Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Talking and laughing, a few people were seated, Yang Jian said curiously, "Little Master Uncle, it stands to reason that you have also become a teacher in recent years, and your cultivation base is sufficient, why did you still make up your mind not to accept apprentices?"

Wukong waved his hand and said, "I still have some self-knowledge. I have been favored since I was a child, and I am used to doing things arbitrarily. I have never suffered anything, and I haven't even grown up myself. How can I be someone else's master?"

Even Qiuqiu was entrusted by him to be taught by the elder brother. The two brothers have grown up so much, Wukong asked himself if he taught little Chaos anything.

Compared with Nezha, he doesn't look like an older brother~

If you can't even be a brother, how can you be a master?I'm afraid I'm going to mislead my son?

The little monkey smiled and said, "Nowadays, the masters in the academy still have to be assessed for posts. If I am a master, I'm afraid I will only fail the exam, so let's forget it!"

Xiao Lang leaned over and said with a smile, "Uncle, it's okay, I like to play too, you take me in, we two can be naughty together, that would be great!"

Yang Jian was so angry that he rolled up his arms and sleeves and wanted to beat his son!

Find a master for you, is that why you are asked to use it?

Little bastard!

Wukong laughed and said, "Then it's better to wait until you become more capable, we two become brothers, and then I will take you to travel the Three Realms, wouldn't it be better?"

Yang Jian choked, backed away silently, and stopped talking—his little uncle really looked very unreliable!

As far as this issue of seniority is concerned, since I was a child, I have never had a serious time!

Forget it Forget it!

He doesn't want to call his son uncle!

That little man rubbed his chin, pondered, "That's not impossible~"

But can't play now?

Wukong waved his hands again and again, "I don't play with people who are much worse than me~"

woo woo woo...

Xiao Lang's eyes, which look very similar to his uncle's, were filled with grievance immediately, and he pouted and said, "Uncle, you are too shocking!"

Looking at the boy, Wukong thought of his youth and his little friend Ao Lielai, and couldn't help but beat Xiaolang's brains, and said with a smile, "Don't say anything else, if you play together, you have to keep up Me? It’s just that the speed of flying through the clouds is too slow, and I disappear in the blink of an eye, so why are you still with me?”

Xiao Lang was discouraged, and then insisted on puffing out his small chest and said, "Then just wait, sooner or later I will definitely be better than you!"

Goku laughed out loud.

Yang Jian teased his son and said, "Hmph, now you have another skill, much better than your uncle?"

Xiao Lang's eyes lit up, and he turned around and pestered his father, "Where is it, father, tell me quickly!"

Yang Jian pointed at the tip of his son's nose, "Boasting is much better than your uncle!"

pissed!

The adults laughed, not understanding the children's sadness at all, Wukong and Yang Jian said, "Send Xiaolang to the academy, where he is now studying, if he passes all the exams, maybe someone will take the initiative to come." Take disciples!"

Yang Jian hurriedly said, "It can be agreed in advance that my son only worships the master of Taiyi Xuanmen, and Western religion is not allowed!"

Xiao Lang also jumped up and said, "Yes, yes, yes, I will not be a monk!" He still wants to marry a wife!

This made even Nezha laugh, "Brother, you have to make a kiss with Xiao Lang before entering school!"

Yang Jian waved his hand and said, "It's useless to get married, don't you know, the Luohan who subdued the dragon taught by the West is about to get married, isn't he also going to become a monk? Can't stop it!"

Although these are completely different things, what you said makes sense!

Yang Jian and Nezha said, "Your second brother, has he followed Guanyin recently and stayed in Biyou Academy?"

Nezha nodded, "I heard Wukong said yes." But he never paid attention to it, nor did he say anything to Wukong because of the relationship between the two parties.

Just pretend not to know.

Goku nodded aside.

Yang Jian sighed, "Anywhere in the school is good, but these people from the Western religion are an eyesore."

His son has a wild temper and is very naughty, but he is clever and clever, so it is hard not to be missed by others.

But if he is really abducted by Western sects, his wife and old Taishan can beat him to death!

Ao Cunxin said from the side, "Why don't I also go to Biyou Academy to be a teacher!"

what?

Yang Jian was shocked, turned to his wife and said, "Then what should I do?"

Ao Cunxin patted her husband on the shoulder, "You have a good time with Xiaotiangou at home, and you will visit our mother and daughter on the holidays, and we will come back to reunite with you during the two winter days, isn't it just right?"

"You are busy enough to perform your priesthood on weekdays. It is customary to go home once in a ten-day period, but it is normal for you not to go home once in March!"

Yang Jian asked his daughter-in-law to piss her off, and couldn't help but blushed, "I'm sorry..."

Ao Cunxin said bluntly, "Stop talking about such nonsense, it's settled like this, the three of us will go to the lower world later, and enroll Xiaolang, and I will join the job!"

The third princess of Xihai turned her head and asked Wukong, "I just don't know what to prepare, do I have to take anything with me?"

Wukong shook his head and said, "Sister-in-law, don't worry. In the school, married wives have their own small courtyard. All kinds of things are ready, so you can go there empty-handed. The place is also big, and the three of you can live in it. When the time comes It is also very convenient for Brother Erlang to visit relatives."

"It's just that the master's exam is very strict!"

Ao Cunxin smiled and said, "It's okay, I can't pass the exam, so I will study with my son!" Anyway, both mothers stay in Biyou Academy and don't leave!

……

Yang Jian almost knelt down to his wife!

So once he went to heaven, he became a lonely family again, didn't he!

Wukong laughed and said, "If Brother Lie Lie knows about this, he still doesn't know how to react! I guess he can't help but run back!"

Before Xiao Lang could say yes, Ao Cunxin clenched his fists and said, "If he dares to come back and make trouble, I will dare to fix him!"

When I went to Guanjiangkou, I didn't talk about teaching my nephew, but I played with Xiaolang every day, making the skinny boy even skinnier!

In the end, they patted their buttocks and left, making the couple worry about a son who is looking for heaven!

Wukong murmured silently in his heart: Then he should not inform his friends!

Yang Jian's family of three ate a meal in the Heavenly King's Mansion, Erlang Zhenjun wanted to take his wife and children to the lower realm with a sad face, and asked Wukong, "Do you want to go together, little uncle?"

Seeing that the time was still early, Wukong said, "I'll stay a little longer, I haven't met the elders yet!"

It's not good to come here once, just look at Nezha and leave.

Yang Jian also knew that this little monkey was full of old relatives and friends in the sky, so he stopped talking, bid farewell to the two, and walked away in a cloud.

The fairy officials cleared away the leftover seats, Nezha and Wukong said, "How long is it until I am on duty, do you want my brother to go down with you for a stroll?"

At least he can play in the lower realm for two months.

Wukong shook his head, "It's really hard to run back and forth, my brother finally took a rest, and it's good for us to stay together like this."

Brother is considerate of him, and he has to be considerate of brother.

Nezha just laughed, and the two of them wandered slowly along the path in the Heavenly King's Mansion without any destination, so they just strolled lazily. A fence is blocked, and the peach trees over there are full of fruits, and the branches are drooping, and they all bend here.

Looking at the Taoyuan, Wukong suddenly remembered something, walked over to have a look, and called out loudly, "Is there anyone here?"

The land of Pantaoyuan came out from the ground with a bang, leaning on a cane and laughingly said, "Oh, the little highness is here! Do you want to eat peaches? Do you want to pick them yourself, or I will find them and send them to you ?”

Wukong smiled and said, "It doesn't need to be so troublesome, I just want a good peach, you can pick it for me, and I will tell my sisters later, don't worry about paying the bill!"

The land laughed and said, "It's not easy to pay for a few peaches, your highness, don't worry! Just wait for a while, the little old man will come as soon as he goes!"

Nezha looked distressed, "For several years in the lower realm, I haven't even been able to eat a flat peach, are you worried about it? It's okay to pick two more, why bother to ask for one or two?"

Wukong waved his hands and smiled, "I'm so greedy, I didn't go out this time, and I made Qiuqiu angry, I want to take a peach back to coax him!"

When Nezha heard this, he smiled helplessly, "What's the matter?"

Wukong had a good time, and learned the thing again, "This little thing is like a ghost, I didn't go to the bed outside to see him this time, but I actually took someone else to make up for it, and blocked me outside by myself, and then I got angry again Already!"

The young man standing shoulder to shoulder with his brother scratched his hair helplessly, "Oh, I didn't go to see him, and it was because I went to see him last time, and he said that I frightened him in the middle of the night~"

"This little thing's mind is becoming more and more difficult to guess!"

Nezha couldn't help laughing and said, "You, why is it so difficult to guess, Ling Xiao just wants you to pay more attention to him, that's all, you have many friends, a lot of brothers and sisters, and there is only one junior brother and two Senior brother is not at home, and you hatched him with your own hands, if he is not attached to you, who will he be attached to!"

Nezha patted Wukong on the shoulder, "It is said that an elder brother is like a father, but you are also a brother and a father!"

Wukong spread his hands, "So, I don't think about it, why don't I bring him peaches as a present~"

Nezha said, "Well, our Wukong is also a good brother~~"

The little monkey scratched his face, "I can't talk about a good brother, I'm afraid I'll bring him down..."

oh~~

Being a parent is so frustrating!

Especially when the child reaches the rebellious period, it is really wrong to do anything.

Nezha smiled and said, "Then you know he is rebellious and clingy, yet you still have to sneak out to play!"

Wukong put his head on Nezha's shoulder and groaned, "Then he misses his brother too..."

"It's not easy for you, Muxiu..."

Nezha is helpless, this little monkey said that he has not grown up, it is true, "You are allowed to be clingy, but you are not allowed to be clingy~~"

Wukong hummed and said nothing~~

Nezha has always loved him, so he didn't say anything. When the land brought a basket of peaches, he dragged Wukong around the Tianwang Mansion for a while, knowing that he was going to be on duty, and then sent the little monkey away.

Wukong left the Tianwang Mansion, first went to Yaochi to visit his sisters.

As soon as they met, the seventh princess came over gossiping and asked, "How is it? Did Nezha accept Xiao Lang as his apprentice?"

The sixth princess said, "I think Wukong and Xiaolang have a temper! It's suitable to be a master and apprentice!"

Wukong grinned and said, "Sixth Sister is right, I thought the same thing when I saw that child, but it's a pity that I don't accept apprentices recently, so I recommended Biyou Academy to Brother Erlang, and he took his wife and children to Penglai Island, It's gone now!"

The Seventh Princess said disgruntledly, "Nezha really confiscated it, I was thinking, there is a noisy apprentice, who can make this cold-faced little heavenly king change his temper~~"

Wukong was startled, "What cold-faced little heavenly king?"

The sisters laughed, and the eldest princess poked her sister's forehead and explained to Wukong, "This is because the immortals in the heavens have nothing to do. face!"

Wukong was at a loss, "My brother likes to laugh, doesn't he?"

The third princess said, "Then who can't tell? To others, your brother doesn't even have the slightest smile, just like a small iceberg!"

The sixth princess said, "That's right, that's why I said that Nezha is not suitable to be a master and apprentice with Xiao Lang!"

The fourth princess said, "Then go to Biyou Academy, so you don't need to be a teacher in the future?"

Wukong smiled and said, "You still have to worship a teacher. If Xiaolang has good grades and performance in the academy, there are plenty of masters who will choose him!"

As a result, the fifth princess said, "Don't be chosen by the Western religion!"

Wukong chuckled and said, "Brother Erlang said the same thing just now!"

The second princess frowned and said, "If Erlang's family produces a Buddhist cultivator, Daddy will be furious!"

It's not enough to be mad.

Wukong comforted, "Sister-in-law said that she will stay with Xiaolang in Biyou Academy, and first try to take the master's test, and then stay in the academy to teach if she passes the exam. If she fails, she will go to school with Xiaolang. But I think , according to what brother Lie Lie said, my sister-in-law will suppress his ability to beat him every time, and test her master's hand to pinch her!"

Wow!

The girls were all startled, "Cun Xin has become his wife!?"

The eldest princess said, "Erlang agrees?"

Wukong laughed and said, "I can't resist it, and I have to agree if I don't agree. My sister-in-law told him to visit relatives after Muxiu, and said that Erlang brother is not at home anyway because he has to take up the post of god on weekdays."

Seventh Princess clapped her hands happily and said, "Okay, okay, this will do!"

The eldest princess laughed, "That's the reason!"

The fifth princess suddenly said, "Wukong, is there any shortage of masters who can teach painting in your academy?"

The little monkey was stunned by the question, "Ah, this, it seems that there is no special course for this..."

The fifth princess leaned on her chin with both hands, and she was dressed in a multicolored robe that made people's eyes hurt. "Painting can also be practiced, so what if there is someone who likes to learn this?"

The little monkey said in a daze, "Then I'll go back and find my seniors to study and then send a letter to my sister?"

OK!

The fifth princess patted the youth on the shoulder excitedly, "Just leave it to Wukong!"

The little monkey looked helplessly at the eldest princess and blinked: Sister, help me...

The eldest princess said thoughtfully, "That's right, we are at home, and we are idle if we are idle. If we can go to the palace to teach and educate people, it will be a merit!"

A neat big princess also came to pat Wukong on the shoulder, "I will discuss it with my mother later, and see if our sisters can go to the lower world together! I will send you a message at that time!"

Several older sisters swarmed up to study with Wukong what skills they could teach: women's red, tool making, painting, writing...

After the little monkey came out of Yaochi, his ears were buzzing, and when he arrived at Tusita Palace, he saw Taishang Laojun, and before he could speak, he fell into his uncle's arms, "It hurts..."

Taishang Laojun was taken aback, "Good boy, what's the matter?"

Wukong's eyes were dull, and he taught his uncle a lesson. Taishang Laojun laughed and said, "That's good, you come here, and you have found several masters for your senior brother!"

"Look, Uncle, your Biyou Palace may have to be expanded in a few years!"

This momentum of recruiting students is much greater than the momentum of intercepting and teaching [-] people from the world of mortals back then!

Wukong said weakly, "Uncle, my master was talking about relocating Biyou Academy two days ago. I see, if you want to relocate, you have to move quickly. Otherwise, wouldn't it be more difficult to move after the expansion?"

Taishang Laojun stroked his beard and said, "Well, about your master, I also heard him say that the Three Realms are settled, and the spiritual energy in the mortal world is getting scarcer. If it can be relocated, it's better to move it as soon as possible!"

Wukong sat up, his eyes gleaming, "Is it okay to move to the side of Tushita Palace, so that I don't have to run back and forth every time, seeing everyone is exhausting!"

And the emotional contribution is very unequal. He hasn't seen everyone here for several years, so he couldn't think about it, but when he came up to see it, it was only a few days in the sky! ?

How awkward do you think this is?

If he moved to the sky, he could live with his elder brother at night, get up early to pay his respects to the Master in the Dousita Palace in Zixiao Palace, visit his sisters in the morning, chat with his old brothers, and have dinner with his younger brother in the afternoon. Check check his homework!

How perfect?