Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

Tathagata told Taishang Laojun to choke, but he was not angry, but smiled and said, "This child grows up in a blink of an eye. Laojun also raised apprentices, why don't you know?"

Taishang Laojun could not hold back how much he scolded his mother in his heart, he stroked his beard and smiled, "No, at the Antian Conference back then, Buddha's son Jin Chan was still a child of seven or eight years old, but in the blink of an eye, he had experienced all kinds of things. The affairs of the world are in the honorable position..."

That big ear scraper, really unceremoniously, slapped Tathagata's face!

Tathagata laughed dryly a few times, but he didn't really argue with Taishang Laojun.

He was pondering in his mind whether he should talk to the Jade Emperor about the distribution of Hezhou in Xiniu now, or wait until the Pantao Victory Meeting.

It's really a coincidence that he came here. Today, for the matter of the Yumajian and the little spirit monkey, the people from the Lingxiao Palace are very complete. Except for the worthy immortals and stars like Nezha, who are not here, the rest are basically different. After hearing the news, every room in the palace came one after another to watch the excitement.

For example, the master and apprentice Doumu Yuanjun came here on purpose!

When there are too many people, the Tathagata will be more cautious, and will not want to speak: What if you meet some fool and stand up to disrupt the situation?

The Jade Emperor ignored him, and only said to Wukong, "Wukong, then I will send you to run an errand, go to Yaochi and talk to the empress, we will also celebrate with the victory of the flat peaches of the empress, and I am willing to offer it to you." Let's have a feast together with the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir, and see if the Empress agrees, okay?"

how difficult is this

The little monkey got up and saluted the Jade Emperor with fists, "I take orders!"

In fact, when it comes to spreading the word, the star officer on duty is usually called to run errands, but today the Jade Emperor saw Tathagata's sticky eyes, and he kept aiming behind the Taishang Laojun, and the Laojun looked calm, but The Jade Emperor knew Taishang Laojun very well, and he knew all about his little movements when he was not in a good mood.

Laojun narrowed his eyes as soon as he was upset. Although he looked smiling, his eyes were actually radiating coldness, and the hand stroking his beard didn't move up and down, but twisted his fingertips horizontally.

Anyway, in the past, every time Taishang Laojun lost his temper, he had to spend a long time combing his beard afterwards.

It's all twisted up!

Now the old man is like this.

Jade Emperor is such a clever person, how can he not know why Laojun is angry?

So I quickly sent Wukong out: go out for a walk, don't make him salivate in front of Tathagata, or I'm really afraid that Laojun will disagree and beat someone up!

The little monkey didn't even ask what was going on with Tianma, and simply took his orders and left. The immortals Xingxiu saw that the cub was gone, and they had no intention of staying any longer, so they all made excuses and bid farewell to the Jade Emperor. , the Lingxiao Palace disbanded in a short while, leaving only two or three kittens sitting idle in a daze, waiting for the Jade Emperor to dispatch them at any time.

Tathagata's eyes lit up: Here comes the opportunity!

The old monk was planning with all his heart here, and when Wukong came out of the Lingxiao Palace, he saw the Changshi of the Heavenly King's Mansion standing at the entrance of the palace, and when he saw him coming out, he quickly greeted him with a smile on his face, "Second Master, what's the matter?"

Wukong didn't ask him why he was here. Nezha must have been worried and told him to come over and guard him. He just said "tsk", "Oh, the bullshit is too big. It hasn't been done yet, so we have to wait. Oh. , By the way, you didn't tell Brother Qiongqi that they will wait for me at the Nantian Gate, did you?"

Chang Shi smiled and said, "Then how can you do it! You have received the order of the Jade Emperor, so you have to go to the Yuma Supervisor to complete the formalities. There are many things to do. Even if you want to set off, it will take several hours. Why bother telling Immortal Qiongqi to stand there dryly, so the little one didn't say anything at all!"

"Immortal Qiongqi and the others went to rest after bathing, and I didn't disturb them!"

Wukong patted Chang Shi on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up, "That's right! Those who know my heart, Chang Shi also~"

Chang Shi grinned from ear to ear, "What is the second master talking about? If the master listens to this, I won't want this little one!" What kind of confidant is he!

Wukong said, "I have received His Majesty's order to go to Yaochi. You can go home and rest, and you don't need to tell Brother Qiongqi, I just come and go!" In the past few days, let him take it easy!

As for Yuan Sheng and Ao Lie, just treat it as a holiday for the scumbags~~

Chang Shi Buyi said, "That can't be done, the master said, I don't want you to walk around the heaven alone!"

He walked sideways in front of Wukong and said, "I will show you the way!"

Wukong couldn't help laughing, "You left the whole family of the Heavenly King's Mansion behind and only cared about me. I'm tired. I'll tell my brother when I go back, I'll give you a blessing!"

Chang Shi beamed: Oh, let's just say that the move was right back then!

Not long after he came to Yaochi, Wukong went to see the Queen Mother. He happened to have a guest at this time, so he waited in the flower hall next to him for a while. The sisters got the letter soon and came to look for him.

Seventh Princess said, "Why don't you come to find us, but just sit here by yourself?"

The fourth princess said worriedly, "But what's wrong with you, have you been wronged? Just tell your sisters!"

Thinking of the elders trying to embarrass the little monkey, the sisters are not going well!

The eldest princess also reached out her hand to stroke her younger brother's hair, her eyes were firm, "But have you encountered a difficult situation?" She was as if she was about to fight out if she disagreed!

Wukong smiled and said, "Where is it? I came from the Lingxiao Palace to deliver a message to the empress for His Majesty. It can be considered that I have an errand, so I didn't go to the sisters!"

The third princess asked curiously, "Why did you go to the Lingxiao Palace, and what message do you want to pass on?"

Wukong said vaguely, "It's just for the matter of the imperial horse guarding the Tianma, but halfway through the talk, the Tathagata Buddha of the Western Lingshan came, and talking about Xiniu Hezhou now with clear seas and rivers, I want to congratulate His Majesty. The flat peaches we prepared have won the meeting." The Tianma riots, and the fact that the imperial horse inspector neglected his duties but was held accountable for him, the little monkey disappeared without saying a word.

After all, he did do some tricks. Although the child has a guilty conscience, he still needs face.

"Your Majesty said that he wanted to take advantage of the Empress's Peach Banquet to celebrate together, and asked me to ask Empress if she would like it~"

The sixth princess pinched the little monkey's fleshy face, "You too, come if you are told, such errand work, where is it your turn!"

"Maybe it's just bullying you!"

The older princesses vaguely guessed something, and slapped Xiao Liu, "Stop talking nonsense!"

The sixth princess pouted and shut up.

The Seventh Princess stood up, flicked the meteor hammer in her hand, and said fiercely, "How dare you bully my brother!"

The eldest princess flicked her head, "Calm down a bit! Could it be that you still want to shoot your majesty?"

Well, how can it be!

Seventh Princess explained with a smirk, "I just want to clean up those lazy people in Lingxiao Palace!"

The lazy guy you are talking about is the star official on duty, and the most trustworthy person around the Jade Emperor!What a fool!

The sisters pressed down the little Bengdou, and the Seventh Princess struggled hard, angrily said, "I just don't want to go, Wukong is still there, save some face for me!"

The little monkey turned his head away, suppressed a grin, pretending not to see it.

After making a fuss here for a while, the queen mother's guests left and called them to go, and when the queen mother saw Wukong coming, she beckoned and said, "You child, I heard that you have been busy in the imperial horse prison? Are you tired?"

Wukong smiled and said, "I'm not tired, I'm back a long time ago!"

The Queen Mother patted his head and said, "Don't worry, I heard that the Jade Emperor has already discussed this matter with the immortals, and a decision may be made soon!"

Wukong nodded, "I think so too!"

The two faced each other and smiled warmly, each feeling guilty.

Wukong explained his reason for coming, and asked the empress, "Your Majesty is asking, can the empress agree?"

There's nothing wrong with that, it's auspicious to find a name for the Peach Feast, the Queen Mother smiled and nodded, "For the sake of our Wukong, the empress will naturally agree!"

The little monkey was teased, but he was not shy. He smiled and puffed out his chest and said, "Then the boy will have a big meal at the banquet! You can't ask His Majesty to spare this thank you!"

The Queen Mother laughed so hard, "You can eat!"

Wukong thought about Tianma, and then asked the Queen Mother, "When will you have the peach feast, Madam?"

This was originally planned, the Queen Mother said, "This time the peaches are almost ripe, count the land in the Peach Orchard before reporting the number to me, it is enough, plus your Majesty's Nine Turns Jindan, it is enough to entertain the immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms!"

"It's just that it takes some time to distribute the invitations, and there will always be three or five days! Now we have arranged the manpower and are writing the invitations. Wait for my order and add a sentence to the invitations! "

When Wukong heard that the Peach Blossom Banquet was going to be held in three to five days, he immediately became a little nervous: he had to get things done quickly, or else when the Peach Blossom Banquet master came, he would be considered a failure Well! ?

The itinerary is tight!

The little monkey couldn't help but sighed.

When the princesses saw it, they felt sorry for their younger brother, and looked at the Queen Mother with reproachful eyes: "Look at you adults, you made Wukong embarrassing us!"

Doesn't it look like something?So adults, tease the children to play!

The queen mother was also very guilty, she had never seen Wukong so worried before...

The Queen Mother was about to touch the little monkey's head hair when she saw Wukong stood up, clasped his fists and said to the Queen Mother, "Your Majesty, Wukong is in a hurry to reply to His Majesty, so shall I go first?"

The Queen Mother just wanted to stop her, she was in a hurry to send a letter, and told anyone not to run errands, but before she could speak, the little monkey and his sisters waved and ran away!

The eldest princess said to her mother, "Wukong is in such a hurry, he must have asked my father to talk about Tianma again!"

"You adults are really serious. It's really boring to say that it's hard for a child, and you just talk about experience!"

Several other girls also nodded one after another: Exactly!

Our Wukong is so simple, how can we be the opponents of you Old Jiang!

The queen mother was angry and funny, raised her hand, and kicked out all the daughters: If you want to complain, go talk to Master Wukong, this idea is all from Patriarch Bodhi!

Seventh princess rolled up her arms and sleeves, and said angrily, "I'm going to write a letter to my uncle right now! Huh!" The sisters immediately surrounded Xiaoqi, "Yes, you write! Put all the snarky energy in your script Do it!"

The Queen Mother covered her face and let them go!

Wukong came out of Yaochi, picked up Changshi, and flew all the way to the Lingxiao Palace. When he reached the gate, he whispered to the golden armored warrior who guarded the gate, "Who is there?"

His uncle didn't leave, did he?

Has the Tathagata left?

If his uncle left and Tathagata did not leave, then he would not go in.

His grandfather and master told him thousands of times before, stay away from that old monk!

The golden-armored warrior smiled and said, "The old gentleman is here, the Tathagata is also here, and there are several other immortals. Your Highness, let's go in!"

As soon as Wukong heard that his uncle was still there, he went in boldly.

In Lingxiao Palace, the atmosphere is a little tense and anxious at the moment.

The reason is that Tathagata not only wants to preach in the mortal capital of Xiniu Hezhou, but also wants those empty caves!

The first thing, the Jade Emperor agreed without even thinking about it.

After all, although the Tathagata was blind and couldn't see the monster cholera in Xiniu Hezhou, it didn't delay him spreading disciples in Xiniu Hezhou.

Although the land in Lingshan was the land that was promised to guide the two of them to discuss with Taiyi Taoist sect after the catastrophe of conferring gods, and Taiyi Xuanmen also placed Yuzhen Temple at the foot of Lingshan Mountain to delineate the boundary, but Taiyi Xuanmen Taoism has never restricted the preaching and preaching of Western religions.

After all, among the four continents, Xiniu Hezhou alone has the most temples. Although there are Buddhist temples in Nanzhanbuzhou, there are only a few here and there.

So it doesn't matter if the Jade Emperor agrees or not.

Taishang Laojun has no objection either.

But waiting for the Tathagata to say the second thing, asking for the unused Dongtian Paradise in Xiniu Hezhou, this is a bit over the line.

When your uncle made trouble in Shituoling, Hezhou, Xiniu, you kept silent and reported it to the Heavenly Court.

Taiyi Xuanmen and Tianting jointly enforced the law and cleared the demons in Hezhou, Xiniu. You pretended to be deaf and dumb and didn't know it.

Now the world is peaceful and everything is safe, you came here to ask for the fruits of victory.

Why such a big face?

The Jade Emperor wanted to take out a water mirror, put it in front of Tathagata and ask him to take a picture!

Not to mention other things, Shan Tianting sent heavenly soldiers and generals to help fight the demons this time, and only fifty or sixty heavenly horses were damaged.

How big a loss is this?You don't pay anything, just want territory with empty words?

What's more, when subjugating demons, a boy under Maitreya's seat came out to occupy the mountain and become king, and even stole Maitreya's magical artifacts and treasures. Maitreya even came to heaven to plead guilty, so you don't know if you don't know?I'm sorry?

The Jade Emperor muttered in his heart, I don't want to accept it!

After the Tathagata said this sentence, seeing the Jade Emperor's face drooping, the Taishang Laojun's eyelids drooped, and he didn't respond, it was embarrassing...

Taibai Jinxing didn't leave, but at this moment, he stood up to smooth things over, and said with a smile, "My Buddha, I don't know what you want to use these ashrams all the time?"

... This question is asking, this is not nonsense!

Tathagata turned his mind and said with a bitter smile, "The number of believers in my Lingshan Mountain increases every year. This Lingshan Mountain can't hold the truth. It's time for them to come out and stand on their own..."

Look at what you said, Rao Taibai Jinxing is a slick face, and she can't even manage her expressions well!

Cooperating with the self-reliance in your mouth means robbing other people's children of hard work and giving it to your own children to enjoy?

Why are you so shameless! ?

Taibai Jinxing slandered in his stomach, but he didn't want to speak so bluntly. After thinking about it, he smiled and said, "My Buddha, the little old man has something to say, and I don't know whether to say it or not!"

No one is paying attention to Tathagata right now, only a Taibai Jinxing is here, Tathagata is not good to say it directly, then you shut up, don't say it, although you know in your heart that what Taibai wants to say, you should It wasn't a good word, but Tathagata had no choice but to say with a smile on his face, "Just say what Jin Xing has to say!"

Taibai Jinxing stroked his beard, pondered for a while before saying, "Buddha, you shouldn't be too spoiled for your disciples!"

WTF?

The few people in the hall heard that the old lady was farting again, and couldn't help but cast their gazes over.

spoil?

Tathagata?

Please look at the Golden Cicada, the son of Buddha, and then at the Arhat Subduing the Dragon, and then think about it carefully before opening your mouth again, okay?

Tathagata, the master of one religion, the master of ten thousand Buddhas, can have something to do with the word doting?

Why do they not believe it?

Tathagata also felt that this statement was novel, so he couldn't help leaning forward on the lotus platform, and said with a smile, "Why did Jin Xing say such a thing?"

Taibai Jinxing shook his head and sighed, "If these disciples want to grow, they have to be let out to practice. Only through bumps and bumps can they grow."

"In the past, the Buddha refused to let the Westerners wait to come out to subdue the demons. Wasn't it because he was spoiled and worried that they would be injured or damaged?"

"You should just look at the sects of Taiyi Xuanmen. This time, Hezhou, Xiniu, sent out demon-hunters. They are all younger generation children of each family."

"Now people live in the Taoist temple that they have built, and they feel at ease and have a strong Dao heart."

"However, if the Buddha asks to go to the dojo, even if he gives it to his own disciples, how can they sit still and hold up their face?"

"Look at the neighbors, aren't you ashamed?"

Ah, this!