleep in the alchemy room.

Not only did the little monkey dare, but he also slept soundly and didn't intend to wake up at all. Ah Tu looked beside him anxiously, "What should I do? I can't come out for too long. I have to go back to Guanghan Palace." It's time for potion.

The Seventh Princess also had a hard time, the little rabbit was so timid, she was already shocked to be able to walk all the way from Guanghan Palace to Yaochi, if you asked him to fly down from Tushita Palace by himself, it was absolutely impossible.

This cub will definitely be so frightened that he will cry and faint halfway!

But just walking like this, the little monkey is still asleep, what should I do if I get startled on the road?

They come out in such a hurry that they don't come with a cradle

Laojun patiently said to the juniors, "I asked people to deliver letters to Guanghan Palace and Yaochi, and I asked you to stay here to help me a little, okay?"

ok ok!

It's great that you don't have to go home, Seventh Princess nodded happily, then turned her head and yelled at Ah Tu again, "Is it going to be done? Is it going to be done?"

Ah Tu gave her a sad look, it would be great if he could be with her.

only

Alas, forget it, if you say it, this fool can't understand it!

She just focused on asking Lao Niu for gossip and teasing the new Xiaodao boy!snort!

The three cubs thanked Laojun, and the seventh princess was going to be mischievous again. Ah Tu naturally wanted to follow him, but Nezha was a little hesitant. Are you going to cry?

Laojun said kindly, "Little Nezha, just go. When the little monkey wakes up, if he calls you, you can come back, okay?"

When the master uncle spoke, Nezha had no choice but to nod, and then, together with Ah Tu, was dragged away by the Seventh Princess, one by one, like pulling a kite!

Patriarch Bodhi saw it and was amazed, "This girl is really strong!"

Yuan Shi smiled and said, "If you want to take her as an apprentice, it's not impossible. The queen mother has a headache for this girl. If you can take her away, the empress will definitely do it! At that time, she will still be able to take care of Xiaoling. monkey."

Bodhi shook his head, pull it down!He doesn't want to ask for trouble!

But the words can't be so straightforward, if the little girl heard that she was so disgusted, how sad would it be?

"I'm a little girl, so delicate, there are so many female immortals in the Three Realms, which one can't be a teacher? Besides, I'm so young, handsome, and personable, so at least I have to be a little self-aware and avoid suspicion!"

puff.

Laojun pretended not to hear the little brother's nonsense, and said, "You don't have to envy others, the little spirit monkey is also born with supernatural power, even more powerful than the Seventh Princess."

Bodhi touched the little monkey's tender little arm pityingly, "It's quite small, but quite capable? Tsk"

Laojun and Yuanshi looked at each other again, speechless.

The little monkey had a good night's sleep in the warm alchemy room. When he woke up, he still drank water before rubbing his eyes, and then sat there blankly to calm himself down.

Patriarch Bodhi leaned in front of the little monkey, and said worriedly, "You won't cry, will you?"

The little monkey said in a milky voice, "Grandpa Bodhi, I'm not a rabbit, I don't cry~"

Really?

Bodhi stretched out his hand and scratched his chubby belly.

The little monkey rolled on the soft quilt with laughter, and when he got up again, he woke up completely. While asking Bodhi to help him dress, he said, "Grandpa Bodhi, where is my brother? Where is my sister? A rabbit Woolen cloth?"

Little things, I'm really worried~

Patriarch Bodhi patiently helped the little monkey put on the little shoes, "They went to play with the big green cow, and they are probably in the cowshed right now, do you want to go?"

The little monkey thought for a while and said, "Did my brother come to see me just now?"

Bodhi pinched his chubby, chubby face, suspecting that the cub was hiding something in his cheeks, or he was so chubby and cute, "I've been here, your little brother is still here to accompany you. "

Yeah!

The little monkey frowned, "That can't be done! His little lotus leaves don't like heat!"

Yes, "So Laojun asked him to go out to play by himself, and he was dragged away by the Seventh Princess~" Patriarch Bodhi was so cute by the little monkey, and couldn't help but talk to the little monkey in the tone of a little doll. talking.

The little monkey let out a long breath, and said very seriously, "That's how it should be!"

Puff chirp chirp, little thing, still looks good!

Bodhi put on the last little shoe, took the little monkey down, put it on the ground and stood up, tidied up the clothes, the little monkey stretched out its small arms, and thanked earnestly, "Thank you, Grandpa Bodhi~"

Seeing the little monkey behave so well-behaved, Patriarch Bodhi felt a little distressed again.

Which child is not naughty!

Are there too many rules in Yaochi?

Look at the one who taught our children, he is strict, not at all lively, like a little old man!

How can this work? Children should be more lively, playful, and go to the house!

Oh?

After a while, there was a deafening explosion in the pill room.

The little baby monkey who was disliked for being lifeless, wanted to try to see what it would be like to burn a big fire, so he blew up a small alchemy stove that Laojun brought him to play with!

The small alchemy stove was quite strong, not broken, it swayed side to side and rolled on the ground for a long time. The lid of the poor pill stove went straight to the roof and was embedded on it. It was so strong that it probably wouldn't fall off without pulling it.

Patriarch Bodhi was only able to protect the little monkey in time, but did not protect the others. The small stove in Laojun's alchemy room was completely scrapped, black smoke billowed, and the wolf smoke caved.

The pale golden baby monkey has been smoked into a little black monkey. Its hair is black and smoking, and its clothes are so dirty that it cannot be seen. It has a small black face with only white teeth. His big eyes were too bright, he patted his little claws, and opened his mouth wide, "Ah! It's so loud!"

Bodhi is very happy, good boy, very courageous!Not bad!

Laojun and Tianzun hurried over and asked, "Did you scare the child?" Huotong and Shuitong also looked over from a distance, very worried.

Laojun said anxiously, "Shut up the shock!"

But when they got to the front, they saw the little black monkey, and they both covered their foreheads together: My god, how can I explain this to the Queen Mother!

You can't send the child back like this!

There was no other way, so I called the water boy to release the water, boiled a pot of warm water, and the three old men got together to bathe the little monkey.

He didn't ask the little boy to help, and sent the water boy out to stop people, don't ask anyone to come in, and quickly wash the little monkey clean, and let's talk about eliminating the evidence!

The three old men worked clumsily for a long time, and their clothes got wet, but the little monkey had a great time playing, and even performed a unique trick for the three grandpas~

He'll float on the water!

The little milk monkey was lying floating in the big tub, only showing its bulging belly and a small face, its big eyes were chattering, and its mouth sank below the surface of the water, gurgling and bubbling.

The three senior brothers were all amused, dumbfounding, this is nothing special, but I still have to say a few words, "It's amazing!"

Give thumbs up!

Bodhi poked the little monkey's chubby belly and asked him, "Can you swallow water?"

The little monkey opened his eyes wide and continued to spit bubbles: Gululu

Yuan Shi smiled and said, "How can he be born with all skills, let alone he is a stone monkey, born on land, I am afraid that he will never see rivers, lakes and seas after landing."

Bodhi frowned, "That's not good, you have to learn how to swim, otherwise what will you do if you go to the bottom of the sea to hunt for treasures?"

Junior brother, give up this idea! ! !

The old gentleman said dryly, "Now there are dragon kings guarding each of the four seas, and no one else is allowed to go down at will."

Oh.

Bodhi didn't care about authenticity, "Then you have to know how to drink water. What if there is a need in the future?"

Fine

The three old grandpas washed the little monkey head to head, rinsed it with clean water a few times, wiped it clean again, and then got hit by a big fluffy fur ball!

Maodudu is golden!

Rao Yuanshi Tianzun never liked small beasts, and now he is a little jealous.

Patriarch Bodhi hugged the little monkey in his arms: "It's mine!" I won't show it to you!Don't even touch it!

Look stingy, cut!

With a wave of his robe sleeves, Laojun cleaned up the ground, the sewage was dispersed, the bathtub was put away, the stove needs to be repaired slowly, the ground needs to be rebuilt and the formation needs to be carved, and there is no rush.

It's just that the little monkey has no place to play.

Yuan Shi picked up the dirty little clothes, looked at them twice, and gestured to his big hand twice: tsk tsk, it's only as long as two strokes, but it's really small.

Bodhi never cared about these trivial matters, and hugged his future little apprentice endlessly.

Why are you so cute!

Hmm, is there something missing?

Bodhi smelled it, and there was a very soft and elegant sandalwood scent on the little monkey.

Ah, why is that delicious milk smell gone?

The little monkey smiled and said, "I take a bath at home, my bath beans are mixed with milk!"

Oh, I see, it's his big brother Bath Bean's fault!

Bodhi turned his head and blamed him, "It's all your fault for those broken bath beans that haven't been changed for thousands of years, which have polluted our little monkeys. What does it smell like! It doesn't smell good at all!"

Okay, okay, it's all my fault, right?

Laojun said helplessly, "I'll go to my mother to ask for the recipe of bath beans, and I'll replace all the bath beans in Tushita Palace, okay?"

Bodhi said lazily, "I want it too!"

What can the old man do, and he knows this little brother very well, "When the bath beans are ready, I will share half of them with you."

Bodhi thought for a while, what if I go to the lower realm and run out?

"Give it to me, I won't always take a bath with you in the future, I want that prescription too."

give give give!Whatever the little ancestor likes, just take it all!

The little monkey nestled in the arms of Patriarch Bodhi, watching the two of them talking to each other, and couldn't help but say, "Grandpa Bodhi, your brother treats you really well~" Give everything~

Patriarch Bodhi took a malicious look at Yuanshi Tianzun, and said with a smile, "Is your brother treating you badly?"

The little monkey was a little hungry, so he took out a piece of flower cake to eat, his mouth was stuffed, and he nodded, "Okay, my brother is the best!"

Yuanshi Tianzun proudly raised his chest!

But the little monkey asked, "Why didn't my brother come back?" Then he raised his head and said to the Taishang Laojun, "Grandpa Laojun, when my brothers come back, can you not tell them that I have caused trouble?"

Hahaha~

Bodhi said first, "Okay, okay, I won't say it, and I won't ask Grandpa Laojun and Grandpa Tianzun to say it, okay?"

The little monkey with puffy cheeks turned to look at the other two.

Patriarch Bodhi waved at the two senior brothers, "Come, come, let's hook up with the little monkey, and whoever tells it will be a puppy!"

The two saints who didn't want to become puppies raised their robes and squatted over, stretched out their little fingers, and hanged themselves with the little junior brother and the little monkey. They were not allowed to change for 100 years.

Childish is not childish!

And in the eyes of saints, 100 years is just a blink of an eye~

Is it really good to just fool children like this?

Huo Tong concentrated on fanning the fire beside the alchemy stove, as if he didn't notice what his master and the other two were doing. In fact, the complaints in his stomach were all in his throat!

It's just that this really can't be said outside.

The water boy wasn't there either, only he knew about it, what a pity!

But life is still important~

So he could only huddle next to the stove, secretly holding back a laugh.

After pulling the hook, the little monkey apologized guiltily, "I broke Lao Jun's alchemy room! But I can't afford it."

Puff chirp chirp, everyone knows that if you break something, you will have to pay for it, so good!

But Bodhi once again disliked the Queen Mother for teaching his little apprentice too much about the rules.

The queen mother didn't want to take the blame.

Laojun took the little monkey from his younger brother's arms and shook it in his arms, "Don't let us pay for it, it just so happens that Laojun's grandpa's alchemy room has not been repaired for many years, and I have been thinking about tearing it down and rebuilding it. It’s just right this time, we’ll start dismantling it from that small stove~”

The little monkey tilted his head, put it close to his face, and said softly, "Thank you, Grandpa Laojun~"

Ouch, Laojun's heart~ it's all turned into honey water!

He hugged the little monkey and signaled his junior brother with his eyes: If you really don't like it, I might as well accept this kid as a closed disciple!

Think beautiful!

Bodhi only said, "Come to Grandpa, Grandpa will take you to set off firecrackers!"

The little monkey was successfully abducted.

Yuanshi Tianzun watched the big and the young go out, turned to look at the big brother and said, "Where did he get the firecrackers?"

Taishang Laojun frowned and thought for a while, "When we fought with Nian Beast, didn't we run out?"

Yuanshi Tianzun's eyes widened, "Brother, you wouldn't tell him to just let him put it in the courtyard of your Tushita Palace, would you? You don't know the power of firecrackers!"

Super loud, okay?A movement that can surpass the explosion of ten small alchemy furnaces just now!

Taishang Laojun sighed, what can he do if he disagrees?

That little ancestor has always been willful, who can say it?

"Just let him go out of the Zixiao Palace, go to the bad luck, if he is willing to let him go, let him go."

After a while, the two saints who were sitting opposite each other in the alchemy room finally heard the crisp sound of firecrackers, "嗖~~~啪!"

Why?The movement is not that great, is it?

The two looked at each other, guess wrong?

Yuan Shi stroked his beard and said, "Why don't you go out and have a look?"

Then go!

The two came outside side by side, but saw a lot of firecrackers in front of the main hall, and many people standing in the corridor, except for the people from Tushita Palace, most of them were disciples brought by Patriarch Bodhi from Zixiao Palace.

These young disciples are not very old, but they are the housekeepers of various caves in the past. They have low status and low qualifications. The little boy was found, and they all brought them to Zixiao Palace, where they were brought up and taught by their side.

If not, the master of the Cave Mansion would either go to the Heavenly Court or be looted to the Lingshan Mountain, never to go back, if they were to stay in the Cave Mansion, they would surely die.

Before leaving Zixiao Palace, these disciples had already been admonished, and then banned by Taoist Hongjun. From then on, they only said that they came from the ancestor Bodhi of Xiniu Hezhou, and they could no longer mention the past.

They don't complain, after all, it's a blessing that they are still alive. At this moment, Patriarch Bodhi was going to take the little spirit monkey to set off firecrackers, so they all ran out to join in the fun, chattering and crowding in the corridor, covering their ears, afraid and curious.

Yuanshi Tianzun looked at it, and couldn't help sighing, "Anyway, these disciples of my junior brother have a good heart, innocent and innocent, and have no dirt in their hearts."

The old gentleman smiled and said, "Isn't it normal for a master to teach an apprentice?"

The two were talking, when Princess Seven yelled authentically, "Old Ancestor, Ancestor, let this go! This is so big!"

The two looked up, their faces darkened.

The firecracker that Seventh Princess hugged was about a foot high, and it was barely enough for the two of them to hug each other!

Are you setting off firecrackers?You are going to shoot at my Tushita Palace!