Baby Wukong is three and a half years old [Journey to the West]

This……

How can this be called! ?

Asked you to come over and ask for responsibility, but instead took the opportunity to ask for something?

Sure enough, a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, a group of childish people who are fearless and fearless!

The eloquent appearance of this little monkey is cute, or hateful?

Mandian Xianjun Xingxiu couldn't bear to laugh, and didn't dare to look at the expression of the Jade Emperor~

Taibai Jinxing had an idea, stood up and said, "Your Majesty, Wukong is right!"

Asking the little spirit monkey to take Tianma down will not only break the siege of the Yuma prison, but also quickly resolve the current deadlock!

Regardless of whether he made a mistake or not, whether he provoked Tianma or not, all his brains were handed over to the little spirit monkey, which relieved the difficulties of heaven and fulfilled the wish of Biyou Xuegong, wouldn't it be the best of both worlds?

Why bother embarrassing a child here, and tossing the Imperial Horse Supervisor enough?

Hearing that Taibai Jinxing stood up to speak for him, Wukong couldn't help but grinned and said, "Thank you, old lady Bai, for speaking for me! It's really rare that you, an old man, can still speak up for justice!"

Taibai Jinxing wrinkled his face like a bitter melon, and said with a wry smile, "The little monkey is so embarrassing!"

hee hee~~

The Jade Emperor bluffed, "Wukong is not allowed to mess around, so you admit that it was because you went to help the horse farm that the horses in charge of the horses bombed the camp?" The emperor will take a closer look, so as to embarrass this little monkey for a while, after reading it, do you feel distressed!

Anyway, I, the Jade Emperor, won't be distressed afterwards, maybe, maybe, maybe, my ears will hurt?

The Jade Emperor was so serious, Wukong didn't panic or panic, he stood there openly, spreading his hands calmly, "Your Majesty, how can I admit this, how can I know what happened after I left?"

"Anyway, when I took back my distraction avatar and left the Imperial Horse Prison, everything was normal~"

"I don't want to admit it, it has nothing to do with me at all!"

"And if I admit it, wouldn't I be pouring dirty water on the Imperial Horse Supervisor and accusing them of being lazy and incompetent?"

"Anyway, I don't think the uncles and uncles in the Yumajian are that kind of people. They are all diligent and conscientious, and they dare not slack off in the slightest!"

"Even if I ask the little monkeys to help them, it's just to give them a hand when grooming the horses, to help store more horse feed and grass, and to prepare more drinking water. That's all, so that when I leave, they can relax and calm down. Will it get more and more flustered?"

"It doesn't make sense~~"

The little monkey talked eloquently, his thoughts were clear, and his words were well-founded, which made all the immortals and stars nod in admiration: Patriarch Bodhi can have such an apprentice, even if he is not famous in the first half of his life, he will be famous in the three worlds in the second half of his life up!

Lei Shen heard that the Grand Master was also in the palace today, whispered to his master Doumu Yuanjun, "Wu Kong is so outstanding, it would be a waste of talent to be a Lei Gong in my Shenxiao Yuqing Mansion!"

Doumu Yuanjun smiled and said, "How dare you think about it, and still miss your little uncle doing work for you? You are not afraid that your uncle will break your leg!"

Wen Taishi coughed, shrank back and stood up, and stopped talking.

Although he didn't call him Junior Martial Uncle, his seniority is real and cannot be faked.

Most of the people in the hall were whispering, and the two of them, the master and the apprentice, hid beside them and muttered such a sentence, but it didn't attract attention.

Regardless of the muttering below, the Jade Emperor stroked his beard and said, "Oh? So, are you sure that this matter has nothing to do with you?"

Wukong nodded, "I think so! But if someone insists on slandering, then I can't help~"

The little monkey sighed deeply, "Oh, I'm just a little monkey who speaks little, young, little knowledge, no foundation in this heaven, no official position, naturally I can only do what others say! "

……

Your grandpa Daozu, Uncle Laojun Tianzun, Master Daozu Aitu, Princess Yaochi sisters, do you know what you say?

All the immortals and stars in the palace felt a very mysterious aura inexplicably.

I can't tell what it is, but it's just a very annoying smell...

Mu De Xingjun, who was standing there as if nothing had happened, was so angry that the veins on his forehead twitched twice, and his beard pouted: Why did he forget, how abominable this little monkey is!

I shouldn't have promised Laojun to stand up and say these few words!

Don't ask, ask is regret!

Taishang Laojun, with his eyes downcast, murmured in his heart: Oh, it's really not easy to find someone who has a "festival" with the little monkey on the bright side in the heaven~

If Wukong hadn't gotten into this disaster when he was a child, whoever stood up to do this would not be convincing!

Wukong is extremely popular, who would be willing to make things difficult for him?

That's Mu De Xingjun~

Mude Xingjun is easy to use!perfectly worked!

Everyone's thoughts were racing, and there was another silence in the Lingxiao Temple. The Jade Emperor looked around at the people in the hall who were severely beaten, "Everyone, what do you want to say about Wukong's speech?"

The Yuma Supervisor Jian Cheng and Jian Deputy were moved to tears by Wu Kong's intention of protecting them, and they first whispered to Wu Kong, "How dare you call the little spirit monkey's uncle! I'm so high!"

Only then did he stand up again and said to the Jade Emperor, "Your Majesty, the fact that the Tianma bombed the camp this time has nothing to do with the little spirit monkey!"

The Jade Emperor waved his hand, "You two are witnesses to each other, it's not worth counting!" Then, he threw the ball to Mu De Xing Jun again, "What does Xing Jun say?"

Xingjun didn't want to talk and fell into autism!

But there was nothing he could do, he had to stand up and finish the next line.

"Your Majesty, since Wukong speaks like this, I have nothing to say, but my thoughts will not change because of this!"

"The manpower shortage of the Yumajian is not a matter of a day or two. If the little spirit monkey is willing to redeem his merits and assume the post of steward of the main hall of the Yumajian, and put down the riots in the Yumajian, then the humble minister will never Bring it up!"

Taibai Jinxing rushed out and said, "Your Majesty, Mr. Mu Dexing is right!"

Mandian Xianjun Xingxiu: Old Taibai, you won't say anything else today, will you?

When the Jade Emperor heard the words, he nodded with a smile, bowed his head and said to the little monkey who was staying there, "Wukong, are you willing to take up this position?"

Wukong scratched his head blankly, not knowing how things turned into such a situation so quickly.

Wen Taishi frowned, and wanted to stand up and speak: his little uncle is a thunderbolt, he feels wronged, and wants to ask the child to be a Bi Mawen?

Isn't this Jade Emperor crazy?

Just as he was about to take a step, he was stopped by Doumu Yuanjun, and the Holy Mother of Jinling stood there calmly, signaling his apprentice with his eyes: Don't panic!

Just watch it!

Grand Master Wen took a deep breath through his nose, the anger on his face was still there, but he was not impulsive after all.

After the Jade Emperor asked Wukong, he asked Taishang Laojun again, "Brother, how do you think this is done?"

Taishang Laojun said with a smile, "As long as the child agrees, we have no objection as elders!"

The Jade Emperor went to look at the little monkey again, "Wukong, would you like it?"

The little monkey came to his senses, scratched his head and said, "Your Majesty, please allow me to ask a few questions?"

The Jade Emperor was very tolerant, with a smile on his face, "Say it!"

Now he is very sure in his heart that this is the Taishang Laojun who cheated his apprentice to harm his apprentice!

Don't think that Laojun and Mu Dexingjun flirted with each other, but he didn't see it!

As the Jade Emperor, sitting high in the hall, he can't see what's going on down here!

All of this is definitely the work of the Taishang Laojun!

He would like to see how the three direct disciples of Daozu Hongjun fight each other after the play is over today!

This time, I'm afraid it will be enough to punch out the head of a dog again!

The Jade Emperor, who happened to be having a lively scene and life was boring, was very happy, and he was even more tolerant towards Wukong, so he almost gave the child a fruit plate of tea and told him to ask and speak slowly!

Wukong unhurriedly snapped his fingers and said, "Your Majesty, may I ask how high-ranked the officer in charge of the Imperial Horse Supervisor is?"

"How much is the annual salary and how many vacations?"

"Are you seriously listed in Xianlu?"

"I'm not good at learning, and I haven't been a teacher yet. If I accept this errand, can you allow me to be famous, and after a few years, I will come to heaven to be a teacher after I graduate?"

Ah this...

Someone in the hall burst out laughing, and then said loudly, "Wukong, let me tell you! This Yumajian is in charge of the main hall, and his nickname is Bi Mawen. He has no official title, no rank, and he is not in the top class!"

"No salary, no vacation!"

"It's fine if you do well, but if you don't do well, you will be punished!"

Wukong turned his head and saw that the person who made the noise was also an acquaintance, and it was Kuimu wolf Li Xiong from 28 nights!

The little monkey clasped his fists with a smile and said, "Thank you for reminding me, Brother Gou!"

As soon as Wukong said this address, everyone heard it and laughed, and Kui Mulang blushed, "What are you laughing at! No matter what, Wukong will call me brother!"

Lou Jingou next to him patted him on the shoulder and laughed loudly, "What did you do to make Wukong call you a dog! Isn't this taking my name!"

Kui Mulang went up and covered his mouth, "I can't suffocate you if you don't talk!"

Mmmm!

They are too noisy here, the star officer on duty took a look at the expression on Jade Emperor's face, stood up and shouted loudly, "Quiet..."

All the immortals Xingxiu hurried back to work and stood up, bowing their heads in salute, "Your Majesty will live forever..."

Impossible to live forever, I am about to be pissed off by you!

The Jade Emperor sighed, and Wukong raised his head when he heard him sigh, "Your Majesty, I don't really care if I don't have any rank or rank, but it's just that I don't have a salary or a holiday. There are elders who want to serve the elderly, how can they do it without money? If they don’t have holidays, then it’s even more impossible!”

"Otherwise, I will call my master up, and you can discuss it with him?"

The little monkey said again, "After all, every ten years in the Lower Realm, I will follow my master to visit my grandfather in Zixiao Palace. If I refuse to go, my grandfather will definitely ask!"

"My grandfather asked. If my master told the truth, he would probably be beaten..."

"In order for my master to be beaten with peace of mind, Your Majesty, you have to think about this rhetoric ~ you can persuade my master well~"

Don't, don't you?

The Jade Emperor choked, thinking that he still didn't want to eat his third senior brother's big ear scraper and small electric cannon!

And Daozu didn't want to be alarmed!

Coincidentally, at this moment, the golden-armored warrior guarding the gate came in to report, "Your Majesty Qi Zuo, the old Buddha Tathagata of the West is seeking an audience outside the hall!"

The Jade Emperor and everyone in the hall were startled: how did this old monk come here?Could it be that the autumn wind is coming again?

The Taishang Laojun also opened his eyes, and there was a sharp cold light between his brows: This old bald donkey, could it be that he got the letter and came to plot against his little nephew! ?

Wukong has profound luck, and only when he is in trouble can he lose his luck and fall on others. Could it be that the Tathagata took the opportunity to challenge Wukong! ?

Want to follow the Jade Emperor's hand and suppress Wukong?

Do you want to die?Or do you think that the elders of the master sect are all dead?

It's one thing to tease children behind closed doors in one's own house, but if this old monk wants to intervene, that's absolutely impossible!

The Taishang Laojun got up and said to the Jade Emperor, "Your Majesty, the Tathagata has always been practicing in Lingshan, and he can't get out of seclusion and doesn't care about world affairs. It must be something important to come to His Majesty this time. You see, it wasn't for the Dapeng and the last time. Peacock Buddha Mother, toss twice? I'm afraid this time is also a matter of anxiety!"

"Yu Ma Jian and Wu Kong are here, it's just a small matter inside the Heavenly Court, let's not talk about it later, let's invite the Buddha to come to the door first!"

Taibai Jinxing jumped out again, "Your Majesty, Lao Jun is right!"

……

Including the Jade Emperor, everyone in the hall wanted to kick out this old Jin Xing who didn't know where the wrong string was!

The Jade Emperor nodded, "Then follow what Laojun said!" He beckoned, "Wukong, go to your uncle first!"

Then he said to the Prime Minister and Deputy Supervisor of the Yuma Supervisor, "Retire for the time being, and take care of Tianma when you go back, don't be negligent again!"

Jian Cheng boldly said, "Your Majesty, the Imperial Horse Supervisor..."

quack!

The Jade Emperor was so angry that he patted the case and said, "Let's talk about it later!"

okay!

I don’t know if with the lucky bonus of the little spirit monkey, the word “later” can be the same as before, without a trace, without any sign of coming~

The deputy supervisor and supervisor was very rude and saluted, and slipped away with good expectations!

When we arrived at the door, we met Tathagata sitting on the lotus platform, and greeted him with a smile, "Buddha, don't come here without any harm!"

"congratulations!"

Both Jiancheng and Tathagata stared at the deputy supervisor who spoke surprisingly.

The Deputy Superintendent was startled, withdrew his smile, and stammered, "Ah, what, isn't that the addition of a Bodhisattva to Lingshan? Isn't this something worthy of congratulations?"

When Jiancheng heard this, he slapped his forehead, laughed and said to Buddha Tathagata, "Yes yes yes, look at my memory, I should congratulate Buddha!"

Tathagata hadn't even entered the gate of the Lingxiao Palace yet, so someone stabbed his chest twice. He almost wanted to vomit blood!

It's not easy to turn your face, just smiled and said, "Same joy, same joy!"

Jian Cheng and Jian Fu beamed, "Thank you for your good words!" After saying that, they cupped their fists, turned around and left quickly: go home and wait for the good news!

I don't want the little spirit monkey to be my immediate boss, but I hope that Biyou Academy will quickly take away the horses from the horse farm!

They were willing to give a good horse to the little spirit monkey as a thank you gift: a first-class high-quality horse, strong in body, uninjured, neat in color and beautiful in color!

And it's not on the Yumajian account book!

The two discussed in low voices, and returned to the Yumajian through the clouds and fog, leaving the Tathagata in a mess at the gate of Lingxiao Temple: Where did these two people come from!What's wrong!

The Jade Emperor didn't dare to tell Tathagata to wait any longer, and soon Xingjun on duty came out and greeted Tathagata into the hall!

The Jade Emperor gave way, "Buddha, please sit down!"

Tathagata was also polite, and sat cross-legged on his lotus platform.

It is opposite to Taishang Laojunman.

Tathagata smiled and said authentically, "Old Monk heard that Lao Jun is busy refining alchemy in Tushita Palace these days, so it's rare to see you in Lingxiao Palace today!"

Taishang Laojun said with a smile, "The Buddha said it was a few days ago. Now that the elixir has been refined, I am afraid that it has been eaten by the talents who stayed behind in Xiniu Hezhou. Already!"

Really?

When talking about Xiniu Hezhou, Tathagata will be sluggish. He is also belatedly aware. He just found out that in Xiniu Hezhou, which was originally full of demons, all the goblins, big and small, were taken away by Taiyi Taoist sect.

That's all, those goblin caves have also fallen into the hands of the children of the Taiyi Xuanmen, and they have become dojos?

This is really...

The day Tathagata got the news from Manjushri Puxian, he almost fainted from anger, and called Ananda over and cursed, "You know this, why don't you come and report it to me!"

Ananda was wronged, "My Buddha, it's not that I didn't tell you, it's true, it's true that I don't know about it!"

The Tathagata was very displeased, and gasped, "Then what else do you know? Could it be that Kaye went to the lower realm and hooked your soul down too!?"

no no no!No such thing!