Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Wukong went back to Biyou Academy.

Unscathed, passed through this catastrophe in this life smoothly.

In fact, it has not yet reached the point of the previous life, and Daozu Hongjun never expected that after failing to learn the scriptures, the Tathagata would attack so quickly.

If he hadn't been paying attention to the little grandson, I'm afraid I would have missed it today.

Fortunately, everything was safe and there was no need for him to make a move. Wukong passed this level safely by relying on his own ability.

After all, Wukong learned Taoism early in this life, and almost as soon as he landed, he had never eaten mortal water. He was born with spiritual bones and smooth meridians. After practicing, he will naturally improve more than his previous life.

So even at this moment, the little monkey is much younger than when he was in trouble with the Heavenly Palace in his previous life, and he has changed drastically without learning, but the ability he has cultivated since childhood is still much better than that in his previous life. just won.

In fact, when Tathagata realized that he was exhausted, he thought about using tricks to make the little monkey fall into his palm, but Wukong was so fast that he jumped over in just a moment, so Tathagata had no choice but to do so.

Fortunately, he didn't have time to make a move, so he barely saved his dignity.

Hongjun Daozu couldn't act rashly, but the breeze transformed by the consciousness of heaven quickly slipped away, and flew quietly with the little monkey.

If it weren't for the way of heaven to be fair and just, and not to punish people for private reasons, I'm afraid Tathagata would have been struck by lightning by now.

If he didn't make a move, Tian Dao would have murderous intentions against him. If he dared to do it, Tian Dao would have to try his best to damage a saint, and he would have to teach the Tathagata a lesson.

His little monkey, Zai Zai, has suffered many twists and turns. He has finally grown to such a big size in this life. Who dares to stretch out his hand to him?

In Zixiao Palace, Hongjun Daozu sat quietly on the cattail mat, his face was as calm as usual, and with a touch of his hand, a mirror of water dissipated.

In the gradually chaotic mirror surface, among the crowd in the square in front of Lingxiao Temple, Tathagata's unwilling eyes gradually blurred and shattered.

A breeze flew in from the outside, flew around the old Taoist ancestor twice, wrapped around the auspicious cloud hairpin of the Taoist ancestor, wrapped himself in a cloud of white mist, and continued to turbulent. He acted nonchalantly, as if he had never been out before.

Learned badly!

Daoist Hongjun sighed. Beside him leaning on his chin, Li Litong, who sat cross-legged in a daze, heard this, raised his head, and said in a daze, "Master, what's the matter? Do you have any orders?"

Daoist Hongjun smiled slightly and shook his head, "I'm fine here, don't need to guard, let's go play!"

Lili shook his head obediently, "Master has asked Zhu Wu to guard the gate, someone will definitely come later, I will help master to entertain guests~"

Hongjun Daozu said, "It's your elder brother who is not an outsider, so let's go and play!"

ok~

The chubby little boy let go of his two chubby short legs, bent over, put his hands on the ground, propped up his round buttocks, then stood up with a hey, and ran around Lost!

Daozu Hongjun stroked his beard with a smile and looked at the boy's fat little back, thinking in his heart that these little boys around him had followed him for a long time.

Zixiao Palace is a three-acre land, although it is vast, but there are only so few people, and such things, after a long time, it is also very boring. It is time to leave the world and ask them to experience it!

How about sending them all to Biyou Academy?

Those who have grown up will do some work, and those who are still young will be thrown away to study.

After all, the abilities of these strange beast boys are directly proportional to their height.

Hongjun Daozu was counting which children could go down to the realm with his fingers, when he heard the hurried footsteps outside the palace gate, he looked up and saw that the great apprentice Taishang Laojun came in angrily.

Daoist Hongjun smiled and said to his apprentice, "Why are you so angry? Didn't the Tathagata fail? Why bother to be so aggressive with him? It's not worth it!"

Taishang Laojun straightened his face, bowed to the teacher, and then said, "It's not for Tathagata, he just ordered a batch of Seven Returning Fire Pills with me, and he paid a lot of money, don't be angry later !"

For the sake of salary, let's keep this account in mind for now!

Daoist Hongjun stroked his beard and said strangely, "Then who are you so angry with?"

As soon as Taishang Laojun heard the teacher's questioning, he remembered the scene just now, and couldn't help being furious, "Who else can there be except those two bastards!"

Just now Wukong took Nezha and the others away, and Tathagata also came over to talk to him about "business", and the others were fine, so the Taishang Laojun opened the water mirror, and wanted to tell the little brother to prepare his hands , to meet Wukong.

After all, more than a thousand Pegasus horses are not a small number. If one is not good, it would be a pity to get hurt if they collide.

He also took a special look at the lower realm, and made sure that it was sunny on Penglai Island, so he sent the water mirror over there.

Who would have thought that as soon as the mirror came on, he saw Yuanshi Tianzun in women's attire riding on Bodhi, waving the teacher's ruler and beating his junior...

Oh, let alone the chaos at the scene!

A young girl with cream on her face is beating a white-haired man. Is it a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?

Is it the corruption of Taiyi Xuanmen, or the scandal of Biyou Academy?

……

If it weren't for the Taishang Laojun pinching the water mirror quickly, there would be more people behind him to watch the fun!

As for the Jade Emperor, he asked, "Who is this little girl? Why is she so imaginative with the second senior brother? Who is this beating?"

Taishang Laojun's brain was short-circuited, and he couldn't think of a good reason to explain the scene just now...

say what?

Niece beating uncle?

Or is it a senior who disguises himself as a woman and beats up his younger brother?

No Taishang Laojun can open his mouth!

He put on a smiling mask, smiled and cupped his hands, bid farewell to everyone, turned around and slipped away!

Flying faster than his little nephew's somersault cloud, sparks and lightning along the way!

I've never been so embarrassing in my life!

Taishang Laojun said angrily, "Since I was born in Honghuang, I have never been so speechless. I don't know what to say!"

Daoist Hongjun was shaking with laughter~

"Okay, don't be angry, it's also because I've been with the children for a long time recently, which made them both less tolerant."

Hongjun Daozu kindly persuaded the big apprentice, "Then did you ask the two of them afterwards, why did they fight?"

Taishang Laojun snorted angrily, "On the way I came, Fashuijing passed by again, the second child had already run away, and the third child went to pick up Wukong, so I didn't ask carefully."

Oh, hey, Daoist Hongjun said with a smile, "Look, isn't the second child growing up? If it was in the past, how could he run away? Gu Zhun just knelt there in a daze and waited for your punishment~"

"Now I know how to work around!"

Tsk, yes!

Taishang Laojun thought for a while, and laughed angrily, "It's called the third brother's belt!"

The old Daoist, who had similar thoughts in his mind just now, smiled and remained silent.

Taishang Laojun got lucky for a while, and leaned over to whisper to Daozu Hongjun, "Teacher, the Tathagata wants to go out for a walk, and the second child also came back from Nanzhan Buzhou. Does that mean the reincarnation of Jianglong Arhat... "

Hang up?

Daozu Hongjun shook his head, "It should be, but I'm too lazy to watch and didn't pay attention to them!"

It hurts the eyes to see their bald heads.

Taishang Laojun also said, "Let them toss! Anyway, if there is no result, the Tathagata will not let it go, put it in the Lingxiao Temple, and he still wants to ask for the Xiniu Hezhou Dojo, but Taibai Jinxing said After a few mouthfuls, I stopped mentioning it."

"But I see, with his appearance, he should not give up. I don't know what conditions he will come up with in exchange with the Jade Emperor!"

Daozu Hongjun said, "It is the general trend for Western religion to spread followers in Nanzhanbuzhou, but he wants to occupy Xiniuhezhou instead, so he is eager for quick success."

Even if you can get a few dojos, what's the use?The gain outweighs the loss!

How about preaching in Nanzhan Buzhou with peace of mind, and then saving money to build more temples!

Taishang Laojun sneered, "This is the one who eats what is in the bowl and looks at what is in the pot!"

Daoist Hongjun sighed, "Forget it, since he has obtained the Tao, he has his own way to go, and no one else can replace him, so let him go."

Taishang Laojun said, "Although I don't like him, I can't bear to talk to him, as long as he doesn't miss our Wukong."

Laojun leaned his body forward, and whispered to the teacher again, "Teacher, you said this time is over, will Tathagata trouble Wukong in the future?"

Daoist Hongjun stroked his beard, "Things are impermanent, there are too many variables, and I can't say for sure, but there is an old saying in the world, it is said that the country is easy to change, and the nature cannot be changed."

Can Tathagata change his temperament?

No!

Daoist Hongjun said slowly, "Even if his position as a saint has been stabilized now, it can't stop him from pursuing higher pursuits."

"Sit firmly in the position of saint, wouldn't it be better if there is no Taiyi Xuanmen in the world, only Western religion?"

"Lingshan is too small. Is it okay to expel Yuzhen Temple and designate the surrounding land as Lingshan?"

"How is the scenery of Zixiao Palace, do you also want to see it and live there?"

One by one, which one is not the ambition of the Tathagata?

Taishang Laojun snorted, "He dares to think, but also dares to have his life to occupy!"

The old Daoist took out Yu Ruyi and tapped his apprentice on the forehead, "Like a humming pig!"

What, what a humming pig!

Laojun muttered, "You have learned too much together!" The teacher didn't have so many witty words in the past!

Daoist Hongjun didn't pick up the quarrel, he just said, "It's all for the soldiers to cover up the water and the earth. His concern is his concern, and we are still living?"

"Look at Wukong, although the child is young, he may not be ignorant of Tathagata's thoughts, but he should do what he should do. Could it be that he just avoided Tathagata and left?"

That's not true, the little thing asked the Jade Emperor to send him out, but after hearing that three or five days later, he would hold a feast of flat peaches, and slipped back in a hurry, thinking about begging for a Tianma to go to the lower realm!

Taishang Laojun laughed, "No wonder the third child always said, Teacher, you only love Wukong, and don't love him anymore!"

Hongjun Daozu chuckled, "The apprentice is getting older, so it's annoying, but the little grandson is cute!"

Taishang Laojun slandered, your little grandson came up this time, but he didn't come to see you!

Daoist Hongjun glanced at him, and said, "Okay, there's nothing else to do, let's go! I'm busy with you, don't I have to make alchemy for that little bald head?"

The Taishang Laojun said, "It has been prepared a long time ago. Besides, it has been agreed. The delivery will be three months after the peach feast. Don't worry." Even if there is stock, it is impossible to take it out and give it to the Tathagata.

Tell him to wait and go!

Daozu Hongjun nodded at him, but said nothing.

Taishang Laojun said again, "Teacher, you haven't let go of the restriction on the water mirror in Zixiao Palace, have you? The third child will come up in a few days, so be careful of him messing around with you."

Last time Hongjun Daozu set up a ban in Zixiao Palace in order to avoid leisure, these apprentices, no matter whose water mirror they are, can't get in.

The old Taoist said, "If you can't get in, it's because you are not good enough. Wukong and I chatted for a while every night~"

……

It's obvious that you deliberately let the little monkey release water, okay?

Laojun felt that the conversation between him and his teacher could not continue, so he asked him if the teacher was fine, so he stood up and saluted, patted his butt and left~

Five days later, the Peach Banquet, which had been suspended for a long time in Yaochi, was held again. This time, the invited immortals, Buddhas, demons and underworld immortals were very complete, making the Yaochi bustling and lively.

Standing in the small study room of the Magnolia Hall, Bodhi was arranging his sleeves, a little nervous, and asked his apprentice, "Show Master, see if there's something inappropriate?"

Wukong helped his master pull the sleeves on his shoulders, "I think it's pretty good, there's nothing wrong with it!"

The little monkey gave a thumbs up, "My master is the most handsome and good-looking in the world!"

Bodhi sighed melancholy, took out a mirror to look at it, touched his face, and said very sadly, "Oh, no, I'm old, I have wrinkles, my hair and beard are also white..."

"I think back when I picked up your senior sister and the others back to Biyou Palace, your master and I were still a black-haired, graceful little fairy!"

Bodhi threw the mirror casually, and the mirror turned into a stream of light, which flew to nowhere, and then looked up and down for a while, looking at the little apprentice who was already about the same height as himself, "At that time, you were only as tall as you. Also tender."

The little monkey let out a wow, "Master, you have already started taking apprentices at such a young age!"

Bodhi raised his head triumphantly, "That's it!" He didn't say anything, he was only young at that time, but his age was already several times that of the little monkey.

Wukong said, "No wonder the master is getting old quickly, and the disciples are worried about it!"

Bodhi said angrily, "Your master and my real body are still very young, don't talk nonsense!"

Oh~~

Wukong changed the subject knowingly, "Master, I told my brother that I will accept apprentices later~ If I don't meet someone I like, then I won't accept them~"

Um?why is that?

Bodhi asked strangely, "Why are you two talking about this?"

Wukong scratched his head, "I didn't say it on purpose, I just chatted casually..."

Bodhi sat down at the table generously, nodded and said, "Okay, I understand, this master doesn't care, if you like to accept disciples, you can accept disciples, if you don't like it, then you don't accept."

"After all, we still have your brothers and sisters in our family, so I don't point at you to pass on the incense~"

"But if in the future, someone forces you to accept apprentices, or forbids you to accept apprentices, come back and tell Master that Master will settle accounts with them!"

The little monkey jumped on Patriarch Bodhi's back and said happily, "Master is the best!"

Little thing, you have messed up your master's clothes!

The two masters and apprentices were making a fuss, and the old palace attendant came in and reported in a low voice, "Your Highness, there are guests outside!"

The little monkey who was still lying on the master's back was startled by the master who jumped up suddenly: he was carried by the master!

Patriarch Bodhi said in a trembling voice, "Wukong, your friend is here, you don't have to accompany Master, let's go and play!" Could it be that his big disciple is here?

Wukong understood, and tugged on Master's sleeve, "Master, you sit down, disciples go and have a look, and bring guests to see you later!"

Bodhi nodded reservedly and said nothing.

Wukong stepped out of the study room. He thought it was the elder sister, the Holy Mother of Jinling, who is now Doumu Yuanjun in the court, but after seeing it, it was really not, it turned out to be Kui Mulang and several other stars. Come and see he.

Wukong entertained all the stars to sit down on the stone benches in the courtyard, and said with a smile, "You guys are so lazy, what are you doing in my deserted courtyard instead of eating in front?"

"My pockets are empty now, but I can't give you any peaches to entertain you!"

Kui Mulang patted Wukong on the shoulder, put his arms around the little monkey and said, "You are the one who said this, do you have any peaches, so why can't we come and see you?"

Wukong smiled and said, "I'm always afraid that you will settle accounts with me~"

A few days ago, he called Kui Mulang "Brother Dog" in the Lingxiao Palace, and as a result, all the people in the sky are now calling him "Brother Kui Mulang, Gou" or Ergou.

Who is second!

Why is it two?